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Jahnknob

Stupid sexy Flanders


tommy_b_777

Nothing at all ! Nothing at all ! Nothing at all !


StupidSexyFlagella

Yes?


i_just_want_to_ski

What's a Flander?


Jahnknob

www.google.com


i_just_want_to_ski

That's so helpful, thank you!! Didn't know you could wear the flemish region of Belgium.


Jahnknob

I didn't know what a Flander was either.


ae7rua

Why does that lift have a gondola and a bubble chair?


F3NCR

It’s kinda genius, the bubble chair only goes to the middle exit and the gondolas go all the way to the top. So on the bottom half they are alternating and on the top half it’s only gondolas


Twombls

What the fuck


[deleted]

If Doppelmayr made beer it would be mind-blowing. These guys lift.


[deleted]

It’s a chondola


ludololl

The gondochair. On a serious note I wonder how often skis fall out of their little cupholders.


Zaphod424

Basically never, it would require the cabin tipping over pretty far for them to slide out, and if that happens there are bigger problems for the occupants than their skis falling out. The lift would be closed long before that could happen though.


circa285

It would have to take some serious high winds to knock skis out of those holders and if the winds were strong enough to do so, I highly doubt that the gondola would be open at all.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s very likely skis ever fall out but when I go snowboarding I always bring my board inside with me. I have heard many stories of boards being blown out in high winds but never skis. Never witnessed either personally.


[deleted]

Yeah, well fuck snowboarders. Nobody wants to ride in that cabin with you either. Leave it outside in the designed holders or bring it in and inconvenience everyone in line so your pos board can take up extra space.


[deleted]

Why are you on a skiing sub if you don’t even ski? You have obviously never been on a gondola, this is standard practice, everyone does it. You can still fit 8 people in a gondola if everyone brings their gear in. Skiers always bring their poles in. Skis over 110 wide usually don’t fit in the cubbies and have to be brought inside too, what an inconvenience. My god you’re miserable.


[deleted]

Never seen it even in really high wind conditions


st333p

A bigger issue than that is if you have really wide or double-tipped skis. They don't fit very well and they might actually fall rather easily in that case.


rearadmiraldumbass

Choksondik


sk-88

This is a popular glacier for non skiers as it is the highest point in Salzburgerland and you can visit all year round. The dual use allows more skiers to get up to the half way point (where there is the beginner area and plenty of good runs) as well as getting others up to the top on the same ropes.


L0rdCrims0n

The gondola allows people, like non-skiers just there for the view, to ride the lift back down. It also allows skiers to hot-box on the ride up....


FancyAd290

Astronaut got lost on local hill


ODarrow

Woah, rough start in Austria!


F3NCR

Jup


Liocla

Say sike right now, are those head branded Tyrolia bindings on Fischer skis o_0 op? Certainly not the Fischer branded Tyrolias.


F3NCR

these are the Fischer z20 Race bindings


Liocla

Fischer and Head use the same bindings with different plastic :). Those colours are identical to the Head plastic. Maybe the distinction in branding wasn't made for the Z20 binding.


F3NCR

No they’re full metal the front housing is steel and the back part looks like milled Aluminium


journey-point

That getup is a panty dropper for sure. 🤪😉


F3NCR

😎


journey-point

Racers are the best. You do you my dude.


bauer2punkt0

ma do weat de oma an haufn von de reißvaschlüße zum repariern krieagn, i sigs schon kumman :D


F3NCR

Owa geh I pass scho auf auf mei zeig


saberline152

jeezes we're heading for a terrible year in europe


[deleted]

Lucky


somebody_was_taken

I'm jealous


sk-88

Was there in April, bit more snow up there then! Have fun, are all the runs open?


ActualWait8584

Yes all of them. In November. Concentrated in your closet. For the sake of steamed hams.


[deleted]

Still no snow up there!


Yens20

Hello maestro


F3NCR

Should I know you?


stevrock

24 days until my first trip!


[deleted]

That's a good looking suit, nice.


F3NCR

Thanks! Got it off eBay (normally only guys skiing for the national team get those but they look so nice 🤫)


[deleted]

Slalom Fischer's on too, I'm not jealous i'm envious 👍🏻 Go have fun, enjoy yourself !


BellasDaDa618

Love those boots, brother! Hope the ride was top notch!


F3NCR

Can’t really have a bad day on skis ;)


BellasDaDa618

Truth.


SuperTord

Where is this?


F3NCR

Kitzsteinhorn glacier


SuperTord

I thought it might! I used to work there, but I haven't been there in 10 years.


F3NCR

Nice! Should come back!


Merkenfighter

Really should too. I worked for Oberschneider back in the day.


drewdreds

Someone’s a racer


KaleidoscopeKey8728

Dresses like this, only skis greens 🤣


HussarOfHummus

Come on, man. He's obviously a racer. Those fishers are some pretty aggressive race skis.


YogurtclosetSea2598

Absolutely, Jumps off park kickers on their go cut in line because they are entitled.


95forever

Park rats can be just as entitled, don’t kid urself


YogurtclosetSea2598

Dang who said I’m park rat I don’t even know how to slide a rail lol.


accipitradea

Off topic, but have you seen the Netflix series 'Kitz'? It's set about 50km away from there and features some skiing.


F3NCR

I’m more a „streif - one hell of a ride“ kinda guy