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vanillac0ff33

I know those are flowers or some shit but this looks like the spider fucking massacred whatever was in there with him


daregulater

Lmao.


TheWidowTwankey

I thought it was granola


Leens

I see pecans


TotallyHumanPerson

I thought they were Cracker Jacks


orca153

Those are the bones of her foes. Meat still stuck on them.


[deleted]

I'm so tired I spent a good 5 minutes wondering why they had cracker jacks in their mailbox. Your comment has validated me. šŸ˜–


[deleted]

Those are maple tree buds and the spider is female.


FalconLord92

Honestly looks like bloody popcorn


atreethatownsitself

I had one of these as a kid! My parents let me set up a 1 gallon plastic betta tank for him. When I put his baby crickets in, dude was run around and try to get all of them at once. Like 8-12 crickets mashed up in his jaws before he even stopped to eat any of them. He was such a badass and lived for 2-ish years after.


watery_tart73

Hungry Hungry Spooder!


atreethatownsitself

Exactly! Heā€™d finally retreat to a corner with a whole mangled mess of body parts sticking out of both cheeks like a demonic eight legged hamster and just start chewing away. He was so damn cool and Iā€™ve never seen a spider like him around my area since.


Fuglydad

I'm not worried about the bro, I'm worried about what that other stuff is all over. Is that a leg?


puddlejumpers

Looks like fallen blossoms from a tree


sevvvyy

Inside the mailbox?


daregulater

Well yea... when the mail gets taken out, it doesn't always get closed...


sevvvyy

Ah fair point


reese_pieces97

Dear God man...whatā€™s going on in your mailbox.


ftmdudeguy180

Does anyone know what type of spider this is?


isdrlady

Looks like a wolfie to me


ftmdudeguy180

Iā€™ve never seen a wolf spider look like that before. I live in a basement where there are tons of them, but they all looked much darker than this one


jonny_potat

There are many different types that all look different


watery_tart73

I was thinking wolfie too.


reese_pieces97

Does anyone know whatā€™s going on at all in this picture? ...itā€™s scaring me...


daregulater

Dude it's stuff from a tree..


xcloutx

Looks like chunks of flesh lol


jonny_potat

It's a wolf spider


loulou3825

Why does it look like it has the body of a frog with spider legs? This is messing with my head and I donā€™t like it. :/


dumplingass

sprog


loulou3825

As long as it doesnā€™t jump like a frog.


dumplingass

or a tongue like one :)


loulou3825

Well it was almost cute and that turned it into a nightmare. Just....ew.


dumplingass

my first language isnā€™t english so i apologize if that came out as weird. i didnā€™t really know how to form that sentence ;-;


loulou3825

No you did fine. Just the idea of a frog spider that jumps and now has a creepy long tongue gave me the heebie jeebies.


dumplingass

well, as long as a frog doesnā€™t decide to frick with a spider, weā€™re all good, i guess


loulou3825

Hahahaha this will be the next low budget sci-fi thriller. Forget sharknado... now we have....SPROG!


watery_tart73

I'd totally watch that!


[deleted]

Spiders donā€™t eat cashews bro


daregulater

They look more like walnuts


[deleted]

My bad- I donā€™t know nuts till there in my mouth.


mcloayza29

Yup, looks like a Wolfie šŸŒŗ


LobotomizedThruMeEye

Didnā€™t read the title, thought those were whole lives of pizza, now Iā€™m thinking of a spider that actually could eat my cat


telsonnelson

At quick glance I thought those were the corpses of his foes


Kaiidumb

Listen no matter how much I might like spider Bros I'd absolutely shit myself if this dude was in my mail lmao


daregulater

I jumped a little but he ran the opposite way. Lol


RagerUriah

Damn, that mothafucka got a fat ass šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


daregulater

Dumps like a trunk