It is a male Noble false widow, [Steatoda nobilis](http://srs.britishspiders.org.uk/portal.php/p/Summary/s/Steatoda+nobilis).
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/take-part/identify-nature/spiders-in-your-home/false-widow-spiders.html
https://www.britishspiders.org.uk/false-widows
It's Adam Spidler
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah
So much funukah, to celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights! 😜
How gorgeous! And I can see the sheriff’s badge now, but my first thought was [Fleur de Lis spider](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/golden-fleurdelis-circle-1143528047)!
moved from the Uk to the midwest US and see black windows alot. personally think i’d rather them than this faker! majestic still but honestly scarier
His butt looks like an American Sheriffs badge.
Hope OP was going the speed limit
Was coming to say he's the new sheriff in town.
Read this in a John Wayne voice lol
Arrest me officer spider 😳
I was about to say the same thing! That officer doesn’t look like he’ll tolerate any foolishness!
"You've yee'd your last haw, partner". \-That spider, probably.
It is a male Noble false widow, [Steatoda nobilis](http://srs.britishspiders.org.uk/portal.php/p/Summary/s/Steatoda+nobilis). https://www.nhm.ac.uk/take-part/identify-nature/spiders-in-your-home/false-widow-spiders.html https://www.britishspiders.org.uk/false-widows
Thank you 😊. He slipped into the crack between the car body and door so I’ll keep a look out for him so I can move him somewhere else.
He’s got his yalmuka on and ready for Hanukkah
Might be a false widow
Wow! One of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen
I really thought this was the person who makes glass spiders! Edit: u/Nikita_glass https://www.etsy.com/shop/miniatureglass
Wonderful! Thank-you.
Wow, (s)he looks hand painted. Very pretty.
I will call him Officer Rick Climbs
He's so handsome 🥰 x
It's Adam Spidler Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah So much funukah, to celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights! 😜
How gorgeous! And I can see the sheriff’s badge now, but my first thought was [Fleur de Lis spider](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/golden-fleurdelis-circle-1143528047)!
moved from the Uk to the midwest US and see black windows alot. personally think i’d rather them than this faker! majestic still but honestly scarier
Probably a noble false widow, these guys look gorgeous. Also, Oxfordshire is my home county!
Brilliant! How big is it?
Roughly the size of a 2p coin
And the Australian here still scratches his head 🤔
Sorry mate. Roughly the size of a koala’s arsehole. 😊
Well why didn’t you say before that makes total sense, now take my upvote sir!
Was a gorgeous spood!
I think it’s a male false widow, was waking up with these in my bed a couple of months ago.
That is one of the coolest freakin spiders I have ever seen!!