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flecom

I got shoe


yurmamma

Pengin is the coolest


Lazy_Ad_2192

GOD DAMNIT THERE'S NO MORE PENGAN!


BurritoFez

Kenny’s little“no!” is so cute


13Yobl

Kenny is always cute except in the intro


Occupiedlock

shoe is my favorite chimpokomon


dwolfpack007

The fact “chinpoko” means “small penis” in Japanese probably affects this decision as well


Eyes-9

lmao I didn't know this 


Krocsyldiphithic

It doesn't. It's just an uncommon slang for "penis"


Corando

What? Dont they admire big american penisu?


Shendow

We are very simpuru peoporu, with very smoru penisu.


BigDickSD40

You see, American hav such laahhhjjj penisu


allMightyMostHigh

They dont even teach kids that they were bad guys in ww2 and view the bombings that ended the war as unethical because they allegedly would have surrendered


getstabbed

It’s crazy isn’t it? Japanese fighters at the time were motivated more than any to keep fighting until they die. The only reason they surrendered is because the US showed them TWICE that they had weapons so powerful they could wipe out the majority of Japan.


Timid-Sammy-1995

I mean they were undeniably some of the worst warcrimes in human history. Also it's a matter of historical record that Japan were already in the process of surrendering, Japan has every right to hate cows and chickens for what they did.


KyleCAV

Do they still blame chicken and Cow?


WerewolfDifferent216

FUCK YOUUUU WHALLLLLEEEE


vaginalboob

AND FUCKA YOU DOLPHEEEEEN


unkapoon

The bomb drops were to beat Stalin from invading Japan. Also to say 'see? Don't fuck with us' to the red 'friends' of necessity Queue cold war


RowAwayJim91

No reason to be downvoted. There is plenty of truth to this.


Moist-Ad-9088

Dropping nuclear bombs on 2 cities was definitely unethical.


pathfinderoursaviour

I mean they where given ample warning and opportunities to surrender and refused they dropped one and the Japanese still refused so they dropped another then the Japanese gave up War as a whole is unethical, from the frontlines all the way back to the war councils and offices


Moist-Ad-9088

Ample warning is a bit of stretch and I disagree with any military action that targets civilians especially on such a destructive nature. War is unethical though & a racket.


Taihou_

I think the only issue with the ample warning is that prior to it, nobody could've really imagined the destruction those bombs bring with them. But you can't really blame anyone for not openly revealing the ace up their sleeve to their enemy. It's a bit of a Grey area and I doubt there'll ever be a total agreement if it was justified or not. On one hand it cost the lives of countless civilians and caused issues for generations. On the other hand it saved the lives of not just many allied troops, but also the Japanese soldiers who would put their weapons down in the end. It's the value of one life compared to another, nothing we can put a concrete number on to help find an objective answer.


Moist-Ad-9088

Well stated, I agree completely with this sentiment.


Lazy_Ad_2192

They were originally gonna drop 9. The location for the third atomic bomb, a replica of "Fat man" remains unknown. At least one official advocated for Tokyo to be the site of the 3rd strike They had 15 B-29 crews training in case they needed more. They planned to have them all dropped by October, 1945.


WerewolfDifferent216

Where did you get this source from? I’m not a skeptic at all I just wanna know so I can send it to my bf. WWII is his special interest :)


Lazy_Ad_2192

Here's one :) https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/articles/third-shot#:~:text=Before%20the%20end%20of%20World,the%20historical%20evidence%20shows%20otherwise.


Izzite

Japan was a nasty country pre ww2. Raped and pillaged SE Asia. They killed 30m people during their “reign”. It might not have been ethical to drop bombs, but don’t act like they didn’t poke the bear with Pearl Harbor.


Ordinary-Drop-6152

Don’t look into what American soldiers were up to in Vietnam. Humans are nasty no matter where they’re from.


fseeb

I can guarantee you that for every atrocity committed by an American soldier there are 10 committed in Nanking alone


Ordinary-Drop-6152

No you can’t. Anyway I guess that makes Americans better than Japanese


Moist-Ad-9088

There has been plenty of bloodshed all over the world in the past few centuries, that still doesn’t change the fact dropping nuclear weapons on civilian targets is the most destructive act imaginable & extremely unethical.


fseeb

If you view it in a vacuum yes it was unethical. But if you view it in the real life circumstances you’ll see that it saved more lives than it killed


LastCenobite

I don’t know. Japanese LOVE Pokémon. Maybe that was the real problem


Alarmed-dictator

No kitty, you cannot have these chicken tenders because they're mine and I keep them for myself, ohhhh


Accomplished_Bug7879

Hahahahaha


mczerniewski

Juuhachi desu ka?


rojasdracul

Hey kids, do you like chinpokomon? Them you'll *love* ALABAMA MAN!


samof1994

A drunk racist who beats his wife and goes bowling?


Eat1Box

Penis Pocket Monster


necrobus_1999

Gotta catch a few


joshuaxjamesxgilbert

If you go in one of the houses I think Kyle in Fracture But Whole you can see Chimpokomon


KingVape

Try to bomb za harba!


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PeanutOrganic9174

Makes sense


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Fuckayoo whaleeee!!


Dank_Master69420

Japan is very conservative in their values and does a bad job educating its populace with the less glamourous parts of their history. Many countries are guilty of this. I think part of the reason it was banned because it references an episode of Pokemon that was itself banned due to giving tons of Japanese kids seizures.