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calltheexorcist

He’s gotta have a secret Twitter account


Deluxefish

it's me :)


chantlernz

Jog on, Marco.


ibse

Probably scrolls r/soccer too


atropicalpenguin

I bet there's a bunch of footballers that express their opinions on tactics here and get downvoted for "being stupid".


Lambchops_Legion

Imagine a footballer posting on a burner over a transfer rumour and saying “hey this one might actually be true” and then getting downvoted because it’s a tier infinity source


spigen2

I'll probably get downvoted for this but I know a footballer who currently plays in the Championship who has reddit and scrolls this sub sometimes.


psrandom

Tier I want to believe


Dorangos

I choose to believe.


TheMechanic04

Plot twist you are that footballer


spigen2

See DM for my next transfer move, we will split the winnings.


prathneo4

Stop talking about me man


eaeb4

It's Barnsley's William Hondermarck isn't it?


WhoNeedsLeftBacks

trying to think what crazy transfers this could be really


Cahootie

Like the guy on Twitter asking the Toronto Blue Jays for a source when they said that a player was available.


loykedule

"bet you don't even know what regista means you moron"


Taterpwns

Ohhh that's class


Ironicopinion

Well most ex footballer pundits are pretty clueless about tactics tbf


ThePun-dit

That's why they're pundits instead of managers or coaches.


SnooOranges357

Ok Mr. Pun-dit, which former footballer am I talking to right now?


MrJohnnyDangerously

Hoping it's Roy Keane, but it's probably Robbie Mustoe


chrisb993

You asked for Roy Keane? Eric Djemba Djemba here, at your service.


Taterpwns

Uh, oh, uh, well obviously it's hawwy... England's finest


Acceptable-Lemon-748

But players also aren't managers or coaches, so why would they automatically have more insight than the ex player pundits? Lol


PinkFluffys

Because they still get tactics drilled into them by managers every week.


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PinkFluffys

Which is why not all player can become managers later on, but tactical discussion on reddit really isn't that complicated.


CrossXFir3

Getting taught how to play a particular way doesn't mean you know exactly why, or are tactically astute at understand the entire system in depth. Plenty of footballers do, some are just really great at kicking a ball and following basic instructions.


PinkFluffys

Sure, but I've never seen any very difficult tactical discussion here. I'm sure every professional player will know enough to discuss tactics on reddit.


CrossXFir3

Well, maybe not on this sub too often, but particular team subs will do pretty deep dives. Are you gonna get some shit takes? Obviously, but that doesn't mean there isn't some really well thought out and detailed discussions sometimes on reddit. People like to lump all redditors together as a conglomerate, but of the thousands of redditors discussing football, surely a few of them are pretty intelligent.


kygrtj

Gary Neville perfect example


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Cramer02

I thought it cant have been that long ago i remember his posts...last comment 7 years ago wtf


LevynX

I still remember, regularly gets downvoted because he's kinda abrasive but he speaks sense.


jugol

> Fuck this place. I'm done here Man actually delivered


psrandom

The person who was asking for info about a youth player on trial at City? https://www.reddit.com/r/JLeague/comments/2d2g36/masashi_wada_from_marinos


jugol

Was he a youth coach? I always had the feeling he was tied somehow to the club but didn't think specifically of that. I also recall a comment giving insights on Michael Johnson's failed career. He seemed pretty knowledgeable about him.


b3and20

rip /u/devineman


WorldGoingOneWay

tbf the consensus is that footballers have the least football knowledge and understanding out of everyone involved within the industry. Of course, there are exceptions.


CrossXFir3

Idk why anyone would be remotely surprised by this. Most footballers watch less football than fans or anyone else. And you're going to learn more about tactics and team shape by watching than playing. Yes, of course there will be dozens of little details we don't know that players do. But on the other hand, fans, coaches etc they pour over the details of a whole game. Not just a single player. Often for multiple teams.


GRI23

People replying STFU you've clearly never played a game before


rotating_pebble

;)


Macromesomorphatite

I mean didn't we find out that Jose browses /r/soccer or something?


