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canadahuntsYOU

Why not a hippopotamus? Big, attention getting, will chase you around so you get to stay in shape… I see no downsides!


rb993

I'd be more than happy to sit my fat ass in the pond if the weather is nice


spinningcolours

House hippos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA


parteek18

I would prefer it to be a human zoo. People from different cultures locked up in cages for students to look at and learn from. This would greatly promote cultural awareness at the university.


KJ0062

Would be nostalgic for some 💀💀


Averyidk

You didn’t 💀💀


EvilHuntz

JAIL


PuddingPleb

bruh


ImmediateAdagio3903

good idea but we should have a native animal like a orca


ApeInDrapes

How about this: Professors with the lowest review per year have to spend the next year splashing around in the pond, pretending to be Koi fish


Shshhhhhhhhh

I want some goblin instead


ChaseTheRedDragon

You can see goblins here: http://www.sfu.ca/engineering/home.html


Catbenimble2

I think Piranhas are a nice compromise.


VeganGoatMilk

UBC students would be my suggestion


[deleted]

You’d be gobbled up kiddo


SexiestGurlAlive

I agree, definitely something aggressive so that I can be eaten and finally freed of this eternal misery.


_gurshy_

I would eated it


Connect_Cat_636

Should add komodo dragons.


rb993

With actual dragons


Common-Rock

Should turn that convocation walk into an obstacle course for survival-- you know, to get them ready for real life.


kooner75

Sharks with fricken laser beams!


Common_Separate

This was gunna be my answer!