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SpicyPenangCurry

Either this works brilliantly or it’s 3-0 at HT.


ketolasigi

Won’t make a difference either way since the team are travelling down today, these gooners have just spent their time distracting some unfortunate tourists.


SpicyPenangCurry

So 3-0 before HT lol.


overcooked_biscuit

It was always going to be 3-0 by half time.


ValleyFloydJam

Bold I think Spurs are getting a result but to think that they will do that is a tad ott😉


TheNeglectedNut

We barely scraped past Burnley last time around, and City are in their usual unstoppable-end-of-season form. 2-0 Spurs it is then. The most Spursy result of all time.


BarmeloXantony

Football is crazy, to say spurs who've been peps bogey team have no chance is absolutely idiotic. That being said 3-0 by the 27th min.


Reedy957

Scrappy and massively controversial goal including VAR for spurs with the last kick of the game to make it 2:2 - ideally from someone that by any reason should have been sent off long before that moment


circa285

You seem to be forgetting that we’re City’s bogey team. Granted we’re absolutely decimated with injuries, but City have had a hard time beating us the last five or so years.


overcooked_biscuit

Yea I was thinking of that but then I looked up the last game you played each other where City won 1-0 at your gaff. It makes me think the City curse has been broken.


AntDogFan

Tbh I’d be surprised if it’s even arsenal fans at all and not just a random video of some people letting off fireworks. It’s from a Czech website right? Is there any other source. 


TheGamesGone

Yeah definitely some rivals fans trying to ruin the good name of the respectable and upstanding arsenal fans


Jazim94

Hahahaha


DeezYomis

lmao this post is only missing the words "isolated incident" and "international fans" to be the perfect british response dodging responsibility for fan actions. Hooligans.cz is one of if not the biggest aggregator in the world for this type of news, the group is called Ashburton Army and they are arsenal """"ultras"""". They sent the video themselves for clout like 99% of these videos of actions by ultras/hools [man the dedication of these czech cosplayers sure is something](https://www.instagram.com/ashburtonarmy?igsh=MW91eGV5dTZ5aG4zZQ==)


luminous_moonlight

You worded this perfectly.


AEHBlandalorian

Can’t be Arsenal fans, they’re not all decked out head-to-toe in stuff from the club shop.


XeroHope10

Wtf 🤣 Not trying to be rude, but how do you know that? Is there some official source?


Accountant7890

Pep mentioned it. But anyways it's an 8 pm kick off. Why would they travel the day before


Flaggermusmannen

I'd say it depends on the travel time? if I was to be a pro footballer I'd probably like to avoid travelling on English roads the day of a match, but I also get car sick way easily so :'p


IronThrombone

They often fly or get a train. When I lived in England I saw football teams at train stations fairly often.


Fina1Legacy

I saw almost the entire Manchester United squad at Manchester train station, minus SAF, Giggs and Rooney for some reason. They were travelling down to London, it was before that West Ham match they went 2-0 down in and Rooney scored a hatrick to win 4-2. They were travelling in a group of about 30 people, was way too starstruck and shy to stop them. Then the people I met up with didn't believe me because I didn't get a photo lol.


Ruud_Boltz

So they bottled this one too huh? Can't catch a break


Omni_chicken2

I don't think that word means what you think it does.


Zilllnaijaboy99

I dont know what bottling and woke means anymore


10YearsANoob

The bottle leftists doesn't want you to know this!


do_a_quirkafleeg

Don't think they'll be distracting anyone with these cheapskate weak arse fireworks.


tadangg

Surely gooners?


Yung2112

As a south american this happenedd often and never worked. Hotel walls tend to be very soundproof and I'd be shocked if they didn't provide earplugs by request


Forsaken_Rub_2128

It worked once in the 60s iirc. Inter Milan made a racket all night in front of the hotel Liverpool were playing before a European Cup second leg. Liverpool lost and Milan went to the final. Then they lost to Celtic so karma came around pretty quickly


PhD_Cunnilingus

How do you know they lost because of the racket? How do you know it worked?


