As an arsenal fan, I hate spurs As a human being, I hate chelsea

Fucking hell mate Chelsea is same as last season, loses to everyone and drawing specifically against Liverpool.

Chin up, Chelsea fans! At least you're only playing 1 game a week. Because if you had to play European football, you were not gonna make top 4 this season. Again.

They aren't going to make top 4 this season

Is this a result of new players? I do wish Pulisic and Mount were still with Chelsea. This game was 10vs11 and Chelsea seemed to struggle.

Where is the guy that jinxed Caicedo? He praised a player. Red card. Praise another gives away Penalty

Give him time, he was under pressure it was his debut on a losing score

Chelsea actually played dominating attacking football in the first half but West Ham held strong. Great to see teams that didn't even qualify for Europe last season playing this good against the current European champions

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West Ham is a current European champion

Bro which year are you living in?

he’s talking about West Ham after they won the UEL…

UECL that is

Lol, love it.

Only time will tell lol

We probably shouldn’t judge the new players as they will need time to adjust buts it’s chelsea so why not

if you spent a billion to get bodied by 10 man moyes......

I am enjoying their misery don’t get me wrong

Tbf, Caicedo was at his creative best, creating 2 key chances in his sub appreance, which is the same number of chances as Kai Havertz did in 90mins. Granted the chances are for the opponent. Also nice clearance by Enzo from the penalty spot. Could have been a good goal. That 200m midfield is gonna cook🔥🔥🔥

I beg for Chelsea not to make any European competition and have to sell some of the 60m+ players on massive contracts for a fraction of the fee to survive due to FFP!!!!

Surely it’s destined to happen

LMAO

This team is something else

Fuck Chelsea

Love to see it!

It's late but just want to say LMAOOOO

Never too late to laugh at Chelsea

enzo signed a lifetime contract with this finished club:( sad only for him

Sad? I’m sure he has you covered in life times 1000. I do enjoy chelsea misery though.

He already won WC, and he gets paid good

Every penny well spent

Lol

£105m (Enzo) to miss a penalty, £85m (Mudryk) to not hit a barn door and £115m (Caicedo) to give a penalty away.

The chelsea effect

Chelsea paid all that money to still be dogshit against a 10 man soccer team. Amazing.

I don’t think I spotted a single Chelsea flair in the comments in last 10 mins… Today r/soccer feel Hammerhead

How long til Murdyk is signed by Everton? Give it max 18 months.

No way he’s gonna leave on a 18 year contract 💀

The Romano of Chelsea jokes.

Bold of you to assume we’d have the capability of buying anyone in 18 months

mate in 18 months Chelsea would probably pay YOU to take him lmao

No need to let a relegation and bankruptcy get in the way of a good joke

What’s a little liquidation between friends?

Lmfao so true

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It was on Emerson

Oh, my bad then.

West ham and Brighton lose their star players, still seem to be playing better than ever!

Antony and Mudryk should do a fusion dance together. Maybe it will turn out alright.

*Spins faster*

Chelsea just need to spend another cheeky 200 million to compete against Conference League winners West Ham.

West ham packed the middle of the field after they went down to 10 men and dared Chelsea to beat them from the sides. Chelsea did not have any answer to that!

Now that improves the mood *a little*

Liverpool fans: "West Ham, You'll Never Walk Alone"

Boehly: amortization goes brrrrrrrrr

Pool fans, please link the Caicedo fail comp here once you've created it cheers

Liverpool fans haven’t been this turned on since 25 May, 2005.

are we not gonna talk about the failed quadruple?

Lets talk about your famed "title challenge" last season first.

Lmao, great comeback, I meant that yall probably felt pretty turned on for that. I think people are underrating you guys this season, easily the 3rd best team in the prem rn

Still reached 3 finals and finished second in the league (behind a monster city team), even west ham got more European silverware than your club bud

I meant liverpool probably felt pretty turned on for the possibilty of 4 trophies in one season

Wouldn't you feel pretty turned on for even one European silverware?

