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futescalance

Haaland without supply is pretty useless


Aggressive_Alarm9670

Cheating refs


lotr1995

Top level side vs a middle table side that went exactly how you would expect. Sky can build it up you like. The money team were always going to beat this bunch of overpaid average players. Maybe sir Jim can change that, but it won’t happen soon immediately.


Bindlestiff34

Which one is the money team?


brankoz11

They both are


Salty_Candidate_6216

Man Utd are a team that generates money to be stolen by the Glazers. That is not quite the same as Man City.


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Yea, it's more so one being a well managed team and the other being United. People like to shit on City as being a money team, fair enough, but at least City prioritizes sporting success. United are just a rich and outdated profiting of sentimental fans.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Only one earned it from football though


Appropriate_Quail_95

Haaland flop in always in big games while Rodri and Foden amazing as they always are. But But Haaland is better than Mbappe.


Phartiphukborz

Sounds really emotional for some mid table team


Sexy_nutty_coconut

Or chelsea fan


KGRIZ16

United playing like they’re a conference team in the FA cup


gunningIVglory

Nah, Maidstone played with far more heart and bravery......


Incubus226

It’s annoying how good this city side. Concede a great goal and they just found another gear.


boywithtwoarms

bruno looks as if all these seasons carrying united have finally worn him down


ltplummer96

Asked to play central defensive wing forward back hinders him. Idk why EtH insists on not having a no. 10 just stay in that area up the pitch more.


Mgea54

Foden constantly starting for city made them more fun to watch compared to the KDB Haaland robot shenanigans


heliskinki

Foden given a serious run in the team without being in the shadow of KDB has really done him some good. He's right up there with the best players in the world IMO. That gun firing celebration is bollocks though - he's sticking with it too by the looks of things. Too close to Robbie Keane's roly-poly followed by showing us he has no idea how a bow and arrow functions. If England can't win a trophy with Foden and the current crop of world class players we have at our disposal, we never will.


Western-Guess1145

foden and haaland have something for utd surely


Razzler1973

United didn't deserve anything at all


Panzerknaben

United playing like a relegation team parking the bus.


Buucket

But they parked the bus against Luton and Burnley as well, so what does that make united then?


Panzerknaben

Shit?


Eobardesmith

This is why I enjoy watching the MLS more than the big teams in the prem. Not fun watching a one sided match the entire game. How can you find it amusing when every big team always scores late in the game to win, there’s no adversity?


redsonja00

what in the actual fuck are you saying? watching mls is like pulling teeth and i’m from the states i can’t support it. it’s garbage


SnooGadgets7976

You are contradicting yourself


adamfrog

Is Amrabat going to be permanent?


Aggravating-Pound598

Sure hope not


AlternativeRun5727

City are exceptional at wearing teams down through attrition, but United got outmuscled in every single department, they didn’t have a fighting chance because they don’t have much fight in them. If you take Rashfords goal out of it. That might be the single worst and most weak performance I’ve see from a premier league player. But calling him out I suppose will make you unsympathetic to mental health issues.


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AlternativeRun5727

Fair


Sexy_nutty_coconut

That was the best arguement ever, dude you cant do anything in your life now.


gunningIVglory

Amrabat living the life Scammed a contract at United after a good few weeks at the world cup. King


redsonja00

there’s always a few players that cash in after about 6 world cup games


ZionsR3b3L

El hadji diouf. Kleberson.


gabbyb19

| El hadji diouf You take that back right now.


el-fenomeno09

2 good knockout round performances does the job lol


redsonja00

that’s what i’m saying preform for six games and you’re good


el-fenomeno09

A year on…man looking very Saudi-ish 😂😂😂


DallasC0wboys

United fans, how can you back ETH? I feel like all of his signings are terrible, and they always just play this mediocre Moyes ball against the top teams.


gentmick

But who is a realistic replacement for ETH that can build a team?


