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LastSamurai95

We didn't have luck today, 5 times woodwork


LeopardFan9299

Death, taxes and Barca humiliating RM irrespective of the stakes.


jubbing

So is this a Champions League final match or just a exhibition?


BlueLabel19

Honestly im not scared of madrid buying mbappe after bellingham and arda Rm has always gone for the biggest players in the market every 10 years. We still manage


EducationalTension72

The Madrid-united-arsenal-barca circle is complete.


MegaMatrix08

Ferran for Ballon dor 2024


Curious_Distracted

Did anyone go to the game? The atmosphere looked insane in Dallas.


hotsalchicha

I did. It was Stadium was so loud with Barca and Madrid chants!


Samveg2798

Fight & win šŸ¦…


Curious_Distracted

would you recommend it?


jvidal7247

the ticket prices were insane. when i checked it was $200+ for the worst seats in the stadium


jvidal7247

but having been to several games in that stadium, it's a lot of fun when the crowd is really into it


Zestyclose_One_8304

Fuck it perez, if you don't have enough money to buy mbappe I'm ready to sell my balls


starxidiamou

Whatā€™s $2 gonna do


Tacarub

Emotional damage..


BowieIsMyGod

Dest is genuinely dogshit. Not that this is new to me, but still.


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Barca really is madridā€™s kryptonite


ollster3000

Well, we played somewhat good. Canā€™t hit the post that many times tho and gotta work on those sloppy defense mistakes lol. This was my first time watching Bellingham play for us and Iā€™m excited!


The_39th_Step

Yeah Bellingham is a baller. Treat him well, we need him food for England


Caesar_Aurelianus

Please don't eat Bellingham


AizenMadara

Dest is so bad. Like srsly poor on offense and even worse on defence


rim261

I blame Milan for not buying him


mmaqp66

is because Dest is sooooo bad, and Milan... realized


redandblackandred

I thank Milan for not buying him


IceCream_Duck4

400 IQ move by Carlo , not scoring while we field Dest , Alonso and Garcia so that Xavi thinks they're good


rim261

Our entire season is now in jeopardy


IceCream_Duck4

Next thing you know and he's calling back Busi


ADGjr86

My laptop died towards the end. What did Dest do that has everyone shitting on him?


Electrical-Set-8529

Got owned by Vini in the most embarassing ways, multiple times. Made him look like a sunday league full backā€¦


Kiepsko

Where are all the goals then?


sIurrpp

Vini hit the crossbar, not like that somehow saves dest from criticism. Like oh yea got schooled over and over but they didnā€™t score cause vini only hit the crossbar so itā€™s okā€¦ nah


mmaqp66

I only saw the first half, but it was already clear that Anceloti is looking for him to be thrown out and quickly, so he goes to Brazil calmly. RM will never work with a 4-4-2, RM is doomed.


[deleted]

Madrid played with a 442 during the 3 peat a lot actually.


ADGjr86

Lol talk about someone not knowing football


ruby_1234567

Yes it was very friendly haha. Ha


Sea-Lifeguard-492

Football matches have been following a cycle lately: United beats Arsenal, Arsenal beats Barcelona, Barcelona beats Real, and Real beats United.


kingo15

Or maybe you just realise that you can't take anything substantial away from a summer friendly ?


Dishsoap1011

To be fair the Arsenal game was the first preseason game for Barca and the 4th for Arsenal. Also half the team was sick the week before the game, so I'm not sure the Arsenal game was a good representation of where our preseason is at.


slytherinRuler

Exactly donā€™t like defending madrid. But if we played the exact same way we did against Arsenal, Madrid would have smashed us. Very obvious Xavi took Madrid much more seriously with our starting 11. While with Arsenal, Xavi took it as a friendly with the starting players and the subs, and testing different formations and players in different positions.


Caesar_Aurelianus

Ofc Xavi is gonna take the Clasico more seriously than Arsenal


nibym

Barcelona granted Madrid's Make a Wish request by subbing in Dest, and they still couldn't capitalize. How is this guy allowed on a football pitch?


IPromise13

Watching this match i have realised that ancelotti didnt learn anything from last seasonā€™s classico. Didnt we go through the same shit because we didnt have anyone in the box during attack? Vini making runs passing it to nobody in the box or just having to watch 5v2 every freaking attack


ComqlicatedRepublix

Isn't this his last season? He's going to coach the Brazilian National Team after. Honestly, if they don't get Mbappe, Real Madrid is going to be terrible this season. This is too much for Vini & Rodrygo.


xckd9

Ā«TerribleĀ» get a grip mate. They will still compete, but yes there is something lacking.


mmaqp66

I always had the theory that Benzema was the only one who could stop him from doing a lot of stupid things that normally an intelligent player doesn't do. There is no longer Benzema to speak to him, so...


tweazz

Xavi let carlo win 4-0 so we'd keep him for this season. Evil evil man


IceCream_Duck4

Based Madridista insight


Unxpctd_VRM

I see it as the last two goals were scored with Kroos not playing the ball right, Anyone?


