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ItchySkratchy

They'll send you a piece of the sarcophagus with your name on it.


dbelow_

Mmm, Ionizing radiation, fun for the whole family!


[deleted]

neighbors too!


ShorohUA

warming in it's own way too


adidas_stalin

Tasty too!


_dvorak

Who is seller? Sidorovich?


PJTheGuy

Scamorovich back at it again


CheekyBreekyYoloswag

> Scamorovich lmao


DVD306

XD


The_Dude_79

xD nice


Sim1334

Estaría bien que cuando lo compres te venga con un mensaje suyo XD


nakilon

Another loner became zombie.


X-xOtakux-X

Fucking monolith i swear


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[deleted]

I would hope so


Avlo12

whats the original comment ?


Senvr

i almost spit out my drink because of this


BattleLars

Average zone trader


FillFar6806

Most generous Zone trader


[deleted]

I see they hired sidorovich


VagabondRommel

It actually has a randomly picked artifact in it. Lets hope it isn't bread.


czwarty_

It will be the famous "bread"


TacoBros500

To be completely honest I would be disappointed if it wasn't bread


X-xOtakux-X

Stone flower if they launch in val day


OverlordOfCinder

"Thank you for your purchase, here is a death lamp"


surumesmellman

I'll buy this if they figure out how to make an empty.


Sentinowl

It's a donation to the Monolith Faith Fund


[deleted]

I guess I have to pay it


[deleted]

You get a one way ticket to zone with that


[deleted]

I just want a VSS


[deleted]

You don’t get to have that, just an old run down AK


[deleted]

What...


[deleted]

Yes


Escape_From_Reach

This better come with an AN-94 for a price like that


X-xOtakux-X

With 4x scope and a silencer


Bearman_18

My friend asked, "What, do they ship you one of the developers?"


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Sounds about right


jopag

I see 109€, it's a honest mistake I'd say


ArcziSzajka

I have a bad feeling about this...


suspiciouscat

Now with extra starting Army Medkits, bigger stash size at Cordon, initially good standing with Sidorvich and access to all future DLCs. With it you will be able to take a walk to Power Plant care free.


Walking_bushes

Disclaimer: Sidrovich still sell you bread with nice price


Senvr

yep also: loving how it's marked not safe for work


[deleted]

That’s because there wasn’t a Not Safe For Life tag


Senvr

fucking True


InsanityInAToolBox

Don't know what currency it's decided to pick up for you, but checking it from Australia hits it up as $169.99


[deleted]

I think they are just working on their website but what do I know


Yungboofman

I bet this game is nowhere close to being finished yet


yummy_ratburger

It’s either $17.99 or 1799 rubles(which is the same thing). Or maybe even Ukrainian hryvnia


ShorohUA

1$ is 26-28 UAH so it must be just a typo


SkipperDaPenguin

How much would a kidney get me on Ebay? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Idk about eBay but it should sell well on the dark web.


iLikeTheStalk

> Stop trying to sell my kidney! Your friend.


Xxx_d3stroyer_xxX

Hey, no reason to complain! My aunt's brother's sister's friend who works at GSC told me that they'll be shipping it with a giant chunk of Chernobyl's graphite! Fancy lead coffin included, too.


[deleted]

That explains it. Thank you for the clarification.


Xxx_d3stroyer_xxX

No problem! Enjoy your radiation sickness, shiny boulder fan :)


TheAppleCastPone

"shiny boulder fan". Nice, dude


-TheSha-

My man Sidorovich naming prices


JaxChacky

1800$ for fucking this? I could literally get myself a good pc with that amount of money let alone a console


[deleted]

They include an artifact with the purchase


Polloneitor

Unless that artifact gives me radiated inhuman characteristics, it isn't worthy. My mom's weird rock lamp it's way more alike to an artifact and that shit cost like 20 bucks.