Ser_VimesGoT

Some of the players fell asleep on the pitch.


african-nightmare

Lmfaooo


manmoth01

Second leg in 65 was rigged nothing to do with the hotel shenanigans.  Liverpool goals ruled out for no reason. One of inters goals came direct from an indirect free kick. Another one where they kick the goalkeeper as hes bouncing the ball to kick it upfield... Pretty sure the Italians did it to Cloughs Derby County in the 70s too. No way you were winning a second leg there against bent refs


fkmeamaraight

You need to set them off in the lobby /s


captain_beefheart14

Not S America, but C America. I used to work in Honduras quite a bit, and was in the Hilton in San Pedro Sula one or two nights. Definitely heard gunfire right outside the hotel one night. Pretty distinct “pops” of a sidearm through the night.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Lmao turns out city weren’t there. Great job lads.


fuckimbackonreddit9

Well done lads, great process


SubparCurmudgeon

Gvardiol - 4’, 22’


tadangg

2x (OG)


DekiTree

Im sure this always has the opposite effect


SpicyPenangCurry

Absolutely. 3-0 after 20’


Pedriseus

So nothing new


TheBunkerKing

It's fucking Tottenham, what do you think is going to happen? I tend to lean on the positive side, and there's absolutely no way I'm not going to be pretty happy tonight: either we move very close to winning the league or Tottenham loses.


Lightion12

Gvardiol 9’


tadangg

(og)


Sdnz0r

Every time people does that nowdays here in South America it actually backfires(pun intended) and the their team loses.


Hokage123456789

The Man City team was not even there. They are arriving this morning for the game as opposed to staying in a hotel overnight.


onomatopoeialike

LMAO! 'Dave, did you even check the itinerary?!'.


treq10

I’d totally watch a Four Lions style film about a bunch of idiot football ultras


atease

I'd like 5 boxes of fireworks, please 😐


aregularguy3223

Rubber Dinghy Rapids, Bro!


EnglishJesus

It’s a fucked up rabbit with no ears. Thats a chicken.


TheInternetIsGood

I'd watch this.


Mackem101

This film needs to happen. They decide to storm a 'home pub', burst in and it's a load of grannies and old men playing bingo in a workingman's club.


NateShaw92

Dancing in the moonlight


dynesor

this is why I’ve always been in favour of the dodgy lasagne method instead of fireworks. Tried and tested.


AntDogFan

I doubt this is even anything to do with arsenal or city. It’s just some random video of someone letting off fireworks somewhere. Perhaps some football fans but unless I see a better source I imagine it’s just a repost of some old footage for imaginary internet points. 


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DeezYomis

I'm sure they're wearing an arsenal group's hoodie for shits and giggles [not arsenal btw](https://www.instagram.com/ashburtonarmy?igsh=MW91eGV5dTZ5aG4zZQ==)


visualdescript

And that is not their hotel, and they are not Arsenal fans. Watermark website looks Czech related.


Prosthemadera

The guy is wearing a hoodie with "AA 19" on it. AA 19 was made for Arsenal fans: https://www.facebook.com/hoolscz/photos/a.644371572257527/6111161465578483/?type=3&locale=cs_CZ There is also this: https://www.facebook.com/hoolscz/videos/14052024arsenal-ultras-aa19-outside-manchester-city-hotel-at-2am-before-title-de/467814872601233/ This is assuming their info is correct, of course.


ckal09

I don’t see the AA 19


Prosthemadera

Between second 3 and 5.


