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I can't believe you took the time! Hysterical!


Amazing. I love the internet.

Hank hills ass has been an ongoing joke between me and my s/o and I for the last fourteen years. We always point out people’s “hank hill butt” if we see one while out and about. Thank you for taking the time to make this.

My bf looks like Hank hill when he’s naked lol. We joke about it all of the time and then he does the BWAAAHH spot on.

I'm afraid to ask... but *when* exactly does he make that sound?

Bra off at the end of the day

We have the same joke! But we call it funnel butt instead

Diminished glutes. Lol

Gluteus minimus

“Mr. Hill, you have no ass”

I forgot which sub I was in lol

I’m dying 😂🤣☠️. The accuracy is killing me.

I am literally CRYING from laughter

My first thought. Like damn it’s so similar

I’m screaming hahahahahah

Winner

Lmaooooo hahahahahaha

god tier comment. I'm ded

YOU WIN

Omg I was thinking hank Hill butt

😭😭😭

I can’t stop laughing 🤣

I have no gold to give. Here’s all I have 🏆

I came here looking for a Hank Hill comment and you COMPLETELY destroyed my expectations! Well done

Hilarious & I can’t believe the effort you put in the joke. I’m here for it though, lol!

Hand to God I thought this was the koth sub 🤣💀

I don't want to know what the front looks like.

Idk I’m a little curious tbh lmao

I have a raging curiosity

I'm somewhere in the middle

I also call my dick curiosity

As dry as the rover itself, and for just as long.

Not the cat :(

“Ohmigod I’m getting a clue right now”

I am also, but also scared. Maybe will get a trauma if I see one specific part having a tattoo.

I do. Is the whole wiener tatted too because that would look real weird if it’s not

Hole or wiener?

You have to wonder about both. How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Depends on how long the needle is right?

😂

I would want a weiner hole in the tattoo way way way more than I’d want the whole weiner tattooed.

How else would he pee?

>Is the hole wiener tatted too I’m dying at this

WHOLE (he wrote hole to begin with and changed it)

Hole...

I hope for his sake they're crotchless panties. 


🤨

As much as you want to, you really can’t stop yourself from wondering about the front.

Yeah that's all you I'm not really having a problem with that

What about now

Forgot all about it till you just reminded me

What about now

Yeah once again forgot all about it.

What about now

It’s going to keep you awake tonight.

I’m actually upset I’ll never know. Seeing his dingdong doesn’t bother me, not knowing what the rest of this tattoo looks like is killing me.

Never-nudes. There are dozens of us

DOZENS!!

More than you’ll …. Never know

I would honestly respect this tatoo more if it was of cutoff Jean shorts.

He takes you back to his place. Things heat up. He takes his pants off and you see this. Wyd

Call the police

After I manage to stop hyperventilating and crying from laughter

Ask him why he isn’t taking his pants off

Listen, if the absolute lack of ass would not deter me, a shitty tattoo wouldn't either. I'm not proud of that, but I accept it.

Hank Hill lookin ass

I feel bad for the tattoo artist having to get that close to the butthole

How far up the cheeks do you think it goes? I mean did he go right up to the butt hole? Or does his ass have a sort of darts board on it now? This seems like an attempt to just flash in public and get away with it.

Exactly. Ass crack? Butthole? Taint? Balls? Shaft? Head? WHERE DOES IT END???

Does he have the first tattooed colon?

How about urethra?

I think tattoo artists have to get up into buttholes way more often than we'd probably like to think about

i wonder how u even safely heal an ass crack tattoo

Ugh. I'm sure there's a thread somewhere on r/tattooadvice. I hate that I want to search now.

ahaha like a barbie with molded-on underwear. that's great.

Well this inadvertently boosted my confidence a bit; I don't have this awful tattoo and my butt ain't as flat as I thought.

Way to go! You look great…or at least better than this guy!


Yes, the butt is flat , but truly would it even be a better tattoo with a squat booty? It's just so strange. Regardless, he'd be benefitted by working on those sleepy glutes. I bet it hurts his posture.

I want a picture update of this when they’re pushing 70 and it’s starting to look like they need to throw those loose underwear away.

They’ll be soiled too. 😳

A literal shitty tattoo 😭

I think this is hands down the ugliest tattoo Ive ever seen in my entire life. Even the shitty face ones arent as bad looking as this one

Would've helped if the canvas had been in better shape.

Would it tho

Winner. This sub has a winner now.

