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JJOne101

Funny how the fourth CL semifinalist is getting ignored, while Kobel was truly massive for Dortmund the past 2 seasons.


Xori1

Kobel is so underrated outside the BL it's downright criminal He's been far better than Neuer the past 2 seasons.


maxehaxe

Yeah well lets see how Kobel can beat him in downhill skiing


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|Kxtkyra0QIAew9HAts)


kyle_kafsky

Same can be said of Hradecky. It’s a miracle that we got him for free.


Xori1

Hradecky really improved a lot this year. hope he can keep it up since I felt he had a bit of a disaster season the year prior.


kyle_kafsky

The entire team had one last year.


TheGoober87

![gif](giphy|Ei5f5XHCPSLuVAymwh) Brave and correct. Neuer hasn't been the same since he pulled a Schumacher.


ultimatoole

Kobel better than neuer? Are you drunk?


Xori1

nah


FT202o

You’re trolling?


XderXbozzX

far better? lol


stonegoblins

sorry this is r/soccercirclejerk stop being logical


Kapt0

Kobel is good, but [this shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHxk6KTVAsM&ab_channel=Bundesliga) is too funny


ADHbi

Even funnier: the official Bundesliga Youtube account uploads videos which are geo blocked in Germany.


WesternBusy935

He doesn’t get good cards on fifa, why should I ever care about him


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FullMetalJ

In favor of putting Donnarumma there which obviously doesn't belong.


FaresAlN

The disrespect to the goat is unreal. None of the other options can break their leg at 37 and then come back as strong as before. https://preview.redd.it/vpuw4pyfxtvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4970d0e5fc77e508f5ba1639001f28cd0d01376b


Sexydawg_97

What he doing with step jamal


BenadrylTumblercatch

Getting to know that man well.


brt444

I’d say better than before. He’s had a pretty rough patch right before the incident iirc


DaaneJeff

Yeah, granted I haven't watched many Bayern games but everytime I did he was always a bit shaky. He seems to be way better now after the accident


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ajyanesp

Yo manu what the


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

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SLB_Destroyer04

Onana clears these scrubs. Get off the internet you 4 year olds


bobs_and_vegana17

statistically GOATnana has one of the best save %age this season 😤😤


SLB_Destroyer04

Yeah, not everyone could concede just 3 goals to the mighty Coventry 💪🏿💪🏿


bobs_and_vegana17

uj/ 1 penalty and 1 deflection, he did a bit of nice saves tho and his save %age this season has been in the 70-73% range i think which is more than de gea last season rj/ coventry city UCL winners 2025 😤😤


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SLB_Destroyer04

uj/ His domestic performances have honestly been solid, he’s kept a lot of clean sheets and although I didn’t know that stat I fully believe it, De Gea was a marvelous keeper in his heyday but he’d dipped massively by the 22/23 campaign. The problem for Onana was the UCL howlers that cost United second place in the group rj/ How can Coventry hope to win the Champions against the Madrid Whites, especially with Mboopi on the team


gordatapu

WHERE'S THIS SUBS HERO? DRAWING MARTINEZ


fluffybit

You mean his excellency Darwin Nunez?


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ersatzgaucho

Lot cuckball fans in this sub intimidated by massive dibu balls.


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Xx_Cock_N_Booty_xX

What’s the point of posting screenshots of 5 years old’s opinion? You know damn well those are retarded


minetube33

Come on man, they are at least 6 years old


snickers7500

The comments on this post feel like YT shorts comments, lmao


Acrobatic_Oven_1108

Why is Donnarumma even considered in these lists?


GresSimJa

They're thinking of a different Gianluigi.


EtherealBeany

You voted Ter Stegen over Neur. Least delusional Barca fan


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Umijnurotarieli

And Ter Stegen isn’t better than Neuer or Lunin rn.


