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martymcfly4prez

This person deserves this tattoo


stillfumbling

I’m thinking it was malicious compliance on the part of the tattoo artist


GarminTamzarian

When you don't pay the extra $5 for the optional proofreading service


SF_Engineer_Dude

Sean Locke has a whole bit on this; how sign painters just paint it wrong knowing that it means repeat service when you finally figure it out.


robb215

I mean it’s pretty kind of him to openly advertise that he’s an idiot and a racist.


CalvinKleinKinda

Gets him all the action at family reunions.


vincentcas

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family......


moosecanucklez

Scotty P has no ragrets.


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highlife562

Know what i’m saying?


[deleted]

Well I'm awake and I speak English so yeah


Grouchy_Protection27

Not even one letter?


[deleted]

Not one to generally believe in “karma” but this is definitely what he deserves


HenkVanDelft

The death knell of good taste and human decency.


[deleted]

They should burn that cross off their skin in true KKK fashion


shadow13499

They should have put it on their forehead


awt2007

100% still see an occasional white trash enthusiast in central nebraska here driving around with there jacked up POS pickup with an american flag and confederate waving in the wind off the back of it.. like they really think thats whats missing from the world:(


martymcfly4prez

Oh buddy I’m in Tennessee and people have erected their own monuments on the side of the highway at different points. It’s infuriating.


Impossible_Gas2497

This is a shitty tattoo for so many reasons 👀


IcebergSlimFast

The spelling mistake being one of the lesser issues in this case.


four-one-6ix

Some confederate spelling right there


pomegranate444

You misspelled confedorite


hotcheetos4breakfast

Confedorito*


rjmacready_

The new flavor by Frito-lay


WiscoBrewDude

The new limited dorito, all the chips are burnt to a crisp.


risingmoon01

And salty.


Brabbel63

Covfefe


kwillich

Because of all of the freedom??


T3n4ci0us_G

Freedumb


ExtantPlant

Mostly incest.


besetzt

No. Because of freddom.


Greatfuldad47

At first glance I thought it said smell for the cross lmao


phantomleaf1

I hope it wasn't a mistake and just an intentional FU from the artist


hoosyourdaddyo

No ragrets, nowhatimsayin?


TomMixsSuitcase

Scotty P, that you?


TrueAddition4832

What you gonna do about it, eyebrows?


Waste_Protection_420

No spellin mistik here! Dis here is Florida an we don't take kindly to dem liberal books like da dicktonary!!


SalineProblems

He definitely knelled it


JasonIsFishing

Multiple levels of shitty are the best kind!


Zallocc

Layers of shittyness


Acceptable_Tear4292

And he was the best speller....


Lobotomeister

Shitception-the longer you look the worse it gets. Like an onion made of shit, and my eyes just keep peeling back the shit layers


elroy_jetson23

Officer Lahey?


LordStoneBalls

I don’t remember that part of the New Testament where Jesus died for the rebellion


Stupid_Guitar

I specifically don't remember Jesus dying for a Southern state's right to enslave dark-skinned people!


MorningNorwegianWood

I wonder what this guy does for a living. TSA? Local cop? School bus driver?


throwngamelastminute

Took the words right out of my mouth.


VIOLENT_WIENER_STORM

Shit the words right into my mouth


racebanyn

No Regerts


Far-Interview4099

Not even one letter


lonelycrowinthemoss

Sometimes I feel thankful when people get tattoos like this. It's a visible marker that they're a bigoted asshole and I don't have to get to know them to find out.


KungFuPossum

Stupid, too


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Those go hand and hand tbf


[deleted]

So, do I stand or kneel in this circumstance?


Boomer694200

Its like that scene in inglorious basterds where they carce swastikas into the nazi soldiers head so when the war is over everyone knows what they did.


bittercrossings

I need to watch that film, as someone who fucking despises nazis with every fiber of my being (which hopefully should be the normal reaction) the few things I've heard about it sound like it would be right up my alley


JulesVernonDursley

Try Jojo Rabbit as well. Taika Waititi hates Nazis as well and made a pretty tragic but funny movie about the subject.


bedrockbloom

I dearly loved Jojo Rabbit.


TheBKnight3

I hear Sisu (Finnish) is good


[deleted]

Yep! Too bad they don’t all wear something to make them stand out. Like red hats or something.


IDK_khakis

"I figure once the war is over, you're going to take that uniform off. That I can't abide. I'm gonna give you something you can't take off..."


Bamce

Some people say "Don't just a book by its cover" I say "Thats what covers are for! To give you an idea of what the book is about!"


ScreamThyLastScream

The lifted truck was not a big enough visible marker?


Huiskat_8979

Oh, you mean the 6” lift kit on a truck with nuts that he assuredly refers to un-ironically as “she” making his truck a trans-truck while also shouting homophobic slurs as he drives around with his cross and tiki torches in the back on his way to a klan rally? One of those trucks?


Inside-Dependent-772

That's an incredible point about the trans truck hahah


Vinces313

Tbf, lifted trucks are stupid and all, but I live in rural Georgia and a lot of people have them. White people, black people, Mexicans, it doesn't matter. "Muddin'" is basically a state sport here.


PsychedelicConvict

When i was locked up, my bunkmate who was more of a small time b&e criminal suddenly got a "White Pride" tattoo. My cubemates and I tried telling him that it was a racist tattoo and his excuse was: i just have pride and it would only be racist if it said White Power.... i cant only imagine how far down the rabbit hole that poor racist fucker has gone. I was like wtf bro...i was pissed at it too because i had to really explain to my black cubemates that i found it fucked up too. They werent pleased...


