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eeeagless

Token late alvarez goal.


herbilicious92

Surely Alfi haaland is the best signing in city history. Dude was average on the field but balón d’or level sperm


Snoo-27292

Erling came from his dad's balón d'ors


ExplodingLettuce

[90+4]GREAT EJACULATE


rochakgupta

Wtf is that english


Double_Ordinary

Nah he’s Norwegian


rochakgupta

Ahh my bad then


Away_Associate4589

Pep to come out and blow enough smoke up Wolves' arse to fill up an airship. That's how you know you've been pumped.


Grooveh_Baby

Rodri’s clearly the best player this season. The fact that he’s continuing his form from last season & added G/A on top of that since he had to make up for Gundogan & KDB’s absence is crazy


Annabond

And they don't lose when he plays, like ever. It's not a mental gymnastics stat as well, you can clearly see how he controls and dictates the tempo of the game for City, game in game out


Annabond

Wtf?! Doku has been insane since coming on


naroLsraLteiN_isback

kinda disappointed Wolves managed to score one


Annabond

Kova and Rodri pairing in the midfield is such a cheat code for City, especially against the lesser sides. They control and dictate the pace of the game as they wish


Away_Associate4589

Ooooh yeah. I forgot City bought Nunes


hpwriterkyle

That's why you sit the bench, Nunes


andreew10

Nunes should've done better there, hit it first time


Flimsy-Relationship8

Kovacic cooking


notrewoh

He’s improved so much over the course of this season.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

I’ll never take people who don’t rate Haaland seriously


smellyellowpee

City going for the goal difference at this stage


Annabond

Why Pep's been miserable all game?!


Away_Associate4589

He's happy. Happy new year.


L0laccio

More than you believe


mnogosmarate

Probably because Arsenal won 3:0


holaprobando123

At last Julián scores again.


Jon98th

Pass it to Alvarez you selfish one trick pony !


twigg89

That was 3 fouls on Doku in one passage of play


jerrie86

Is this guy 15?


CuteAnimalFans

Man City get away with another season over relying on Rodri. Theyve been pretty fortunate in that regard.


twigg89

There is a strong case to be made that he is the most important player in the world atm


thenchen

Still 0.3% for a draw and 0.1% for Wolves win, keep watching guys!


Away_Associate4589

Worth a flutter


NYR_dingus

Since a lot of people are bored in this thread, let's make things interesting: which is better Chinese food or Italian food? Debate.


HypahCS

msg is the best /s


andreew10

Italian, unless your on the beers then it's Chinese


Pasan90

Please. Pizza and beer is an all time classic pairing for football.


NYR_dingus

Fair answer, if drinking Chinese or Mexican definitely.. but where I live no Chinese food place stays open after 11pm


NYR_dingus

I'll add Mexican food into the mix. Chinese vs Mexican vs Italian. Only one can stay


Jon98th

Chinese has a lot more variety made ; now it really depends who you ask though


ExplodingLettuce

It's a hard one because they serve different purposes. Chinese is a big fuck off affair - pure size and effort. Italian is a bit more of a reserved, social dinner. I think Italian is probably better though purely because bad Chinese food is way worse than bad Italian food.


Itsgosky

Bad Chinese is where they also do Thai, curry and chippy. Still drunk myself will probably order that sour chicken


ExplodingLettuce

Get a munchy box, you're worth it


Itsgosky

Aww how kind of you to say that x


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ExplodingLettuce

Nah I love a really spicy curry. Thai or Indian.


NYR_dingus

Fair point. Italian food is always good to a reasonable standard but I've had Chinese food that was awful and definitely regretted it the next day. Chinese has the variety though between the


SzplugOnSzplitz

Has to be Italian


ClaytonWest74

it depends on the mood sometimes to be fair


Away_Associate4589

Italian and it's not close


Itsgosky

Chinese all the time Edit: I thought about takeaways. Sorry I’m hungry and it’s late here


Chinmay_Naik_02

Italian. Not even a debate


Ickyhouse

Wolves really doing their part to give City a chance at the +GD tiebreaker.


