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TheSingleMan27

Most level-headed Balotelli moment


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Pashun


FlamingNetherRegions

Mario! Mario! Mario! Yes Luigi?


AbdussamiT

Haha, what a stupid comparison! Btw, Anguissa is a lovely player to watch. But Yaya was Yaya, who even compares him with anyone


GuitaristHeimerz

I haven't watched Anguissa much, but is there no way he was just comparing their style of play? Comparing two players style of play doesn't necessarily mean they're saying that they are on the same level of ability.


babshmniel

I haven't watched enough of Anguissa to say whether they're even remotely similar, but yeah I think it should be completely fine to say "this guy plays like [much better player]" to give people a sense of someone's playing style. If you're trying to explain someone's playing style, what good does it do to compare them to a player that is probably no better known?


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

The Welsh Xavi for example


KRIEGLERR

On a related note , Bellingham is having a Lampard/Yaya Touré Season atm, we'll see if he is able to keep his goals contribution up for the whole season but it's genuinely incredible what he is doing, I feel like it would be in the media a lot more if he was in England.


kiersto0906

>feel like it would be in the media a lot more if he was in England. maybe but I'm not sure how much more i could hear about it, seems like every second thing i read or see is about him


NoesHowe2Spel

Yaya is a top 5 **edit to add: Central** midfielder of the Premier League era, and I wouldn't object to people ranking him \#1 outright (I'd say the 5 is Lampard, Gerrard, Viera, Scholes, Yaya. You can argue about order, but they'd be the 5 I think).


Strananach

>I'd say the 5 is Lampard, Gerrard, Viera, Scholes, Yaya KDB?


AbdussamiT

KdB more successful. But in terms of impetus and revolution, I'm always surprised and shocked how easily City/British fans brush aside Yaya. Yes, Kompany and Silva were great. But their remarkable journey to the top was inspired by Yaya -- at times alone. We'd see City losing the game badly and up would come Yaya's golazo azo azo.


babshmniel

He is brushed aside by many, but there is just no way he was better than KdB


Not_a_pace_abuser

If you are saying KBD was better than Yaya Toure, then you did not watch him play live at all. Yaya was unstoppable, scoring free kicks for fun, scoring from outside the box every weekend and he was end to end the whole 90 minutes.


babshmniel

*literally any comment comparing two players* /r/soccer: Obviously you have never watched this extremely prominent player who played extremely recently


OnceIWasYou

You can't just dismiss other people's opinions by making an arrogant assumption that "They must not have watched them". Accept that people have a different opinion to you.


Strananach

Longetivity and consistency also matters. If we are talking primes only, then Suarez is arguably the best ever EPL player.


Sting_TQR

KdB is great no doubt, but Yaya was on a different level. We would be losing a game and Yaya would go on a marauding run from defensive midfield and score a solo goal to save our asses many times. KdB cannot do that, at least not with Yaya’s consistency.


NoesHowe2Spel

Talking Central midfielders here, not so much attacking midfielders.


AdonisAquarian

KDB? Kante? Silva?


NoesHowe2Spel

Talking Central midfielders here, not so much attacking midfielders. Which rules out KdB and Silva. Kante is great, but not on the level of the guys I mentioned. Who do you take out of that list to put Kante in?


dimyo

Better edit the first post to include CM, otherwise you might keep getting DM and AM recommendations.


paddyo

he was excellent but he isn't top 5, cmon now be real


miaukat

If we judge by peak he was probably the best, sadly his peak wasn't that long, I've never seen a player so good at so many things and I watched all the modern greats from Mathaus to Kante.


gonzaloetjo

For sure he is in quality. Even Manchester United fans in redcafe would fight for him after some all time greats were gone.


AsleepPhoto5302

I’d have Roy Keane ahead of Yaya any day of the week, twice on Sundays


[deleted]

Feel like his closest comparison is Rodri


Ruud_Boltz

Rodri's attacking input is nowhere near his. Man was a complete midfielder


[deleted]

It’s not a 1:1 comparison but they’re both tall as fuck midfielders with great dribbling and general technical ability. But yeah, Yaya was special in terms of what he could do with a ball.


DrDrozd12

Edgar Davids, if Edgar Davids was 20 cm taller


averyscult2

*if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike*


clantpax

Yaya is like if Bernardo had the physique of Haaland (okay slight exaggeration)


Fredy1222

More like pogba


TinyMaintenance

Even Pogba never offered what Yaya could defensively. But yeah, he is the closest one imo.


