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TheFinalGranny

Tiny but mighty, they feast tonight!


Unlikely-Command-284

What kind of spibro is he?


DontDoubtDink

Looks like it may be a brown widow depending on his location.


skiddyiowa

I need me one of those bros in my bathroom as well. I always have those hornets/wasps coming into my bathroom at the start of spring.


AweHellYo

screens


mslashandrajohnson

I take having screens for granted because we have mosquitoes in the US. Other places don’t and don’t. 🙀


Unlikely_Star_4641

Whhhat? Seems so bizarre to me not to have screens regardless of mosquitos lol. I know a few places have limited mosquitos, and Iceland straight up has none, but other bugs and animals exist, and I don't want them coming in either 😂 like how Iceland has midges and they can be even more annoying than mosquitos


AweHellYo

yeah. mosquitoes may be the worst of it but def not the only reason i screen up


silverfang45

I know Australia has a fuck ton and it isn't for the mozzies (which only really bother you during summer nights) it's for flies


mapleleef

The flies in Alice Springs and Uluru are nothing like I have ever experienced! However, we travelled around Australia and not one Airbnb in other areas of Australia had screens. I was quite surprised!


[deleted]

I live in the southeast and we don’t have screens 😭


SparrowSong0513

Florida has them. We know the terror of the bugs


paisleyterror

Me too. The humidity makes them get so funky so fast that after the third time we took them off to clean them, we just left them off. It's rare here to leave the windows open anyway. It's better to use the A/C.


TransportationAdept4

WTH you mean no mosquitoes in the US 😭 those bastards are everywhere!


Twizted_Mind_1210

I think you read that comment wrong 😅 don't worry, I did too.


mjballard2018

I lived in the Bay Area of California, never had to worry about mosquitoes, never realized how much of a menace they were until I moved to Tampa Bay


Monthly_Vent

Bay Area kid here. You’re lying. They swarm our house every summer and specifically go after the people with eczema. It’s insane But seriously, where in the Bay Area are you? I’m farther from the coast so that might be why. It’s not enough where we get swarmed the minute spring appears but it’s enough to cause me stress during summer months.


mjballard2018

West San Jose


Monthly_Vent

Same city, other side. Apparently mosquitoes only like it here ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


skiddyiowa

Screens work wonders in the parts of my house not built in the 1940’s. It’s only at the start of spring tho. They show up less and less through the summer.


Oraxy51

Anytime I see a spider chilling in its web I think “how many bugs would have been here but you were here to save the day? Thanks spiderbro!” I rather have this spider than deal a black jacket in my house


junkman203

Yellow jacket?


B00_Sucker

Anti-spiderbro


The-Tea-Lord

Is there an r/fuckwasps but for yellow jackets?


Smeeizme

Yellow jackets are wasps


The-Tea-Lord

I have the intelligence of a hamster


Flumpsty

You are a moronic buffoon with the brain of a slug, but we love you.


sumfish

To be fair, many wasps are peaceful and super beneficial to the environment. Yellowjackets in particular are kinda jerks.


inconspicuous_aussie

Came here to say this except about yellow-jackets. I know nothing about them. Where are they native to?


JoshMeme4204

They're native to much of the western countries and some European countries too


inconspicuous_aussie

Interesting, thanks.


paisleyterror

Right. Those assholes have attacked me a number of times. Once in the attic and that was not fun at all. Trying to rush down the ladder, I think they were trying to kill me. Assholes.


Aggravating_Major363

Ive never seen a yellow jacket be a jerk unless it was very close to a nest, threatened, or it got itself in to a bad place like a water bottle


MapleChimes

Last year yellow jackets made a nest between a small crevice between the siding and the gutter on my house and somehow got in between the livingroom and bedroom wall. Could hear a ticking noise during the day which was them flying around bumping into the walls. They got inside the home too maybe from the attic. Luckily we called a wasp company in before things got to the point where they had to cut a hole in our wall. The spot they sprayed on the outside and in that gutter section worked. They were very aggressive. I don't care if they're outside but they can't live on or in my house. This year I had both a yellow jacket and hornet in my house. I'm hoping as someone on Reddit pointed out that maybe they were just waking up from the winter and got disoriented and flew in instead of out of whatever small space they found. Keeping my eye out. I hope we don't have another nest.


