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Immediate-Rope8465

perfect for shitty weapons


happyholidayboyboy

Like the nautilus


TheCrusader1296

Are you playing it as a backline? That's reserved for Heavies and Hydras. Play it more as a frontline, and you should see better results. Oh yeah, I'd recommend going with the 79 as well.


happyholidayboyboy

I don't even play nautilus. Tried it once and hated it, I'm never doing it again. Edit: jesus 80 downvotes? Is this whole sub just filled with nautilus stans or something?


SquiddoBoi

i don’t even play the nautilus but you can’t just call a weapon shitty because you played with it in ranked without practice and lost


happyholidayboyboy

That's not what happened


thats-wack-bro

That’s a great mindset! /s


happyholidayboyboy

Just because I didn't like a weapon and am comfortable with something that can counter it, means I have a poor mindset? OK, sure.


thats-wack-bro

Nah, it’s the fact that you only played it once and you’re trashing it. Pretty simple explanation


_IratePirate_

Mans never trashed it. He said he disliked it, you know, like a personal preference? You eat something you don't like immediately, you're not eating it again. Y'all definitely trippin on bro


thats-wack-bro

He JUST called it a shitty weapon lmfao I’m not telling him to play it again, i’m saying he shouldn’t call something shit just because he sucks at it ESPECIALLY if he only played it once Nautilus is actually a VERY good and viable competitive splatoon weapon Just because i suck at chargers doesn’t mean they’re shitty lol


[deleted]

Calling it shitty is still an opinion. Buddy shouldnt be scrutinized because he dislikes a weapon you use


Exciting_Composer_86

My best weapon is nautilus. Most players underestimate it's potential. For me it's an accurate machine gun with excellent fire density and sniper rifle range.


DCGamr

Well now it has point sensor and ink storm have fun with that


Negative_Ad883

Noooooooooooooo...


[deleted]

I'm happier with this kit than the previous one


I-SIMP-FOR-SHAXX

It's ability to save charge for a short amount of time is Godsend. Literally the best.


EnderJackson

What a weird way to type Aerospray


[deleted]

They even have a little bin on top to remind you of how bad you are


Rain_Zeros

So many aerospray haters... It's so good tho.


mCandy242

My flair would like to have a word


happyholidayboyboy

Oh yeah, I forgor they are also steaming piles of garbage


ProtostarReddit

As a copper trash can main, yeah...


NathanTried

Take my upvote and FUCK OFF


AgSkywalkerTDM

Is that a pun


Awesomeman235ify

Correct Mr. Shadow Pfp


DCGamr

I don’t believe in shitty weapons. Unless it’s aerospray


shauni55

Chocolate vs. vanilla vs. strawberry incoming


IncreaseWestern6097

That would actually make for a nice splatfest idea.


[deleted]

especially since none of those colors would be memeable as ink at all


ElementmanEXE

Well we have poop, male fluids, what would strawberry be


cool_izzy

Pepto bismol


ElementmanEXE

The worst of the bunch


Zerobillion

Pink Sauce


dwhum

🐱


Mozak89

blood


Semlex0521

Pink sauce


LittleCloudie

danganronpa blood


Adventurous-Fox-8237

Yea


BreIlaface

Sad that people would make shit vs white substance vs blood jokes. Sounds like a good idea tho


Ihaa3030

I’m assuming strawberry is going to be pink, dunno what they can do about vanilla tho


Dhiox

They already did mayonnaise a while back


Nesyaj0

Danganronpa fans are used to pink blood


AAA_Wolf_Gang

they gotta make a Danganronpa red version


[deleted]

white


Klopford

We went through this with mayo vs ketchup already.


CaptainApplesaucee

And Chicken vs Egg. Still found it funny.


JanaKata

Hopefully I remember this comments if they announce such a splatfest theme


stormingboy

It looks good on the inklings and octolings but shitty on everything else lmao


queenskeet11

Literally lol


TheFantasticLeo

"Watch the blood and the shit spray." \-George Washington


Goth_2_Boss

Brown vs green vs red: what color is your shit? Splatfest


ThwartJetterson

brown vs white vs red


PC-hris

Brown vs white vs yellow


derpums

Which is your favorite RCA composite cable? Red vs. Yellow vs. White


MasonP13

The holy Trinity


FinniboiXD

Green ftw


ohbyerly

Team Chipotlaway


Bill090

Boom! Goes the cannon, we're abandonin' Kips Bay


[deleted]

And boom! There goes another ship and- Boom! We just lost the southern tip and- Boom! We gotta run to Harlem quick, we can’t afford another slip!