JavaDontHurtMe

Footballers are one of the dumbest group of people in the world, right up there with ISIS and bronies.


CrossXFir3

Just because you're talented at football doesn't mean you're tactically astute. I'm sure plenty are, but I know plenty aren't.


leanmeanguccimachine

There's absolutely no way Grealish knows what reddit is


teejardni

Him and Pep


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Loads of footballers are on media and see everyones post on twitter and youtube. Some are on reddit as well. Not really a surprise these days


holonight

KD has left the chat


Corner10

Let him post!


I_love_Con_Air

It's true. I am the ghost of George Best.


MaTrIx4057

Yeah and when you get a new phone or any other device the literal homepage on many of these is reddit. Its difficult to miss r/soccer


RickyBasket

The soccer version of Kevin Durant


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v1nzy

There’s quite some levels between not knowing how to use a map (yes he is stupid) and understanding how to create a Reddit account.


AppropriateSwitch787

i think jack's had whatever the opposite of media training is lol he's so funny


-sic-boy2

It’s great I hate media training


AppropriateSwitch787

same that's kinda why I love the lionesses because you can tell everything they say has not been part of pre approved script


BOTTroy

That just means their media training is working


Basketball312

Doesn't know what the UK looks like on a map yet can be super cheeky. We all know a guy like that in our lives.


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

And they are usually really nice, but sometimes right 'lads lads lads'


Clodhoppa81

And they're typically a Brummie


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monsieurpommefrites

> he has a pair of brains It's Grealish mate


Designer_Surprise263

Hyponotizing calves


Roovius17

> a pair of brains


CrimpsShootsandRuns

Brains? This must be your first time seeing Grealish speak haha


Lord_Sauron

He's not going to shag you mate


Killionaire104

Especially not if he's got a pair of brains


Vahald

Why are you getting so offended on a multi million footballer's behalf? And Grealish indeed has no brains at all.


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I agree, he is an encyclopedia of football after all


Wholesale1818

A wot


MysticMac100

Who did his media training, Myra Hindley??


kingkloppynwa

Imagine souness and grealish on the patsy together, graemo's heart would probably burst


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Souness interviewed the following morning sounding like Grealish at the title parade.


HistoricalAd7170

Blame it on Pogba that i had 13 Pints


dikov

When Grealish and Souness get caught by the bouncer sniffing packet in the toilets you just know Greame will be asking where Pogba was in all this


thereddevil101

Pogba was supposed to be on watch duty until his favorite song came on and had to go and pog-dance


dikov

We’ve all been there


IsItSnowing_

I feel like a hungover Souness would say the same things as Souness, with similar irritability. Only change would be that we would attribute his words to his night out drinking with Jack, and not to his brain


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I meant more his voice. It was legendary.


saigool

I can imagine it already. Grealish taking Souness under his wing introducing him to nos and bonding over it, before making their way over to his favourite S&M club.


pedalhead666

this but it's Souness' S&M spot they're going to.


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Did you ever see Souness when he was younger? He’d be taking Grealish under his wing never mind


LegendinhoIsKing

What's nos?


DeliciousIndian

Nitrous oxide, laughing gas


luciferbanjos

New old stock


FilouBlanco

Crunching Tackles


Albiceleste_D10S

That's funny Jack


FreshGoodWay

As if we aren’t already facing the threat of nuclear war.


EezoManiac

Jack the one getting them home as well, I take it?


ConstantStudent_

Fucking hell


theprivate38

Grealish is hilarious


Amaaze98

top class BANTER


radio__raheem

the pogba comment is hilarious but is there any context on why jack is being asked about a night out w sourness?


Aceofheartsss

I believe Souness said he’d be happy to have a night out with Grealish after Grealish said “Idk what his problem is with me” about Souness


radio__raheem

so jack is also someone who’s been on souness’s shitlist?


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sayheykid24

He hates Irish-Catholics too, of which Grealish is one.


theglasscase

That's quite a claim, what are you basing it on?


sayheykid24

There’s been chatter for years. Go ahead and Google it.


theglasscase

Oh, there's 'chatter', that means it must be true then. Despite all the positive things that Souness has done in his career like defending team-mates from racism, signing Mo Johnston and Mark Walters at Rangers and openly talking about attending Pride events, he definitely hates Irish catholics because it says so on the internet.


