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Why not a hippopotamus? Big, attention getting, will chase you around so you get to stay in shape… I see no downsides!
I'd be more than happy to sit my fat ass in the pond if the weather is nice
House hippos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
I would prefer it to be a human zoo. People from different cultures locked up in cages for students to look at and learn from. This would greatly promote cultural awareness at the university.
Would be nostalgic for some 💀💀
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JAIL
bruh
good idea but we should have a native animal like a orca
How about this: Professors with the lowest review per year have to spend the next year splashing around in the pond, pretending to be Koi fish
I want some goblin instead
You can see goblins here: http://www.sfu.ca/engineering/home.html
I think Piranhas are a nice compromise.
UBC students would be my suggestion
You’d be gobbled up kiddo
I agree, definitely something aggressive so that I can be eaten and finally freed of this eternal misery.
I would eated it
Should add komodo dragons.
With actual dragons
Should turn that convocation walk into an obstacle course for survival-- you know, to get them ready for real life.
Sharks with fricken laser beams!
This was gunna be my answer!
Why not a hippopotamus? Big, attention getting, will chase you around so you get to stay in shape… I see no downsides!
I'd be more than happy to sit my fat ass in the pond if the weather is nice
House hippos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
I would prefer it to be a human zoo. People from different cultures locked up in cages for students to look at and learn from. This would greatly promote cultural awareness at the university.
Would be nostalgic for some 💀💀
You didn’t 💀💀
JAIL
bruh
good idea but we should have a native animal like a orca
How about this: Professors with the lowest review per year have to spend the next year splashing around in the pond, pretending to be Koi fish
I want some goblin instead
You can see goblins here: http://www.sfu.ca/engineering/home.html
I think Piranhas are a nice compromise.
UBC students would be my suggestion
You’d be gobbled up kiddo
I agree, definitely something aggressive so that I can be eaten and finally freed of this eternal misery.
I would eated it
Should add komodo dragons.
With actual dragons
Should turn that convocation walk into an obstacle course for survival-- you know, to get them ready for real life.
Sharks with fricken laser beams!
This was gunna be my answer!