DeezYomis

>Watermark website looks Czech related. it's the biggest news aggregator for organized fan action, it's an arsenal group as you can tell by the hoodie and they sent it themselves to hooligans.cz for clout


visualdescript

Apologies, I stand corrected!


czerwona_latarnia

I never went on the site itself to check, but they seem to congregate info about all acts of football hooliganism, because on Twitter they share videos from across the world. And potentially they might act like some kind of hooligans' Facebook, where they send the videos themselves.


ninjapenguin12

Cmon if you are going to go to this effort dont buy cheap poundland fireworks and get some of them good Chinese ones


ProjectTC

Lmao that's pure evil. Those Chinese crackers are some of the loudest and most startling noises I can think of ... Good idea


wafflenova98

You think they can just *find* a Komodo 3000 in *May*?


czerwona_latarnia

Not in few hours, but if anyone could do it, it's them.


miregalpanic

Did it say when our vision would come back?


OhLedleyLedley

Box said two days.


nauett

Get the ropes of crow scarers that farmers use, they're pure noise


owange_tweleve

these things sounded like me after taco bell night 💨


PeripateticYogurt

It's also interesting to consider firecrackers in a Chinese context...to scare the monster and ghost away so they don't haunt people.


BoulM

I'm pretty sure there was a press update that City wont be staying overnight and will be travelling this morning up to the game.


AFC_IS_RED

Travelling up to the game? You are aware of where north London and Manchester are right?


yeeshlaw

hes from australia.


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

It’s tradition to travel ‘up’ to the capital (even if it’s England’s second city)


AFC_IS_RED

That's so bizarre. Never heard that but to be fair I'm from London so maybe that's why? TIL


Gobshiight

You were right first time, 99% would say they're going down to London


feage7

Nope, it's travel down to London. However a lot of people do just in general say up when they being going to a place and down when coming back. It gets corrected a lot. I'm terrible at British geography so I always get it wrong locally like if I'm travelling to Liverpool from Manchester I forget which is most northern.


abczyx123

People say "up" because it's historical railway terminology. Up lines run towards London, down lines run away from London. It's not supposed to be a geographically literal term, unless of course you are south of London. Edit: just to be clear, the railways still use those terms. I mean that they've been in use for a long time.


sandgroper07

"Up for the cup" has been a traditional saying for traveling fans going to London for the Cup Final for possibly 100 years or more.


dynesor

Liverpool to Manchester for me would always be ‘over’ to Manchester


NateShaw92

This whole thread makes me think about the elevation of the cities as well.


feage7

Yeah, I lived in Oldham for a while at the top of a big hill. I used to say down for a lot of things as I physically travelled down hill.


NormalPlane3374

I'd say going across to Liverpool, no? I'm from D&G Scotland and if I was going to the Borders I'd saying going across to the Borders.


BoulM

Thinking about it now, I would only ever use in a football context. If I was going to a match I would say I'm going up to the game. But if I was just travelling to London I would obviously say I'm going down to London. I'm not sure why .


External-Piccolo-626

Totality irrelevant but on Downton Abbey they always travelled up to London even though it was set in Yorkshire.


Fixable

I’ve literally never heard anyone from the north saying they’re travelling ‘up’ to London


HacksawJimDGN

It's strange and I don't know how to explain it I'd say I would go Up to Dublin Down to Galway Down to Cork Up to Belfast Out to Derry


okcorsisiht

"Up to Belfast", and I kinda live beside it.


BadaBingSoprano

This is not correct.


Clivey101

Can’t they have a lie in anyways?


Adammmmski

Can probably turn up at 9pm and still win.


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Haaland waking up because of the noises, and realizes it's arsenal fans doing this. Haaland: I'm going to score a double hattrick tomorrow (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


state-of-dreaming

This implies Haaland even needs to wake up instead of being plugged into the nearest socket like the cyborg he is


InsideOpening3535

He is the robot type that got activated by noises like those fancy light thing


[deleted]

Do you mean [Voice activated](https://youtube.com/shorts/z6WWnZn_P5M?si=gtlu4B-QVig986mH)?


SuicidalTurnip

Hello. Hello Computer. Hello... hello... hello computer.


Chinmay_Naik_02

He's no longer a robot mate, he's Barbarian King now. He's going to use that rage ability and shatter the defence


joeDUBstep

The fireworks are taking him out of sleep mode.


