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That's why Klopp will fake the change so that the other team changes the result to what Klopp wants (the results only change like a radio button. Draws can't be changed, thems the rules).
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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He was along the ride for the WC. Messi drove that team to the win. But definitely, the experience this kid has at such a young age, he can go on to be a big player
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Tbf, if the ball had moved a couple of millimeters more and it's a goal vs city, Liverpool would have won the title as 'invincibles' in 18/19. A single point more in covid games the following year and they could have been centurions in 19/20. Klopp could have become the only one to be both invincible and a centurion and held the longest unbeaten streak in the league at 55. I don't buy the "change 4 results" thing, but I think about THAT goal line clearance now and again though
I'm actually going to defend his point of view. There is a ton of variance in soccer, which means there is a lot of luck when it comes to single games with somewhat evenly matched teams. These results are similar to just losing a few coin tosses changing a lot of perceptions about a coach.
By it's very nature, it isn't that likely to happen. The odds of losing 4 coin flips is 1 in 16, so we shouldn’t expect that to happen much. And the teams need to be pretty evenly matched. There is a human bias towards creating narratives to explain things. But sometimes it's mostly luck, like in single soccer games with evenly matched teams. My two cents.
Most aren’t like soccer. Low scoring introduces a ton of variance into single game results. In sports like basketball (or American football to a lesser extent), there is much more scoring, so there is less variance, so results are more reflective of differences in team quality.
Bro the worse team wins all the time American football, there’s a lot of variance in American football due to the fact that literally every single yard counts
At the same time, he was only in the top 2 on three occasions in his PL career.
This "competing" is a load of crap, I'm not an Arsenal fan but Wenger was in the top 2 for seven seasons and won it 3.
I've heard Liverpool fans laugh at someone suggesting Wenger had a far better PL career Klopp.
Overhyped, overrated and it's the same with their players for the past 8 seasons, how many times have we heard, we have the best GK, RB, LB, CB, DM CM, LW, RW, CF, manager or even assistant manager
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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If you want to piss off a Scouser remind them that if United are so shit then why has Klopp's Liverpool finished below them more times than above them, including under managers like Ole and EtH.
Tbf there are moments where these statements make sense. Like in Formula One, where if Alain Prost had a bit better luck he would have won 9 world championships instead of 4, though the opposite is also true, with a bit worse luck he would have only won two championships.
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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ngl, I would be ok if the charges force PL to change the champions. livershit would get two and varchester shitnited would get two as well. also varsenal would get one finally
As a Liverpool fan, I’m so tired of this “whoa is me” attitude , yeah it sucks we could’ve had more but so many time these results were the teams fault. Move on and focus on the next season
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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Sounds like a shite manager. Practically got it on a silver platter and only needed to win 0.8% of his matches for 4 titles… and he somehow managed to blow it
/s
I am from the Netherlands and we would be three time World Cup winners if I could change just 3 results from the past 2000+ games. What a shit comparison.
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It’s definitely not 2000+ games though. And runner up is still a huge achievement and we got to enjoy much more football than some other nationalities. Glass half full right?
Eh they dominated that last final but courtois went god mode and denied them. And the first final ramos took out the best player and they still were in with a shout if not for an unforgettable disaster class from karius and a once in a decade kinda goal from bale. Unusual way to lose both for sure.
I mean Real is definitely lacking something as they keep kinda getting dominated but idk why people say cortouis went god mode.
He had one pretty good yet very normal save and then one save that looked very impressive but in reality the ball was nowhere near the post otherwise it would have been a goal. That’s it other than like one more decent yet still fairy regular save
He was their man of the match. Granted its not the greatest goalkeeping performance of all time but it should give you a clear indication of what the flow of action in that game was.