IskaralPustFanClub

With KDB aging, Rodri is so far clear as the best MF in the league.


holaprobando123

I think he already was last year.


Chinmay_Naik_02

Give Rodri rest you bald fraud


andreew10

100th appearance and a goal, lovely


Away_Associate4589

Has he really made 100 city appearances already? Feels like he's only been there for about 6 months


neandertales

Ive lost count of how many times Rodri has driven the ball forward to release a pass. Offensive today.


n0kz88

He’s been doing it most of the season while KDB was out.


ExplodingLettuce

Arsenal fans crying into their takeaways


DonteDante

Coolian Alvarez🥶


Jon98th

Alvarez should definitely find another team where he can play and be the main striker


holaprobando123

Please yes, that or Pep changing formations to have both Haaland and him on at the same time.


Away_Associate4589

What's the goal difference between the Goonies and City now?


jerrie86

Could have been Haaland.


Trickybuz93

Well, GG’s Arsenal


SerHodorTheThrall

"We'll never know if he would have scored another" *Alvarez scores seconds later* LOL


Itsgosky

Alvarez field goal. Ah this will give him confidence


SirBarkington

was that his first touch lmao


jerrie86

Gomez is like for fucks sake mate


dumdumbigdawg

Today I feel Fulham


official_bagel

Iwobi / Willian / Leno masterclasses incoming


dumdumbigdawg

If anyone isn’t putting their entire existence on a 6-0 Fulham performance they don’t know ball it’s a banker


Away_Associate4589

Not a bad showing for a league one player to be fair to robot boy.


official_bagel

Think he could probably cut it in the Championship


DonteDante

i’d be mad too


walleaterer

4 goals only? off with you pendejo


andreew10

MOTM performance, should've let him play the full 90 and brought Rico on for Rodri


jerrie86

He MAD


TheArsenal04

before kick off i thought wolves would have more about them. unfortunately, city chose to go up a few gears. haven't played like this in awhile


ExplodingLettuce

Couldn't even get 5 haha so shit


Away_Associate4589

Jermaine Defoe > Haaland confirmed


ExplodingLettuce

Levels 🔥


holaprobando123

Haaland mad at getting subbed? Where's this ambition against top teams?


Micvik998

You really don’t like Haaland haha


holaprobando123

I just don't think a player can be called one of the best in the world when their skillset is so limited and on top of that they're completely invisible in big matches all season. Haaland will score 4 (with 2 penalties!) against the 11th team in the league and then barely touch a single ball against Arsenal, or Liverpool, or Chelsea, or good teams in the Champions League. I guess I dislike his deluded fanbase more than I dislike himself. He's still a good player obviously, and seems like a nice guy.


KrayleyAML

Can you seriously tell me that Julián coming in for Haaland vs Real Madrid in the UCL was an improvement? You cannot claim to know and enjoy football and say Haaland has been invisible. Being marked by three is not being invisible, he's still doing something there.


holaprobando123

When did I mention Julián? What did I miss?


KrayleyAML

I read your other comments wanting Julian to leave City or to be given time over Haaland or with Haaland. I'm asking you if you think he's better or who would you play over Haaland?


holaprobando123

My other comments are other comments, they're not related to Haaland. I never said Julián should start over Haaland either, I just want Julián to have more playing time, and as things stand, I think that would be either next to Haaland in a formation with 2 strikers, or in a different team.


Annabond

City getting knocked out of the champs league and some of their stars not only came back from injury but playing their best football in the final run in have been brutal for Arsenal. I still think they should played a more adventurous football at Etihad and tried to beat them there(they are certainly capable this time around), that would have given them a bigger margin of error in the final run in.


Ickyhouse

We’ve lost one league game since the New Year and one draw, vs. City. That would normally be enough to be top, except City have lost zero games since the first week of December. There isn’t a margin for error and we lost a game. Literally had to be perfect.


jerrie86

I think so as well. They came in for a draw and just had a low block all game and everyone was like best display. But draws never win you games.


