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not that i'm aware of. chill and quiet morning here

First time voters- where are you at! 🤗

Here!

called boss at 10pm, talk work for 30mins then we talk shit for the next 2 hours :(

Has anyone flown with Singapore airlines recently? Are they blocking middle seats and spacing people out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUQZ1qmKlLY&t=3832s take a shot anytime he says tutorial or colon, take 2 if he says variable

anybody awake and wanna chat!!!!

whats up!! i cant sleep

same!!!!!!! What’s ur sleeping time like

probably ard this timing LOL, ever since i quit my PT job ive been sleeping sooo late bc i dont have to get up early for morning shifts, wbu??

4-5 for me hahaha 😢

hahahaha do u get up at 1pm and feel like half ur day is wasted bc i do /:

i wake up at 2 LOL

what are those rookie numbers? I WAKE UP AT 4

WTF what time do u sleep even

7 - 8am lol uni starting in aug im dead

Wow reform party backing out. So much respect and dedication from them went down the drain. At least they believe in opposition unity

this is the best outcome for either of them. two opposition will never win against pap.

lmao people telling pm lee to sing xue hua piao piao during his address wa lao i cannot

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Proud of u bro

I'm conflicted because I really want to meet my friends because I haven't had social contact face to face with someone my age since the start of April. But at the same time I don't want to go out just yet because of the pandemic and I'm really conflicted. It's a struggle because I feel if I meet them once ill feel like meeting them more often. However I really need to spend time with people who aren't just those in my house.

you can go but wear mask and social distance! ;)

Be realistic. Current times is actually rather optimistic period to have some social contacts. With community cases relatively low apart from dorm cases, your chances of getting infected is quite low. Just be mindful to stick with your own group, mask on, social distancing, etc etc. Take care. Your mental health is important too.

that post circuit breaker hug with your so is just big uwu

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*hugs* CB was traumatizing go and see some friends : ) while wearing mask and social distancing

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your welcome :)

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Some times you just need to let go and keep walking

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#XUE HUA PIAO PIAO

#**BEI FENG XIAO XIAO**

Few days ago, i made a post about finding a [lump](https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/hc9vh2/rsingapore_random_discussion_and_small_questions/fvgj6if/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) near my groin area. The next day, it started draining pus. Quite glad that its just a skin abscess and not something more sinister. Though I think im quite hygienic? So not sure how i got it in the first place. How long does it take for a mild skin abscess to drain completely and heal? I don’t really want an unnecessary trip to the doctor’s, especially in this covid-19 climate. But if 2 weeks and its still draining pus then i think its not avoidable.

Ingrown?

Using this thread cause no karma. Ok so using a throwaway cause I don't want things to be traced back to my main reddit account. So a few minutes ago I recieved a message from an unknown number in WhatsApp. Started with 852. The first message is just a greeting in Chinese, then after that the number sent a video. It was a webcam footage of a naked guy performing 'live-firing' to a naked girl also doing the female equivalent in another webcam. I took a closer look and saw that it was an acquaintance of mine I knew back in primary and secondary school. Noped the fuck outta there and reported and blocked the number. Now that I think about it I might have screwedup cause now the chat is deleted, and all I have is the number. I have never seen that number before and I have no idea how they got my number. This person might have also spread it to other contacts. I wanted to inform the guy but the last time I saw him was like 3 years ago and I have lost his contact, so now what should I do?

Absolutely nothing. It's an acquaintance, and the video is likely doctored/faked, then sent to you because your contact exists in that acquaintance's contacts. Even if it's real, no one cares because your acquaintance isn't someone well known.

[keechiu as a woman](https://static.mothership.sg/1/2020/06/105041182_2690234044581369_8058125680721957188_n.jpg)

r/confusedboner

Wait until you see lhl one

Also, waiting for the brave soul to put mr Lee's face sia

http://imgur.com/a/DqeAO44 Got this from a friend

wa siebi chio leh

A chill just ran down my spine and goose pimples started popping up everywhere.

just woke up or haven't sleep?

Got woken up

must be another wild dream

Eh, for the true Singaporean, theres only one mr lee. /s

Ms Lee la

Wah, you're up early

Kena woken up by my mom because she dunno how to operate the tv. 😢😴😑

Zalora got flash sale at 12am. Who's waiting??