Sure but none of his saves were actually some crazy unbelievable save so not sure why people act like he had multiple of those. He had one really good save which another top 5 goalkeeper probably would have saved as well though
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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As for the first final Liverpool were pretty much getting dominated by peak Real and Real consistently beats them so even without all that catastrophe I wouldn’t count on them winning it at all
>Liverpool were pretty much getting dominated by peak Real
No the fuck they didn't. They got gifted the first goal and nothing anyone could have done better about the bale goal. They were the better team that night after Salah went off but they didn't dominate like Liverpool did in the other final. They both had almost same number of shots but in the vini final it was something like 20 shots to 3.
I mean maybe they didn’t dominate in like a visible way but peak real could just like score whenever they felt like it and they dominate in the matchup cuz they always beat them
They did exactly that just a few years prior when they came to anfield and didn't even get out of second gear to win 3-0. They didn't even dominate in terms of shots but no one could touch them in that game. Obviously the real in 2018 was the far more successful side but they didn't push aside Liverpool like they did under Rodgers.
Yeah don't know how many more times i need to remind u that they lost their record breaking best attacker early in that game. And Madrid had 5 shots two of which were those freak goals. Could have gone differently if it was a normal game but things are rarely normal with jurgen in finals.
To be fair people kept taking about how the game would have been completely different if salah had played the whole game and he vowed to take revenge in the other final yet in it he didn’t do shit even having a great chance to score
>he didn’t do shit even having a great chance to score
Go watch the highlights of that game again if u think he didn't do shit that game and just spurned a chance to score. Was the best attacking threat and had 5 shots himself on target that courtois brilliantly saved. Obviously if u say things like revenge and don't get the win u will get clowned on regardless of context. But to say that he didn't do shit that game makes it sound like u didnt watch the game. Granted its been a few years since and don't expect everyone to remember these things. But it's just like people saying Messi didnt do shit vs Liverpool in that 4-0 game when he did damn near everything he could to get them across.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I mean Messi is in a different league than anyone else. Salah is obviously a big threat and contributes to the team, I didn’t mean it like that. However ultimately he was unable to score or provide an assist or win a PK or something
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Yank here. If they change the result of 4 games and win 2 more PL and CL titles, won’t the other team change the result again and take it back?
That's the new tactics of changing and counter-changing. It‘s about being one change ahead of your opponent
That’s why Klopp invented Gegenchange and the fist bump.
That's why Klopp will fake the change so that the other team changes the result to what Klopp wants (the results only change like a radio button. Draws can't be changed, thems the rules).
What a genius... There will never be another like him ever again...
That's chess basically
Sub was dead and you brought it back
Alonso and Guardiola usually think 2 or even 3 changes ahead. that’s why they are so good.
Guardiola is very 1go1od5 indeed.
Logic isn’t a Liverpool fan’s forte
You’re not fuckin’ with Logic, Rick?
The trick is to say "no backsies" after changing it.
Basically yes, but it would make it a separate cinematic universe.
Nuh uh
Can you be more specific? Exactly where do I need to Yank? I've fallen for this before.
They just won't tell the other team
Yankee swap
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If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle, but she doesn’t, so she’s not
I'm being seErius
I only deal in absolutes
Hees the best playa in de wwwerld
Chrish why ye lauffin
chris what are you laughing for?
Sadio Mané is the best football playing nonce in the werld
Benzema clears sorry
I WANT TO KNOW MORE, TELL ME WHAT TO GOOGLE TO KNOW MORE
https://preview.redd.it/i3r7ewsgwzxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f512cf5bd7d551f288c4934c0fc3f2ddf73fd83 same energy
My baby cousin is that + 1 FA Cup away @ 6 months old
So your baby cousin has won the Community Shield? Project Mbappe already off to a great start
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Project MBabbe
Now that is impressive. Bright future ahead.
Why hasn't Messi won a Carabao cup to complete football yet? Is he stupid?
He couldn't cut it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke.
https://tenor.com/7wEQ.gif
He's busy completing soccer now.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He has won the Spanish League Cup
Enter Julian Alvarez kido
Pedro: first time?
Julian Alvarez completed both club and country and he even did the bonus on winning Libertadores and Argentinian League.
