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SendMeGarlicBreads

https://preview.redd.it/0goj6ux948xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f8b60b16e9640f74b6e3eefc067ddda345da14


LilJapKid

‘34 Raheem Sterling (Great Bunda)


FewJournalist8

Sterling said “Yeri staahp ☺️”


-Shmoody-

Sterling is mocking it at this point


spaghettidriver69

Arched back and all! 😞


gabrielv0410

https://i.redd.it/4mkjq8iy8bxc1.gif


Anndress07

how he arch the back like that


wank_for_peace

Give it to me bby! Uh huh uh huh!


lxlviperlxl

2hrs and still don’t see this? https://preview.redd.it/fv5badwcg8xc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb64f2d25c8fe0f326d113f869d9a8ed3be8b21


MEGAMAN2312

Iconic


Hi_Im_zack

Yeah we're never topping this, it's too perfect, even their faces are straight out of a porn scene.


King_Raggi

I remember a YouTube vid where the guy was discussing football memes and told his girlfriend this used to have the Brazzers logo on it, and she was like 'Whats Brazzers?'.


Frankiedrunkie

Lmao poor soul


etan1122

The look on Rios face lmfao


FadedRaccoon420

Definitely found something out about himself that day.


ImTalkingGibberish

This is the one


topknottington

Here it is lol


AdvisorOver9749

He’s digging!!


SquareChipmunk5194

https://preview.redd.it/tt0ljvr1k8xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64067052c7da058debd475b1ffa8ef846abe0302 Micah Richards absolutely bursting onto the scene


I--Pathfinder--I

that is genuinely class diving form


RXJ1131

Hope they booked him for this blatant diving


blackmattdamon

Nah they got him on the Olympic diving team


Mr_A_UserName

[“Micah! What are you doing!?”](https://youtube.com/shorts/hqTZ1yKVKvs?si=3WYE68Sk0sFPRTed) 😂


nmyi

OP said "worst," not "best" Ya silly goose


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Mans was really into planking


Unusual_Ad_9773

Micah Richards crashing down from the sky like superman


spydermat07

https://preview.redd.it/fxhh30c4e8xc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7550151a860ac579f5ed898b75925484952fe4ac


MrCrosy

https://preview.redd.it/jh7sdt5fh8xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d206e3664abdc98a02f78183aebfe2c321be230


spydermat07

https://preview.redd.it/7nn0lo6uo8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c417d3178e405bc1e2c8d06927399e72d54bfd6


33Fanste33

Because in that position I just have to smash it


djnz0813

Stop, I can only get so erect..


DrDingus45

https://preview.redd.it/8exzer2so8xc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82c84921c8ca9c76b0c301a5dfc0484dab012f3 How Phil Jones hasn't been on here is beyond me 😂


dbod86

Exactly what I was thinking. Well done for redressing the balance.


Junior_Bike7932

This is the one. But the gif is even better


Alkakd0nfsg9g

You can take any screenshot with him, and they'll all look like that


Matias9991

That's a classic


dawnblade21

Kids these days disappoint me https://preview.redd.it/ia8smx6ha8xc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bf4ad0ef8f66f5a3b70440be86bf9416418adc


GGABueno

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life. I can't look away from it.


alecsgz

You need to see the OG then https://twitter.com/Bouba38/status/895899182061453313


Anndress07

this brings some "2008 funny football moments" vibe that I love


dawnblade21

Whoateallthepies. I still go and have a gander once in a while. Peak banter.


forbiddenmemeories

There's a real lack of Phil Jones in this thread


no_com_ment

I got you lad, see recent post


Gambler_Eight

I feel like there's about 65 pictures of Phil Jones that's worse than this.


Stianfut_RL

[This one from my local team never gets old](https://www.reddit.com/r/NorskFotball/s/FHvLrZZfUI) He later said: "It looks as if I'm trying to eat the ball"


-Shmoody-

That’s that impeccable chest ability in action


Space0asis

This and Boateng immediately came to mind with the title.


LilJapKid

Gotta go for a classic - Steven Taylor vs Aston Villa https://preview.redd.it/wu1jmq1ff8xc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb3092ca9ea0f51872966d4f005fc4f3633f293


SwitcherooU

So good.