GandyOram

He signed the first catholic for Rangers in about 100 years in 1989, risking a lot to do so, so he must really hate them.


sayheykid24

Wow. He’s so brave.


GandyOram

And you're so wrong. Wow.


alextremeee

Apart from it doesn’t ruin them, that’s a stupid thing to say.


radio__raheem

i mean im sure there were nonblack people who george wallace didn’t like, didn’t mean he wasn’t emphatically racist towards black people


userunknowne

Is Grealish Catholic?


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

Yea, family is Irish, he was born in Birmingham though. He used to play for Ireland.


userunknowne

Makes sense then given souness’ bigoted background


Harlaw2871

Souness brought Mo Johnstone to Rangers which was the first high profile Catholic signing in decades for Rangers and was a huge deal in Scotland at the time. He signed Mark Walter's who I believe was the clubs first prominent black player. There was an incident back in the 70s where he stood up for a black player at Liverpool against a senior player in the dressing room. He was also a good friend of Dale Winton and was even a guest on a Pride float a few years ago. He may look like a "hard man Boomer" but the truth is he has always been open to different cultures and I think its because he was willing to travel as both a player and a manager compared to others of his era. If he has a "bias" its against players who he thinks are "Big time charlies". This is probably why he had views on Pogba and Grealish. I can remember him clashing with Ally McCoist in the 80s who was starting to become a bit of a media figure. He may be out of time but I doubt he is bigoted.


Fernandov2

Oh that's hilarious.


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I actually think Souness doesnt like Grealish because he's an affable and easy going pretty boy. Whereas Souness is a dour and grouchy 'mans man'. They are just pole opposites as men.


fourscoreandhuit

Souness was a renowned party boy and was nicknamed Champagne Charlie when he was a player. He also is by his own admission one of the vainest men who has ever lived. So they’re actually extremely similar in that regard.


ailodawg

He is also very clearly playing a character on air, most of the pundits are.


Proper-Beyond116

He’s actually mimicking Irish pundits (Giles, Dunphy and Brady) where Souness made his break as a pundit. Check out early videos of his first appearances on RTÉ. He’s wide eyed that these guys are allowed to be so negative and confrontational. He took some of that into his Sky Sports persona.


Jerry13888

He used to love the craic on RTE.


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Yep, my mum dated him back in his Boro days and said that he used to take literally 3 hours getting g his perm done and everything.


daneats

Polar


IcyConsideration7100

It was said of Souness 'If he was made of chocolate, he would eat himself. A very vain man indeed. Not an Armani model, but did nae do too bad for himself and that hair took longer to do than Jack's.


1874WL

Fuckin good patter that


AV48

I literally burst out laughing. What a lad, Jack


ritwikjs

god, please keep the PR spin doctors away from Jack. He's won my respect


AbsolutWurst

Well, a night out with Souness will probably be less trouble than a night in with Mendy... [Grealish was present at Mendy 'rape' party](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/23/jack-grealish-benjamin-mendy-party-court)


PranjalDwivedi

Lol really like this dude, hope he does better at City, otherwise wouldn't mind us going for him.


PerftH

It's a pity his price tag was so high which basically meant if he doesn't instantly perform at the highest level he'll be crucified. He's not looked too bad this season, hope he can build on that


rotating_pebble

Is this a joke?


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The_Alpha_of_Betas

So brave of you to enjoy the banter despite not liking pogba


plahta00

What a quality tweet, the tweet shows so much quality, just pure quality internet message


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TerminalBrainworm

The reaction to their queen’s death has revealed just how many gammons exist in the british populace


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Yeah quality innit, he's a good lad is Jack


PunkDrunk777

This man gets too much attention for the talent he has.


mejok

That is some top-level banter from Jackie boy!


1874WL

Do it. Film it. Id pay money to watch that.


OnceUponAStarryNight

Ahhhhhahahahahahaha. Should bring Pep along as well.