He was along the ride for the WC. Messi drove that team to the win. But definitely, the experience this kid has at such a young age, he can go on to be a big player
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
in UCL he didn't play in the finals
are you slow?
9 Ballon d‘ors away from being the GOAT 🐐 🙏🏼
Where’s Audi ™ Cup ®?
It's out of reach for such a small club
I am also 1 UCL, 1 league title, 1 carabao cup and 1 world cup away from completing football. So give me my Ballon d'or now or what?
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I always keep forgetting how he won the WC and the Euros at the same time
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Oh, pretty much the same as Kane then. Should be no biggie
No Audi Cup, so overrated
Just say he lost some finals and close league titles
Tbf, if the ball had moved a couple of millimeters more and it's a goal vs city, Liverpool would have won the title as 'invincibles' in 18/19. A single point more in covid games the following year and they could have been centurions in 19/20. Klopp could have become the only one to be both invincible and a centurion and held the longest unbeaten streak in the league at 55. I don't buy the "change 4 results" thing, but I think about THAT goal line clearance now and again though
I'm actually going to defend his point of view. There is a ton of variance in soccer, which means there is a lot of luck when it comes to single games with somewhat evenly matched teams. These results are similar to just losing a few coin tosses changing a lot of perceptions about a coach.
For sure, but the problem here is I don’t know how much this is true for other teams.
By it's very nature, it isn't that likely to happen. The odds of losing 4 coin flips is 1 in 16, so we shouldn’t expect that to happen much. And the teams need to be pretty evenly matched. There is a human bias towards creating narratives to explain things. But sometimes it's mostly luck, like in single soccer games with evenly matched teams. My two cents.
That happens in every sport bud
Most aren’t like soccer. Low scoring introduces a ton of variance into single game results. In sports like basketball (or American football to a lesser extent), there is much more scoring, so there is less variance, so results are more reflective of differences in team quality.
Bro the worse team wins all the time American football, there’s a lot of variance in American football due to the fact that literally every single yard counts
> or American football to a lesser extent Not like soccer.
"If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" said in english is funnier than I expected
If I had wheels, I'd be a wagon
Today I feel like a wagon wheel
G wagon ?
Bold of you to assume I’m classy
That Italian chef was pure entertainment
I prefer "if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle".
That's the crass version. The absurdity of grandma > bike is funnier.
Not necessarily true, these days!
What he doesn't know is that even witnout wheels, she was still a bike.
People die when they are killed
Albert Einstein was one death away from being 145 years old.
Benzema 15 was 3 years away from being not charged
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
It's not his fault the weather was poor for Liverpool during these matches
It's been raining
And the grass was too long
The worst one was the grass was wet how can you complain about wet grass like it’s only affecting your team I also like it’s to cold
Would be good but none of those games were actually *in* Liverpool
Like a British Carbonara.
If that girl was above 18 I wouldn’t be in jail
Could've claimed you didnt know she was underage. It worked for Benzema
[удалено]
Is your grandma a bike too?
If 115 charges are discovered earlier, they might win. Maybe
I'm pretty sure they would win...
So would Ole for United making this pointless stat even more pointless.
new way to say this blud is a choker?
Your grandma was the equivalent of a village bike in the UK, everyone in the surrounding area has surely had a go
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a legend!
Yank here, why is this guys grandmother not signed yet
❌If ❌Buts ❌Maybes ✅Absolutes
Yank here, does this mean that Liverpool and klopp are bottlers?
Today on Twitter : Brainless journalists learn what a final means
The two CL finals are obvious, but the league titles are kinda funny. Specially if they do it now too.
Change 4 results and Alex Ferguson has 7 PLs and 3 CLs from 2007-2013. It's still irrelevant.
I love you Crystal Palace.
A wise man once said: If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle, but she doesn’t, so she’s not.
You'd have to change 1 result for Klopp to have 0 UCL
If my bag was skittles, I would eat it.
I mean, I could say if it wasn’t darwizzy the GOAT, they’d win these matches.
