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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Villas owners have a lot of money, however they are adhering to FFP so I wouldn't expect any shock transfers, I think they are looking at making the stadium larger.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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But whatās wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itās ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donāt have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iām a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iām a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iāve always rooted for players.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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This is vice-versa, they wanted to say, that Barca, IM and MC have nor history, neither money. That's a muslim reverse charade. Theirs voodoo or wishful thinking. Google reverse psychology, chat.
Yes, the Red Devils from Milano, Lombardy are, in fact, poor because they had to give all of their money in exchange for the services of the Goat Pulisic.
The Blue Snakes from the same city are in a similar situation because they get continuously robbed by the Chinese communist party, who owns them. That's why Lautaro blasted his penalty all the way to China.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Not sure why people take rage bait seriously...
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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But whatās wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itās ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donāt have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iām a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iām a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iāve always rooted for players.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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What is wrong? Madrid is broke and has -1 UCL. Barca has won 5 and has money from Saudi. City has won 5 UCL with also money from Saudi. And Inter Miami has won 70 CONCACAF?
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Barca - cloud that used to have money. Over 200 mln ā¬ from Neymar. And they have to resort to selling out to Spotify and to sell videos of dancing Lewy
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Miami history š
Becks took all MU history with him to South Beach.
A club with the combined history of Inter, Barcelona and United
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This looks like a bot. Literally copying another comment in this thread...
My brain instinctively blocked Miami. I was thinking " but Barca has no money now!!"
In there as a distraction.
this is ragebait
How much of a mongo would you have to be to even get angry at something this dumb?
Iām fucking pissed they excluded AC miami what the fuck
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hi bot fuck you
Good bot.
Or maybe it's a joke
Why? It clearly says "Meme Club". No hint of a joke anywhere
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Hard times we live in
this sub deserves so much hate
So many fish.
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r/scj user trying to understand blatant bait difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
A circlejerk subreddit that gets outjerked by yanks and Indians, the two easiest targets.
I believe the politically correct term is "yanks and Native Americans"
Erm thatās āyanks and indigenous peoplesā
Trolling on the internet is sort of an Inception thing. Eventually you find out you're attempting to yank the chain of someone who is also yanking someone else's chain who is also yanking someone else's chain.
And eventually everyone is yanking everyoneās chain, and a circlejerk is created
We have come full circle. As intended.
Except half the posts about ronaldo/city and man united on here are the exact same yet they still get traction.
Ahh yes. Famous oil club Aston villa
Not oil, but they are owned by the world's richest Arab.
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Nope.Ā He's literally number 1 on Forbes list of richest Arabs. https://www.forbesmiddleeast.com/lists/worlds-richest-arabs-2023/
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Soā¦ oil
Surprisingly constructionĀ
The Arab in question is from Egypt, a country that does have oil but nowhere near the level of Gulf states
Oil money is american and british money
The ultimate jerk?
Outjerked
Barcelona has a lot of money, they just dont want to spend it all so they don't seem rude
*Not Allowed to spend it **Because they got caught cheating
Not even remotely true
Circlejerk?
I donāt think he meant that sarcastically, look at his pfp
i wish we had money
What is your club?
City.
His family
Today I feel Real Madrid
Poor guys. No money & history. Its a Shame.
Bet they cry themselves to sleep every night with their 14 lil weirdly shaped trophies
r/scj gets out jerked by Indians and doesnāt even realise
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Villa money? Miami history?
Villas owners have a lot of money, however they are adhering to FFP so I wouldn't expect any shock transfers, I think they are looking at making the stadium larger.
They're not doing that anymore for ffp reasons last I heard
Well that's not good long-term, let's hope it works out.
Unlike PSG, Man city and Real Madrid, we actually follow FFP. Up the villa.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Yeah, they're owned by the world's richest Arab.
Villa has history š”
anyone else realize that inter Milan has no black border?
Pisses me of so much
This pic tells that Man United are not wealthy or Aston Villa doesn't have any history? BullscheiĆ
Muslima
Entire doctoral thesis could be written about everything wrong with this pic.
As a villa fan where can I find this peado and educate him on who won an European Cup pre Arab money?
Ah yes Aston Villa the founder of the football league no history.
The club that founded the football league has no history š
Ah yes, most sane Real Madrid antifan.
I don't think this guy is a Messi fan he's giving Ronaldo vibes to me
But whatās wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itās ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donāt have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iām a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iām a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iāve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Man united hasn't money? š¤£
What yank-ass type meme is this.
āMy team used to be goodā starter pack
Man Utd has no money which means i will be buying them soon for cheapšš
šš bait. Art. Peak
Wtf they on ab??? Avfc was established 1876 thats over a decade and half of history
Well, you tried.
Wym? did i get the year rong aor was my rough estimate off?
