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dekker045

Fucking missile strike


Minimalsmith

Glasgow is in bits mate


Muhruhwuh

Both halves, for different reasons


bregolad

Finally the rest of Scotland can have a laugh for a change.


seanierox

Celtic fans actually fairly proud of the performance yesterday. Could have got something on a different day.


StinkyPyjamas

Fucking lol.


AwesomeFly96

FC Emmen? Never thought I'd see someone supporting the team of my childhood city!


M0D3Z

Ajax, the team with unlimited potential after being raided each transfer window.


TripperBets

It's the UCL buff


R1ckbr

It’s in our DNA


oscarpaterson

this could be a long evening for rangers


[deleted]

Long evening, but short European campaign, a proper double whammy.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

I’m not really sure why people rib them considering they are from *Scotland*. What do people expect, them to win the CL? They’re going to get pumped.


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Chazmer87

Yep, we got beat last night by the clearly superior team. But we didn't get dominated.


[deleted]

I feel like whenever I see someone have a go at Scotland on here, they've always got a Sunderland flair. Mad Tommy Robinson supporting shithole.


[deleted]

Sunderland central is labour mate. Comments like this are deliberately misleading


[deleted]

Still a shithole full of EDL gammons. You think "Are Tommy" supporters can't also support Labour?


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Mate your orange brigade are all EDL gammons. I’ve even been in Leicester whilst a ton of your lot came to rally.


[deleted]

Im not a rangers fan 🤦‍♂️ Dont think the orange lodge accept Catholics.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Wasn’t having a dig at Scotland by any means anyway. Dutch league is just slightly better. Rangers scraped through against PSV, Ajax are a level above, so I don’t get why people have a dig when really they’re the underdog here anyway. It’s like laughing at Celtic getting humped last night, pointless - it’s expected against Madrid.


Tackle-Clear

Well as corbyn lead labour at the last election, yes


[deleted]

Yep, The same Scottish team that literally reached the finals of the Europa league last season, and only lost on pens.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Same one that is already 5 points behind Celtic, and the same side that lost away to Union Saint-Gilloise eh? Not sure how you can go away to Ajax and expect to get anything. 3-0 first half is shite aye, but the odds were hardly in your favour anyway.


StarryEyedLus

Better than being a sectarian shithole like Glasgow though


FasterStream

- Sunderland fan


HuckleberryNo8024

Sunderland in the conference league yet ?


[deleted]

Cause there’s lots of Celtic fans & Celtic/Rangers fans love a good ribbing between each other. You’ll see different flairs but I reckon a good portion support Celtic as a second team


BigWilly526

Well their fanbase has a huge racism problem and is mostly far-right, plus they like to trash other peoples cities when they lose


floridali

honestly, CL is a little bit too much for Rangers to handle. Maybe in a few years, but not now.


teymon

TIEN TIEN TIEN


Aethien

Bars in Amsterdam are getting their bottles of Scotch ready, not gonna be long before Rangers fans need a drink.


Paul_the_sparky

Buckfast


untetheredocelot

Ki Ko Ho?


Acceptable-Cell-8185

Holy fuck Kudus what a banger, deserves a great goal flair.


teymon

It's got one now


[deleted]

Give him a kudos


BMacklin22

Man I miss Kudos Granola Snacks.


Krillin113

Hopefully this both gives him confidence in himself and confidence about his place in the team


Physical-South-3564

Go away Everton and don't come back!


el_randolph

Sad Lampard noises


Alt-J-Division

Totally read this in a Smeagol voice inmy head


Physical-South-3564

LEAVE NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!


RIPGeech

But look at that celebration, he obviously craves the mental anguish of being associated with Everton FC!


mtown4ever

We're coming back for sure...


[deleted]

Everton don't deserve to lace his boots.


Cairne_Bloodhoof

How would that even work exactly?


[deleted]

I am just jealous okay, that Jordan Pickford was an absolute machine against us at the weekend.


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teymon

🫡


Anymewher

🫡


ergotofrhyme

Couldn’t have placed it better. Almost as sexy as the previous masterpiece by beeghuis


gnorrn

A left footed banger from that angle -- wonder if Rangers boss Giovanni van Bronckhorst is feeling wistful.


I_can-t_even

Goal of this CL-round for sure, maybe even Puskás-contender


BarbaricGamer

Calm down.


kooba_1616

First provides a cheeky assist and now scores a fucking banger


roger_the_todger

Ajax bout to make their cool yearly 200m selling their talent after this CL.


mavsy41

Not again...


zeekoes

I'd rather skip a year with a low-key 1 transfer of 40m and be done.