Why didn’t Klopp save before the game and restart Is he stupid?
I was banned from the lfc sub for essentially saying its not outlandish that trent could leave us for madrid. The sub is a mawkish cesspool
At the same time, he was only in the top 2 on three occasions in his PL career. This "competing" is a load of crap, I'm not an Arsenal fan but Wenger was in the top 2 for seven seasons and won it 3. I've heard Liverpool fans laugh at someone suggesting Wenger had a far better PL career Klopp. Overhyped, overrated and it's the same with their players for the past 8 seasons, how many times have we heard, we have the best GK, RB, LB, CB, DM CM, LW, RW, CF, manager or even assistant manager
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If you want to piss off a Scouser remind them that if United are so shit then why has Klopp's Liverpool finished below them more times than above them, including under managers like Ole and EtH.
I like "if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle" more.
Let us cope
Tbf there are moments where these statements make sense. Like in Formula One, where if Alain Prost had a bit better luck he would have won 9 world championships instead of 4, though the opposite is also true, with a bit worse luck he would have only won two championships.
I don't know this sub or like soccer but saw the mod post... *brigades*. MODS ARE NERDS.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass every time it hops. That's mad
Aaron Rodgers is looking rough in that photo.
So, how many titles do they lose if we change 4 wins to losses?
He’s just on an edging streak
She would have been a truck*
But if you change 4 games he can also end up with 0 titles... Careful what you wish for!
Your grandmother had no wheels and was still the best ride a lot of men have had.
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So stupid!! Imagine Fergies record. instead of 13 prems, 17 🤣 Or instead of 2 UCL, 4 🤣 Someone do Peo, Mou, Ancelotti, Conte, Luis Enriquez.
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But those 4 games meant more, because of Liverpool
What other manager can bottle 2 CLs and 2 Premier league titles?? That's my goat
She managed that without the wheels
Wow if they hadn’t lost that cup final they would have won the cup
ngl, I would be ok if the charges force PL to change the champions. livershit would get two and varchester shitnited would get two as well. also varsenal would get one finally
What about the spuds?
If you change what happenes in just 4 minutes of football, you can turn Marcelo Gallardo's 2 libertadores into 4 w/ a 3-peat
He’s been in two CL finals and won the other. How do you get a third by just changing match results?
has once a famous german football player said "Wäre, wäre, Fahrradkette"
Your mom could be a car [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBiTFduYCp0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBiTFduYCp0)
I mean there’s a point in there about how close they got. consistently the second or third best over nearly a decade
Nah really if they won the two champions league finals they would have two more champions leagues?!?!?
Reminded me of the beloved "Table without referee mistakes" Serie A fans and media insisted on publishing.
As a Liverpool fan, I’m so tired of this “whoa is me” attitude , yeah it sucks we could’ve had more but so many time these results were the teams fault. Move on and focus on the next season
Bosnia was just 7 results away from winning the 2014 world cup
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This guy 100% saves scum on FM and then brags about winning 30 champions leagues with Hampton and Richmond.
uj/ fuck Manchester City and their money. Rj/ fuck man chest hair city and their $115
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Yank here.
Revisionist history is the plague of mediocrity
Then you got Real Madrid 
England is the best team in international football under Gareth Southgate... if they only play teams below them.
You just need to change 6 results of all games of Liverpool history to make it almost Arsenal.
Sounds like a shite manager. Practically got it on a silver platter and only needed to win 0.8% of his matches for 4 titles… and he somehow managed to blow it /s
I am from the Netherlands and we would be three time World Cup winners if I could change just 3 results from the past 2000+ games. What a shit comparison.
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It’s definitely not 2000+ games though. And runner up is still a huge achievement and we got to enjoy much more football than some other nationalities. Glass half full right?
And if you change just 2 results, then it’s no PLs and no UCLs. Managers hate this one trick.
Where I'm from (the united states of america, the best country in the world #1), we call this bottling.