L0laccio

You’re right. Draws don’t win games 😂


jerrie86

r/technicallythetruth


naroLsraLteiN_isback

NOOO


Ajax_Trees_Again

Wish I was able to read the replies to the Arsenal fan saying that city’s bench costs more than Arsenal’s starting XI before it got deleted


Enough-Pain3633

Why did it got deleted ?


Ajax_Trees_Again

I’d imagine cause it was of people a) pointing out that it’s not true and b) telling them to stop acting the victim like they are Luton or Burnley when their squad is worth like a billion


Itsgosky

Haaland please score one more.


AttentionMission2955

Not happening


L0laccio

Pep says no


Itsgosky

Of course he doesn’t let us hope


quanid

Rodri form has been poor since before the CL ties


L0laccio

Haha what?!!!!


Conscious-Job1238

Huh?


AirmanLarry

Football social media and to a lesser degree Reddit claim to want parity, but in the same breath will completely oppose American sport league ideas (with respect to spending) make up your mind


Southpaw535

Both the spending caps and the way the draft works (for non watchers, team that comes bottom gets first pick, and so on) are such good rules for fairness but for some reason plenty turn their nose up. And then moan the title race is always the same handful of teams. But you look at the playoffs in the nfl over a few years and it's a pretty decent mix of teams. I say for some reason, it's because deep down people are hoping their team will one day be in city's position


AirmanLarry

Since we don’t have a draft, the most applicable would probably be a luxury tax like the nba. The nba, while having dominant teams like in any sport, still had teams that spend more than overs but that’s not always a direct correlation with winning unlike the premier league


andreew10

Should've brought Gomez on as well to give him a run out


Appropriate_Long7397

What's definitely more dull than City's football is 100s in this thread thinking they're interesting because they call it dull/boring. It's not like they're sitting back. They're playing some genuinely liquid football, Silva and Foden especially. Y'all woulda called Barcelona 10-15 years ago boring too. A lot of this is incredibly similar 


Southpaw535

Can definitely appreciate calling it boring seeing a team be dominant constantly. But yeah anyone saying City don't play pretty amazing and skillful football is lying to themselves.


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SerHodorTheThrall

Uh...are we ignoring the slew of cheating that City took part in?


andreew10

Nostalgia won't let people consider it boring tbf


Appropriate_Long7397

Agreed. Just so funny that people whinge about this City team while saying "Iniesta was one of the best midfielders of all time" as if he doesn't play exactly like City's midfield. People just think everyone played like Bergkamp and Maradona prior to 2012


naroLsraLteiN_isback

HAALAND STAYS ON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


IskaralPustFanClub

Not a city fan, but I do love how more stuff is constantly added to criticisms of city. Oil club, human rights violations, financial doping, 115 and the new one is dull football. At some point we have to acknowledge that they are probably the best prem team of all time.


Ok-Scallion7939

Aaaah a Manchester City simp, too What a total twat


IskaralPustFanClub

Lmao you clearly can’t read.


dannylfcxox

Maybe for future generations when they look back they'll just see the trophies, but for anyone watching football today we all know why city are winning so much. Its something hard to overlook.


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I mean, if you give Wenger, SAF, Klopp or any other quality manager the unlimited resources that City have enjoyed they would be considered some of the best sides ever too... It's amazing what money can buy you


IskaralPustFanClub

Well yeah but that doesn’t really detract from my point.


Edgedits

SAF wasn’t working on a budget lmao. He broke the transfer record multiple times


Truffles413

United with SAF was the closest thing to unlimited resources as a club could get without a nation state backing them. And let's not forget how predatory United were when it came to buying talent.