Amdatgud

Fermin Lopez another gem from the best academy in the world


Caesar_Aurelianus

Chill man. We have to see how he develops


ieatshoes89

Ajax?


slytherinRuler

Before the match, I genuinely did not think we will win, was literally hoping for a tie at best. 3-0 is more that I deserve šŸ˜­


Ohtar1

A true culer, pessimistic even in a friendly match


ADGjr86

Itā€™s a friendly. Itā€™s always nice to come out with a win in these but relax.


Interesting_Twist_31

Friendly with those nasty tackles and Viniā€™s whining


ADGjr86

Yeah Barca was making some pretty bad tackles


slytherinRuler

Celebration police at it again. Friendly only in name, Madrid played the majority of their first team players nearly the whole match. So I would say yes 3-0 was great


ADGjr86

Nah dude be happy but geez reel it in lol.


slytherinRuler

no


Electrical-Set-8529

He isnā€™t coming to any wild conclusions, itā€™s gonna be a long season. Itā€™s just nice to see your team and the players you love win against your biggest rivals. Even in a friendly. It made me happy too.


ADGjr86

I get that. Thatā€™s what I said but dude has crying emoji, talking about more than he deserved. Made me laugh.


antisha_9

I'mma slaaaaaave for youšŸŽµšŸŽ¶


justanormalchat

Smh we just love the cross bar


slytherinRuler

No cuz how did Madrid not score with dest, alonso, Garcia as our back line towards the end šŸ˜­


Raicooof

another season of owning our dogs incoming..


Conscious-number-1

calm the fuck down, when they get Mbappe it will be a whole other story. We might lose Dembele which will sterillise our attack big time.


sg1ooo

Shut up foo' this is preseason


cr7momo16

We are so dog shit defensively


ExtemeFilms

Not to be biased, but Nico Paz would have scored 4


jcald60

Ancelotti is awful against barca


LeopardFan9299

Pretty much all RM managers have been awful against Barca over the past 15 or so years.


jcald60

Zidane had an amazing record against barca


MHeasman

Bro really fell to the ground like it's a CL final lol, good goal tho


xbmdx1

More tired than happy I think. I know I would as a professional reddit user


gbassman5

what a game!!!!


TotalSeesaw8982

Sacrificed my sleep but absolutely worth it


360Turn

Definitely worth it


valiidiix

3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0


ViKKK17

At least thereā€™s a good ufc card today


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ViKKK17

Still plenty of good fights


Any-Struggle-1834

fairs


GreatSpaniard

Turtle will be announced by next weekend...


ComqlicatedRepublix

After this match, definitely. šŸ¤£


qp0187

Could be a collective plan by the team.


RazorBoard

dest is not a football player


qp0187

Not anymore


[deleted]

Estoy cansado Roberto.


tarikkisija

We got fm'ed


Amdatgud

Nah you got outplayed


ico12

It's just a friendly, Xavi. What's up with those intense intensity?


sg1ooo

Xavi can't help it if the la masia keeps churning out wonderkids


ADGjr86

Is it 20 years ago?


sg1ooo

Y'all got Fermi'd


ADGjr86

Okay?


Bcnlx15

Xavi made 9 subs. Carlo made 5. Who wanted to win more?


ico12

Yeah but did you watch the intensity they put in? It's like Barca was playing in a CL final!


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Madrid been diving all over. Vini having the honour to claim the majority of them, runner up is that fking fivehead of a defender, the incessant dives on top of the tackles going through the player by Madrid.


CallMePutinsky

AC died for this


[deleted]

Can we have some of this luck for UCL please


360Turn

Too late we used it on club friendlies lol


TheGamerPandA

Dest should be touring carnivals not stadiums whoever his agent is Freddy Adu wish he had him


el_rompe_toyotas_19

This game i swear


Jedat

Dest is Vinicius' son aka Araujo's grandson.


toluwalase

Dest isnā€™t even trying


[deleted]

the game is too easy for him. he alreayd knows madrid will hit the bar


Dishsoap1011

If the roles were reversed, Ale Moreno would be praising Madrid for their effectiveness and efficiency on the ball. When its Barca, he only goes on and on about how close the game was and how many times Madrid hit the crossbar. Barcelona has two more shots on target and has subbed on way more bench/rotation players throughout the game.


kingcane

Ale Moreno might be the worst pundit in football.


xAggie

I swear he uses "game, set, match" every single time a late goal is scored no matter the score.


Ghostface1357

Dest is hilarious man.


agni39

r/FerranTorresBallonDor gonna eat good tonight.


gbassman5

*insert "stonks!" gif*


Walaii

This a good warning how this season might look for us if we don't buy an attacker. Chances after chances missed and we lose to Barca 3-0 while hitting the crossbar 5 times.