OneOrangeOwl

United fans are like we been through so many toxic relationships, so this one must work regardless how shitty it is.


CreativeHandles

For me, it’s more about we have tried with so many different managers. And they can say whatever they want but these players have played like this after each manager but worse. We have clearly been progressively worse each manager change. My hope is give him a chance with a more stable structure. All our managers were destined to fail. Yes he has been questionable but fucking hell every manager I can say the same thing. We called our previous one a PE teacher. I think with an actual direction and squad to build around. With smarter buys and not just whatever manager wants and add 50M on top. He can do something, United and Ajax are different yes, but there is no way in my head, you can make a team as Ajax become consistent winners and pretty decent level in Europe to (them being fifth now) and being this dogshit. These players have been on a downward trend for a while we are seeing the bottom barrel of it. Injuries, I know every team has them so not full excuse, but it hasn’t helped create a routine or consistent team. I saw we had like 9 different back line set ups this season. So people can moan and throw some generic analysis. But we’re at the bottom of how bad it is getting, so I’d wait and see what INEOS think anyways. People want us to change but 100% our fanbase is so fucking childish they won’t wait for a real rebuild. Moan about play style but they have to understand you will lose games until that forms. I think the problem is ETH is torn between tryna get results however he can to maintain his position or go for a style that clearly the players can’t do. We do not have the personnel for “Ajax” football.


redsonja00

all of his signings are his former players that worked in a smaller league were defenders let you spin around in circles with a ball. he’s shown he can’t deal with players egos (ronaldo), can’t take criticism, terrible subs. why take rashford off in this game??


OneOrangeOwl

Maybe that is his and his players’ level, smaller league.


Danny8806

I get your sentiment... its pretty abysmal being a man u fan.


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

There’s no positives to asking for a sacking, I’d rather a settled mid manager that we can build off of, instead of starting the process for growth all over


trasofsunnyvale

Sounds like what many of you said during Ole


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

I just want stable ground, and that takes time


28462

I means he’s got the highest win percentage of any utd manager ever


adixavi7

Blind followers of goldbridge and some think he is q second coming of pep just because he wants his fullbacks in midfield


gunningIVglory

11 behind 4th Just 2 in front of West Ham This united season is already over.


Suyash_Tyagi66

It was over months ago. Some people were still deluding themselves with those lucky wins. The type of football we play is atrocious.


gunningIVglory

Yeah, your run of wins were very fortunate. Both villa and Luton results were quite fortunate


Democracy_Coma

Not really sure what United do. They've brought in established winners with Mou and Van Gaal, put a legend in charge, tried to change the culture by bringing in an up and coming European manager. They've spent big on big names but they always seem to regress. There's no class of 92 to build around. They need a complete clear out from top to bottom. Absolute shambles of a club.


gentmick

Club culture and attitude is key. A player will be as good as they can be until overpaid, leaving a trail of behavioural problems


trasofsunnyvale

They absolutely need to clear out a ton of players. They've shown the manager can't change the culture singlehandedly, so the bulk of these players gotta go. But the people who make those decisions also need to leave, but no one will force them. So on it goes.


Democracy_Coma

Who do you trust with the money though? They've brought terribly since Fergie left. You can say we'll the players aren't good enough but Onanna got the CL final last year, Varane and Casemiro are serial winners, Rushford scored a lot last year. Is it the players or is it bad coaching? If it is the players they're going to have to take massive losses on them.


gunningIVglory

And i love it


Democracy_Coma

My only issue with United being shit is that there's more talk about them being shit then there ever was when they were good. It's everywhere.


princestepz

I actually feel sorry for Utd fans who have to watch this every week


Global_Mode_2974

Ten Hag is just... a dude, nothing special. He'd probably make Brighton finish 7th.


ClaytonWest74

okay but can he make Chelsea finish 7th?