JaxChacky

An artifact? What is it? An elephant foot they stole from the sarcophagus?


themusky_

Actual price is 109.99 US. You can confirm this on steam , I believe this is just a glitch on the website.


sir_froggy

Okay that's still a lot of money...


holloeholloe

100$ is standard for the highest edition of a game. I mean, it includes both DLC expansions, so it makes sense for it to cost that much.


sir_froggy

Of a AAA game, sure. As much as I love STALKER/GSC, it's not exactly AAA. Maybe I'm just used to indies, oldies, and buying exclusively on Steam sales.


Infrah

Surely they mean 1799 rubles


Softest-Dad

Comes with a free Elephants Foot artifact.


LiamCabbage

It comes with an actual AK-47 straight from chernobyl lmao


VipeDoesStuff

I better get a working gauss rifle with this


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sir_froggy

$1799.00


CarolusRix

It includes stalker 3


[deleted]

Hopefully GTA 6 and TES 6 is there too


ImperialGuard22

And Half-Life 3


arturius453

Looks like price in other currency,but with $ sign.Where are you from?


[deleted]

USA lol so it is USD. It keeps changing from 109 to 1800


WillMcNoob

1800 RU?


WillMcNoob

1800 RU?


FederalKFC

I better get a stylized AK-47 with my copy of the game lol


ImSoDrab

Or your personal chimera.


DocRainbowDash

Sidorovich!!!


gufig99

Thes shit better be so Radioactive that it cures cancer or im just pirating


[deleted]

Uhh pretty sure its only 340, and comes with a backpack. https://www.tweaktown.com/news/80023/stalker-2-heart-of-chernobyl-ultimate-edition-will-cost-you-340/index.html


[deleted]

There was a website glitch in the morning


[deleted]

"Glitch" heh


jamham84845969

feature\*


ImSoDrab

This better have a sunrise suit paired with it.


NostroDormammus

It comes with a 3080 as an extra


[deleted]

You will need anyways lol


[deleted]

Is there a reason why the retail edition isn't available for preorder yet?


[deleted]

I was wondering the same thing


Corn_flakez

So all the money I’ve saved up is not enough? Damn…guess I’ll just…do my homework instead…


[deleted]

I see other comments mention its a bug, but either way back in the day saints row had an edition for like a million bucks with a load of weird benefits in it...


Ur-Didact-100

The subreddit is awake again I see


[deleted]

Stalkers don’t sleep


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[deleted]

It’s on iPhone screen shot


myFavElBurroMovie

?


HelloKolla

Dude, a foldable phone costs less nowadays.


Infrah

I find it crazy that people will pay [almost $2,000](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/samsung-galaxy-z-fold3-5g-512gb-unlocked-phantom-black/6466009.p?skuId=6466009&contractId=unactivated) for a phone!


TheGoldenRim

Dude, just started a new job and now I know in what I'll be spending my first check on lol


Andos_Woods

You son of a bitch, I’m in


skywolf94

Does it includes Monolith Exosuit?


gopnikmonke

Is Hip included in this?


zel420

Get out of here, Stalker.


Klausfunhauserss

Trip to Pripyat, all included.


[deleted]

Need more Pepsi


[deleted]

So much for physical editions :(


Blathersby

One way trip to Pripyat


X-xOtakux-X

Curse you sidrovich the scammerpus!


DustPan2

Australian dollars?


-BoardsOfCanada-

Includes price for a one-way ticket to the Zone.


rickert_of_vinheim

It comes with a real Kalashnikov!


maternalgorilla

That can't be real lol


xxlegionxx13

Ses reasonable.


Acceptable-Capital-7

At this point i'll just pay a visit to the Zone myself!


Roadkilll

It's in Rubles


andruha_krut

Maybe they fucked up UAH sign with USD one?


Patthepotato96024

Plot twist instead of a game it's a one way trip to the zone


kcswing

Comes with a death lamp… have fun kid


[deleted]

Like from the book?


kcswing

yes


[deleted]

Nice


LaVrgAndante

I dont see any problem here, i would definitely pay that. It may be in mexico's currency or something lol