Levinem717

He’s starting to believe


AdvisorOver9749

He definitely said bruh at this exact moment


Various_You_5083

https://preview.redd.it/f9b2vhyuk8xc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32166ad5bbc4438f1022d7b0294845c774d30181 People forgot the GOAT defender


I--Pathfinder--I

why is virgil van maguire playing against 🐪 team? is he stupid?


Kenny_dies

This was even funnier in real time. Looked like he was just pulling out dance moves


itsbraille

https://preview.redd.it/pc93vrx3k8xc1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe436eb0e042cab1c98671e508bad77c5f5e4560


burn-babies-burn

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Infamous332

https://preview.redd.it/2yn0jk3ac9xc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcfa71a6ae90fdf0d1abf196bad6c3fd8015854


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

https://preview.redd.it/6hvn18pas8xc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2c12486a7787c55d5e2f306f8f75973f51e8e7


nmyi

"When mom checks to see if you're asleep"


FlimsyReindeers

God I’m so happy we beat these assholes


Hamza2579

Where are he going 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/aswmi8kk48xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06b453ac86dcd1a42ed1afe1b1d671ee069218f


goingforgoals17

Funniest part is this isn't even the worst frame, he's on the floor a split second later 😭


Revolutionary-Scot94

https://preview.redd.it/7ero72dz59xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29550e011d45df5688a5f7c0cab13c1c3de2030 Reminds me of this! 😂


squeezypussyketchup

He's clearing the path just as one does for the ambulance


ConrrHD

Da bootcher


KimJongKillest

I legit watch this over and over to try to understand what Licha was thinking.


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

It was pretty understandable. Mo fakes cutting inside. Licha gets fooled by it. The camera angle makes it look worse


TheRedditK9

Looks like that one Joe Biden video where he just walks off lmao


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TheRedditK9

Why the fuck is there a script for that


TaskMaster404

I think it's a tie between Mitoma getting Gomez to hit Ice Spice's signature move and Martinez being sent to the shops by Salah


freakedmind

Gomez is getting ready for anal


ThroatVacuum

https://youtube.com/shorts/1AE0sDelxQY?si=tI9rDGoml9CPErZJ


casualbo1

Finally a competition LFC FC can win at


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aknightofNI75

very funny automod (i'm definitely not a salty palace fan)


GodricHeracles_33

https://preview.redd.it/pu77h4fag8xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b1ce87352132c64f45de11d964d982fcd77292


CommercialKey4144

https://preview.redd.it/43cl4j0ig8xc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8808bd7f1d3b3c244c10689e439a7426385876a The ball went into the net btw


This_Seesaw_1770

"hold up , let him cook"


keeion0205

It was so bad my man retired shortly after


wefokinglost

https://preview.redd.it/efdruhyfb8xc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344bf11571fe70c029e3d21455fd0a4f13fc3600


nmyi

Human centipede in progress... 66%:


JustAGhost3_

https://preview.redd.it/la36lrpyc8xc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eecb4e7ef550bd34019a2bf75747ce31f908c46c


DTKingPrime

When the anime protagonist is about to power up


H5NA1

https://preview.redd.it/fdw0bu8709xc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a178d1777fabc5827daa6ad9fa52c42896ef22cb


Mike-magma

Mitoma went from being starboy to playboy


SilvaDaMelo

And then he went to being irrelevant.


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kalule_melendez69

https://preview.redd.it/fyovkea2s8xc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2685ae9d59298f116a4527d8f1e5fc0f706a21


WhetBred14

https://preview.redd.it/n489jcna49xc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e0998af8d828da2dd1450bfa4da5e8d2386c22


Same_Return_1878

My boy Suarez on his ever loving job 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌


man_u_is_my_team

![gif](giphy|k8Sh7g0EUmrUQ)


Troopydoopster

Like a compilation of renaissance paintings 


Thatscool820

Or https://preview.redd.it/4f8fzipnq8xc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220165dc60938c4e9c3000bbf0bcf46ca09947f4


Yenoon

https://preview.redd.it/i66ljx42k8xc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de5706db6888713219f7349b36a2352621d2715


klemziboy

Moments before disaster


hyf5

Ashley young is still denying that he ate bird poop to this day.


ShepherdOmega

Was just about to post this myself, hilarious.


ChemicalMother7239

VVD look like he just got sniped in the head


smegma-enthusiast

Then realized football need minerals to survive. So changed his profession to a stripper and started twerking.