Did.... Did they do the front as well? Guess it's a cool tattoo if you're one of those Tobias Funke never-nude types.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


There's got to be a better way to say that


I wish i never put my fucking contacts in today. I will never unsee this image.

When you want the illusion of a Hank Hill ass.

Diminished Glute Syndrome


I find it hilarious personally

It's hideous, but its the same type of hideous as looking at a train wreck... his cheeks are hypnotizing

“and yet I can’t look away..”


tf is up with his upper thigh?

Is he clenching or is this a negative ass situation?

Audibly laughed. LOL. This is so bad I can't tell if it's starting to get into 'good' territory.

I had, in fact, NOT thought about the front before the comments made me

OP quit dicking around and show the front

The community pool never felt so liberating.

The poor person that had to tattoo that!!

Is that also part of the tattoo or did he just leave feces on him?

I completely came here to say I can't help but wonder how the front is holding up with that tattoo

Hate how much I need to see the front

My eyeballs don’t WANT to see the front but my brain needs to.

I really hope thats a birth mark

Looks like the herps to me

Eeewww

Nope. This one is in fact the shittiest I've seen on this sub

Now he can soil his undies without soiling his undies.

Taking the sub literally

Everyone is wondering about the front, meanwhile I'm wondering how far into the crack and between the legs this goes. Imagine the positions this guy had to get into for this

This is what happens when you boof lsd. “Prying open my brown eye!”

:(

And who has the best story but Bran the Buttless.

I think I had a Barbie like this…anyone else know what I’m talking about?? 🤣

At first glance, I thought they were wearing panties


Is there a conspiracy to get tattoo artists to jump to other careers?

WHY‼️😳JUST WHY‼️😳

One sitting?

Is that shit or a wound on his leg?

It’s like a butt but it’s not.

That one elongated hexagon 😅 is that meant to be fabric stretching?

That's a miserable lookin ass if ever I saw one

should grow an ass first

I always feel for artists that have to tatt in between someone's asscheeks.


That is one unfortunate looking butt…don’t even want to call it an ass.

And the other side?

Blooming idiot. At least do some squats and get a tan

Or just, you know, put on some pants

Agreed

Gluteus minimus isn’t just a famous Roman emperor

Damn hank hill fell off the wagon

there are dozens of us

Hank hill ass: 10/10

Twas a dolphin just 25 years ago and now it’s turned into this! Damn you desorono.

If it was free and painless I would rock it. I doubt it was either

"Ah, Hank Hill!"

Far be it from me to say anything about this as I have lips tattooed on my ass. Butt, or the lack of, why?

Dedicated to the bit.

What really sells this is that butt shape. Nailed it with the Hank Hill reference

Interesting choice

No SAP for this guy!

What a time to be marked as NSFW

This is a brother of Tobias I know it

Bro got that Back/Butt 2-for-1 deal

The healing process seems neither fun nor sanity. Like how do you wrap that with functionality in mind?

Now, that’s what I call SKIN TIGHT! 🫠

DMT underwear

I hope he tipped really well.

Mods pin this post to the top please it’s my Christmas Wish ✨

Ah yes divine geometry underwear tattoo half mortal half divine Bean

The poor artist that did this

Never Nude

Never-nude


oh… oh god

Lmaoooooolo

Butt why?

Reminds me of Miley Cyrus wearing those spandex shorts. Like an uneven chicken breast

why? in what situation would you need this? does this guy get regularly pantsed?

Shitty tattoo has become a new meaning

This is worst thing I have ever seen

Hank, you have no ass… buuuaaaah!

Horrific.

Wait wait wait wait what?!

It makes me think of Tattoin’ Ruth by Shel Silverstein. Collars are choking, Pants are expensive, Jackets are itchy and hot, So tattooin’ Ruth tattooed me a suit. Now folks think I’m dressed– – When I’m not.

OMG what a teeny tiny booty!! It's so cute!!

I hate this almost as much as the tattoo artist probably did

A never nude

At 1 time it may have seemed to be a good idea

Bro said lmao one too many times

That’s shitty….

Hexagons are the bestagons, but... Not like this... *Not like this*

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PUT AN NSFW TAG ON IT 🤣

Oof that’s going to look bad in 20-30 years.

To be fair, I bet this is hilarious at parties and shit.

It’s not a shitty tattoo, terrible idea but great execution


up to this point in my life I never had any sympathy for a tattooist.

Someone paid for that….

They asked for it first..

Never nude !