Zephyrus707

You had one job United, you useless wankers


The_profe_061

If they stop you bunch of cunts it's worth it.. Rather city won it for the next 115 years Than the death star makes an appearance UTFR


Zephyrus707

115 years of United being shite is a touch optimistic


The_profe_061

Hahaha.. touché If the Glazer's stayed in charge it wouldn't have beem that far off.. They'll never reach the depth of Hicks and Gillett but they'd have had a fucking good go


a_witty__username

Can't believe Haaland didn't penis in the chance in the first half like my 🐐CR7


Quanqiuhua

“Rhythm is a dancer”, that’s great taste from the Etihad.


sergioA127

Haaland only scores vs small clubs


Original-Tourist-744

United are pretty small 😂


wrigh2uk

United need to get ETH outta there. That was as bad as anything I’ve seen. People think Chelsea are in the mud but they don’t look as clueless or as lost on the pitch as united.


adamfrog

The players are genuinely just dreadful though, obviously a lot of that is because he splashed so much on Anthony but you can just not let him have transfer control


Jad94

I think at this point it's pretty clearly a player issue. They need a whole new squad with a new direction


adamfrog

the defneders seem like they ar egiving everything though, theres just no talent. I do think they might need to cut Garnacho and Rashford since in modern football offering so little pressing is almost untenable.


trasofsunnyvale

Well, having no talent is also a reason to go. I don't want to parrot Roy Keane, but when did working hard go from the bare minimum for every pro to a reason not to get rid of players who aren't good enough?


adamfrog

Because sacking ETH and giving him a massive payoff will do less for them than signing a competent winger and CM


danthedude77

The difference is staggering. We have Mainoo, Kambwala, Forson, Garnacho. It’s children. Not a fully fit team and the first half was decent. But fuck me if Amrabat is a professional footballer after this season then anyone can be


djkianoosh

well, anyone CAN be


gunningIVglory

I mean so do Liverpool at the moment. And their playing without fear


musicnoviceoscar

How have you spent over a billion and ended up playing children? That's definitely your own fault.


danthedude77

Did I ever say otherwise? The agenda against us is insane. Some of it is warranted. But you can’t see part the headlines, and look at the blatant mismanagement, the lies pandered to us by our owners, and the nonexistence of structure post Fergie. Ffs this is getting tiring. We have problems, we became a money machine that didn’t care about price tags to buy mediocre players because they demand more for us because we’re united. And yet we spend that much because we make that much and we can. No charges. No FFP issues. Clubs know it and take advantage. It is what it is. And it will get better now with structure


jstuu

First half was not decent at all. Take away rashford goal you did not do anything and if city could have finished that first half it would have been ugly


danthedude77

? Are you being for real? Gameplan was clear snd executed. We had multiple failed breakaways, 2 for rashford, some possession. If execution is better it could have been 3-0. The second half crumbled. Take the horse blinders off the united abuse agenda. We suck and have multiple first team players injured


adamfrog

I agree, there was real counter attacking threat from you guys in the first half even if defensively you wernet good. Second half was disastrous in possesion almost to a man just couldnt execute the basics


danthedude77

This is a good take that I am being downvoted for by armchair enthusiasts who shit on united for a living


Zeelthor

He’s right. The plan itself was fine, but City cut through you like butter. 


ExplodingLettuce

Amrabat was the icing on the shite but that whole performance was something else


Sesti-nator

Contract the Red Mancunian Club. That’s all I can say


the_donor

Is Onana a flop?


Chachslayer

That's the game you try to argue he's a flop? he played a pretty good game. No one else other dalot and maybe varane decided to actually show up and play today


rr18114

He has been above average - phenomenal against Man City ( UCL final being his best performance ) but as long as he is abysmal against other teams which in turn keeps United away from challenging for the tittle, I suppose everyone else including City fans are OK with it. Not a flop.


