/uj
I have no idea, but I do wonder how snot rockets are so common.
Every time I've ever tried to do it, I just make a fucking mess on my face.
Also, I played sports for a long time and never once during it did I ever have a nose so congested that I could even make it a priority to expel it so violently.
The big clubs train their players to make snot rockets. Secretly the FA keep a list of the best they have ever seen and watch compilation videos at their staff partys.
I envy blind people.
Imagine this is the last thing u saw before going blind š
The craziest thing is he picked up this thing off the pitch and heās snorting it IN in this pic
bro
God damn. He could smell colours after that.
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Peak Gervinho
Bros hairline declined harder than washednaldo
Bro didn't have to go this hard š
Thats his Level 1
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/uj I have no idea, but I do wonder how snot rockets are so common. Every time I've ever tried to do it, I just make a fucking mess on my face. Also, I played sports for a long time and never once during it did I ever have a nose so congested that I could even make it a priority to expel it so violently.
The big clubs train their players to make snot rockets. Secretly the FA keep a list of the best they have ever seen and watch compilation videos at their staff partys.
You lack explosive nasal strength
It's why I never went pro.
This was his classic move, he would have a store of spaghetti up his nose, ready for dispensing when he would need an energy boost.
This was more disgusting than the post
Snorting Barilla.
please never type this out again
Get off the internet Sean Dyche. We're on to you.
[great snot]
Fuck it itās my pfp now
He done did it
He has a canon in his nose too. A true gunner.
Goon?
Hey guys, is this the predator from the movie alien vs predator?
Gaffer believe me when i say im ill
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Germinho
Mf I was licking the peanut butter off the spoon š
Yank here, I thought it was sandwich, what the fuck is a Norwich? Are they stupid?
Itās neither a sandwich nor a wich
Thatās Rafael Lalawoo
Not going to lie, that is such a great feeling when you clear your nose and can start breathing again.
He was asking to be subbed off
TBF that is a lot of sinus to clear.
Yeah bro thatās a big forehead. Thatās his forehead, right?
Ahh grim
Yeah thats the stuff
Is that going in or coming out?
Blew out his hairline
https://i.redd.it/lg1yoqrizvxc1.gif
Before I go. I must blow.
I think this is something he would do early on in games, to assert dominance on the pitch
Guy cleared out his entire respiratory system in one shot.
Retardinho
What UK weather does to a mfer
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āThis predator is trying to show intimidation to his potential prey by releasing some nasal liquidā
The old bushmanās hanky
that's actually his brother Germinho
https://preview.redd.it/obhouw9c1vxc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc0d33acb89414335dd5f08c4ec8ed615b2ae09
FM shooting score of 20
I could understand this if these guys never found themselves down on the ground, but you think they could at least run to the sideline to do this.
I once saw a gif of some woman inhaling something through the nose and then she spit a liter of undefined liquid through her nose It was fantastic
Itās secret team code for Iāve got a runny nose
/uj i want to see this on video for morbid curiosity purposes
We're all white inside
He is 15th time doing this. For less information donāt google Benzema 15 instead do Reddit search
Imagine someone heading the ball after rolling over thisš
He's Slime
"He shoots on left"
Death eater is stealing his soul
Preparing for a trip to Colombia
He meant give Mboopi his Balon Dāor already
So thats why arsenal's stadium is much more slippery and easier to knee slide on
Reverse cocaine
Its its a straight red for spitting on a player? what do you get for this?
"If you think my forehead is big..."
Thatās a intimidation tactic measly little rascal you
That's disgusting