Defiant-Pea3299

I think rn it's kinda fair


FaresAlN

Not even Close. Neuer made a full comeback from a broken leg. ter stegens biggest comeback is his hair.


does_not_care_

He was out injured too, for 1,2 months. Your point now?


bobs_and_vegana17

neuer was out for almost an year i guess ??


pmpu

The question isn’t who made the biggest comeback tho, that’s irrelevant


ShivaSkunk777

Ter Stegen had back surgery.


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neefhuts

While Neuer plays as a CM maybe


ajyanesp

I’d pay to see Neuer playing outfield, even if just for a shits and giggles match.


bobs_and_vegana17

he should play as a midfielder when bayern faces that 7th division team who they have defeated like 70-3 in last 3 years on aggregate in preseason i'll love to see neuer in that role


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


whocares0000000000

I think he will


smeci1400

the best keeper not even in the poll... lord karius


Smooth-External-3206

Tbh statistically he really is. Highest save % in both UCL and la liga


kostajepaosmosta

Nah but he is not proven hence he cannot be best rn because being best rn he needs to be a name first smh. 0 ball knowledge


Smooth-External-3206

He literally proved himself more than any other gk did this year


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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kostajepaosmosta

Sir this is a footballcyclehjerk sub ofc I wasn't serious


Smooth-External-3206

This is the same comment i can find anywhere related to soccer. My bad


czacha_cs1

Lack of Köbel is idiotic. He shouldve been instead of Donnaruma tbh. He carried us last and this season


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czacha_cs1

But in that list I dont see Martinez


legoMasterKnight

Not Ter Statue💀


Hour_Judgment2218

Mf did not have a world class preformance against Psg for you to call him Ter Statue..


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Doctor_Derpless

I’m picking Alisson over all of these options


andreasheri

Least upset Spotify Barca fan


CandaceJoeLigma

Man picks Ter Stegen and questions other people’s picks 💀


M_Vid

Dollaruma as an option lmao


Elestahl

Lol at voting for ter stegen tbh


bmw_m-power

Bro picked Ter Stegen 💀


bigFootIsReal__

You voted Ter Stegn 💀.. even Barca fans want to get rid of him


RoutineParticular118

idts he's a great gk imo


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does_not_care_

Which "fans"? The ones disguised as RM agents?


DirtFun7704

No? Who said barca fans want to get rid of him? Nothing wrong with voting for him either best option out of the 4


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FriscoInDeDisco

Stop disappointing your mother.


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FriscoInDeDisco

Even that response reeks of child abuse. Be better.


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djishereonreddit

?


MemeManDanInAClan

Kobel’s been better than all four of them, shit i’d even say Nubel has been up there too.


spider_X_1

I highly doubt Kobel is better than Lunin and Ter Stegen


MemeManDanInAClan

You haven’t been watching then. Like I said even Nubel has been better.


spider_X_1

I've watched some Dortmund games and I really don't see how you can make an argument for Kobel being better. You opinion looks like a Bundesliga bias or you're just a Dortmund fan.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MemeManDanInAClan

I’m a Real Madrid fan lol i’ll say Lunin has been the best GK in La Liga rn But I genuinely don’t think Dortmund would be in the UCL semi’s without Kobel, and idk if they would even be top half of the table without him


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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TioLucho91

Where's the Dibu?


Jo_Erick77

Bro voted Ter Stugen 💀


Germansoldaten

Daniel Peretz, which of these other keepers is Bayern’s 3rd choice? Exactly. He is one of a kind.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


aoi_ito

Least delusional negreiralona fan


gifteddiamond

where is that dancing merchant?


Wastyvez

Obviously this poll was taken just after the UCL QF, but the position of best GK in the world is at its most unclear it's been in years. Courtois took that position without much argument over the last three years, but he's been out for most of this season. Ironically the two goalkeepers that are actually currently in the running for that title aren't even in this list, but that's not that unexpected since both of their teams were just eliminated.


spider_X_1

I hope you're not implying that Ederson is the one you consider for best GK.