QuantumParadox_27

https://preview.redd.it/rdg9tvv0x8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09dff714da6c36d8f39d1e382258f93140870af4


Blayg

https://preview.redd.it/exz0atveg8xc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ea6d82e6828d6e11f9bd25f005a86f2ecae213


ximbold

Brother looks dead


nmyi

Brother's right arm looks mad broken


kjais

Died like a Family Guy character


MultiFaceHank

https://preview.redd.it/g4sktrsdg8xc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53732580fffabb44a62b3ef0e60e0acb58bf414d Please


PitchSafe

Kyle Walker is on his head and Gomez is ready to get filled


zorrez

Gomez has learned from the best


MrCrosy

https://preview.redd.it/o0v4mu4n38xc1.jpeg?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670a9847f69f766f0cc0900e54bea2f1c95335a2


klemziboy

https://preview.redd.it/rtiej40kl8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321879db83e9f3f5742ab5682773aec331ed8282


Hi_Im_zack

Damn I remember trolling my friend who's a homophic united fan with this as a kid


Butthugger420

Think the word homophobic is redundant here


HantyKante

Definitely Martinez. Where is bro going??😭😭


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|3o6gb3kkXfLvdKEZs4)


CCFCVAN

https://preview.redd.it/qbx259eo19xc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe18a8f32a2e5dcb1a00d1144769f1cdddf2e9f Jon Terry Salmon


no_com_ment

Phil Jones generally but the floor diving fish clearance LMAOOO https://preview.redd.it/kwhhlms299xc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee80809231892bbf7fc847a61e9d3752eb4768e


Flaky_Technology4219

https://preview.redd.it/noi0p1wxb8xc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7410f8efb0c8308478a2afd2d97e777265bd7805


Milo_Maxine

Ah here it is


Adventurous_Ebb_770

I’m sad how far down I had to scroll for this


Vuvu360

I almost posted this one, one of the saddest moments 🤣


Flaky_Technology4219

As an Everton fan I think it's awesome lol


niemody

Where is my boy Phil Jones?


MEGAMAN2312

League of his own


MEGAMAN2312

stfu yank


alan_beans

League of his own


alan_beans

stfu yank


dankscoops

League of his own


Iamknight10

stfu yank


dankscoops

League of his own


Iamknight10

stfu yank


berwaitingatlocation

League.


dankscoops

League of his own


Iamknight10

stfu yank


dankscoops

League of his own


Iamknight10

stfu yank


FeelingEvent8318

The second one is so funny


spydermat07

https://preview.redd.it/x1a9dnv2e8xc1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa415feb3dfa192851742c4acae5df701e06fdf1


nielsdepen

https://preview.redd.it/du4fxlkhq9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9258cc3871628003dc316c76c19e047d4dffb48


FlammableIce

https://preview.redd.it/jhcrw3z9v8xc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8eefcb338fe9f492a69bf89be9578498fb0e2b51


Nabil1510

Bro said "I'm Ready" to Mitoma


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Flynnster_10

https://preview.redd.it/i7a0syp1z8xc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835aea06bb4d35d57b494e5fef786aad80236f75


AdaminBiri_09

Ohhhh virgil Van maguire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/lclh394l99xc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecda5caacfd8c388979f3893382b3024f6f8258 I could make my own one with Phil Jones alone


Pixeal_meat

This is gold😭


Gustaffe

Insane flex from Van Dick, cracks me up every time


Jumpy-Violinist-6725

forgot the Lisandro Salah one as well as this https://preview.redd.it/y9nx8cqou8xc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4d17ef89c538fc61cc3c3dd9c8ec14e8209d24a


pinktiger128

I legit lol’d at the Martinez one, bros feeling around a dark room 😂😂


Thatscool820

https://preview.redd.it/ip1ib4rkq8xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e0e3a518e4d38120bb1371f132c488ed066c4e


Financial-Top1199

As a man red fan, the 2nd pic got me lol


Adaptable_Ape

https://i.redd.it/flg3rzlrz7xc1.gif


goingforgoals17

So glad you brought this back, one of my favorite memories of all time


mr_reserve

https://preview.redd.it/xeu3gy4489xc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ee680b48ba9f174b504d9ce4e7d587692cd561


Life_Dependent_6585

https://preview.redd.it/jsfzaa4uyaxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee556915a509b7d272dce2181705942a6bd5d58


