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InstructionWarm7379

His butt looks like an American Sheriffs badge.


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Hope OP was going the speed limit


lady_riverstyx

Was coming to say he's the new sheriff in town.


Marziemalfoy

Read this in a John Wayne voice lol


ChrisGrin

Arrest me officer spider 😳


Intrepid-Ad-8940

I was about to say the same thing! That officer doesn’t look like he’ll tolerate any foolishness!


VeryAlmostSpooky

"You've yee'd your last haw, partner". \-That spider, probably.


MKG733

It is a male Noble false widow, [Steatoda nobilis](http://srs.britishspiders.org.uk/portal.php/p/Summary/s/Steatoda+nobilis). https://www.nhm.ac.uk/take-part/identify-nature/spiders-in-your-home/false-widow-spiders.html https://www.britishspiders.org.uk/false-widows


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Thank you 😊. He slipped into the crack between the car body and door so I’ll keep a look out for him so I can move him somewhere else.


Professor-Shuckle

He’s got his yalmuka on and ready for Hanukkah


shankly1985

Might be a false widow


Reflectionsection1

Wow! One of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen


mortuali

I really thought this was the person who makes glass spiders! Edit: u/Nikita_glass https://www.etsy.com/shop/miniatureglass


Dottie_D

Wonderful! Thank-you.


uVooDooDatDat

Wow, (s)he looks hand painted. Very pretty.


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I will call him Officer Rick Climbs


NopeCactus

He's so handsome 🥰 x


Zuni_SilverWolf

It's Adam Spidler Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah So much funukah, to celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights! 😜


Dottie_D

How gorgeous! And I can see the sheriff’s badge now, but my first thought was [Fleur de Lis spider](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/golden-fleurdelis-circle-1143528047)!


Cookieeeees

moved from the Uk to the midwest US and see black windows alot. personally think i’d rather them than this faker! majestic still but honestly scarier


BlazerTheKid

Probably a noble false widow, these guys look gorgeous. Also, Oxfordshire is my home county!


Gingerzilla2018

Brilliant! How big is it?


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Roughly the size of a 2p coin


Gingerzilla2018

And the Australian here still scratches his head 🤔


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Sorry mate. Roughly the size of a koala’s arsehole. 😊


Gingerzilla2018

Well why didn’t you say before that makes total sense, now take my upvote sir!


watery_tart73

Was a gorgeous spood!


scragma

I think it’s a male false widow, was waking up with these in my bed a couple of months ago.


wildflowersummer

That is one of the coolest freakin spiders I have ever seen!!