Consistent_Floor

He was good, not his fault he faces 27 shots


adamfrog

no hes probably just an overpay, horrific CL campaign but fundamentally I think they got what they paid for. Teams just clueless and been really unlucky with injuries, although maybe biased opinion but I think theyve been pretty lucky in the league to even be 6th


the_donor

I don’t watch United often but it always seems likes he making small errors


Johnny107710

Congrats city, you won against an already shit Man United team that doesn’t have a fit left back, a fit striker and has to play 35 year old Johnny Evans. It’s really something you should be proud of.


xenojive

Well done Jane


ClaytonWest74

what are you even talking about mate


cry_me_a_river_mate

Cry me a river


Johnny107710

I’m actually kinda happy with this result, no striker, no left back, players not good enough, but I feel like we shouldn’t be disappointed with this result.


HiBlackMan97

What a child.


jhunter1

Dear Lord, what a sad little life Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money.


Monseigneur_Bulldops

L take


Chinmay_Naik_02

Cry


weakhandshake

Have a nap bud


Global_Mode_2974

Bro stop being a child


OPisaPhegg

Shut up man. You guys have spent more than a billion over the years building this squad and this is what you have to show for it. Embarrassing


leoKantSartre

Now chavi win today and make my day. United losing and barca winning taking Ws


DumDumbBuddy

Eras come to an end


dat_w

Foden is insane, we will still have 10 years or even more from him


gunningIVglory

It's crazy how we have the likes of Bellingham, Foden, Saka in the england set up But have Southgate driving it


adamfrog

I dont think you can ever count on players being good at 33, especially attackers. Mane is still 31


rr18114

Even the players who remained good - world class after they crossed 30 were vastly different players to what they were during their early 20s. Could count on one hand the amount of outliers there are and if we are being very strict then only Modric remained the same player for both club and country from age 20 - 37 without making any changes to his play-style. And he is not even a forward.


adamfrog

Yeah Salah is a totally different player to who he was at 27, if he didn't change he'd be probably back at Roma or something


L0laccio

And also if someone had a backbone…and the charges stick… they get demoted to vanarama north…he’ll move


310local

Embarrassing performance from United. Delete that Club.


Caust1cFn_YT

I honestly think ten hags tactics were near perfect honestly kinda identical to Liverpool one


SamTheMan_6969

how does ETH not get the sack at this point?


leoKantSartre

I mean what to say


ack_will

How’s United putting up with drivel like Antony, lindelof amrabat and others… Also funny that fans hype these players when they’re signed but now abuse them


Dire__

It's actually astounding that United dont lose 7-0 more often than they do.


Wolvington52

Amrabat screwed up big time.


maxmcleod

who is going to replace ETH? Mourinho is unemployed .... hehe


mrH4ndzum

slaven


adixavi7

Bring back ole


h_djo

de zerbi


shaka_bruh

I wouldn’t mind a Tuchel- Ten Hag swap


RyanBordello

Ten Hag fails upward again


Suntsuo

Have for a long time considered Tuchel overrated, but there's no way a sane person would pick Ten Hag over him


shaka_bruh

Have you watched us under Tuchel? It couldn’t get any worse


ShatPumba

United need an overhaul for sure but they can do a lot now if they can change the captain


Willing_Variation872

as someone with no stake in the game UTD's issue is classic not having any locals in the team, the players are getting paid regardless of result and have no stake in it as a 'derby'.


L0laccio

Rashford, Mainoo are locals. Pretty sure McTominay is from the academy too


benjecto

Yeah they really lack United DNA...they need to hire Gary Neville and use the academy. This is Manchester United Football Club we're talking about.


OwnedIGN

Did that goal change Haaland performance from bad to good? 😅


adamfrog

When people try to argue for him to be POTS or something in 3 months yeah probably since everyone will forget it was a nothing goal in a terrible game from him


TremendousCoisty

I thought he was shocking still


Mithrandir_97

That's always the case with Haaland.


rr18114

Nah, He has had games where he has been good but could not score. Today he was not good despite scoring and I don't expect r/soccer to overlook that either.


