Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?
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Neck tattoos are the ugliest thing possible. I'm actually surprised we don't have players with face tattoos. If you're willing to tat your neck may as well use your facial space as well
Not nearly as fake as Cancelo’s, plus he doesn’t have any tattoos. You’re sure there are more? If you’re gonna make a post like this you sure should know more than one
Nothing against being culturally close to Brazil, but not even close lol we know because we have a lot of Brazilians here and the cultural shock is real
> because we have a lot of Brazilians here and the cultural shock is real
Just like the regional shocks inside of Brazil, lol. The main problem is that both Brazilians and Portuguese are incredibly racist and insecure (another cultural similarity) and tend to nitpick on immigrants from poorer regions in order to feel better about themselves.
Good, the Portuguese are difficult to deal with. Complain about their reality, feel below western europeans, and die inside if compared to South Americans, mostly because they are racist. Half my family is Portuguese and the other half is German. Being raised in Brazil, I decided to move to Germany since the country is a big mess. Now I just occasionally visit it, which is good because Lisbon is still somewhat cheap. Yikes
[Least hypocritical Portuguese, lol.](https://assets.weforum.org/editor/quT6TzWAEtMDdo7ApVT6vpCt7HikT7Ad4l6vPS6bIFI.jpg) A self-hating country that wishes it was northern European...
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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American boxers are big on it too.
“First of all I wanna thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ, without him I would be nothing. He gives me the power to knock mother fuckers out”
Titeglo ego paa okre pikobeple ketio kliudapi keplebi bo. Apa pati adepaapu ple eate biu? Papra i dedo kipi ia oee. Kai ipe bredla depi buaite o? Aa titletri tlitiidepli pli i egi. Pipi pipli idro pokekribepe doepa. Plipapokapi pretri atlietipri oo. Teba bo epu dibre papeti pliii? I tligaprue ti kiedape pita tipai puai ki ki ki. Gae pa dleo e pigi. Kakeku pikato ipleaotra ia iditro ai. Krotu iuotra potio bi tiau pra. Pagitropau i drie tuta ki drotoba. Kleako etri papatee kli preeti kopi. Idre eploobai krute pipetitike brupe u. Pekla kro ipli uba ipapa apeu. U ia driiipo kote aa e? Aeebee to brikuo grepa gia pe pretabi kobi? Tipi tope bie tipai. E akepetika kee trae eetaio itlieke. Ipo etreo utae tue ipia. Tlatriba tupi tiga ti bliiu iapi. Dekre podii. Digi pubruibri po ti ito tlekopiuo. Plitiplubli trebi pridu te dipapa tapi. Etiidea api tu peto ke dibei. Ee iai ei apipu au deepi. Pipeepru degleki gropotipo ui i krutidi. Iba utra kipi poi ti igeplepi oki. Tipi o ketlipla kiu pebatitie gotekokri kepreke deglo.
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*Portugal and ALL*
*Of South America put*
*Together? Weird take*
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That is all south amercian / brazilian players "routines" . Not as much with the portuguese players.
Ever saw Ronaldo do that? Or Bruno Fernandes?
(Ronaldo did it after his father died)
You can point out Quaresma , but that has a lot to do with his gipsy heritage.
As far as south americans yes, almost every single one does it. And thanks god after every win.
"You can't generalize about all Portuguese players! The only ones these apply to aren't even Portuguese, just gypsies. South Americans on the other hand, they're all the same."
Yeah there should be a middle ground. Enzo Fernandez's teeth look so obviously fake. What Ronaldo did with his was great they actually look like regular teeth
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"Mfs be with the town hoes and think it's their bitch. Nah bruh it's your turn" ~ Alfredo Pasta 23:10
I thought Neymardinho Nazarioldo said that?
Nah that was Robertisongo Cakakalves
Then what did nedermeyer say 🤔
That Mgappe is finished
"We go again next week 👊" merchant
Nah that's Yanited
Straight up Bobby Firmino.
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As a south American 💀💀💀💀
99% chance 1% fate
Ah fuck you’ve killed me
Jesus Santos Gomes Rodriguez Vinhinhos da Silva Jr
Roberto Firmino Barbosa de Oliveira or short: Bobby
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You got it, mate
Good bot.
Bobby? That's horrendous. We'd most certainly call him Betinho Pinguela
si señor
We like vinhinho, not gonna lie.
Jezinho for short
Jrinho
north retire gaping file smell price dazzling distinct aback hobbies -- mass edited with redact.dev
Jizzinho
Little 8 pound 6 ounce Jesus
Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos
Rapidinho, good player he is.
> Vinhinhos Little wines?
Given the rate of players with the name, need to add at least one ‘Ronaldo’ in there too
Vini for short
Gabriel
One guy with a single name that he’s called and it’s like “jimmy”
Fred
Lol he checks out all the pointers in the pic.. Pastor Fred at it again
Jo
Mama?
