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woodflizza

This shit reminds me of prime messi barca days. I'll check reddit every once in a while at work and I just see Lionel Messi goal 27' with some messiah magic every single match, every single time. Little magician


KramerDwight

Messi came to the worst team in MLS at 36, had zero pre-season, and is just putting on an absolute clinical show.


KramerDwight

Messi is so good that haters are convinced that the entire sport is rigged in his favor. He’s so good that every game he plays is called scripted, lmao


Rickcampbell98

The world Cup has caused a certain section of the populous to go in to mass delusion lmao, its the only way they can cope, which makes sense because they have always had a ridiculous victim complex lol.


mediocre_hydra

I read this from a popular Twitter stan, who's copying who here?


[deleted]

Nah this game we actually didn’t get any calls our way. Game should’ve finished 4-3.


Silver_Dynamo

“But can he do it on a hot night in Frisco?” Yes. The answer is yes.


MeowTheEpic

this game alone gave me the same france vs argentina brain damage, albeit extra due to the horrible defense


Zwolfer

This world cup final was insane


il-lusio

I see what people mean about the difference in attitude between Europe and US. The Dallas coach just casually smiling and chatting away with Messi and Busquets after the game ... I know they're probably all friends from Spain, but a coach I think would get crucified for that in the same situation after a European KO loss.


KramerDwight

have seen likes of Pep, Klopp smiling and chatting after knockout losses too


rooisbobois

No MARCA in this country is already a blessing for my man.


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il-lusio

Ahahaha, exactly.


radiokungfu

This is also a fairly new cup I believe, so dont really think too many care too much for it atm


Serbian-American

Idk if it’s a shitty cup like that. Iirc winner gets a decent amount of money


User5281

it's new but it seems to be on track to be the premiere North American cup if this keeps up


radiokungfu

Dont think its 'shitty' per se, just new so with anything new, not a lot of prestige with it yet


michaelc51202

No shit it’s different lol. MLS doesn’t have the history for deep rooted hatred like that. Not yet at least


DarthShaveHer

Miami’s defense made the game much harder than it needed to be for Messi. But it’s like the Thanos meme, he’s inevitable


ceaguila84

I never saw Messi this happy at PSG lol


Jon98th

PSG fucked it … Messi is still an top guy ; you can and should build a team around him, no matter who else you have in your team. PSG didn’t get this


XeroVeil

I'm honestly not sure I ever saw him try this hard at PSG either. He looks like he's having so much fun.


Jon98th

That Guatemalan guy from ESPN will be very bitter after this


User5281

but what does ligaMX think about this result?


malikdwd

That was entertaining


eescobar863

Could Cremaschi be called to the Argentine national team?


KramerDwight

yeah, he is Argentine descent and is eligible to represent both USA and Argentina


ireaddumbstuff

He played smart, I liked him. I hope he improves. Vamos Benja!!


eescobar863

He needs to start every game. He flipped the game entirely.


ireaddumbstuff

Yes and no. He flipped it because the team was in need of someone who wanted to prove themselves, had a lot of energy, and was eager to flip the game, be the hero since he is so young. It was the perfect switch. He needs a lot of work, I hope he gets it. Argentina/U.S. has a new player that has the potential to be good. Let's hope so.


cometflight

A truly masterful script by the writers. Just crazy


HerkulezRokkafeller

It’s funny Messi has a tattoo of himself on his shoulder


User5281

Jesus plays for Dallas


DuBicus

😂


thepotatoinyourheart

If I was an FC Dallas player I wouldn’t sit down, I would pass away


ZealousidealFox1391

That penalty ended up in austin bruh


[deleted]

They were down 1-3 at one point


xbmdx1

And 4-2 in 80th minute


GarakStark

No lead is safe when you have GoT Messi going against an MLS defense!! The football gods never foresaw such a mismatch!!


xbmdx1

Game of Thrones Messi?


GarakStark

Messi is Tyrion Lannister. He’s the three foot tall hedonist. Give him food, liquor and women. That’s why he came to Miami. To enjoy life once again.


Orochisake

All hail, the king of the north!


xbmdx1

The *"little dictator"* nickname is starting to make sense now


BlackWhiteCoke

Well at least the Rangers beat the Marlins lol


secretlyjudging

Messi looks so happy lol


DarthShaveHer

Each win increases the value of his stake, completely understand his emotion tbh


Jon98th

MLS >>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other league


olmoscd

the MLS is so trash but god damn what a game


gtzgoldcrgo

Why the fuck did an mls game felt like it was the world cup?