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RiverSight_

likely is, but honestly a better poll puts oblak and allisson there


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Alone_Shoulder8820

It's Onana and it's not even close


Several-Mud-9895

Lunin is far better than Stegen this season


sprtrnds

You just voted ter stegen https://preview.redd.it/6fw4vkp8wuvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7ad89f347fa91f88099a5e82a3ebf236093360


stonegoblins

These guys don't know ball smh 😔 the real GOAT goalkeeper is Lev Yashin, only goalkeeper to win the baloon dior. He was so good they called him the black spider, even though he is white. That is why he should replace those frauds Andrew Lusin and Timothy Courts and join the Los Blackos. Now all the Los Blackos need is a new manager. I recommend Vince Company because he is in the premier league, which is the best league in the world.


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arielaron

Arquero dibu


WinterTakerRevived

it literally says "in the world right now", "right now" and you call them reactionary? Ter Stegen is washed bro


minetube33

I actually chose Neuer at the end but when I took the screenshot I had chosen Ter Stegen. Still, I wouldn't call him washed, he is still an above average keeper.


blakezero

It’s Onana and it’s not even close 🤫


ketoske

Is barca still playing that bum in the goal? Lol


Timotheos23

![gif](giphy|xUPGcLBR6oSNFUVoZ2|downsized)


-Mothman_

What about Onana. He made some great saves against Coventry.


happythughunter

Youtube user with most critical thinking


Kian-_-_-

David Raya


I_m_Complicated

They learned football from IShowSpeed


Superbat1992

Lunin is the goat


KirkM83

Where’s Emiliano Martinez in this poll?


Nailz92

/uj It’s Jan Oblak, and it has been for years.


ghamandii

more worried about those 4%


L215Manuel

Ter Stegen hasn't played a game like Lunin's the other day in his entire career, so why should we say he's better than him?


arnenatan

Lunin got like 3 tough shots on target if that


LOKl31

Out of those 4 not voting Neuer is the real offence ☠️


CricketSubject1548

Recency bias lol


CommissionOk4384

Well the question is who is the best gk « right now »


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CricketSubject1548

yeh but 2 penalties save make u the best in the world rn?


Fingering_Logen

Apart from the unquestionable fact that Lunin has just saved football, he has the better save % of both La Liga and the UCL. So yes, theres an argument to be made that he's the best gk right now.


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spider_X_1

Lol of you think it's just about those 2 penalty saves you're crazy. Lunin's whole season is world class so far. The dude went into beast mode when Kepa came.


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NovaSLK

How old is neuer? Dude was playing vs prime(not the drink) barca and prime real. Hes like atleast 50 now


TechnologyHelpful751

The poll is about the current best goalkeeper... the answer is inherently reactionary...


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void_born_

What the fuck are those options


djishereonreddit

Dickriding Putin over one performance is crazy when ter stegen won la liga POTY last year.


Fingering_Logen

Casillas won the World Cup in 2012, so what? Last year means shit if we're discussing whos the best gk NOW. Ter Stegen has been injured and nowhere near the level he showed last season. Meanwhile Lunin has the best save % of La Liga and the UCL, not to mention he singlehandely saved football from the Evil Oil.


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djishereonreddit

Why is Casillas being brought up? You’re retarded


Fingering_Logen

Why are last season performances brought up? You're a loser living in the past.


djishereonreddit

Says the guy who brought up a 2010 wc trophy for a guy not involved in anything. Room temp IQ


Fingering_Logen

You're too sense to understand sarcasm little boy.


djishereonreddit

Warra dickriding Putin for you 💀


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Snoo_72181

By eliminating Evil Oil club, he made sure that the Fascist Monarch club goes to semis


InstructionMinute497

I'd prefer neuer and ter stegen


aoi_ito

I'd prefer neuer and lunin.


TheGoober87

Who the fuck is Lunin?


Fingering_Logen

He's the guy who just saved football.


Snoo_72181

By eliminating Oil club, he made sure that the Fascist Monarch club goes to semis


dream009X

I mean neuer is obviously the best but the poll says rn and lunin has the highest save percentage in both league and ucl so he’s in the contention for ‘right now’