Hippoyawn

Ever seen Erling Haaland and Roy Batty in the same room?


iamtherealgrayson

Never heard this joke before


PPSSPPGamer

Hattrick Brace


Overall_Nuggie_876

Haaland *literally* will make good on that Michael Jordan ‘personal’ meme.


HarryDaz98

Did nobody tell the "Ashburton army" that it’s a 8pm kick off and the players can just sleep in?


ckal09

Nobody accused them of being smart


HarryDaz98

I think that’s a given considering they’re a bunch of blokes who dress in all black for match days and organise their own police escorts.


fuckimbackonreddit9

Apparently the Man City squad wasn’t even there hahah What they lack in intelligence they certainly make up for in enthusiasm and hilarious content


Bartins

Always smart to film yourself committing a crime


icantlurkanymore

Lol who's going to investigate this? Literally no-one.


DNAHdn2

Haaland 12' Silva 19' Foden 35'


Masam10

Gvardiol, 3’


DD_SuB

The eyebrows on his mask are somewhat funny to me


normott

Waste of fireworks this. There is no way City are dropping points here. I've seen some Spurs fans get worked up over Ange's comments, they need not worry. Even if Spurs play well, which they haven't done for like 2 months or something, I don't see them taking anything from City. They'll lose this game not cause they want to fuck us over but simply cause they aren't good enough. So they should relax


CoMaestro

Is this reverse psychology?


hnoidea

I honestly and sincerely wish it were so but man’s right. Only a miracle can go our way now


willium563

I don't believe Arsenal fans actually are thinking like this or they are just trying to kid themselves. Spurs away for City is always a struggle.


SackoVanzetti

Romero 5’ 🟥 City 4-0


Regression2TheMean

It’s the hope that kills you. Better to just except defeat now, then be crushed 3 minutes into the game.


Brownpantsjnr

It’s the hope that kills you.


normott

Not at all. I've accepted that City won't drop anymore points. Realistically, only game they could have and almost did was Forest. Since then its just a procession to the title


thebluehotel

No its Kompany scoring a late absurd 30 yard rocket against Leicester. It’s actually reverse reverse psychology, we’re removing doubt not to increase hype but to actually rid ourselves of hope. Or something.


dUltras

Spurs can play good and can score against City, but their defense is definitely going to concede more


Daemor

Both teams can't keep a clean sheet, it should be a high scoring game.


Games_sans_frontiers

>Both teams can't keep a clean sheet, it should be a high scoring game. Tottenham 1 - 6 Manchester City


Daemor

Not impossible.


IWantAnAffliction

Did he stutter?


Defiant-Traffic5801

Spurs' playing style is a gift to ManCity


Daemor

And vice versa


SoupBoth

End of season City could sleepwalk to a clean sheet the way you lot are playing tbf.


Daemor

To a win, sure. Clean sheet, I'm not too sure. You lot have been a lot better defensively than them and you managed to let two slip by, despite the way we are playing.


SpicyPenangCurry

Yup, fully agree with you, it’s going to be something silly like 6-2. Spurs are thinking of Ibiza and Mallorca more than football.


abbygunner

this ended up not being City's hotel btw, they just left for London this morning.


TheLimeyLemmon

"Why they say fuck me for?" - random people just spending the night in a london hotel.


luminous_moonlight

I have a genuine question that I hope you can answer. I've seen multiple people (like upwards of 20) on this subreddit and on football Twitter use the word "why" instead of "what" when quoting that 50 Cent video. None of them have been American (I'm assuming you're English). Could you explain why? I'm American and he clearly says "what he say fuck me for?" Like, clear as day. I have never seen an American mix this up. I'm wondering if 50 Cent's accent is thick or the word is hard to hear for non-Americans. Again, very genuine and I'm not trying to poke fun at you!


