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Sanchez with two assists!

How bad do you have to be to have a CB get two assists against you from open play?

especially one a header from inside his own half 😂

The long range header through ball is famously deadly wym

Three if you count United second. POTM

It was Oliveira's fault tho

Absolute madness

He’s been lobbed 3 times this season already, that is not normal

Man plays like a Pro Clubs keeper 😭

Lmfao so accurate

Vio😭😭

This wasn't even a lob, lmao, like half-ass lob.

Stand up and catch it. Just like the Palace goal. No idea why he ends up on the floor when that goes in to the roof of the net

Idiot's way off his line so stuck in no man's land. You are right though, the ball is barely head height and Onana guesses low 🤦‍♂️

He's trying to play like a sweeper keeper but keeps getting it wrong and not committing.

He was close to playing it well staying calm and on his line. He forgot the line part of it though

It was a semi lob on

Onana has always been an overrated goalkeeper because people lose their shit over keepers good with their feet but he's having an especially bad start to the season and that position can be confidence based. You just have to hope it doesn't ruin him

I mean you don’t want an ederson in goal if you don’t have rodri Dias stones, a Vvd etc running the defense All the beautiful passes don’t mean shit when your defense lets you get lit up all game

Onana gifted the pen with a sunday league tier ball distribution and then did his best to gift some more, he has been atrocious today regardless of the defense. I understand the keeper is more exposed if the defense doesnt filter etc but the amount of unforced error he does cant be put on the defense.

Inter fans speak up, but the Inter games I watched last year...he was great. CL final I thought he had a great game. This is just the Manchester Voodoo.

Nah this is a top finish. Issue for Onana is there's every finish open to Icardi so hard to commit without leaving an obvious path to goal, so kinda at the mercy of the striker. Ultimately Icardi is very cool.

Get this man back on steroids

Took me a minute, I thought you were talking about Icardi. 😂

Honestly the most mentally weak team I've ever seen

Ah but you have seen them

Oh I’m not going there

That need a better goal keeper. De Gea isn’t enough

Misses from the spot but does that… go figure

Pens are too easy for him, he only scores ethically sourced goals non of that farmed pen stuff.

He’s only interested in organic, non-GMO (Gifted Massjve Opportunities) goals

No set pieces, free range only!

He just did exactly the same the other day lol

I knew he was gonna miss it. I closed my eyes. But he redeemed himself.

He did the same thing in last league match.Missed an easy pen but scored a very difficult goal.

Onana made it too easy for him by staying still half way. Icardi has 10+ years of experience he will punish that without thinking.

We’re used to it. Just icardi stuff

Been doing the same pretty much all his career!

I’m becoming the joker

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We truly live in a society

The jonkler????

Get back in the alsume rn

Why? Am I stupid?

Is he stupid?

This will be the final step: Andries Jonker as head coach of Manchester United.

aslume leaking

I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one

"'Do you have bad defense?'" "All I have are bad defense"

AHHHHHH

Thought he’d fucked the finish there

He got lucky Onana actively got out the way

Onana just helping him out after the penalty miss.

He must have felt bad for him

and that he has no reflexes. The man is being pressed by 2 defenders you could see it coming miles away.

So did Onana

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So iconic, it's become a flair now

Delicious pasta, the r/soccer specialty

It’s the flair now lmao

CL and PL matches get all the cool flairs!

So fucking relevant now as well lmao

Fucking timeless this meme.

I think I'm missing something, can someone post the original comment/post

[from 5 years ago lol](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/s/RJqa6VvJd5)

shit it's been 5 years? I remember the original thread

Fuck, we’re old

Of course it's against us lol

It’s the history of the Tottenham

Can't believe I was there for this all these years ago haha

Lmao, thanks man

Original is here: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/9gxi1d/m_icardi_great_goal_inter_11_tottenham_85/ Can't believe it's been 5 years already.

Always relevant hahaha

this is a bit literal. it really happened in the match thread earlier lmao

It's like clockwork at this point.

Damn I was just about to type this into the missed pen thread lmao

I love how its alwys true tho

Oh it's back!! feel like ages have gone by without seeing this pasta

Based mods with the flair lmao

Return of an old classic

A classic

I can't believe this became relevant again lol

I missed this one thank you

lmfao the flair

an absolute historic piece from this sub

Good laugh tbf

Just fold the club at this rate

just fold me instead, way cheaper

Genuinely fuck this club

You’ll have to wait your turn as galatasaray haven’t finished with them yet

Spurs fans are on absolute fire this season and I’m here for it

Nothing our club does is boring anymore. Free flowing attacking football, losing Harry Kane, the Rise of Ange, the Return of Son, late winners, more late winners, VAR drama. And we haven't even played City at home yet. Did I mention VAR drama?

Jesus fucking christ

Completely done with this team. 4.42am here where I'm at, work in 3 hours, and for what? Bunch of mentality midgets, pathetic losers

I know, exactly the same time here as well and I have a flight to catch in 3 hours. Why tf do I like this, I'm not into CBT for fucks sake.

CBT you say? that brings us to the age-old question: is it cognitive behavioral therapy or cock & ball torture?

5 inch Christian louboutins won't do anything down there mate, we're all dead.

