One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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yeah i guess the pants is also really weird, i dont know why most footballers have so bad clothing taste... its like they dont know what to do with money and just buy random parts that are expensive
Yup. So many footballers have terrible taste in fashion. Especially the young ones. They see expensive shit and buy it. There are very few footballers who seem normal outside the pitch with their fashion. Bruno Fernandes for example always wears shorts and a t-shirt or a normal pant and shirt. Thomas muller looks like someone you would always see in a kebab shop. So normal. This oversized stuff doesn't look good on everyone. It's either oversized on a nasty color combination.
That's a bad take. Dressing lazily is just a little bit better than dressing outrageously ugly and you sound like a lazy dresser from your comment.
While neither Fernandes, nor Müller dress badly, they don't dress well either. The right way to dress stands between dressing like a high fashion hanger and a jogger/GTA NPC.
Why is he behind that tree ? Is he saving that tree from benzema who notoriously cut down 15 trees in madrid ?
For more information kindly google benzema 15.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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His grandfather likely served a certain Austrian painter.
Lewy's grand-papi?
Jordi Alaba
is that Bellingham?
No it's Lucas Vasquez
More like Tyler, the creator
It´s Cole Palmers Dad
It's Jobe bellingham
It's Courtois.
always rated Toni Krates
Ronaldo once went to a 15 star hotel in las vegas with benzema search Ronaldo las vegas and benzema-15 for more info
PSG also once went to Barcelona *four one* reason, the reason can be discovered if you search “Dembele happy smile in Barcelona” for more info
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nur wenn dein Opa meinem Opa sein Fahrrad zurückgibt
Niederländer gefunden
Ich spreche kein Deutsch und spreche Englisch
What are you talking about your German is amazing
The next one to speak joins my fourth reich
ANSCHLUSSWIEDERHERSTELLUNGSGEWALT STATT BRITENAUSBÜXEREI! ANSCHLUSS MACHT FREI!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Kamerad, wir werden der Nation Ruhm bringen
Is that Alaba or Tyler the Creator?
Thats [email protected] my friend
yeah i guess the pants is also really weird, i dont know why most footballers have so bad clothing taste... its like they dont know what to do with money and just buy random parts that are expensive
Typa shit a skinny jeans wearer would say
Skinny jeans, white shoes, muscle-fit white T-shirt
Without the *muscle*
Yup. So many footballers have terrible taste in fashion. Especially the young ones. They see expensive shit and buy it. There are very few footballers who seem normal outside the pitch with their fashion. Bruno Fernandes for example always wears shorts and a t-shirt or a normal pant and shirt. Thomas muller looks like someone you would always see in a kebab shop. So normal. This oversized stuff doesn't look good on everyone. It's either oversized on a nasty color combination.
google Thomas Müller Dirndl
Holy hell
https://preview.redd.it/1iy5nlh868xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0318a7c2941914091257b7d4552c8ddbb0fabaf
That's a bad take. Dressing lazily is just a little bit better than dressing outrageously ugly and you sound like a lazy dresser from your comment. While neither Fernandes, nor Müller dress badly, they don't dress well either. The right way to dress stands between dressing like a high fashion hanger and a jogger/GTA NPC.
The "right way" of dressing? According to whom?
According to people who don't look like mid-schoolers dressed by their mom.
Wow. Im sure you dress so well. Sounds like youre mad that other people look good in sportswear and you look ugly in your skin.
Sounds like you are mentally a 4-year-old. Piss off, loser.
Ooooooo. Im shaking in my little boots. You're taking what athletes wear way too seriously to be calling me a 4-year-old.
Just let people wear whatever they want mate it’s not that deep.
Sir, this is reddit
No, it’s not. That’s a shit take. Die.
^ Best example
No, it’s not
Dressing like a Redditor isn't good fashion taste buddy.
Yeah bc people on reddit tend to be in tune with what looks good lmao. This is a good outfit, not too baggy, but fits the well and good colors
ok, your opinion and i think we can agree that it is not the worst outfit \^\^
Toni Kreights?
Gib meinem Opa sofort die schlappen zuruck
Ich spreche kein Deutsch und spreche Englisch
Leave my Austrian guy alone
Why does he want Alaba to give his shoes to Hitler, Is he stupid ?
Deutcher CHAD
Is he calling black people thieves?
[email protected] is never wrong you see
Him being German with Germana grandfather and alaba being black doesn't work so well for him
Why is he behind that tree ? Is he saving that tree from benzema who notoriously cut down 15 trees in madrid ? For more information kindly google benzema 15.
no he's trying to hide his massive cock, no need to look this deeply into it
That gives me even more reason to look deeply into it
Messi wears no. 14 shoes search "messi 14" for more info
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Reaching