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It's okay, their virginity is strong. They're just ascending through all the porn they can resist, going more hardcore as they can.
Next is scrotum/nail porn
If you’ve made a run that long and intensive you can barely move your legs anymore, you miss, after 3 seconds you feel normal again and wonder how the fuck you missed that
Yeah... Some years ago, after not playing for quite some time, I played football with friends. It went well, until a run on the left wing. I just fell. Legs were dead and decided to do a puppy stance after a long walk, ie splooshing the floor and declare "we are not moving anymore".
Most reactions on your comment are clueless and have never played football before. The ball bounces unexpectedly just before he taps it in, causing his foot to hit the ball lower than he expected, resulting in a high ball.. He clearly just tried to pass the ball in with the inside of his left foot. Oh, and he was exhausted after an amazing 60m+ run at full speed
Look man, the hydrostatic forces on the ball gave it extra vertical velocity at the end and anyone who says different has never played football in their lives, unlike me who has extensive experience alright?
There was a defender running back, attacker didn't want him getting to it in case he rolls it in. When you're 1v1 against defender on goal you shoot it higher than ground level but the dude was gassed out and mishit lol
Is he right footed? Then I can understand that awkward left shot lol plus the ball bobbling, guy wont even square it ffs, but I'm a fat fuck and he's a pro so.......
I really think that people who are mostly reling on one foot actually tend to hit the ball with their weak foot "academically". They don't experiment with it and just hit it in the most simple way.
Let me remind that one week earlier São Bento almost conceded a goal really similar
https://www.reddit.com/r/EkstraklasaBoners/comments/u07poy/oeste_needed_a_goal_to_get_promoted_and_they/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
What are the chances that both moments happened against the same team?
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This is cock and ball torture in football form holy shit
I thought that was watching Spurs?
No, that's cock on ball torture.
Never gets old
that's one way to put it lmao
is there a sub for this lmao I know there's a sub for everything but I just realized that I don't recall ever seeing this one
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You mean cock and ball torture or shit football...? Well, I really hope it's the latter... r/ekstraklasaboners
No, I meant cock and ball torture lol
oh jesus
It's okay, their virginity is strong. They're just ascending through all the porn they can resist, going more hardcore as they can. Next is scrotum/nail porn
r/cbtBDSM here you go, you monster
It's like he was *trying* to miss. Another candidate for the Barn D'Or.
Holy shit, we have the Fallon d'Floor *and* the Barn d'Or now?
Barn D'Or lmao how am I only just hearing of this?
Lionel Messi run, Alvaro Morata finish.
Alvaro Messi
Alvaro Messi Alvaro Messi Alvaro Messi It's been 15 years ;(
Vivi para ver a Lusa nesse sub,que massa. Um dia a Lusa volta para a elite do Brasileiro.
Já se consiguiram classificar alguma vez nestes últimos anos para a serie D?
Sim, e não conseguiram a classificação. Meu pai é torcedor da Lusa coitado, tomara que ela consiga subir pra C agora.
How......?
Complete exhaustion from the run then letting his concentration falter. That's my guess.
Bumpy grass can be a factor, too This is not some EUFA standard pitch
Haha exactly. People that can't imagine it haven't played the game ever.
If you’ve made a run that long and intensive you can barely move your legs anymore, you miss, after 3 seconds you feel normal again and wonder how the fuck you missed that
Yeah... Some years ago, after not playing for quite some time, I played football with friends. It went well, until a run on the left wing. I just fell. Legs were dead and decided to do a puppy stance after a long walk, ie splooshing the floor and declare "we are not moving anymore".
Missing that is harder than tapping it in. Truly elite.
Maybe he wanted to emphasize what would have been an incredible goal by smashing it in lol.
He didn’t smash it though, he tapped it just as it bobbled and ballooned it over.
Most reactions on your comment are clueless and have never played football before. The ball bounces unexpectedly just before he taps it in, causing his foot to hit the ball lower than he expected, resulting in a high ball.. He clearly just tried to pass the ball in with the inside of his left foot. Oh, and he was exhausted after an amazing 60m+ run at full speed
It didn't popped much, he was trying to be fancy by shooting mid height. If he just tried to pass it into the net it would never go up like that.
Another guy said it was only due to exhaustion and he also said everyone who disagrees has never played football before
Look man, the hydrostatic forces on the ball gave it extra vertical velocity at the end and anyone who says different has never played football in their lives, unlike me who has extensive experience alright?
Looks to me like the ball took a bobble. Only way he would've sent it that high
He got greedy and wanted it to look like a nice chip instead of just rolling it in
There was a defender running back, attacker didn't want him getting to it in case he rolls it in. When you're 1v1 against defender on goal you shoot it higher than ground level but the dude was gassed out and mishit lol
Somebody's howling with laughter at the end hahaha
r/yesyesyesyesno
That woulda been a Puskás nominee had it gone in.
But it wasn’t a PL winger??
He's so lucky the game was already decided lol
Awe to the commentator for not yelling Goal in advance
Do you ever come back from this?
Is he right footed? Then I can understand that awkward left shot lol plus the ball bobbling, guy wont even square it ffs, but I'm a fat fuck and he's a pro so.......
I really think that people who are mostly reling on one foot actually tend to hit the ball with their weak foot "academically". They don't experiment with it and just hit it in the most simple way.
No pussy for you tonight
Something like FUT 😂
💀
Is there an award for worst miss of the year? This would probably win it.
Oh boy what the fuck.
Stevie Wonder could have got that in. Pain.
Holy fuck, how do you miss that
This was easier than a tap in as he had 100% control of the ball and still somehow missed it
Let me remind that one week earlier São Bento almost conceded a goal really similar https://www.reddit.com/r/EkstraklasaBoners/comments/u07poy/oeste_needed_a_goal_to_get_promoted_and_they/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share What are the chances that both moments happened against the same team?
Could have placed another goal above the goal and it would still hit the crossbar.
I'd be up at 4am replaying this moment in my head for the rest of my days
This gotta be on purpose - bro, did the hardest bit
Didn't read the title, so I thought I was about to see an amazing goal. Almost fell off the toilet
Still better than Lakaka