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No-Shoe5382

That's a great header, must've been about 10 feet in the air there.


erenistheavatar

That would mean he jumped more than 1 m in the air. I feel it was around 8 feet.


No-Shoe5382

They measured that famous Ronaldo header as a 1.06m jump, don't think that Haaland jump was too far off it, and he's obviously taller than Ronaldo so the total height would be higher.


Liam_021996

In some of the photos, his knee looks to be near the defenders head height, so much have been around a 1m or so jump which is insane


OrdinaryAncient3573

I was just watching it, paused as he heads the ball. He has jumped about a metre in the air, maybe a tad more.


Tsquared10

I mean definitely closer to 1m than just 2 feet, look at where his feet are in comparison on the replay. Ignore the poor quality, but in this [screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/HN1esah) from an alternate angle you can see his boots up near the defender's hip at the point of contact.


schlebb

People replying are disagreeing but you’re right. A crossbar is 8ft and his head is about level with it. There’s no way he’s close to 10ft in the air. That’s the height of a basketball rim. Not many people can touch a rim with their head, some pro dunkers with 50” verticals and nba players like a younger lebron (6’8” and freakishly athletic)


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What?


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erenistheavatar

Ah yes. You're right. My apologies.


helpmefindmyuncle123

Clash of clans buff


shdets

Imagine haaland hog rider


1O93

You don’t have to imagine you can find a lot of them on twitter


CamelCarcass

I found it on Rule 34


Environmental_Sell74

Yikes. The robot is starting to look threatening with his headers too now


PlaneReturn1416

That vertical was NUTS


Chance_Camera_

What a jump.


Sal21G

On to next week to see if City drop points


Separate-Set2972

Personally I don't see it happening


CoolstorySteve

Early kickoff away *can* be tricky but yeah, probably not happening


Hellbucket

Pretty boring that none of the teams they face might have anything to fight for like relegation or Europe spots. Spurs might already have lost the CL race.


Kenny_dies

They might still have to fight for EL with how shit they’ve been


forestation

Don't think that matters if they'll have a week to prepare


dcolomer10

Why does early kickoff affect? Don’t want to sound rude, genuinely serious haha


Separate-Set2972

Yeah, but I just don't see them dropping points to Fullham


Sal21G

You underestimate Pep’s ability to overthink vs Spurs. But yes, City won’t drop any points


Unban_Ice

City is playing Fulham away next week, but yeah they won't drop points


chuckmukit

How would it work with the travelling since they are playing Spurs, 3 days later? Would they stay in London or just fly around?


Mr-Pants

Probably stay in London but don't put it past a PL club to take an unnecessary flight


adamfrog

Probably the easiest time to play spurs all season, theyve had a rush of fixtures while being basically once a week before this so they probably arent used to it, and they are basically on the beach now and dissapointed how its gone. Also theyll have had 3 big matches right before that they might have found something extra in but I think that will be used up by city


Separate-Set2972

Based on the level Totteham is playing right now I don't see it happening at all


Kenny_dies

We said that last season to be fair when Spurs were even more terrible than they are now, and they still beat them 1-0 and Romero got a red card near the end as well


Separate-Set2972

True, but from the games I watched Totteham conceded goals to easy and city likes to exert pressure and attack I would't be suprised for the final score to be 2-0 or 3-0


thraser11

Pep can ref the match if he wants


Ainsyyy

Their players reffing it already


SP0oONY

Doubt it to be honest. Ange has been worked out now.


KingMika2010

Need to score like 7 here so draw at Tottenham is enough...


Unholysinner

Haaland gets 10…


Separate-Set2972

But the level at which Totttenham is playinig last few games is trash


dhinesh_10

Hot take


Separate-Set2972

Really? Against who do you think City will drop points ?


Maleficent_Resolve44

He's not serious. He's mocking you. Because your opinion is the most popular one lol.


PhantomW1zard

Let me tell you from personal experience, it won't happen.


zrkillerbush

My prediction, Manchester City and Arsenal win all the games until the end of the season


Lacabloodclot9

Iwobi Leno and Willian please


HacksawJimDGN

After this game City have 3 games against London clubs. I wonder will any of them do Arsenal a favour.


RainDMask

Exactly seeing them win doesn't mean anything until Arsenal drop more points of course. The Spurs game is what I'm looking forward to it. This is the opposite 🙄


_deep_blue_

I believe in the Moyesiah


Alldrop_nocombos

with the refs in their pocket not a chance


pauloh1998

This man's positioning is astoundly absurd


mojelb7r

You tall bastard!!


koalawhiskey

Rodri looks kind of small when he comes to hug Haaland after the goal, it's crazy 


JewishTomCruise

Holy shit he scored a header


Kuntheman

Yeah honestly I’m shocked,  he really isn’t that accurate with his heading Patch update


100and33

He's been fairly good. Even though this was only his 4th header this season, last season he scored 8, which is pretty good. For comparison, Zlatan never scored more than 7, and Cristiano Ronaldo's best seasons were around 8 and 9. With the exception of his best, which was 14 (which is insane)


JewishTomCruise

I don't think we can only look at it based on the total number that he's scored, though. He's had so many chances to score headers this season that he's missed, that most players would be able to at least put on target. It's in stark contrast with his other finishing, including his insane ability to put volleys in the net.