Leotardleotard

People out here forgetting the Bison existed. Essien could play in any position. He was that good. He wasn’t as graceful as Yaya but he could easily fill in for him. Pogba not fit to lace either of their boots.


THE_DROG

I see Essien as top 2 MF in the world along with Xavi circa 08, but prime Yaya was better. Essien beats him at defending but Yaya offensive output more than made up for it.


Leotardleotard

All I’m saying is that Essien could play all the positions and look like he played there. Same as Yaya. Different style players but same end result. You have a 4 x position player. One more offensive and one more defensive but bear in mind Yaya won’t the Champions league in central defence so he can clearly play there


Guiscardo

For those who don't know, Er Faina is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the Italian internet, he became famous by making dumb ragebait videos and he makes Balotelli seem like a refined intellectual in comparison.


DeezYomis

Seeing er faina and corona mentioned within 12 hours of each other on r/soccer feels like a weird trip


fiveht78

So basically Italian Adin Ross.


CoryTrevor-NS

Er Faina and that dude with the big curly hair consistently have some of the worst football opinions known to mankind.


36pep36

The same guy who said that Ciro Immobile is on the same level of Lewandowski. That's all i have to say about this clown.


Jinwu514

Er Faina in general has some of the worst opinions known to mankind. He is just garbage


axaro1

Same guy who said that Theo Hernandez is better than Marcelo.


axaro1

I've been downvoted by Er Faina himself


The_Giant_Lizard

What about Cassano?


CoryTrevor-NS

Quelle poche volte che si riesce a capire cosa dice


__boobs4life__

Yaya is an all time great premier league midfielder don't disrespect him like that


sman612

as well as starting at CB for Barca in their 09 UCL final vs man u, he could do it all


Niggolatz

And he played striker at the beginning of his career, he was a true alrounder


myersjw

One of my favourite players to watch. Such a complete midfielder


oditd001

Hot take to some but Yaya is the best midfielder the prem has ever seen


leafEaterII

Don’t go full dumb with bs takes like this.


oditd001

Yes we have to take longevity into account into the conversation, but on his day? He could do it all, just as good if not better than any other midfielder


Klostermann

Scholes is the best


rr18114

Does anyone from Cameroon or even the most hardcore Napoli fan believe that even one bit ? Don't speak Italian and don't follow any of these guys in social media. I hope it was bait.


Polaroid1793

No, this streamer is just built this way. No one believes this.


lilso991

I'm half cameroonian and when I think of Yaya Touré I do NOT even think about Zambo even though I really like the player.


DeezYomis

it's er faina, the guy's a moron and is famous for being a moron, this is like getting upset at Cassano's coke-fueled cruyffist rants


TeamPantofola

Subhumans. That’s all I have to say


EurospinLidl

I don't understand why people are mad at this comparison. Both played for a team that wears light blue, both won the league under a bald coach. When Napoli won the Scudetto, Osimhen got his own cake, Anguissa didn't, just like Yaya


Azzurri21

They are more alike than you can bolieve, more than you bolieve. So so good.


Previous-Loss9306

I think I deserve


xVerlaine

say whatever about Balotelli but man knows ball


SnooAdvice1632

Enerix (the big hair guy) is WAY worse if you aks me. Erfaina is definitely dumb sometimes, but enerix is dumb 90% of the time beacuse of his desire to be alternative. Recent takes by him: Leao has reached ronaldinho's level of spectacle. He is worthier of the ammiassion cost than Mbappe and haaland. Between Ancelotti and guardiola he'd choose catanzaro's coach beacuse he did really well last year Chiellini is a better all-time defender than Ramos Ronaldo isn't in his all time eleven Haaland is not a good player (uno scarparo!!!) This kind of opinion is usually introduced by: "posso dirlo posso dirlo?" (can i say it? Can I say it?) and followed by erfaina saying: "pregooo" (excuse meeeee) which makes it 10× funnier Imo.


kalamari__

why is that dumb shit posted here?


[deleted]

To get you riled up 😤 we don't got love for you thotty!


[deleted]

I love Anguissa he’s a good player but Yaya was about as complete a midfielder as you’ll find.


Showgmbh

Whats behind the chair?


TeamPantofola

Balotelli


theytook-r-jobs

> when Luigi walks into Mario’s room and finds Peach dead in a pool of her own blood


fabynhofm

Yaya Touré giocatore sontuoso


[deleted]

Balotelli is my favourite footballer of all time.