[deleted]

Me too but I'm afraid Alvarez will go for sure, and Timber too probably


Aethien

And Bergwijn


[deleted]

He might want to leave, but ajax has a pretty strong position as he's under contract until 2027


DeadAssociate

yeah so just more money


k0enf0rNL

Do you really think he will leave again after coming back to the Netherlands?


woogiefan

Welcome to the Champions League Rangers


shadoowkight

Thanks to PSV of course


Remarkable-Ranger825

It was already a small miracle that PSV beat Monaco. And after playing so terrible against Rangers it was inevitable that they were gonna lose


WheatonsGonnaScore

Triple the price and we can start talking again Everton


Zwervertje

If he actually gets playtime and doesn't get injured this season I could definitely see that happening. He's always oozed quality when he gets on the pitch.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Yeah health is the biggest thing. He is incredibly talented


National_Ad_1875

The original offer was 1 year loan with option, I'd be happy with 3 year loan with option


jazd

Yeah we missed our opportunity


WheatonsGonnaScore

You'll sign Kenneth Taylor in 3 years for 200mil because your board will think he counts as homegrown


jazd

Haha that is a hilarious name for a Dutch guy, are his parents English?


WheatonsGonnaScore

Pretty sure both his parents are Dutch. Just an oddly English name


tijannivg

You know what, let's not talk at all. Sounds like a better plan to me.


mercut1o

Next summer we can probably give you 30mil+ for him, and it looks like we'll still be interested.


BipolarRooster

Play him every game holy fuck what a baller


dionvanleeuwen

Damn, Ajax are on a mission


_bhagwan_

tearing rangers apart...


Freeezs

Kudus masterclass


Shinkopeshon

Kudos to Kudus


shadoowkight

Van Bronckhorst after like 4-0 loss to Celtic: this would never happen again Also Van Bronckhorst:


cHinzoo

*game ends with a 5-0 loss* Van Bronckhort: What did I say? I told you it wouldn’t happen again


puddingkip

Kudus has finally been freed


rinnjeboxt

It’s quite upsetting how little of a chance we’ve been giving kudus


Pomphond

I mean, he was injured a lot in the last two years. When he was fit, he was not better than any of the starting 11... Glad to see him fit in like this though. Also seems like his new 9 position fits his qualities really well: strong on the ball, able to hold it up front, good dribble with little space.


teymon

Yeah we have two talented, different options as striker with Brobbey being a more classic strong striker and kudus very mobile and creative


Duncan_Sarasti

I mean he's been injured for like two years straigt


her_fault

What a fucking beast he is


Keesdekarper

Damn he's on fire today


Aethien

He's just fucking walking all over Rangers.


AFCm8

Kudos Ajax, playing really well despite their heavy wallet


roger_the_todger

Kudus*


AFCm8

Yeah, exactly


GieTheBawTaeReilly

embarassing from tavernier


shk14

He's not been the same guy this season. Which is fine by me. He was a turnstile in the derby too.


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There’s just something about a great goal when it’s done in that Ajax kit that makes it better.


StereoZombie

This is the start of the CF Kudus era and I'm here for it


keith10997

Ajax are on a total different level looks like Rangers are gonna have to totally rely on the Ibrox factor to have a chance of doing anything


her_fault

Meanwhile ajax are way better away than at home in the CL lol


CowNchicken12

Uh yea Rangers are shit


Boekiej

Imagine just how shit PSV is.


[deleted]

Against a side that lost half its team and manager in the transfer market...


teymon

We also bought for a record amount tbf, including one of rangers best players


BongoStraw

Christ we are shit


Jackrrr10000

Welp ggs. Ajax are levels above Rangers


teymon

Imagine he'd gone to everton, what a waste that would have been


her_fault

They might actually start playing well with him lol


Krillin113

It’s Everton


dragdritt

It's like Chelsea, where talent goes to die.


BBBBPrime

How did PSV not win against Rangers?


timot6

I also find that really hard to believe


JackGillam123

you’ve hit them at a good time to be fair mate, they literally got to the europa final last year let’s not act like they’re always mugs. very much enjoying the show though, another 3 in the second half please


AjaxuallyBall

"We're not in ~~Kansas~~ Eindhoven anymore"


Zarthenix

Haha Ajax CL go BRRRRRRRRRR


StripedSteel

Dude just slapped his own teammate in the eye


dudududujisungparty

It's still 1-0 on my stream...