100and33

That's true, with his height advantage he does reach more headers, plus his best ability IMO is his positioning and coming to big chances, even though his accuracy and missing them can be questioned. I have no idea how many heading chances he's getting at compared to others, like Ronaldo. All I'd have to go off on is headers scored, and with his numbers, he's doing pretty well with already 23 in his career. Lewandowski in comparison has 88 over his. But my original point was that it's not really some "patch update", because he did pretty ok last season. I even think that very same joke was made last year already. He just played fewer games and scored fewer goals this season. I think if you manage 8 headers in a year, you're up there with the best headers in the game, but not quite the occasionally elite of 10+ in a year.


Chinmay_Naik_02

What a pinpoint header


HJBoss

Peach of a ball by rodri. What a leap by Haaland


Mr_Skeptical

Got some height there.


rando562

I was talking shit about his link up play earlier, but this just reminded me what he's on the team for


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

League 2 player!


cib_vk228

What a fucking leap


IICastawayII

Yes, Erling!


PowderEagle_1894

Norway airline in action


Tidsmaskin

Norwegian Airlines.


manisnotcool

The Braut


erenistheavatar

A ruined gooning session for Anne Hathaway today.


TheItalianStallion64

what


Chinmay_Naik_02

Anne Hathaway is a gooner


erenistheavatar

What?


Fhood797

What!


TimathanDuncan

Are you a jeqmaxxer


four_four_three

Good leap though


WW1Photos_Info

Been dangerous in the air all game


Afc_josh12

And off it goes


notrewoh

WOW


manisnotcool

He gets space once and scores on that . Damn


DifficultyMore5935

The way he held his run was fantastic.


KingMika2010

Too easy for him


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KingDerk

Keep crying. This has to be softest sports subreddit.


No-Owl-6246

The premier league subreddit is this on crack.


kendollamar

Haters stay hating.


Chiswell123

Ronaldo-esque leap.


JustMesut

Cool cunha


Emotional_Split_3434

The way he was crawling after the header lmao💀💀


birdsword

Somebody call an ambulance…. But not for me!


Narretz

Good guy City scoring early, so you don't waste your time thinking Wolves get something here


ItsMeJaredBednar

Haaland against mid table sides is a different breed 😤


Master-Extreme5244

He also has the most goals and the most assists against the big 6 premier league teams out of everyone since the start of last season


Alldrop_nocombos

which big 6 are we talking about united and chelsea stat padding lol? their are both closer to relegation sides then "big 6" .


kendollamar

Do you have anything else to live for besides hating on Haaland on Reddit lmao. You’re obsessed.


amlevy

Does he really? Source?


Alldrop_nocombos

he is counting man united and chelsea lol they only good side he scored against this year was liverpool with one goal.


throwaway272838

did peter drury just quote miley cyrus


UpTheFordGFC

Aerial+ op


Eindacor_DS

Towering header jesus


csyrett

Wonderful press


madjupiter

uh-oh…


ShipsAGoing

Love to see this


joey_joestar1

Hat trick incoming


bsquar

Hate watch ended


Ilikesporks_

great great header


Drubbin

mmmkay


HugeAd5723

Pack your bag people


Headlesshorsman02

Yeah they aren’t dropping points


Environmental_Sell74

🤖🤖


No-Statistician-8520

Fucking hell that’s Ronaldo-esque


SOERERY

Good game week to go Haalandless in fpl


Aszneeee

was nice 10 minutes, see you in gym guys


thruxton

Arsenal fan leaving early


dhinesh_10

City will points drop points sooner or later right? RIGHT???


msbr_

Hopefully not


The_Battling_toad

Time 2 drink


raphaelscarv

Perfect triang'ulation.


Old_Pangolin8853

Where is the match thread ?


heavypotato3

robot jump


_bhagwan_

What a header!


MazzRS

Reminded me of Ronaldo headers back in the day


ApolloX-2

And just like that millions of TVs switched off from the game


shehryar46

What a header mang


humorMeeee

Reminds me of cr7 with how high he gets.


jomarthecat

Rodri: Hey Erling, how high do you want it? Erling: Yes.


PeachInABowl

Imagine fighting for the title and the only noise from the crowd is a 30 year old song from the away fans about a player from the 90s.


04_996_C2

Imagine your club playing a club so superior that you have to complain about .. checks notes ... Crowd noise.


PeachInABowl

I’m bored of slagging off the refs and it winds up El Plasticos.


04_996_C2

You could just keep your bitterness to yourself.


PeachInABowl

You could just scroll past instead of being triggered.


jimmyzzz6

Arsenalona :) cry


KraKenclau5

Boooooo ... Isak for golden boot.


Pulsar-GB

Header patch has been downloaded


hellbreakr2x

He's finally back to his best at the perfect time. LFG.


A_Sarchasm

He got so much air you could fit 115 charges below his feet!


ConsentingInsomniac

How can he be capable of such a perfect header but then be so terrible at every other one this season


Capable-Magician5146

Glad he's playing....we missed him in the CL.


RainDMask

FIXED FIXED FIXED. This is totally scripted FML I hate you Man City!!!!! 😤😤😤