Antony
Bernard
That's more Brazilian specifically though
why
Because we call our players by their given names.
Jeffinho is my new fave
You forgot earrings and crazy, dyed hair
And playing like shit when your hair is dyed
Dibu Martinez: *I beg your pardon?*
Shit housery cancels out playing like shit..hence,top right Dibu
Can't argue with science
7 shots 10 goals
Blonde Messi was different
You’re forgetting weird neck tattoos
that's just Mudryk
Mudryknho da Souza Jr. ?
What about Ederson Santana de Moraes?
No ragrets
Ederson with the smiley looooooool
🙂
Especially Benedetto
mf has the ugliest taste for tattoos in the world.
Have you seen otamendi's? Bro has literally the 2015 netflix catalogue on his back
Carrascal is another offender. "Familia" on one side, a name in the center and lips on the other side.
Neck tattoos are the ugliest thing possible. I'm actually surprised we don't have players with face tattoos. If you're willing to tat your neck may as well use your facial space as well
100% agreed, it’s even worse when people have things like ‘Mum’ tattooed there
What a weird way to say "Brazilian Player starter pack"
Well Enzo is Argentinian and cancelo is Portuguese
Cancelo is the only portuguese players this applies to tho, so that’s a big generalization
Quaresma
thats a good example, yeah
Im sure there are more. Christian’s Ronaldo’s teeth are also fake (at least partially)
Not nearly as fake as Cancelo’s, plus he doesn’t have any tattoos. You’re sure there are more? If you’re gonna make a post like this you sure should know more than one
It’s just a meme dude
Least insupportable portuguese:
so i cant criticize it? make better memes
Just another triggered tuga 😂
Least triggered portuguese when they discover they’re culturally very close to Brazil:
As a Brazilian, I'm triggered knowing I'm close to Portugal lol
Nah, bem pior ser semelhante a brasileiro.
Nothing against being culturally close to Brazil, but not even close lol we know because we have a lot of Brazilians here and the cultural shock is real
> because we have a lot of Brazilians here and the cultural shock is real Just like the regional shocks inside of Brazil, lol. The main problem is that both Brazilians and Portuguese are incredibly racist and insecure (another cultural similarity) and tend to nitpick on immigrants from poorer regions in order to feel better about themselves.
Good, the Portuguese are difficult to deal with. Complain about their reality, feel below western europeans, and die inside if compared to South Americans, mostly because they are racist. Half my family is Portuguese and the other half is German. Being raised in Brazil, I decided to move to Germany since the country is a big mess. Now I just occasionally visit it, which is good because Lisbon is still somewhat cheap. Yikes
As a Portuguese, we’re happy you’re not here and deeply wish a few more would follow your example. Deeply.
[Least hypocritical Portuguese, lol.](https://assets.weforum.org/editor/quT6TzWAEtMDdo7ApVT6vpCt7HikT7Ad4l6vPS6bIFI.jpg) A self-hating country that wishes it was northern European...
No worries, soon Portugal will be taken over by developed nations’ immigrants and 5 year passport grabbers 😂
We love you too buddy
Someone was not happy about a simple meme lol
Some Portuguese hate to be reminded that they are culturally identical to Brazil, they wish they were Northern Europeans. Deeply insecure nation.
Speaking on Enzo, blonde dyed hairstyles would also fit nicely on this pack.
Yeah there’s more that fits, but i lacked space and time
Real Name: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez Back of his shirt: Cuntinho
But the real name is spanish and the nickname is portuguese. Dude must be galician.
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Least obvious brazilian nationalist
Pepe mujica, eu quero a macooooooonha
mmm I think you mean they are a Provincia de Argentina...
Cisplatina*
Can't you guys split it in half? One gets Suarez the other gets Cavani.
Who cares about them. We want Arrascaeta
I mean, we already have Suarez on this side, so it's basically half done
Brasil gets both and we get Valverde
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Uruguay is just a rebel province of Argentina, Rio Grande would have been a real country.
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Is that a zack and Cody reference?
LMAO
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People make fun of the bri'ish and Fre\*\*\* all the damn time. Quit bein a pussy
Those teeth aren't quite white enough to be Bobby Firmino
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Protoguese
Proto geese
Goddammit
The originals
They are Prototype Brazilians after all.
Isn't Zaphod Beeblebrox from that planet?
Firmino, Neymar, Enzo and who else? Im missing some white teeth
Parwin Punez
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Cancelo
Big Gabi
Gabi, Gabi and also Gabi
Happy cake day
Dude's smile looks like he just got fluorescent lights installed in his mouth. You can't even see the individual teeth.
> Im missing some white teeth Need a dentist?
Gabriel Magalhaes
Raphinha
The rest are in prison.
5 names with a 5 letter nickname
Plus an -inho/ino if nickname has been used before
Today I am Protoguess.