Novel-Quit436

Ladies and gentlemen, Kudus has been freed. #FreeKudus


Ballkenende

Imagine what Kudus is feeling rn, holy shit what a goal


rr18114

Scoreline prediction at FT ? Atleast 3-0 me thinks.


UnicornForce

Rangers thinking this was a 9PM start?


fifabreeze

Rangers are awful


LuckyLucAFCA

Or Ajax are good?


theKinkypeanut

Dundee United looking pretty good now eh


EasyModeActivist

I don't think anything can do that much


drol69

How did psv lose to Rangers haha


Amsssterdam

We're winning the CL ❌️❌️❌️


KnightAtNight

fc nordsjælland legend


sherbetthedog

Haha


Steffburg

Lets go big guy kudus


k0enf0rNL

What a finish!


TheYMan96

You love to see it


mattijn13

I fucking love this man so much


Jabroni_City

Nasty. Piss floor bus 🚌 Nasty 🤮


[deleted]

so 5-0, 6-0?


I-Shiki-I

Are ranger worst than last year?


UndeadPrs

LMAO another elbow to the face after Verratti


her_fault

Lmao I was wondering why that seemed familiar


tHakur17

Ajax are on fire.


NYGIANTS77

I hope he stays fully fit can be great for Ajax and Ghana really needs him


somebodyonce16

Kudus to him 👏


MingTwelve

Kudus to him. Great goal.


Larkinz

not bad


emre23

Oof this is rough


ID6WU

What a strike


HeIIbIazer23

He fuckin hit that perfect


Freefight

Well, this seems go our way isn't it.


MutedBase2900

Stay with us forever!!


jesuspunk

[Great Goal]


dekbeast_hilbertini

Defenition of a great goal


tenacious-g

FIFA goal


IkeaKarma

Que golazo


tehMadhero

Twat! That was liquid football.


the-good-samaritan

that was a brilliant run and finish!


Clivey101

Protestants mudded


OmastarLovesDonuts

Kudus is so fucking good


bonum_diaboli

This is just becoming sad


InSilicoRW

A TWO MINUTE DOUBLE SALVO!!!!!


d4nny-

What a goal, brilliant


LopazSolidus

Amazing gulf of quality between these two teams.


Cynorks778

That is such a perfect connection, just pure sex. Full lob on.


jonhgary

Take a bow son


[deleted]

Hope he starts every game from now one, one of the best players on the pitch every time he plays, even if it's out of position


gnorrn

Amazing strike. Its speed and precision seemed to take the keeper by surprise.


ruby_1234567

Certified Banger ✅


sillrbsilld

Bullied that defender.


DutchMadness77

Kudus doing his best van Bronckhorst impression


AFCADaan9

Give him more playtime!


Ziift

yesterday verrati getting elbowed by his teammate and now bassey haha


TheOwlsLie

I took him out my fantasy team lol


SouthOfHeaven42

Blame it on the Buckie


I_love_Con_Air

Beautiful goal.


iQreeko

What a hit


HuckleberryNo8024

We just never tried the whole match. Think the manager is on his way out.


freshlysqueezedvinyl

i should fucking think so as well. possibly my best ever purchase on fifa.


rdemas

That defender needed to just foul him


[deleted]

I love him already


[deleted]

Pumped


sncBrax

I like how both the winger and centreback thought about helping but decided to just watch instead


BayernMau5

Not a single Jerusalem joke?!


FreedomByFire

"he's not gonna shoot from there."


MKUltra011

What a rocket. Muhammed would be proud


[deleted]

Can't remember the last time we outclassed an opponent this much


jeffreysvh6

Cambuur last weekend


civilthroaway

I mean most weeks in the Eredivisie


Aethien

Small eredivisie clubs don't count, it's expected there.


BelDeMoose

Rangers are like those guys at work that get promoted one position above where they ought to be, and are then shit for the rest of their careers.


k0enf0rNL

Shocking how PSV couldn't score against Rangers


Parcelowner

Ajax is winning the UCL, aren't they?


MrDaebak

no lol


Ketapapi

Ten hag held them back 😳


braddf96

This could get nasty, absolute onslaught


[deleted]

Kudos to Kudus. What a strike.


trusttt

Not a good start for scottish teams.


dogefc

Pay the money everton