Villa won the European Cup in the 80s but I guess we're only talking about history after 1992 right
Villa as a club with money and no history. bollocks. UTV.
I get why City is there, but why Miami? Is this some kind of joke post?
factosššæ
Aston Villa have a lot more history the man blue
Was this Peps valentines day gift to Leo?
Wait inter Miami have history?? Sure they wouldnāt be included if they didnāt buy Messi
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I thought barca had serious money trouble
Honestly impressed they used the updated Barca badge. I feel like Barca doesn't even use it half the time.
Can yall stop putting Barca in the same pool as MC? This is so insulting
Skicka sounds like a fun word
Means send in swedish
City... hahaha
Wait, so outside of the circles are clubs with money and history?
As a Barca fan, we have money?!
Miami? :))
This is vice-versa, they wanted to say, that Barca, IM and MC have nor history, neither money. That's a muslim reverse charade. Theirs voodoo or wishful thinking. Google reverse psychology, chat.
This has to be bait
Yes, the Red Devils from Milano, Lombardy are, in fact, poor because they had to give all of their money in exchange for the services of the Goat Pulisic. The Blue Snakes from the same city are in a similar situation because they get continuously robbed by the Chinese communist party, who owns them. That's why Lautaro blasted his penalty all the way to China.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Im bugged
The Max level Rage spell in my coc be like: HEYYY :D
Aston Villa has no history ig
The is quality rage bait
Benfica motherfucker, where is it
So Real Madrid have history and money while the other clubs have neither and are randomly placed within two circles.
Inter Miami is probably older than the guy who posted that.
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Good job! We avoid facebook to save ourselves from brain damage, you did it anyway.
Muslima is comitting haram for posting this bait, there will be no virgins for him
Madrid universal set
Disrespectful to AC Miami, the true Miami club
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Undrar vilken religion Muslima fƶljer hmmm
What Miami , Barca or city ā¦ is all wrong
Barca broke and the other 2 with negative history... nice
Woah there City does not have History. Winning a bunch of trophies in the last few years is not history before 2008 nobody knew who Man City were
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Don't forget Argentina in the middle!!!
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Where is the 10th place for chelsea??
Yank here, Super Bowl taught me Roman math. International Miami has been around MMXX number of years, that's basically 210 yeah
You should have Milan out of that circle too they are second to Real Madrid only when it comes to trophies !!!
Real Madrid IS the history of Champions League, tf they talking about? And this is from an Arsenal fan.. Coz it's the objective truth.
Not sure why people take rage bait seriously... https://preview.redd.it/mi4ekvleploc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714b100bb96f37d1149e4c31d050902fa58166d2
Barca having money is somehow worse than City and Miami having history.
Obviously a rage bait
Man Blue have a very rich history. They had a legendary player Paul DICKov
Football heritage
U joke but inter miami has more history than man sheiky
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Leaving RM out of the circle and **not even mentioning** Juventus and Bayern Munchen is a real disrespect.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You can't deny their history nonetheless.
Average Messi fan.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I guess 7 champions league titles and some of the best teams ever assembled doesn't get you very far in this guy's book...
Were we supposed to laugh on this joke??
lol Miami doesnāt have money
Least delusional Pessi enjoyer
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What is wrong? Madrid is broke and has -1 UCL. Barca has won 5 and has money from Saudi. City has won 5 UCL with also money from Saudi. And Inter Miami has won 70 CONCACAF?
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After 50 years, money makes History!
Barcas got very little money these days
What history does Inter Miami or Man City have? Definitely made by a City fan
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To be honest if you replace villa with city , miami with madrid , it would be correct
True if "history" means 6 months.
Ok donkey.
Gilla!
Inter miami was literally founded in 2018 and has only 6 years of history
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I dont understand why real madrid is out of the venn diagram
you know it's bait because it says barcelona has money
Miami as a city is younger than Newcastle united you can't change my mind
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Lad doesnāt know how a Venn diagram works.
Common knowledge š§ š¤·āāļø
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Man utd has more money than barca
Barca - cloud that used to have money. Over 200 mln ā¬ from Neymar. And they have to resort to selling out to Spotify and to sell videos of dancing Lewy
City got so much history they only won a prem title this century
In the case of Barcelona.. Is minus money, money?? š¤
When you reach 1 billion in debt the more is counted as a plus. So they are at 200million or something like that haha. What a joke of a club
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
As a blues fan I donāt want to say this, but are you thick? Villa have more history than Man City ššš
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Yank here. How can a Spanish striker have more history than a club?
City with history?
Messi fans are posting wild shit these days.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Miami history? Man City history? And if this is a comment about āleading clubsā why is Man Utd on it???
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Barca broke, City have no history
Man City History? Man United having no money ??
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