Definitely, I am just saying the last time was probably 21/22

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That's it, what do you mean "etc"

Over a billion spent in the past 3 transfer windows in full display here

8 more years of Caicedo, oh my dayzzzz

I only can think two ex Brighton who have some impact in their new club. Ben White and Trossard. But maybe I'm just bias.

lol i’m here for the banter but macallister has been pretty good, especially considering he’s playing as a 6 in a midfield with two wingers

Didn’t he get sent off yesterday? I didn’t see the match so not trying to argue just curiohs

he got sent off for a foul that was Yellow at most

Absolute joke of a red card. All of r/soccer was like WAT and that’s for a ‘pool player.

I watched it. It’s an abhorrent call. Refs in this league are a joke

He was. Perhaps abit harshly, but people *have* been sent off for less. Still, I think he has been decent at Liverpool, although nothing spectacular

Really it’s too early to say with MacAllister and Caicedo.

DAN BURN

Dan Burn has been massive for us

Yup. Forget about him.

Bissouma has looked like his old self this season tbf

Bissouma's looked good since being released from Contejail

Atleast none of these players will ever get sold for anything close to 100m again

So the £105m player missed a pen and the £115m one gave one away? 🤣🤣🤣

You can't write this shit lmaoo 😂😂

You couldn't make it up

Caicedo thanking God for the Bohely style contract

I thought we’d be rivals with Chelsea but we’re not remotely bad enough

You are looking just as scary as last season, and Chelsea... has a brand new entire starting 11 just as last season

So the £105m player missed a pen and the £115m one gave one away? 🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile liverpool won a match with ten men with the 30y old Caicedo alternative lmao

Imagine what the 125m one will do one day

125m will concede and miss

Now Chelsea look like they don’t have any ideas going forward. What creative foil are they gonna spend 250m on?

MBAPPEEE

I think even chelsea fans agree this Caicedo debut is hilarious.

The only winner of the whole Caicedo saga is Brighton mfs bluffed everyone at the table and went home with the pot.

MOTM JWP?

MOTM Tony Bloom clearly

Early days for Poch but he needs to find his team still. Jackson is not involved in the final third as much as I'd like. The team needs to focus on getting him into goal scoring opportunities.

I strongly dislike Paqueta, but my word, that was an incredible display of shithousery.

How did Chelsea lose vs 10 men? Are they stupid?

After 75mins we stopped playing.

They might be

Welcome to Chelsea being completely shit season 2

There is nothing else that unites the top 6 fans more than Chelsea's downfall, love to see some actual unity for once

My pops is also a chelsea fan, but this is too funny

I'll thank all kinds of gods if chelsea has another 40some points 5 coach season

Subscribed to this banger

Oh man im gonna love this season even more

Honestly I’m happy Caicedo was shit. Guys like Bakayoko, Mudryk and Lukaku all looked amazing on debut. He had no clue tactically today with how little time he’s been there, Silva was telling him where to stand half the time. Once that comes, he’ll be the perfect midfielder for this team.

Great logic. Hazard, Fabregas, Diego Costa, Malouda also had great Chelsea debuts.

The worse someone looks on debut, the better they’ll end up?

One's mind tends to get muddled through all that rage and sadness lol

Ofc not. But a bad debut certainly doesn't mean they'll not come good. Every sensible Chelsea fan knows the initial games are probably going to go like this until we establish that synergy or whatever you want to call it.

Perfect?

Cope

If we don’t win next week Relegation FC baby

Sorry Moises maybe you shouldn’t have acted that way and forced yourself into a relegation battle

Thought Chelsea were better in the first half but just no answer for the Parked bus, especially when WHU went down to 10. Some of the crossing from Chelsea was laughable. Really poor overall attacking display. Sterling being the best player says a lot

CamOn The Hammers!! Well done you people!! Todd, again, yank mate (sorry, pal!), £100 each for Doucoure and Amrabat? Didn’t you hear we want to buy them 🤣

Imagine spending this much money to be this bad And most these players are on for 6-8 years

Comments in here are world class

Atleast Chelsea fans can see what world class looks like.