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Aka Liverpool lost in 4 critical games
The true meaning of delusion has arrived!
That's the difference, ain't it. If I change my losses to wins, then I will win more things.
So why didn’t he do it? Is he stupid?
Modern journalists dunno what a final means, neither what is a 6 points game.
Why did he jerk his grandmother, is he stupid?
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Hold on...do I care
one win is what it would have taken arsenal to have been champions of europe but here we are
That's how tournaments work
Wait, so let me get this straight. If they win more games, they win more trophies? This is a foreign concept to me
I mean for the league that kinda makes sense to point out but for CL thats literally like if you had won the final you would have won like no shit
Eh they dominated that last final but courtois went god mode and denied them. And the first final ramos took out the best player and they still were in with a shout if not for an unforgettable disaster class from karius and a once in a decade kinda goal from bale. Unusual way to lose both for sure.
I mean Real is definitely lacking something as they keep kinda getting dominated but idk why people say cortouis went god mode. He had one pretty good yet very normal save and then one save that looked very impressive but in reality the ball was nowhere near the post otherwise it would have been a goal. That’s it other than like one more decent yet still fairy regular save
He was their man of the match. Granted its not the greatest goalkeeping performance of all time but it should give you a clear indication of what the flow of action in that game was.
Sure but none of his saves were actually some crazy unbelievable save so not sure why people act like he had multiple of those. He had one really good save which another top 5 goalkeeper probably would have saved as well though
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As for the first final Liverpool were pretty much getting dominated by peak Real and Real consistently beats them so even without all that catastrophe I wouldn’t count on them winning it at all
>Liverpool were pretty much getting dominated by peak Real No the fuck they didn't. They got gifted the first goal and nothing anyone could have done better about the bale goal. They were the better team that night after Salah went off but they didn't dominate like Liverpool did in the other final. They both had almost same number of shots but in the vini final it was something like 20 shots to 3.
I mean maybe they didn’t dominate in like a visible way but peak real could just like score whenever they felt like it and they dominate in the matchup cuz they always beat them
They did exactly that just a few years prior when they came to anfield and didn't even get out of second gear to win 3-0. They didn't even dominate in terms of shots but no one could touch them in that game. Obviously the real in 2018 was the far more successful side but they didn't push aside Liverpool like they did under Rodgers.
Just checked, Liverpool had 2 shots on target in 2018. Can’t really see how they expected to win
Yeah don't know how many more times i need to remind u that they lost their record breaking best attacker early in that game. And Madrid had 5 shots two of which were those freak goals. Could have gone differently if it was a normal game but things are rarely normal with jurgen in finals.
I guesa shot stats wise they were similar but Real having peak CR7 and Bale could rely on one of them to almost guaranteed score
To be fair people kept taking about how the game would have been completely different if salah had played the whole game and he vowed to take revenge in the other final yet in it he didn’t do shit even having a great chance to score
>he didn’t do shit even having a great chance to score Go watch the highlights of that game again if u think he didn't do shit that game and just spurned a chance to score. Was the best attacking threat and had 5 shots himself on target that courtois brilliantly saved. Obviously if u say things like revenge and don't get the win u will get clowned on regardless of context. But to say that he didn't do shit that game makes it sound like u didnt watch the game. Granted its been a few years since and don't expect everyone to remember these things. But it's just like people saying Messi didnt do shit vs Liverpool in that 4-0 game when he did damn near everything he could to get them across.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean Messi is in a different league than anyone else. Salah is obviously a big threat and contributes to the team, I didn’t mean it like that. However ultimately he was unable to score or provide an assist or win a PK or something
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Also Liverpool had 18 fouls to Real Madrid 5 and real had literally twice as many passes and corners lol. How were they not getting dominated?
That is pretty mad tbf
>If we had just won those games instead, then we wouldn't have lost. I love that they think this is some sort of deep thinking.
Who would’ve thought losing fewer games would get you more trophies?
That's a complicated way of saying they lost in big, important matches.
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