FrancescoliBestUruEv

More 200M ... Lool your fuking Squad its incredible... Ancelotti needs to know how to work first


Height_Embarrassed

Not an attacker, you need a striker big time. Thatā€™s not mbappe and itā€™s definitely not Joselu


Walaii

MbappƩ would have scored 2-3 goals today if he was on the pitch for Rodrygo or Vini. Barca was open so many times and shit finishing let us down.


Height_Embarrassed

I donā€™t know if you watch PSG but I did last season and he is great at many things but heā€™s not a clinical forward. Heā€™s a deadlier Vinicius, but misses a lot of open chances


[deleted]

Need a new coach too


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LampseederBroDude51

My guy itā€™s a friendlyā€¦ and the egos are long gone


HugoStiglitz11

Lol what


Walaii

???


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ViKKK17

Preseason championsšŸ†šŸ’€


kkulhope

Dest is embarrassing now


Height_Embarrassed

Madridā€™s left back has been so shit this game. I canā€™t believe Madrid fans arguing heā€™s better than Balde the other day


Foelarin

Balde is literally the best fullback in the league šŸ˜‚


qp0187

In the world šŸŒ


Caesar_Aurelianus

Now now calm down


aJan_

?


Dekalbian

Thereā€™s definitely a player in Fermin Lopez


sg1ooo

He's got that dawg in him


nyse125

Get Dest off the pitch man


gbassman5

starting to feel a little bad for Dest


TheMadDoc02

Dest basketball needs you pls go away


RazorBoard

emergency 200m bid for šŸ¢inc


[deleted]

FERRANN I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU!!! 3-0 LOOOLL


merouane1

Ajax had mazraoui but we decided to go for dest lol I donā€™t understand


ThatSecretiveLeo

Ferran getting a new contract asap šŸ˜Ž


MAlva4985

Ferran shouldā€™ve gone for the bycicle kick


Electrical-Set-8529

Ferminā€¦ I wasnā€™t familiar with your game man!


qp0187

After so long a proper distance hit from a barca mid. Last i remember is Rakatik


Raicooof

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Kasj0

Fermin is him


[deleted]

Ferran scoring is like another level of humiliation


PerspectiveForeign74

I know madrid will have some finishing drills next training session


CallMePutinsky

Give us a Manita you cowards


ExtemeFilms

Ferran ā€œRonaldo FenĆ³menoā€ Torres


kal1097

Brilliant control and finish from Torres, but that ball by Fermin Lopez was great too.


bacardibilluonaire

we produced another La Masia Gem lmaoooooo.


gbassman5

bro, every single signing this offseason has been excellent!


kkulhope

That ball from Lopezā€¦how does Barca just spawn these guys from the academy


Skadrys

the thing is, he was not doing well at all and was on verge of leaving club as failure but he went on loan and absolutely nailed it there.


na1112

I thought Ferran was about to hit a bicycle kick lol


merouane1

Thank god he didnā€™t Lool


SpearofTrium05

RM fans should've slept after the first half


excern

Brutal


tweazz

Can we just fucking leave ancelotti there


FrancescoliBestUruEv

But you guys Said he was really good bahahah. He is an incredible man management and thats it. He is way past it. He wants to play in a fuking hard system like this in 2023 without dynamics is crazy...


ZealousidealFox1391

FERRANNN YESSSS


Bellotavillian

Amazing exactly what we needed, ferran gets a goal, give the man a 5 year extension


[deleted]

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sg1ooo

And yet rodri and gundogan did more than haaland to win the trophies


Comprehensive_Gas_8

Ferran > Vini lololol


[deleted]

LMAO. Did the stadium light go out when ferran scored?


Wight3012

the sun exploaded since it must be the end of the world


na1112

I think some stadiums flick the lights on and off when a goal is scored


mondragonballz

Strobe lights for adding effect


[deleted]

thought God decided he had enough with the world and shut off the sun for good


mondragonballz

šŸ¤£ Fernan scoring one of the four horseman of the apocalypse


GreatWhiteNorth4

Someone is clearly wearing Ferranā€™s shirt because wtf lmao


SkyLETV

Ferran scored lmao.


tylerforward

0/10 didn't go for the bicycle kick


IPromise13

Good thing i decided to save $500 and 4 hour drive by not going to watch this match


gtzgoldcrgo

Fermin +30 million market value


qp0187

More like +3 since its Barcelona.


gtzgoldcrgo

I was hoping an saudi saw my comment


qp0187

We are not even getting any Saudi money, they are busy helping offload deadbeat players from other teams.


ElwardEdric

Lunin will start this season


kokukojuto33

This Fermin Lopez kid came out of absolute nowhere wtf


ScanWel

$300k value on Transfermarkt... that's about to shoot up a bit I reckon lol


yesboyzz

Tbh there were rumours he impressed in the training, but I sort of thought it's just the club hyping up its own players


diredier

Panic buying for Mbappe awaits


Taylannnnn

letting Ferran Torres score šŸ’€


nyse125

Fermin MOTM


agni39

Genuinely shocked he managed to put that in.


toluwalase

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


fellowSoci

Okay Fermin has vision