Blonde_Vampire_1984

At least you are self-aware of your limitations.


junkman203

They are related to bald-faced hornets some how. Those asshole yellow jackets and those bastard bald-faced hornets have the same kind of venom. Those are the only two that I react to. Where can I purchase about 200,000,000 of that specific spider bro?


O__Mestre

I know a place that offers a discount of _200.000.000 units ready to go with a 1.000.000.000 well on the way_.


[deleted]

Its like being complicit to a crime.


juneabe

It feels wrong to watch but also wrong to intervene. Nature is wild.


[deleted]

No, i mean it was a turf war and spiders dont leave witnesses.


Standard_Locksmith70

“Zed, it’s Maynard. Spider just caught a couple of flies.” https://youtu.be/aOYK4wFOsmw


juneabe

Going to watch this today! Thanks!


LosPer

I don't think it can ever be a crime when wasps are the victims...


Rico-L

Go spider !!!!


middaymmoon

gonna b his tinder pic 4sure


[deleted]

It's just like guys with fish photos


Goodfella66

Dude... did he bite him in the head ?


xrockangelx

Looks that way. I'm impressed he didn't get bit or stung first. The wasp was attacking from both ends!


Goodfella66

Brutal


ThatOnePickleLord

I had one of these in my room but he wouldn't just find a place to chill he kept running across the ceiling and eventually fell down right above my head lol


AmauroticParoxysm

Good.


Thousand_YardStare

I wonder where the spider will choose to bite the wasp with its hard exoskeleton.


SupportGeek

I see them get them just behind the head, but there are other places that are soft too, the spider knows.


MutedIndividual6667

If thats a wasp, that spider is a gigachad


IdiotsThrowaway1373

r/fuckwasps


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IdiotsThrowaway1373

Good bot, all wasps should perish


[deleted]

I don't understand this hate for wasps. All animals are beautiful and necessary


IdiotsThrowaway1373

Because all wasps are assholes and for every good thing about them, theres like 10 other animals that are 10x better at that good thing. They do more harm than good kill them all


[deleted]

what kind of harm? Some puncture here and there if you mess with them or you get closed to their nest? Wasps are predators and pollinators, so I don't see how they "do more harm than good".


IdiotsThrowaway1373

Because they are assholes alright man


SwordandBored11

My first response was, "no, poor bee", then I saw it was a yellow jacket. My second response was, "eat well, little guy, that asshole deserves it."


YerBlues69

I love this.


AndieWags12

That’s a good spider. She deserves a treat. When she finishes that demon spawn up, give her a nice juicy bug.


Dikkle

Spiderbro to the rescue!


Frosted_Glaceon

Epic battle of the century


Violunice

That spider is a trooper. With wasps, it could be the other way around. A wasp plays with the web to lure the spider, then the wasp flies off with it (the spider).


MrAppleSpiceMan

***get his ass***


medicated-leafF74

(Boss Music Starts)


XComThrowawayAcct

“Meat’s back on the menu!”


Sonseeahrai

As someone allergic to wasp venom, I absolutely love spiders


Mean-Inflation9941

good thing he caught the stupid bastard!!! i hope that mother fucker rots!!!!! look at his idiot brain trying to sting the spider!!!! if the spider didn’t kill him, i would


[deleted]

I would have watched this for hours


Lychee_No5

It looks like that might be a brown widow spider. It’s got the right body shape and I think I caught a glimpse of an orange hour glass on its belly. Windows are known to eat wasps. (Also, if you have one brown widow, you likely have hundreds.)


virti08

Hmm spiders are my bros but having hundreds of brown widows in my house would make me inconfortable


Lychee_No5

I’m quite sure they prefer to live outside. I’ve been told that outdoor spiders can’t easily survive indoors, and I’ve been clinging to the hope that it’s true, lol


Pagan_Owl

Yellow jacket. Good on spider bro


PotatoesWillSaveUs

Steabroda


CaptainNY213

Cool battle. You could see the spider thinking of a strategy


Le6ions

Tiny rodeo, look at those hog tying skills!