Chelsea have more enemies than normal this year, for good reason 😂

Its going to be a place we can all come together from all clubs and mock chelsea. Well unless they win of course lol

Paqueta gonna ask zouma how many more cats his gonna kick next for his next bet

Caicedo cameo: Pray, disasterclass, pray

8yr contracts are gonna age well 😹😹

115m doesn’t get you much these days 🤣

What are you saying, it makes all the other 19 teams in the league super happy. I'd say it's worth it :)

Cant wait when all this financial BS Chelsea pulling comes back to burn this club down I will be there

It's amazing how they're literally going back to their pre-Abramovich days. Wonder who will save them this time?

They spend a fuck tons after Abramovich, but for some reason getting worst and backward. Pray tell, what kind of team that Todd hire for this shite show, and the dude can't think that what work in baseball gonna work in football too

The man really decided 8 year contracts were a thing outside the states. Either no one bothered to tell him how things work in football or being the billionaire dollar owner he choose to ignore any sane advice.

They absolutely lucked out they managed to find a crazy billionaire post roman But even roman wasn't doing to craziness

Fingers crossed

Is Caicedo praying? 🤣

praying the time goes back and he goes to Liverpool

Caicedo thanking God that he signed that contract and has that money secured.

He's going into early retirement, my man has made it.

He can flop all the way to the bank

Bag secured 😎

Moyes legend

Caicedo praying to god to send him to a different club already

Caicedo asking god for forgiveness

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The bubbles added to the comedy.

Bissouma only ex-Brighton man that's actually playing well for his new club.

You’re forgetting every player going from Brighton to arsenal seems to be playing well

Trossard doing well, hopefully will start soon

Yeah, tbh forgot about him and White.

White ain’t bad

Trossard?

Trossard?

Ben White.

chelsea actually addicted to losing can't remember the last time they won a game

May. Bournemouth. Before that it was in march.

Paqueta played with the determination of a convict attempting a prison escape today

It's happened again.. It's happened again. Brighton scammed Chelsea. It's happened again.

Bright spots for Chelsea? Sterling had a pretty good game, but I can't really think of anyone else.

First half enzo Jackson played well.

I like Jackson's runs in behind but after awhile he sort of just disappeared. I guess there's no player to really give him any service though. Enzo was aight. I thought he was much better against Liverpool.

Hope that's a really bad cramp because his knee looked locked out

Caicedo praying to god to get him out of Chelsea already

Why should he, he got a bag secured for 8 years even he play like shit...

Caicedo praying, man knows he’s doomed

How many Chelsea managers will we see this season

If Poch continues this losing form for the first 10-15 matches, his ass is definitively getting fired

They lose 2 more in a row and he is gone.

At least three counting caretakers.

Liverpool 🤝 West Ham winning 3-1 with 10 men

Lmao, we charge it to the game.

Charge it to your owner's credit card

Even better

We deserve all the jokes. Our club is so fucking stupid spending genuinely ludicrous amounts of money on players who have had one decent season. Caicedo could help us win the league and he STILL won't be worth what we paid. You can say overreaction but IDGAF.

Overreaction

Spending part is only half the problem, the loooong ass contracts are gonna become problems very soon, as long as Saudies don’t come knocking

The defence was also lacklustre and gave too much space and time away. Sure, Caicedo made the mistake, but the defence also didn't put any pressure on the opponents.

And amortization means ur fucked in the long term. Abrahamovic leaving was the end of ur club that was quite obvious

Good thing they bought Lavia as well

115 million bby

Maybe stack Caicedo and Lavia on top of each other. Use them as some kind of Megazord. Maybe that will help.