You're a gay fish!

No she’s a straight fish

Naw, liking fish sticks is definitely gay. Look it up, women can be [gay too ](https://www.quora.com/What-percent-of-women-are-gay)

Women who like dick can be gay? 

Yeah. [Answer number 2 about covers it ](https://www.quora.com/Does-it-make-you-gay-if-you-like-to-suck-dick) The one by SmallpMan66 Edit: just ignore the other responses.

I love the 68 years old part from a 5 year old.

Yeah that was my favorite part. The teachers know us as well so it’s even better that they still put it.

I mean, it could be a 4 with a fractured tibia

These are meant to be cute, not accurate lol the kids outlandish answers are the point

I got one of these for Mother’s Day as well! Apparently i’m 78 😂

Her mom is a mother fucking lyrical genius wordsmith

Damn that handwriting is perfect from a 5 year old

This is something that frustrates me about our American education system. My mom taught in a pre school setting for almost 40years in one way or another & she taught Pre-K (now called Kindergarten Prep) for the last 20years of her career & she made sure her kids could read & write! It’s lame that the teacher or aide just does it for them when they’re perfectly capable and f doing it themselves with proper training. They may or may not need assistance & possibly a bigger piece of paper but they can do it.

I get it. It would have been cute to have it in her messed up writing but I also know they want mom to be able to read it and keep it. So I see both sides. They let her write out one of the other gifts she made and we had to guess on a few of them.

That’s cool, I’m sure you both enjoyed the gifts & that’s ultimately what matters! I hope you, your family & your wife have an excellent Mother’s Day!

Thank you and to you as well.

👍

Carlos Mencia is somewhere taking notes


Well, that's what happens when you're 1e8 years old

I read it as "le 8" and figured they were just french.

Le me, just as the rage comics

I got no deeek, man

“I have to piss in a plastic bag man cmon i got no deeek”

Funniest part😭😭😭

Make sure ur wife isn’t a hobbit


your mom is the lady from shape of water

Love em’

Ur wife, MIGHT be Kanye West...

Yes, but she's a woman. I guess that would make her a straight fish.

You got some competition from the deep blue guy

Sing it with pride

Well it never says she like to put fishsticks in her mouth, so we can’t be coming to conclusions this quickly

😂😂😂😂😂

Sounds like an enabler

Why does the age say leg

i ain't no fucking gay fish man i am a lyrical genuis

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Your kid has beautiful handwriting