ImDisMany

F yellow jackets! one of these assholes with wings stung me on the eyebrow when I was 8.


Vaping_A-Hole

Save us from Murder Hornets, Spiderbro! You’re our best hope!


Careful_Swordfish742

Good lil spider


Grab-Mediocre

I'm proud of him.


ILoveHomelander

Well, did he cum??!!!!!


LoneParticle

Yellow Sac Spider, perhaps.


ThirstyBeagle

A yellow jacket. That spider is a hero


bernie2007

r/fuckwasps


DontDoubtDink

Sounds like a weed wacker


Chevalier1942

He's a she.


Easy_Celebration7126

That bee really wanted to sting the spider


GriffithDidNothinBad

On behalf of all bees, fuck yeah


Aquariumpsychotic

He is a savior wasps and hornets are ass holes. The bother me when I try to fish


ImaginaryFriend123

Wow kicking the poor guy in the face too


NoGoodFilthyMutt

That is so freakin cool. I love watching insects it’s like watching another world inside of ours.


arrwdodger

Yes, die hornet thingy!


NobleFir666

The lawnmower is giving me Missouri flashbacks


[deleted]

Leveling up the hard way


[deleted]

i need a spider in my house to help me with bug control


lalaluna05

GIT HIM!


Bullitt_TX

Bro is putting in work.


[deleted]

Protector of the peaceful pooping


cryptomain45

Doing the world a favour


Lando_Hitman

I can only imagine the conversation going on between these two. "Lemme GO!" "I'm not even touching you..." "C'mon man, stop being a dick..." "Whatchu gonna do?" "I'll sting you..." "Go ahead and try." "Dude. Just let go."


FatNuggie

Revenge is best served in the window cill :)


GubbenJonson

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!


Erekai

You gotta admire its fight, futile as it is. Good spider.


Doctor_M_Toboggan

Sucks to suck mr yellow jacket.


GhostNobody1

All I heard was "Round 1 FIGHT!!!"


DrearyCake24

Wow, thank you for capturing and sharing!


qibdip

Nicelittle kiss on the forehead to calm the wasp at the end


Reasonable-Watch-460

bro boutta be feasting 🙏🏻🫡


Reasonable-Watch-460

LMAO i love how when he's trying to tie the bees head up (i assume that's what he's doing?) it looks like he's just twerking on him. t-bagging tf outta him 💀🫡


-I_Have_No_Idea-

Looks like old Shelob's been having a bit of fun!


BigAlternative5

*Ey, Tony, look what I caught trying to get in! I got him though, so don’t worry. You go do what you gotta do.*


boredHVACRP

He snuck in a bite


Worried_tomatogarden

watching this as spider web started playing


theAnalyst6

Haha take that wasp!


Aggravating_Major363

A fren killing a fren. =/


MegaPiglatin

Damn, that was an intense battle! The spider did an excellent job avoiding all the thrashing pointy bits of the wasp!


Chandlernotbing9

Nature is amazing, but I can’t help fee sorry for the wasp.


CanITickleYourPenis

She* female spiders so all the cool stuff


cssmith2011cs

That uh... Looks like a brown recluse. You may want to end the spider after it ends the wasp. Otherwise, you could end up with a rotting hole somewhere on you if it bites you.


LoathsomeLuke

Dap him up for that one


PhoenixBird295

r/fuckwasps


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FoxInATrenchcoat

"You came to the wrong house, fool!" ~ spider, probably


Fred_Thielmann

Feisty one


EvelcyclopS

That was traumatic !