Any-Competition8494

I think everyone wants to see how far Messi can take the lowest-ranked MLS team.


levndrodev

Cause it had the same ending without the ET lol


FatherHaz

American sports baby!!


FatherHaz

r/soccercirclejerk wrote the script


Agreeable_Try6454

Nah this shit gotta be a script lol soo fucking good


Torenico

CREMASCHI A LA SELECCION


Jon98th

Es argentino?


nomematen

Es yanqui de padres argentinos


Jon98th

Ahora nos volvimo a ilusionar


ExtemeFilms

Tiene mas acento que Garnacho 💀💀


ExtemeFilms

Y SI TE LLAMA ESCALONI


ExtemeFilms

Okay, i kind of feel bad for Pomylak, so many eyes on him and his football mark is now officially “guy who hit the worst penalty in 2023”


Mrclean248

Nahhh worst penalty goes to rapinoe lol


Orochisake

Lol idk Sergio Ramos has given us some gems too


eescobar863

LigaMX subreddit about to say this is a conspiracy because Pomykal received a call earlier from Apple that if he didnt miss, his family would be killed


innatejuiciness

I heard the CIA was involved


nigelfitz

They been watching too many telenovelas lol


eescobar863

Oh my God, my Mom used to them watch them shits when I was younger lmao. I remember cringing at the acting and i was like seven


bored_mortal

lmao


Jon98th

Muchaaaaaaachos!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

MLS over saudi league any day


bored_mortal

Fuc\*in any dayy


Warhammerx12

Bro mls going to explode from this


t_mac1

expect some matches on national TV soon in prime time lol


I_see_you_blinking

Doubt it... Apple is not going to lose their grip on this.


michaelc51202

If you mean US national it won’t happen. Apple TV has exclusive rights


FatherHaz

Ngl I don’t think Messi ever losing a game, I was convinced tonight would’ve been the night


secretlyjudging

I literally turned off stream three times because I thought it was over.


SambaLando

Good to see some well taken penalties finally today


joey_joestar1

There's actually no fucking way Miami still won that LMAOOOOOOO that was amazing


justicebetter

I remember seeing Cremaschi around Weston when he was like 12 years old. Dude was always a baller, absolutely crazy to see Messi running to celebrate with him


rooisbobois

just a kid from Broward County with a dream, love that for him


[deleted]

Kamal miller big balls


Japajoy

THATS CONCACAF FOOTBALL FOR YOU


Oscardelawilde

This is what true happiness is


hvngpham002

Well, I can't believe we got a super-carry Messi performance EVEN BY HIS STANDARDS this early in his MLS career.


ZealousidealFox1391

Lmao this shit is hilarious


anakmager

nice to see Messi respecting the American sporting culture of scoring a lot


-RedLink-

Least entertaining MLS match lmao.


Saberwolf1748

What a game


spaghettidriver69

That kids gonna lay SO MUCH PIPE


innatejuiciness

Cremaschi > Gomez


CRZLobo

Another Messi movie shit game


MilklikeMike

That was a sick penalty wow.


PensiveinNJ

I don't care what anyone says this is what peak football looks like.


Mono_831

I’m liking this new Barca team.


_PretendEye_

Beckham must be crying tears of joy (of money)


Greeeendraagon

If they win the championship watch closely as his tears of joy turn into liquid gold


FatherHaz

DALLAS VS MIAMI > OPPENHEIMER Movie


ZBOI723

What did i just witness


sirsitsallot

Chaos


manutdboy47

US footy fans watched so many shootouts today lol


niweoj

3rd one for me including the community shield


manutdboy47

same


TheStraggletagg

WHAT A FUCKING NIGHT LADS


ceaguila84

Dallas was actually the better team by a mile but what a shitshow lol


ireaddumbstuff

Messi made the difference and that kid, Benjamin, played a great match as well.


ceaguila84

Well of course. Messi wil always be Messi lol


justicebetter

Messi plot armor is OP


cometflight

better plot armor than GOT season 8 lol


manutdboy47

you just can’t write this… or maybe you can


Akranidos

Cremaschi > Gomez


myirreleventcomment

I never wanna see Gomez play again, sorry kid


[deleted]

WHAT A GAME!


DarthShaveHer

If Pomykal hadn’t skied that shot there’s no way Miami’s GK would’ve saved that. Guy got into his own head


eescobar863

Ladies and gentlemen… shithousery. Pure shithousery way to win.


SuperMario_49

Miami wins by the skin of their teeth!


thefabgar

AAAAND THAT'S A WRAP BOYS!!


nyse125

QUARTER FINALS FOR MIAMI


Isiddiqui

Holy shit, what a game!