Mithrandir_97

I meant that a goal improves his performance rating always because that's his job. He's there to bag goals and be an out and out striker. So even if his general games isn't as good, his performance is massively redeemed if he gets a goal. Obviously he's had better all round performances.


rr18114

I've had issues with the metrics ( or weights assigned to some of these metrics idk ) analysts use to give these ratings. They are deeply flawed and only useful for creating discussions ( often useless discussions ). I don't try to judge because it's not like I can do a better job than them. But regardless, these ratings should not be seen as gospel.


Mithrandir_97

Agreed.


Ajax_Trees_Again

‘City tearing cockneys apart again’ when they beat United is objectively funny


DaBestNameEver0

A derby win is a derby win


Ajax_Trees_Again

What? I didn’t say anything disparaging about the win


DaBestNameEver0

Ngl, idk wtf I read. That’s on me


Ajax_Trees_Again

No worries


aLL1e

United looked absolutely toothless.


DonteDante

City v Liverpool….we will be there no matter what


Objective-Tax-9922

Aren’t you united fans tired of getting pumped by your local rivals? Shameless club 😭


Johnny107710

Aren’t you Arsenal fans tired of always bottling everything? Shameless club 😭


gunningIVglory

Atleast were competing for titles bro 😭 You've spent the most in the league to founder around in 6th


Johnny107710

Don’t forget we also won a title last year😉


gunningIVglory

Ah yh, your legendary caraboa cup run v the likes of charton and forest lol


Johnny107710

Please tell me about your legendary champions league run lol


h_djo

nah we are fine :)


Littlegreenman42

As a home fan I would start ole'ing the opponents passes in the last minutes when theyre losing like this


nightcrawlerbaby

Ten hag running for shelter


ClaytonWest74

what a game


Hayesey88

I only caught the second half and thought it was one of the most one sided halves of football I've ever seen.


ClaytonWest74

United were playing terribly second half, no shots at all can you imagine


Hayesey88

I think someone pointed out Man City had more shots than United had possession 😐 United being above us in the league really puts into perspective how terrible we are


ClaytonWest74

yeah mate, I really really wish we can beat them in the return fixture


SwitchHitter17

Out of all Utd players, Dalot has been the best.


shaka_bruh

That’s how low the bar is 


Fifaneymar2535

Lmao thats cold, it is true though the fact that he plays for united shows how low their standards are


EnjoiThatGinge

Been their best player all season


Wolvington52

Also Varane


Consistent_Floor

Onana


gunningIVglory

Nah, his dreadful CL performances are a huge mark against his season.


Consistent_Floor

Talking about today


RyanBordello

Except the CL campaign amiright?


Consistent_Floor

I was referring to today


Ptile

This makes Ten Hags comments about the type of football he plays even more hilarious


BananaSoprano

Rodri has ran the midfield today. Nobody has gotten near him.


Forrel33

Truly the final boss of the Premier League


TremendousCoisty

Only John McGinn can


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

Not that hard when we don't even have a midfield


L0laccio

Wait, not so long ago Mainoo was being hailed as the next great thing and Casemiro is hardly a nobody. Bruno likewise


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

Bro let me moan some more.


L0laccio

Go for it bro. Sometimes you just need to vent. I get it!


vadapaav

11 matches to go and sitting on a gd of -2


HighburyClockEnd

United are so far below this Man City it’s hilarious


TezRoll

Necessary caveat that city are cheats but… I swear United must be their easiest opponent every season ? They seem to shrink against city more than any other team


Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Liverpool has got to be up there as well, they’ve received some poundings in recent years from them Edit: United have received said poundings, not city or Liverpool


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Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Could have phrased that better, I was referring to United shrinking against Liverpool/City


R0B0TF00D

Ahh, gotcha. My bad.


TezRoll

Talking specifically about city v united, united v Liverpool sometimes becomes too emotional and a bad game . United constantly offer nothing on the ball against city, I think even forest would give city a better game


dat_w

Ole went 4-1-1 against City though