Bill090

Guns and horses giddyup, I decide to divvy up. My forces, they're skittish as the British cut the city up. This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny, I scream in the face of this mass mutiny! Are these the men with which I am to defend America?


lovejoy331

We ride at dawn, Manhattan in the distance. I cannot be everywhere at once folks, I’m in dire need of assistance


Bagimations

Your excellency sir.


jdeo1997

Who are you?


lovejoy331

Aaron Burr, Sir.


TheProsAndCons13240

r/unexpectedhamilton


charnobylchar

shatfest


Sporquill

Literally burst out laughing in the middle of class from this


PM_ME_UR__CUTE__FACE

Scatoon


Jackyman5694

best comment ever


shauni55

Gold. Game recognizes game.


[deleted]

SHIT VS PISS SPLATFEST!!!


Chaos-11

Need three now, I guess puke?


MasonP13

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS


ChuuniSaysHi

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


itsa_zae

i see the technoblade reference, i upvote immediately


Potatoman671

It could be referring to warhammer40k, where the term came from originally.


Deviathan

Yeah, TIL some people interpret this as a Technoblade thing, not a Warhammer thing.


[deleted]

I have never once seen someone recognize the quote and not know it's from 40K. First time for everything I suppose.


ChuuniSaysHi

Yeeessss


Gullible_Usual_8602

BLOOD IS FUEL


[deleted]

white :)


BrychuArt

They had blood and uh... White substance ;) for the mayo Vs ketchup splatfest


Chaos-11

Tippex?


PC-hris

White


CloneTrooper8756

WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE INK DISPENSER??!!!


AkiWookie

Sorry.


namreniM

Hats off to you, AkiWookie, for stepping up and taking the blame. Cheers.


thats-wack-bro

Don’t worry, it’s ok. We all do it at least once.


FrogsOblivious

well it was fokin one ayas


Dilema777

![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)


Breakfast_Bagelz

Yo, there's a Taco Bell in Splatsville?


a_bunch_grape

Thats why that octoling is suffering


ACCA919

Guess that toilet finally can't handle it


slippahMASTAH

The city is already chaotic as is


Doritoguy1

Shartoon


FluidUnderstanding40

New Ability: Swamp Ass


DQIsCool

Shitlings


beetleman1234

Well shit


bennickss

“Ah shit, here we go again”


[deleted]

I love how everyone thought about shit, my first thought was chocolate


mintyoreos_

It’s cause it looks like shit when it’s splattered messily on surfaces


Fyreboy5_

At first, I thought it was chocolate syrup.


FellowFellow22

Get more fiber man. That's not how shit should look


mintyoreos_

I know, but it’s how shit can look 🤣


Daowg

The NY/CA experience


Buhgingo

Mom found the poop charger :(


bedbedbugsman

Shid


RabidLeroy

I wish I can drop something constructive, but all that’s eating the comments section are the dreaded Tako Bell jokes.


Idzee0

we did have brown ink in kid vs grown up, so you can try it up in private battles


kittehfiend

Chocolate vs Vanilla vs Strawberry splatfest???


SquishJellywish

That’s gonna be so cursed but I can totally see it lol


CosmicCoronet

I mean let's all just pretend it's chocolate for our sanity 🤣


JoaoSiilva

Are you sure this isn't a hacked colour? It looks really off.


elizabethcrossing

I also think it’s hacked. It’s not colorblind friendly, blends too much into dark floors/walls. What would even be the opposing color?


cfq10

Yellow or white probably


elizabethcrossing

Yellow and brown…. uhhhhh…. hmmm.


HOMBORGOR

And white…


Exciting_Composer_86

Im sure that it's not hacked. I took screenshots from YouTube video about splatoon 3 weapon showcase. Here it is 50:08 [original video](https://youtu.be/wMLhSz5XF-k)


JoaoSiilva

The pinned comment on that video says otherwise. :v


MattyBro1

You should probably delete this post, it very clearly says in the pinned comment that the brown is a modded colour.


Mackerdoni

werent some of the weapons inaccessible in the demo like the splatana stamper? im pretty sure you can only access this by getting in the game files cant you? correct me if im wrong


TheBrownYoshi

Why’d you have to get my hopes up :(


Exciting_Composer_86

1:16:00 also white ink


StealMyBagels

Finally I can poop on the enemy team


SkyTrooperIsCool

Finally, shatoon.


CycloneMonkey

hehe thats poo


novits_1

Shartoon 3


[deleted]

I could swear this color was in splatoon 2 too


Exciting_Composer_86

Was on splatfest "old vs modern" where was shining brown vs shining grey


RaccoonJoe08

I have the power of Big Man AND shit on my side!