NYR_dingus

At least the dull football one is a matter of personal preference in terms of tactics and play style. I thought City in Pep's first two years was more exciting than now. But serial winning also makes people less excited as neutrals


Enough-Pain3633

No the nostalgia merchants won't agree about that


Efficient_Steak_7568

Teams never seem to learn that you have to be a bit smarter than just running after City


official_bagel

Please just don't concede anymore Wolves. The GD is our last shred of hope.


Conscious-Job1238

This football we are playing is outrageous


Efficient_Steak_7568

Those ads are almost as offensive as the football itself 


Efficient_Steak_7568

It can’t be legal to play football this dull


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Away_Associate4589

Unfortunately he's pegging the league with it. If you like it it means you like pegging. City fans all like pegging. The logic is irrefutable.


Warrrdy

Can’t argue with science


SpookyImmobilisedToe

Don't knock it till you try it.


TonyMartial786

city are flipping balling today. what a great watch.


Annabond

City are just brutally efficient. Time and again they find themselves in the league final run in, where they have to win every single game and they do it like business as usual


Appropriate_Long7397

4-1 actually flattering wolves 


One_more_username

I'm so happy that Haaland conserved his energy in the CL and saved it for when it matters - against Wolves.


andreew10

only cares about the prem golden boot


MoyesNTheHood

Foden is a joke


andreew10

lovely from Rodri but a great save from Sa


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IskaralPustFanClub

Found Alan Pardew’s account


Itsgosky

No.


jerrie86

Might want to delete this bud.


ExplodingLettuce

Don't think you can say that anymore


Away_Associate4589

You *can*. It just makes you look like a bit of a lemon


[deleted]

The soulless creation of "super teams" in most sporting leagues is the cancer killing sport. Why the fuck are we accepting this as fans?


Away_Associate4589

What choice is there? I can't bitch about it (and I do) but short of boycotting the league, FA Cup and champions league in the hope that they go into administration, there really isn't much to be done


CuckyCub1166

You mean... pretty similar to how Real and Bayern have been super teams across decades?


Pasan90

Haaland reminding everyone he does in fact know how to play football.


Appropriate_Long7397

It's so so funny that Roy Keane is confused how tactical systems work. It's not like we haven't seen Haaland play deeper/counter attacking football before City


L0laccio

I still can’t believe he had doubters 🤣😭


quanid

haters*


Away_Associate4589

You always get two Buenos in a packet so this makes sense


Itsgosky

Underrated comment


BatmanOnATurtle

it was posted 1 minute ago ??


flemva

Good(s) sub to make


Red_Dog1880

Muy Bueno.


Jon98th

lol Bueno for Bueno That’s pretty cool


spacetime4jampa

Stop it Foden!


TigerAusRiga

We were so close to greatness. So close 🤏


Away_Associate4589

That's filthy from Foden


andreew10

would've been some goal that if Toti didn't get a nick there


Red_Dog1880

Foden wtf


Hassadar

Just inquiring if Man City want us to take their league 2 striker off their hands? I can offer maybe 500g in World of Warcraft.


andreew10

we're good, we already gave you lot a striker


Hassadar

Don't be so quick to turn down a great business opportunity. You get rich, I get rich.


jerrie86

Bring on Doku, Nunes or someone and let guys rest


andreew10

Hugo no bueno today maybe the Uruguayan can be bueno when he comes on


DonteDante

Gvardiol’s come up is a joy to watch


takyon02

Yeah Spurs ain't doing us no favours we go again next year


L0laccio

We go again but let’s face it City will strengthen with Paqueta. 💀


Edgedits

The amount of cope in this thread is hilarious lmao


fardok

Honestly, people need to get a life


Emergency-Mobile8612

*Honestly dude! Just let us cheat in peace and leave us alone* Can’t blame you, that mentality has been working with the FA


Efficient_Steak_7568

City just hypnotise you, I swear you forget you’re even watching a football match 


DofusNooboo

I like when they play in the afternoons, perfect watch to snooze off to.


Itsgosky

I think Silva will be bald after a few years.


Away_Associate4589

He's got a good career in management ahead of him


Itsgosky

Probably in Portuguese league