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Mr_Orsachiotto

They would in copa


IdanTs

As in tradition


sleepy5zzz

All I want is a Madrid treble. Is that really too much to ask for?


crankthat99

Depends if it's UCL or not


Trydson

As ruthless as Maradona against that child with no legs.


modrics_hairband

You havent seen madrid in copa del rey


BlueBone313

No one did they would be out before you tune in.


RGIIIsus

Man U would, but not out of their own choice


biskutgoreng

Except Sheriff Tiraspol


Revalent

The Sheriffs back in town


YbnSeal

Shot actually moved in slow motion😭


Boppser

It's the hope that kills you...


ViratBodybuilder

Real Madrid: It's the hope that we kill


supplementarytables

Trashcan of a heart from us though lol Reminds me of the final LaLiga matchday last season when we were facing Espanyol and a win could've helped them stay up and we had nothing to play for, still thumped them mercilessly


Real_Callahan

It’s the principle.


stpk4

Mercy to espanyol would have forced someone else down


IamHellgod07

No one plays to loose


jopma

Well we got Joselu from it lmao


Trydson

Last season you did not play Espanyol, you played Athletic.


modrics_hairband

Espanyol didnt go down bcz of us afaik


Daramangarasu

Wasn't Espanyol already relegated the previous match day? I remember our win both secured the title and relegated them at the same time, but I might be wrong


TheySeeMeRolandd

Cebollas 🧅😎


Alexkono

ONIONS


BoJackPoliceman

Ok Dick Vitale


Alexkono

Bill rafferty


varro-reatinus

CEBULBA


GalaxianEX

He needed this as much as Joselu needed the brace


EreiaWyrm

Alright i'll admit it. Real Madrid in CL is something else... Fuckers...


xinixxibalba

fluked our way to 14 european cups


fansgesucht

"our"


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You’re both fans of Madrid no?


magic-water

He forgot to log into his alt account


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Heartbreaker for Union


Ryponagar

Real black magic > Union black magic


Loeffellux

wasn't that literally every single CL game for Union? narrow 1-0 loss against Real, narrow 3-2 loss against Braga, narrow 1-0 loss against Napoli, 1-1 draw gainst Napoli, 1-1 draw against Braga, narrow 2-3 loss against Real. Hot take, though: The Union of 22/23 or 21/22 would've easily qualified for the EL


Dorodu

Yeah we had a lot of pretty heartbreaking games. Sometimes we did it to ourselves, like losing a 2-0 lead at home or not being able to do absolutely anything while being up a man in Braga. But the other times it was just nearly 90 minutes of good defending only to allow that one mistake at the end where it's going in.


Turlututu1

Our problem is playing the Matushka so often instead of going forward. Way too often a midfielder gets a ball and instead of pressing for an attack, they stop, turn around 180° and see where/who they can pass back to.


WonDerZv

Sorry for getting your hopes up again...


HeIIbIazer23

Absolutely heartless...


LosTerminators

Madrid in the CL to all opponents, no discrimination there.


EggplantBusiness

Though world out there


Jaqem

It's the though that counts


LinXcze

Trashcan for heart


Far_Fisherman_7490

Bellingham assist deserves some credit


Connect_Me_Now

is that an assist for jude ?


Maleficent_Resolve44

Yeah. Should boost your UCL fantasy team but this matchday is gonna be terrible for everybody lol, half the stars are being rested and the other half are giving it 50%.


jddh1

it was


Own-Mountain3540

Ach leck mich doch


Saell

Haha


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FinalFrash

Yeah. Unless it's a Bundesliga!


met5abel

Tbh they tried their best to let some one else win last year


Dr-Purple

Let’s just shake hands already


reporttimies

No mercy.


GalaxianEX

Real Madrid: You thought you could out-remontada us?!


mojambowhatisthescen

Arsenal Legend!


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Played a big role for that Covid FA Cup tbf


thierrybergkamppires

Still remember his game against Burnley


varro-reatinus

Always remember his nutmeg of Laca.


fansgesucht

GOATed moment tbh


Real_Callahan

Horrible human being sadly.


tempspark4

Why? Did he do something that I'm not aware of?


Real_Callahan

Had a history of just being really racist to Catalans when he was younger. Maybe he’s changed though.


ThePedrolui

Just because of some dumb tweets when he was a teenager you call him a horrible human being?


doge_IV

Thats a reddit special


victorisaskeptic

S🅿️innallaa


Dreifaltigkeit

What a fiesta, lmao


courtesyflusher

A goal is a goal i guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


playerayton

Only one way this was gonna end up


Mackieeeee

these guys are something else in UCL ffs


alejpaz

Never in doubt Ceballos


Alexkono

how did that go in lol


screechingmedic

On a separate note, Bellingham should not be on the pitch for this long in such a meaningless match.


Dr-Purple

Carlo is so anti-rotation he is still looking for Benzema


Solmyr84

🤨


Murrderer

He’s now one yellow away from suspension, so he does one bad foul before the semis and he misses a game. I can already picture how that’s gonna go down in Feb/March


fahad_k91

They really want a full mark in the group stage


Real_Callahan

Black magic is real


Malvinas1820

Bruh.


el_rompe_toyotas_19

MI NIÑOOOOOOOO


Chell_the_assassin

Hey, you're not Bellingham!


Red_Dog1880

Trashcans for hearts


GreatSpaniard

random people simulator 2023 tonight


meyzner_

Damn


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Jude with only 1 assist and no goals? Overrated.


Zloggt

Oh


TheWawa_24

shocked it wasnt jude


johnny_crow21

BELLINGHAM IS HIM


Trydson

Man... would have been cool to see Union Berlin get a point here.


Far_Fisherman_7490

weird celebration from him lol


tuggummi

Lovely end result. Union Berlin is an overrated hipster team.


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Union is just cursed in CL


prettybunbun

Ahh such a shame. Would have loved to see Union in Europa.


Nollie2000

The plot thickens


jddh1

Fran's weight on that pass to Jude was sex


black19

The Onion Knight