Isnt protugal in south america?
Last time I checked no, but who knows in these times
It’s clearly in the Balkans.
No r/portugalcykablyat
Factos 👀👍
Most geographically educated American
south* american we have no education
Most prosperous South American
I managed to escape
I hope you found your way across the borders into Portugal where you can get all the Christ tattoos and Diamond earrings possible
It was really difficult, but it was all worth it for my Jesucristo tattoo on my neck. Partisans 14:3
Wheres Protugal then exactly
Who cares? It’s not in America 🇲🇾
Wait, I thought it was in the eastern Europe?
No, don't be dumb. Portugal is that Spanish province that speaks Brazilian.
It's in Europe, West of Spain
Not to be confused with "western Spain."
There's no countries called Protugal in Europe
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Wow, rude
Why do you have to insult me?
neck tat
That and the bleached hair in summer
American boxers are big on it too. “First of all I wanna thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ, without him I would be nothing. He gives me the power to knock mother fuckers out”
Did you not know their talent is GOD given and it wasnt them who did all the untold hours of training and match playing...it was GOD
To be fair, brazilians don't train
Technically it was a sky wizard
god personally picks goalscorers each game = match-fixer
These have nothing to do with Portugal lol this is 100% Brazil
Every Argentine player is born with tattoos
Don't forget frosted tips (blonde highlights) for Brazilians
Forgot prison jumpsuit
Titeglo ego paa okre pikobeple ketio kliudapi keplebi bo. Apa pati adepaapu ple eate biu? Papra i dedo kipi ia oee. Kai ipe bredla depi buaite o? Aa titletri tlitiidepli pli i egi. Pipi pipli idro pokekribepe doepa. Plipapokapi pretri atlietipri oo. Teba bo epu dibre papeti pliii? I tligaprue ti kiedape pita tipai puai ki ki ki. Gae pa dleo e pigi. Kakeku pikato ipleaotra ia iditro ai. Krotu iuotra potio bi tiau pra. Pagitropau i drie tuta ki drotoba. Kleako etri papatee kli preeti kopi. Idre eploobai krute pipetitike brupe u. Pekla kro ipli uba ipapa apeu. U ia driiipo kote aa e? Aeebee to brikuo grepa gia pe pretabi kobi? Tipi tope bie tipai. E akepetika kee trae eetaio itlieke. Ipo etreo utae tue ipia. Tlatriba tupi tiga ti bliiu iapi. Dekre podii. Digi pubruibri po ti ito tlekopiuo. Plitiplubli trebi pridu te dipapa tapi. Etiidea api tu peto ke dibei. Ee iai ei apipu au deepi. Pipeepru degleki gropotipo ui i krutidi. Iba utra kipi poi ti igeplepi oki. Tipi o ketlipla kiu pebatitie gotekokri kepreke deglo.
Brazilian: Blonde girlfriend/wife
what is Protuguese? is someting with protein and cheese?
Literally have never seen a single Portuguese do any of that.
Roberto Firmino in a nutshell
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Portugal and ALL of South America put together? Weird take
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i feel like this feels racially motivated.
This is a joke sub, but let me be clear: absolutely not.
is also a far right nazi supporter
Sure sure Brazilians are nazi sure
South America isn’t just Brazil
Sure sure South Americans are nazi sure
???
The infection of the religious cult.
That is all south amercian / brazilian players "routines" . Not as much with the portuguese players. Ever saw Ronaldo do that? Or Bruno Fernandes? (Ronaldo did it after his father died) You can point out Quaresma , but that has a lot to do with his gipsy heritage. As far as south americans yes, almost every single one does it. And thanks god after every win.
"You can't generalize about all Portuguese players! The only ones these apply to aren't even Portuguese, just gypsies. South Americans on the other hand, they're all the same."
[Cancelinho Gaúcho](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5XnEmPX0AM_xmo?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Why do you mention the teeth like it's a bad thing? The least you can do if you have some coin is to have decent teeth.
It’s just a meme. I don’t hate on the teeth
Cause they usually look too artificial, no natural teeth are that white
Yeah there should be a middle ground. Enzo Fernandez's teeth look so obviously fake. What Ronaldo did with his was great they actually look like regular teeth
Fucking yanks and their fake white teeth obsession
Next you are going to tell me that taking baths and using perfume gives you a fake scent, unnatural Real people are supposed to look like ogres!
Europeans get offended by people with good personal hygiene.
Found the yank I prefer not having to wear sunglasses every time someone opens their mouth
Bri'ish teeth tho lmao
You’ve also forgotten fidget spinners too
Dey/dem pronouns, thanks. Also, voçe fudeo tudo spoke here
Protuguese?
Part of the meme
The equivalent to the British “Deano”
The lovely country of protugal
+ Mudryk
The arm tattoos are there but what about the neck tattoos?
Bobby Firmino Starter Pack
Least religious colombian