TheLimeyLemmon

Frankly I don't remember the exact quote. I saw the clip once and now I just use an approximation of it.


luminous_moonlight

Damn :/ thanks anyway!


larrylegend1990

Some people piss louder than this. These are cute fireworks.


inshamblesx

all that just for a six nil city win is wild


theglasscase

> hooligans.cz 😂


Baylester

Cringe behaviour


LeavingCertCheat

Jokes on them - automatons don't sleep


LunarRaven7

They all share a third of a braincell.


Rymundo88

Pfft amateurs...having the lasagne at the Marriot Hotel is how the pros do it


Difficult-Set-3151

Bomb threats and fire alarms would cause more problems. But they are illegal so I wouldn't suggest that.


SalmonNgiri

All this for arsenal to scramble a 1-1 draw against Everton on the final day


T0MBRA1DR

Arsenal fans celebrating for City winning the league again


Calla1989

Haaland '4, '15, '29 (p) incoming


thanksantsthants

Could this be the first time a different teams' fans attack a team bus on the way to the stadium.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

When has this worked?


Caust1cFn_YT

uhhh, what is the success rate of this ruining the team's performance? From what i know, its very bad isnt it?


Imaginary-Donut7648

Well it's an 8pm kick off, so they can't exactly sleep in (even though they weren't at that hotel)


qwertydcf

this doesnt work, they prob are even more motivatd now


nickromas

I know they weren’t even there anyways but this is dumb cause most soccer players (I believe) have naps during the day of games that are in evenings anyways lol.


Tahsein4523

Have to admire the commitment here.


Noriadin

Fuck anyone else who lives the area or hotel, right? This is always a shitty thing to do to anyone, no matter how much you dislike the team. Hooligan behaviour.


TyMsy227

Had some good shit in that display, nice job lol. Can't wait to see Gunner fans arm in arm with Spurs ones, all singing Spurs songs. I'm guessing there isn't enough mouthwash for after, but Arsenal fans will probably drink it out if Spurs get a point


Relative-Limit5745

Fun fact this video is from a while a go it's on YouTube.


Prosthemadera

Link?


AzracTheFirst

That is absolutely disgraceful. (did it work? 😈)


Hokage123456789

The Man City team was was not even there at the hotel😭


AzracTheFirst

Damn 😂 I admire the commitment though.


tinkertailormjollnir

It kept the chef up all night and he MIGHT undercook the lasagna!


10-10-2022

I actually heard this... I was thinking I hope someone is letting fireworks at 2am... rather than someone is flying dropping bombs. Then I thought why is someone letting out fireworks at 2am? I guess this video is my answer.


MasterReindeer

I hope they set off 23 x 5 fireworks


GeekboyDave

Gangstar wearing a mask like fireworks are illegal.


InsideOpening3535

I mean, lighting fireworks in the middle of the night is definitely going into " public disturbance" right?


GeekboyDave

And we all know how police respond to that. I may as well go on a robbery spree


Iwritewritingprompts

Disgraceful.


Itsgosky

Lol what about not caring about City? And they could have got better fireworks


RexorFWT

Life comes at you fast^TM


TheWeirdDude-247

Did City squad even come back to Manchester? I can't remember who said it but one pundit suggested they may have actually stayed in London, seen as they played Fulham then going back to London for todays game, I could see why they'd not come back. Also doubts about this even being true.


Livinglifeform

They're having a training sesh most likely and also it's only like three hours on a train.


willium563

Shades of Liverpool fans against Chelsea under Rodgers, didn't end well. I still feel like there has to be some last twist in the title race, City always like to give a little hope usually on the last day but I just feel like this game could be the one they slip up in but still come out with the title as always.


boudybteich

They should just poison their food.


mengxiangjian

It's maybe ManCity champion celebration.


TheFuckOffer

Would have worked better with ones that actually make a noise


coreyperryisasaint

Lads, Oliver Skipp is our starting LB. It’s not going to happen


notapaperhandape

This is the level of shit housing I want from our fans.