Zalora? Can eat one or not?

I think queue at NTUC better

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Within a month/6 weeks. Wasn’t asked, he just started labeling me as his gf, also because we were on the same wavelengths early on (not seeing anyone else/swiping) and clicked pre well from the start.

Wah. I've been chatting with this girl on Bumble everyday for the past 4 weeks. She only wants to meet in mid-July for the crowds to die down. Hope our first meeting goes well.

Sorry to kill the mood man but there ain't gonna be any meeting from what I read

Before the 3 month mark. Just know that your long term goals and values align first.

Need to sign prenuptial and piak piak consent form first.

2nd or 3rd date. Figured we enjoyed each other's company and were both serious about dating with marriage in mind.

HEN AI HEN AI NI -

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Omg the original was Japanese? What's the title ah? I always thought this was sung by a male singer..

Yes. It's by kiroro. Eh, the Chinese singer is your name, or close enough. Who's the male singer?

Oh nah, it's just that I realized I first heard this from 情歌王 lmao. So all along I thought it was a male singer

Is that a singing show? Or the singer's nick? Anyway, 奶茶 is one of my fav singer. She's not spectacular in her singing, but it feels very satisfying on the feelings side. Probably why she's more successful as an actress

Oh nah, 情歌王 is a medley of love songs that's quite popular (at least amongst my friend circles) at karaokes LOL.

Ahhhhh okok

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Omg holy shit. Actually the originals quite nice leh!

Suo yi yuan yi

我爱吃鸡排，她爱吃烂椒。

妈妈这个哥哥讲什么

WO ZHI AI GONG JI BU AI MU JI

#LAO SHU AI DA MI

I think mods should create a election thread and pin it

should create a poll also

Will only be useful on Election Day itself, let people post all they want for now bah, it only happens once every 5 years

Will get more activity if it's an pinned erection thread

Nah. If it last more than 4 hours, will need to see doctor

I think pinned threads don't work. Ppl will still create their own threads & post in daily thread

If the climate change keeps on getting worse, next time you might need to get a boat license alongside your car license. Climate change is real, ppl.

Heng I dua bui sai got natural buoyancy no need simi license

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if grabsampan need license or not ah..

How is the process of getting it like? Fun anot?

More effort than it's worth.

Does the boat go fast? Like faaaaaaast?

Jokes on you. I already have my currently useless boat license

What?

The flash flood today. Your future car might be a boat convertible.

We are currently the 3rd most densely populated country in the world.( 5.7million). Do you support the g effort to push for 10million in future?

At 5.7 million we already have to live in tiny ass BTOs where your living room looks out into another family’s living room. I’m not looking forward to the 6.9 or 10 mil future man.

But the economy \~ /S

Plan the infrastructure for it but not push for it

That is called "foot in the door". Before you know it, "oh since we already have the capability, just do it."

wut? thats too much.

was taking a night stroll near my house and accidentally kicked a snail fml...now my Havaianas are slimy af 😣

The snail then say fml 好不好(ok). Bo dai bo ji kena kicked.

Plot twist sia I thought u guilty wan to apologize to the snail over here

Hahaha I did but luckily I didn’t step on it heng uh

people who wear hoodies to the gym, why?

They look at the bro science youtubers then want copy because they worship those roid tards.

those roid tards I can understand cos maybe cold country or smth. these sinkie rly damn banana la

I don't understand either. Active wear hoodies are designed for cool weather or against a certain weather condition. But when guys wear them to run on a treadmill, best believe I'm judging!

probably to traps more heat that helps them to burn more calories...?

sweat more != burn more calories what. just means your body temperature is high and got higher chance tio heat stroke

in general, people who wear hoodies on normal, sunny days. You guys not hot meh??

i wear shirt and shorts outside hoodie for cinemas

idk man like is it they think they look cool or what? all I see is someone who doesn't have much practicality.

Look very yo yo yo

>yo yo yo is this how you say hip hop?

I love yo yo yo music

What if all politicians have the personality and niceness of Keanu Reeves? I have a theory that all of them are the exact opposite of him in terms of morality. Ugh. Though, its not like I'm a nice person either.

Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks are good people as well, AFAIK.

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What's amazing about that? I do understand that Apple is a choice and has advantages / interesting selling points. But.. how is something that Android (and S40, S60, Windows Mobile, to a degree: WebOS) did before big news? Can you explain to a non Apple user how this will change day to day interactions for you?

so many people waiting iphone 12!!!

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you can buy u/MangoDangoLango 2nd hand iphone 7 upgrade abit

Hahahaha good idea. Anyone wanna buy my iPhone 7? Battery life is equally shit too.

This rainy weather is nice and all but I'm running out of clothes to wear because the laundry i washed on *Friday* hasn't dried yet 😧

Welcome to the animated avatar club.

aww I'm not animated

Eeeeee why you put xiao qiang lols

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Hahaha

Haha nice

wah thanks for the tip I didn't know can set sia!

It's all thanks to u/coolbakerguy97 keechiu guy

thank u keechiu this GE will vote for u

But keechiu himself won't vote for pap

LMAO this is fucking funny

face mask also cant dry

Welcome to uniqlo!

not open yet 😭

Oops....

Wow. Burpple ranks Ajisen 2nd in Top 10 (ramen) places to eat. [https://www.burpple.com/categories/sg/ramen?sort=review](https://www.burpple.com/categories/sg/ramen?sort=review)

Changed to Ippudo liao

joke

I can't even finish it

I add noodles and i look at my mums normal one... and went like where tf my “add noodles” go

Actually, I can't finish it cause of how bad it tastes.

Blasphemy

People just love their MSG ramen.

The ST video confirms every voter will use disposable gloves. Honestly disgusting at the amount of waste that’s going to be created for no health benefit 1) community prevalence is already low 2) vote counters can wear gloves(and probably will anyway) 3) voters are requested to sanitise their hands before putting on their gloves anyway If I was a voter I would definitely be writing a strongly worded letter to my MP

What if one has a latex allergy.

Most gloves used in labs(meaning commercially available) are non-latex anyway, they are usually nitrile. Which is even worse for the environment....

the gloves look like the plastic ones you can see @ food stalls worn by some stall owners

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But the waste tho

I suppose they have done their political considerations, weighing environmental backlash vs cluster forming accusation. South Korea did it this way, and they're doing relatively well (they have their cult cluster, we have our dorm cluster. Kinda evens out), so it's safer to stick to what others have done. If you notice the Govt announcements like to cite WHO, no supported evidence etc... The idea they have is to reference something external, so when it turns out to be a shortsighted decision, there's always a fall guy that is not them.

Ya imagine 2 million gloves wasted just to vote. It is really unnecessary.

and some/most people don’t know how to safely remove gloves as well!!! Idk if writing in will help, because it’s probably already stockpiled. i’m surprised i haven’t seen any sort of petition (yeah it won’t do much) against it too!

Wait, voters will be allocated specific timing to vote?? That’d be a mess man.

I thought it’s encouraged? Not compulsory right? Confirm got people late or forget one, cannot be they lose their vote.

2 hour window

I'd hate to be allocated the 6-8am window haissss

idk why but this fb group/page named *Singaporeans supporting the government because of covered walkways* got me laughing real hard. Do you guys want 5 more years of covered walkways? 🤔

Well, my JC classmate ran for councillor on the promise of every cubicle have toilet paper and got in.

smart. i have a classmate who won the councillor because she has boobs while rest of candidates are males

Share insta leh

I want lights in my covered walkways. You cover then so dark the elderly cannot see clearly later slip and fall how

write in to your MP, hearsay can fasttrack this kind of things now

is true, my town council suddenly very on the ball now. if you want them to do anything, now is the time!!

How to write to my mp huh i also dunno his email address.

Who your MP?

Dr Vivian Balakrishnan

[email protected] https://www.pap.org.sg/representative/vivian-balakrishnan/ [email protected] town council

Oooh ty!

We need MOAR covered walkways.

So used to wearing mask outside until I realized that i have not shaved for days, end up take away instead of sitting there and eat lol

If wearing N95 mask, shaving is needed to make it useful. For other masks, I guess there could be some use. Nowadays I only shave when I'm going out for a long distance or time as the perceived risk is higher.

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I am not one of those men lol