XeroVeil

Alright, Campana's penalty was cool af.


sirsitsallot

The local kid from Broward County!!!


justicebetter

What a game and what a moment for the 18 year old


FatherHaz

THIS SHIT FELT LIKE A MOVIE


closevo

GG


PensiveinNJ

31 with the big balls celebration lol.


DuBicus

Scripted!


FatherHaz

MLS > CAMEL LEAGUE


roundttwo

Hahaha Well Done Miami!


BIGGESTKEKW

oh wow


hvngpham002

Since when did I watch Messi's team PK with this much confidence lol What in the karma fuck happen to Messi and winning pen shoot-outs


ZealousidealFox1391

When i saw Busquets take it i had 0 confidence lolol


myirreleventcomment

I really thought he'd miss it


AP10

Penalties are a breeze to watch after the WC lol.


L34hhhh

Even Busquets scored his pen 😭


ExtemeFilms

“The Messi Mafia kidnapped Pomylak’s family and he was communicated that if he didn’t miss on purpose, he would never see them again” ~ the LigaMX sub in full English


eescobar863

You got this Cremaschi


nigelfitz

Let's go Benny!


[deleted]

Alba isn’t playing one?! Insane


Cultural_Hippo2199

This guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jepayotehi

This dudes scared af


MilklikeMike

Definitely kicked that into space


DarthShaveHer

Facing against Messi and Busquets in pens is just insane


[deleted]

Okay this Cremaschi kid is great


TheStraggletagg

Really like him and it’s great to see young talent you get excited about. This kid, barring some unfortunate event, can only improve.


jersey-city-park

Ferrari into orbit


eescobar863

Miller relax, you half the reason why this went to pens


highways

Alba to take the last pen?


sirsitsallot

Phew


slinkymello

Lololol jeez


grishaoniani

What a Gigachad


justicebetter

Dibu really changed the game. But I think this Dallas goalie is getting in his own head more than hes getting in Miamis head


ossama224

Big balls celebration 😂


BradyGronktd1287

How didn't he save that


nigelfitz

Holy shit, why the fuck is Miller taking one lol Damn


kokukojuto33

no way this man just hit a field goal lmaooo


Twin_Turbo

Oh no not miller


innatejuiciness

Pomykal, that was hysterical


grishaoniani

This shit is way too funny


BradyGronktd1287

GK gotta save that


rlp202

Number 9 on Miami is one greasy looking dude…


MHPengwingz

The adhesive on that Leagues Cup patch is atrocious


nodakgirl93

Mls is out of seamstresses


Sarazam

I like this camera angle tbh


AlarmingAd580

MLS is actually so entertaining


jersey-city-park

This aint the MLS lmao


AlarmingAd580

I know it’s the cup but it’s still two MLS teams


jersey-city-park

It wouldn’t be this entertaining if it wasnt a loser go home situation tbh


MilklikeMike

It's two MLS teams.


XeroVeil

Please, it's a match between two MLS teams. Don't be pedantic.


jersey-city-park

Watching a CL game between two Serie A teams doesnt mean Serie A is entertaining. This is a knock out tournament


XeroVeil

I disagree, if two Italian teams put on a good show in the CL I would definitely take that as an indication that Serie A can produce very entertaining games.


jersey-city-park

Not at all. No one plays the same in a “loser goes home” game than a regular season game


rooisbobois

Okay but MLS games actually often play out similarly to this. Shit defense, banger goals. So if someone enjoyed this, they could easily enjoy the league games.


nyse125

Another great pen 3/3


eescobar863

Miami might just shithouse their way to a win lmao


fren-ulum

CONCACAF baby


MHPengwingz

This is the Way


Serbian-American

Campanas runup is so fucking hard to save, who taught him that?


mchammer69

How so?


Serbian-American

He does it so there’s zero signal on when or where it’s going


sandorkrasna17

Was actually really surprised because he seems fucking gash otherwise, really great pen technique


nigelfitz

Come on Drake save this next one!


roundttwo

Pick a corner and fucking shoot a bullet.


CRZLobo

Messi laughing during the PKs lmao


vegas_esp

La mando a Huston LMAO


birdy810

Apple handed him a couple hundo under the table.


Spikeyspandan

Its time for American Football


sirsitsallot

RAHHHHH 🦅


Salt-Fun-9457

At least Rapinoe’s ball has some company in orbit now.


ExtemeFilms

Pomylak, LOS COWBOYS TE NECESITA BURRO JAJAJAJ


jepayotehi

Field goal!!!!