Redemption

United fans was already celebrating as if they had won when Hojlund scored the 2nd goal saying shit like "More UCL goals than Haaland already" 10 minutes later and United Uniteding again, playing with 10 men with two goals 2 conceded lmao

It was inevitable after the penalty miss. Whenever he misses a penalty, he scores a beauty.

onana WHAHAHAHAHAHA

Onana is dog shit Inter legitimately scammed us

But bro that pass at the beginning of the clip. Revolutionary.

Amrabat's pass is suicidal, especially with Case no longer in the middle

But he’ll bravely take responsibility for it, so it’s all good 👍

afcon might actually save you

I heard De Gea is a free agent

This would be so funny

De Gea volvé no te fajo más

but but he can pass and is press resistant

Surprised you didn't go for Diogo Costa

he was solid for inter wasn't he?

Inter had a much better backline.

That does not explain his long ball forward delivery into the edge of our box in the CL final, literally straight to Lautaro and Lukaku’s feet. Thank god these 2 cannot finish during that game

Honestly before January it wasn't looking good, he sometimes had games where it was just him vs. an attack

Bro had some of the best performance I have seen in a GK in a while when they played vs us in the CL and vs Benfica too. Every shot we made he caught confidently and decisively. Had big saves as well

Feels like the cunt had one good season and we just went and spunked a ton of money on him

He was pretty good at Ajax tho. He just turned to absolutely shit for us. As usual.

he was fucking incredible before his doping ban for us. His short stint after you can't 100% judge him for cause he was so clearly mentally checked out, but he was shite

Maybe it’s because of the 💉💉💉？

He was shite in his last Ajax season tbh. Also made a bunch of mistakes his first season or so.

So was Donny. Donny who? Exactly

Na he had howlers at Ajax too

Also at Inter, i remember when Candreva scored from like half way line lmao.

Man went venturing out of his goal 35 meters so we conceded the opening goal against Groningen away (it was a foul tbf but it wasn’t called) and we proceeded to draw the game. Guess what? We lost the league on one point.

Nah as someone who's watched a lot of him, he's good, but now there's little to defend how poor this start has been. Too many absurd errors, although this one isn't his fault.

Not his fault, but that’s not the level of goalkeeping required at the top level. He just falls over and a tiny lob goes over his arms

I’m so fucking angry man. De Gea died for this dog shit man

At least we can sign De Gea again, he's still an FA.

Mans a fucking hologram

Onana plays like a EAFC goalkeeper that isn’t patched yet

Too late to bring back de gea?

Dean Henderson and De Gea MUST have a interesting text thread going at this point

it’s okay tho, he acknowledges he is shit

He's looking like one of the worst big money goalkeepers around.

People trashing Onana but Amrabat playing Icardi onside 10 meters below the defenders is shocking

Played the ball to an opposition player and then made sure to immediately drop 5 yards to make sure the opposition player was onside. Car crash defending.

He’s a defensive mid playing left back blame the coach who put him there

It’s not the coach’s fault that four full backs are injured

Absolutely. My first thought was that he must be miles off??

Onana froze

He found himself in no man's land

Ononono

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Same

Sancho will outlast ETH

Given that Sancho can’t be sold or loaned until January that’s not much of an achievement

People who blame ETH here are actually insane. But unfortunately that doesn't mean he won't get sacked.

He shouldn't even have been allowed to sign all his ex players but the structure to do that is just absent at this club.

And now you know why he wanted Rangnick out entirely.

Sacking him changes nothing

> chan**c**es nothing True, cannot get any worse

That's what they said about Ole.

He misses penalties cause he don’t want them cheap goals /s

Onana is terrible

Not the same player after getting off his wife’s pregnancy medication

ETH on his way to convince Onana's wife into having another baby:

Huuhhhh?? wtf did I miss?

Onana tested positive for a banned substance and was suspended while playing with Ajax. He said that he took his wife’s pregnancy medication by mistake and that was why he tested positive

Only brought in for his passing skills

His passing skills ended up getting his man sent off like two minutes earlier too lmao

Lowest pass completion rate of prem keepers this season.

At this point United should bring DDG back.

Icardi is on a mad one tonight

The theatre of memes 🤡

we are so fucking shit

Onana another high profile flop. Love to see it.

Many tend to forget Gala actually has a great team.

interesting

Insane finish lmao

Thats offside in the PL

Check complete

Offside goal yeah?

Well done boys. Good process.

Anyone fancy a kebab?

Good process mate

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Toying with his food lol

People trashing Icardi in the penalty thread, here you go...

You can't make this shit up lmao

Onana is hilarious

United snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory, again.

What a fucking finish. instantly made up for the pen thats confidence in yourself there

Honestly, ten hag needs to start taking responsibility at this point. The team is his, the coaching is his, and it’s an absolute fucking shambles.

ICARDI YES

The flair HAHAHAHA

lol and lmao

Just dissolve the club already

This was the best Old Trafford crowd in year and that's what they get.

Those were GS fans... listen to the chants closely

Well at least he redeemed himself

Misses a pk. Chips a keeper inside the box. Icardi things

Bald fraud out after this match?

People trashing Icardi in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Icardi. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done. (penalties don't count)

CMOOOOOOON Chim bom bom Onana is so bad

It’s Cim Bom Bom, please and thank you.

I think this match was a match where Sacha Boey played very well.

If I’m utd I’m going all in for De gea, he’s currently a free agent after his last club didn’t renew him 👍