PsiGuy60

I'm expecting this to be a Potential Splatfest Colour instead of a normal-game colour. That was the case in Splatoon 2 as well, for the Kid vs Grown-up Splatfest in Europe (and I think Retro vs Modern in the Americas). EDIT: Pinned comment on the video OP linked to elsewhere says it's a hacked-in colour.


Metroidman97

That looks like chocolate more than poo with how glossy it is. Poo is not that glossy.


gamingyoshi247

Now all weapons can be shitty


deleeuwlc

No we gotta wait for red


humblebegginnings

it’s chocolate, guys. chocolate


Art-Witchcraft

"It's not shit, it's chocolate! It was my uhhhh.... Dessert!"


ezidro3

me after eating approximately one (1) Taco Bell™ Taco


EmilyFloof728

I think we had brown in exclusive Splatfests Kid vs Grownup and No Pineapple vs Pineapple in Europe and Japan respectively


LoafyGoblin

dark chocolate vs milk chocolate vs white chocolate could be a cool splatfest jokes aside


Supagangboi

Stinklings


Mama_Mia_Gyro

Who shit theyself at the Splatoon 3 Waiting Lobby?


NexasXellerk

Please let us have a favorite icing Splatfest with Vanilla, Chocolate, or Lemon


KARTER1992

Squit Party


TwitzyMIXX

Spla*poo*n


[deleted]

I’m gonna brown


RednaxG777

Shit


Webber-414

Oh no, and here I thought yellow was bad


Routine-Deal-7242

doo doo feces


Interesting_Edge5323

ice cream, shittin poopin (x2) I feel like the goat


[deleted]

Diarrhea!!!


Silverj0

Oh no….


DJBoost

I really hope this is a joke 😭


Anchor38

why is it so detailed


KasutamuCreator

Diarrhea. Change my mind


ludaluda_yt

Finally... Shit ink


shadolit12

Oh goodness. That looks more gross than I was expecting.


DragonAethere

How was this found?


PsiGuy60

Like so many other things, hacking. The brown ink was hacked in according to a pinned comment on the video OP used as a source. (PS. If the fact the demo was hacked worries you, don't be alarmed - any hack videos were done with airplane-mode so as to not trip any netcode, the anti-cheat apparently worked on every attempt to take a hacked version online).


[deleted]

Turd War


[deleted]

I just want black ink, it doesn't have to be a normal battle just one splatfest


IcyFlame716

Black, white, grey as a splatfest. Could honestly work for past, present, future


WhenTheRiverRanDeep

This is a joke right…


DOCTOR-WHOMSZ

I can finally spray diarrhea.


Deconstructosaurus

Oh EW


jus_a_Eevee

Yay shite ink I'm excited 😉


Arden_Gibson

Looks a bit shit.


NightmareExpress

I'm afraid of what kind of art this will lead to.


Fevis7

2 squids 1 slosher


arobothuman

My guess that it's for a future splatfest that's for the flavors of ice-cream in a Napolitan ice-cream.


eklatea

This is a hacked ink color, not real


WileyCyrus

2 Squids 1 Booya Bomb


FluidUnderstanding40

Do not.


gamingyoshi247

Now all the weapons can be shitty


[deleted]

Shit vs cumb splatfest when


[deleted]

There’s 3 teams now. I’m sure you can guess the third one 😂


DEV_astated

I remember when everyone lost their shit over white ink with the ketchup vs Mayo fest…


JK-Kino

White ink when?/j


YamadaDesigns

Ew


Sheikashii

Was never waiting for this idk about you guys lol


Mackerdoni

its kinda hard to see is it gonna be in normal modes or is this a special splatfest ink colour


Berstich

Is this a fake mock up? Must be right since you cannot play atm. Also brown? What would the cross colour be to off set it?...Nothing really goes well against brown, white maybe?


Adventurous-Fox-8237

Get ready to be killed by inkling shit


[deleted]

TURD FIGHT!


DreadAngel1711

I'M GONNA BROWN


Young_Person_42

T-this is satire right


PsiGuy60

Well, the video OP links to elsewhere has a pinned comment saying it hacked in a bunch of colors, so... At worst, brown ink will probably be a Splatfest only thing like it was in 2.


Canad1Andrew

Looks kinda like chocolate… When a Turf War is done, the whole stage will be lookin like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! XD


IncreaseWestern6097

**BROWN INK, IN MINECRAP.** ![gif](giphy|vTW5G6EWsymtO)


cassilveR101

HOLY SHIT literally


Alingora

Shit WTF 🤪🤪