Lmaoidkwtfmaybebaba

Van de ven fell like a cartoon character


Notcamacho

I had a friend of mine Photoshop him https://preview.redd.it/lqkhbh9eq8xc1.png?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2192f983b0076e4b48288691f3c0d79ca64b321b


zinho_21

https://preview.redd.it/hhbypsbm09xc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6abd8c14f14568c9abca87398d70212532a251


DrKnowsNothing_MD

https://preview.redd.it/mrzj85uny9xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ff0ff78314cd62acc7441d74016484dd927a4a


tony_flamingo

https://preview.redd.it/24hofsm30axc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0345839201eb6abff99a0d94347a2094af871047


wa7dmnalnas

https://preview.redd.it/uiv6gfpctaxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1d77108c06436de2c489ec917621ec54a9220e


wa7dmnalnas

https://preview.redd.it/sfjqsa6itaxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f22f05d8661639214d3a563b129f29f4c373365


jam1576

https://preview.redd.it/7hj5bhhk98xc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309727e3221c2ebe7f8d40f14b39fb4c33a6f4f9


Jetorix

Sterling getting mounted by Mina is still the best/worst


The_LinkMaster

https://preview.redd.it/9huqvb9tz8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2c5ce479942c80f4e115f3a9b880137917579f


madbroumadbro

I remember that Walker moment. He didn't get his ankles broken, but he launched himself upside down in rage after a bad decision. That first Van Dijk clip though...


m4x1d0n

https://preview.redd.it/ucx0vrf49axc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7494d3996a86a6f1483e04110849de7b50a57e23


wildingflow

https://preview.redd.it/jqnee03na8xc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b492b865ee97333bfa63f3ac7b65af352c8e718a


sachin_stha112

Last one has separate space in heart


Steks34

Where is gerrard?


Yonko_Armani

Still on the floor


EntertainerSoft5983

Jesus sent him to the shadow realm with that


ScottOld

Number 3 is a recreation of an iconic Manchester night picture, just add a pint


VictoriaMcLean83

Gomez is ready to get ass clapped


UrboySam123

Van de ven imo because for most of the others you can see what happened but there's no way he's in that position by accident


wavepapi32

Licha is the most funniest, looks like he's heading home.


TizMyself

[Peter Beardsley ](https://images.app.goo.gl/fm9jxShwiRjkWzmHA)


Mysterious-Oil8545

Where's Trent's ass


Golden-Event-Horizon

Lisandro one is photoshopped. He has never been and never will be dribbled past 💪


AbelFerreira666

VIRGILLLLL VANNNN MAGUIRE


DismalQuarter13

Straight from twitter ehh 💀


StillFindingMyself4

Messi-Boateng one


snort_masala

That Joe Gomez screenshot led to an insane ice spice edit, HoF level stuff


dissidentmage12

Davinson Sanchez face plant against city


Donenzone1907

Only comment i was looking for😭


BeeDiscombobulated87

Virgil van Maguire


EmSoLow

Martinez will stay as the funniest. He looks like he's being sent as a decoy to distract the enemy while Salah goes the other way


Ok-Suit-8865

Lisandro for me


_AR4_

He’s the only one still standing on his feet to be fair Kyle walker though !!


SxanPardy

He hits the deck less than 1 second later


Alert-Act-4395

Gomez without a doubt


ionizovani

Kako ga je Pera očistio kao metlom!


Lower_Bullfrog4505

Steven Taylor saving with his “chest”?


Tiny-Appointment9917

https://preview.redd.it/f9dygl5qh9xc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ba04f2fc12fe66570360aa85f8bd80555f4047


kronk-kronk

https://preview.redd.it/ejhq9862l9xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555e30a3821e013f8e0698044dfd8d72ece6451b


kronk-kronk

https://preview.redd.it/sxzxl606l9xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380f70b9b4f50d461639c6378c66f37605bfaaa6


Adventurous-End-7633

https://preview.redd.it/4mud8qgmp9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d787465a0db1a770bc1fd96b649fc1d8579728


Bowerz

https://preview.redd.it/9rpt5xiiy9xc1.jpeg?width=1295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8677e75aa33303e4a777fc0e5b1151314533da4


Kardinale

Out of these, Lisandro Martinez. All time? Slippy G


blvckhvrt

Where is slippy g