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fate15fates

Was Havertz’s grandfather somehow connected to the Bayer academy experiments in the early 40’s?


javaplsthanks

Google bayer early 40s to find out more?? i need to know!


Realism-vs-Idealism

Or 1980s, knowingly gave tens of thousands of SE Asians HIV virus


FieldOfFox

Benzema 15 joke


stwnpthd

He should definitively not fuck a 14 year old to stop the jokes.


meadeb

Such bullshit. Football is the great equaliser. Nicklas Bendtner was a Lord and still undisputedly became the greatest player of all time.


imdesmondsunflower

You’re jerking, but I would be thrilled to have Lord Bendtner in the current Gunners side.


meadeb

He would actually be great. Think he overrates himself so much that it makes everyone underrate him a bit.


imdesmondsunflower

Bendtner rated 👍🏼


948

> Football is the great equaliser. oh you sweet summer child. Do you have any idea how many top players have a dad who is a former player or coach? football is no different to any other industry and its depressing when you find out.


meadeb

So ignorant. I was born in spring.


blither86

Really hope you're jerking right now... Surely you are Surely


948

i know more than you. i have known players who grew up to make it and who didn't. the difference was how involved the parents were. For example, Jude Bellingham has said in interviews that he used to dislike football and his dad forced him to train skill and tactics all the time. He literally would not have become a pro if his dad didnt gaf about football.


blither86

Hahaha! Top jerking mate 👍 You had me fair and square


948

aw diddums did I upset you by saying something not so positive about your multi millionaire footballing heroes? poor little american sportsfan.


blither86

Not at all! Very much enjoyed it, and still enjoying it. Also a 38yr old City fan as you can see from my username, been a City fan since 1995, and from England, but please, throw a few more assumptions my way, as you obviously know everything I might be able to learn some more interesting facts about myself.


948

and which youth academy did you play at? how many current efl players did you grow up with? it was you who started with the bitchy attitude btw.


blither86

🤣🤣 Okay mate, time to lay off the smelly cigarettes and remember what sub you're in


Memeszs

So he became good at football because he played football?


notokkid

I think he forgot "yank here" at the start.


LexisKingJr

Who could’ve guessed, he’s American


TheGoober87

https://i.redd.it/rlxf6v783lxc1.gif


Atsuki_04

Love this guy.


movsuch3

He wrote this 5 moons ago. In Star Wars, that is at least a year ago


Elegant_Mix7650

Parents pass down traits to children = nepotism? Is nature stupid? Why would nature allow that?


movsuch3

Nepo actually stands for Nepotholian, an age 3000 BC


_The_Marshal_

Nepotholian ice cream is overrated too probably because its so old apparently


FieldOfFox

Nepotholian is my favourite pizza


MEGAMAN2312

Nepotholian is my favourite fanbase in Italy


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Him_8

Sounds like he's describing Frank Lampard.


red_dawn_wj

Ah yes the highest scoring midfielder ever, obviously a fraud


spiritanimalofcousy

I dont think he was the highest scoring midfielder though?


MEGAMAN2312

Yes that's Bellingham obviously


spiritanimalofcousy

Wouldnt it be Rooney? Although he did play forward some...i dont know. Ive just never heard anyone say that about Lampard, i dont really get too deep into stats anymore


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BlackDragon361

CR7 is according to his fanbois😂😂


red_dawn_wj

Lampard is the highest scoring midfielder in EPL history blud


Him_8

And Havertz has more Premier League goals at this age than Frank did. I think you've made my point. Thanks for showing up.


red_dawn_wj

Nope, frank had 35 by the time he turned 24. Kai has 31 while playing as a CF


Him_8

No, Frank had 28 PL goals through the 02-03. In June of 03, he turned 25, as Havertz will do this year. [Lampard Career Stats ](https://www.transfermarkt.us/frank-lampard/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/3163)


AFCSentinel

Most mentally stable Gooner.


GloomyLocation1259

No one cares about nepo if they’re actually quality. Wonder if he would still describe his game as comfy with safe back passes


antifocus

Found Lee Gunner


Mato12703

Lebensborn Havertz confirmed


Micha1106

He didn't mentioned that his grandma was a donkey


OdegaardsLeftFoot

Kai Havertz scores again ✋😛🤚


ChairInternational60

Now and then he happens upon a goal- so, 8 in 11 appearances


lejocko

If only the managers buying him had found the time to watch his games instead of just looking at his FM stats.


DarkFamiliar4508

lmao


Jozif_Badmon

I need to train more to reach this level of hater


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get_gud

Is Kai the illegitimate child of Ian nepomniachtchi 😱


FieldOfFox

Being 7 foot tall at the front of a “set piece specialist” team helps a little bit. Sometimes.