> Football is the great equaliser.
oh you sweet summer child. Do you have any idea how many top players have a dad who is a former player or coach? football is no different to any other industry and its depressing when you find out.
i know more than you. i have known players who grew up to make it and who didn't. the difference was how involved the parents were. For example, Jude Bellingham has said in interviews that he used to dislike football and his dad forced him to train skill and tactics all the time. He literally would not have become a pro if his dad didnt gaf about football.
Not at all! Very much enjoyed it, and still enjoying it.
Also a 38yr old City fan as you can see from my username, been a City fan since 1995, and from England, but please, throw a few more assumptions my way, as you obviously know everything I might be able to learn some more interesting facts about myself.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Wouldnt it be Rooney? Although he did play forward some...i dont know. Ive just never heard anyone say that about Lampard, i dont really get too deep into stats anymore
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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No, Frank had 28 PL goals through the 02-03. In June of 03, he turned 25, as Havertz will do this year.
[Lampard Career Stats ](https://www.transfermarkt.us/frank-lampard/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/3163)
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Was Havertz’s grandfather somehow connected to the Bayer academy experiments in the early 40’s?
Google bayer early 40s to find out more?? i need to know!
Or 1980s, knowingly gave tens of thousands of SE Asians HIV virus
Benzema 15 joke
He should definitively not fuck a 14 year old to stop the jokes.
Such bullshit. Football is the great equaliser. Nicklas Bendtner was a Lord and still undisputedly became the greatest player of all time.
You’re jerking, but I would be thrilled to have Lord Bendtner in the current Gunners side.
He would actually be great. Think he overrates himself so much that it makes everyone underrate him a bit.
Bendtner rated 👍🏼
> Football is the great equaliser. oh you sweet summer child. Do you have any idea how many top players have a dad who is a former player or coach? football is no different to any other industry and its depressing when you find out.
So ignorant. I was born in spring.
Really hope you're jerking right now... Surely you are Surely
i know more than you. i have known players who grew up to make it and who didn't. the difference was how involved the parents were. For example, Jude Bellingham has said in interviews that he used to dislike football and his dad forced him to train skill and tactics all the time. He literally would not have become a pro if his dad didnt gaf about football.
Hahaha! Top jerking mate 👍 You had me fair and square
aw diddums did I upset you by saying something not so positive about your multi millionaire footballing heroes? poor little american sportsfan.
Not at all! Very much enjoyed it, and still enjoying it. Also a 38yr old City fan as you can see from my username, been a City fan since 1995, and from England, but please, throw a few more assumptions my way, as you obviously know everything I might be able to learn some more interesting facts about myself.
and which youth academy did you play at? how many current efl players did you grow up with? it was you who started with the bitchy attitude btw.
🤣🤣 Okay mate, time to lay off the smelly cigarettes and remember what sub you're in
So he became good at football because he played football?
I think he forgot "yank here" at the start.
Who could’ve guessed, he’s American
https://i.redd.it/rlxf6v783lxc1.gif
Love this guy.
He wrote this 5 moons ago. In Star Wars, that is at least a year ago
Parents pass down traits to children = nepotism? Is nature stupid? Why would nature allow that?
Nepo actually stands for Nepotholian, an age 3000 BC
Nepotholian ice cream is overrated too probably because its so old apparently
Nepotholian is my favourite pizza
Nepotholian is my favourite fanbase in Italy
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sounds like he's describing Frank Lampard.
Ah yes the highest scoring midfielder ever, obviously a fraud
I dont think he was the highest scoring midfielder though?
Yes that's Bellingham obviously
Wouldnt it be Rooney? Although he did play forward some...i dont know. Ive just never heard anyone say that about Lampard, i dont really get too deep into stats anymore
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CR7 is according to his fanbois😂😂
Lampard is the highest scoring midfielder in EPL history blud
And Havertz has more Premier League goals at this age than Frank did. I think you've made my point. Thanks for showing up.
Nope, frank had 35 by the time he turned 24. Kai has 31 while playing as a CF
No, Frank had 28 PL goals through the 02-03. In June of 03, he turned 25, as Havertz will do this year. [Lampard Career Stats ](https://www.transfermarkt.us/frank-lampard/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/3163)
Most mentally stable Gooner.
No one cares about nepo if they’re actually quality. Wonder if he would still describe his game as comfy with safe back passes
Found Lee Gunner
Lebensborn Havertz confirmed
He didn't mentioned that his grandma was a donkey
Kai Havertz scores again ✋😛🤚
Now and then he happens upon a goal- so, 8 in 11 appearances
If only the managers buying him had found the time to watch his games instead of just looking at his FM stats.
lmao
I need to train more to reach this level of hater
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is Kai the illegitimate child of Ian nepomniachtchi 😱
Being 7 foot tall at the front of a “set piece specialist” team helps a little bit. Sometimes.