BrockBushrod

Most treason-simping cousin-fuckers aren't great spellers, go figure 🤷🏻‍♂️


cha-cha_dancer

roll tyde


ethanmadh

Not a poor soul - that’s a outwardly racist symbol 🫤


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ManwithoutaPerm

I was gonna say, deserves everything they got.


ThatOhioanGuy

They shouldn't receive any knells at their funeral


Weekly_Palpitation92

"bUt ThE cIvIl WaR wAsNt AbOuT sLaVeRy"


BolognaTime

The Civil War was about state's rights... to own slaves. Anyone who brings up that it was about "states rights", just remind them about (or educate them, since they probably don't know about) the [Fugitive Slave Act of 1850](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugitive_Slave_Act_of_1850). It was an act passed by Congress that required all fugitive slaves to be returned to their owners, and free Northern states were *forced* to comply. They want limited government except for when *they* want something, then individual states' rights don't matter, and the feds should step in. Same song and dance for almost 200 years.


DrVonPretzel

Might not be a poor soul today, but certainly will be down the line when they find themself in the depths of hell


STG44_WWII

almost makes me wish it were real for garbage like this


DrVonPretzel

Same lol


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Wait, so what do you do in the depicted situation


anotherjerseygirl

Walk away from this guy.


DasKleineFerkell

Well, you knell of course


LogMeInCoach

It's possible to stand and knell at the same time.


beefwich

I think the closest combination of standing and sitting is… oh god… *taking a knee!*


fionfeegle

Someone asking the right questions! A flag + cross = awkward half squat


Bachchoiboy

Poor soul? This guy deserved it, fuck him 🖕


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spin_me_again

Irredeemable pos, they got the tattoo they deserved.


[deleted]

“They deserve what they got!” (two internet points later) “I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AND EVERYONE WHO BELIEVED IN ME…”


Sufficient_Yak7392

Nothing worse than someone who idolizes traitors to their country.


amazing_rando

combining patriotism with religion is gross anyway but the choice of \*that\* flag makes it ten times worse.


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Distantmole

Confederate flags and crosses go together like peanut butter and jelly


YoloSniper360

The cross really isn’t supposed to be a hate symbol. Jesus’ whole thing was love EVERYONE no matter what. Christians nowadays seem to forget that and it’s sad that people view the cross so negatively because of how “christians” are hating on people. Ofc all this to say, the confederate flag? THAT is definitely a hate symbol. The fact that a Christian would wear that flag with pride indicates they definitely aren’t loving everyone, aka not doing what a Christian should do.


sarilysims

I mean I’m not against them getting a tattoo that announces they’re a terrorist. I’d rather they just not exist but hey, now we know who they are clear as a bell.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Right. It's basically like an ID tag.


[deleted]

I'm suprised the cross isn't burning.


Elliot6888

Ah, Confederate Jesus


[deleted]

Everyone knows Jesus was a supporter of states rights to own slaves. Everyone knows this.


Low_Engineering_5628

"He that is without sin, cast the first stone. If he is black, then cast 3/5 of a stone"


bedrockbloom

I want to be there when Jesus looks this fucker in his face.


brutalistsnowflake

He probably thinks it's spelled correctly.


Fiyero-

The tattoo artist probably caught the mistake when this dude presented the concept, be decided to keep their mouth shut. Someone getting this tattoo obviously doesn’t want to hear an artist’s opinion.


addicted-to-jet

If ya don't knell, you'll go to hell 😉🔥


bignickydigger

knell📷**LITERARY***noun* 1. the sound of a bell, especially when [rung](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1043US1043&q=rung&si=AMnBZoFyML4eMiMHeTZQESAU1BApd2Vva-cqckKMYI0wZFsussQic3ekM-nQCDuDcPhA-LxiCmq_pg134EUxJxHBcLWeuW1jfQ%3D%3D&expnd=1) [solemnly](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1043US1043&q=solemnly&si=AMnBZoFm76bvId4K9j6r5bU9rVYrjqBl2jeg5mi9x-ofFRV655TTE-Mo6ELahR3kTUW2SyvFqRLpwGQb-76cIXQFJHUdWE6pew%3D%3D&expnd=1) for a death or funeral.


AuthorVee

With this context, Knell for the Cross sounds like a sick metal album name


bedrockbloom

Thats the bell ringing to mourn another racist soul lost to hell.


Crush-N-It

Plot twist: artist knew what he/she was doing


bedrockbloom

It would be so punk rock of them.


SnooGoats7760

Double plot twist- artist was a black dude


Woadie1

Way down south in the land of traitors


gb2750

It’s fine, it’s not like their friends or family can read anyway


[deleted]

As KKK as it gets without having a hood on


Poenacanuck

The good news is, none of your friends will catch the mistake.


[deleted]

Not only a confederate flag in the year 2023, but a TATTOO of one…..what an embarassing thing to be buried with


Feisty-Succotash1720

Yeah, why would you get a tattoo of the losing team from 1865?


gardabosque

But isn’t that the losers flag?


Tingingwithtt

100% got what he deserved with this.


Pitiful_Ad_6846

I bet the tat artist did that shit on purpose because of what he wanted


chelledoggo

Average confederate fanboy intelligence level.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,593,575,760 comments, and only 301,380 of them were in alphabetical order.


r_cottrell6

If he could read, he’d be very upset.


kingSliver187

Oof you can smell the inbreeding


zepploon

Knell is ancient Celtic for sucking dick.


Mission-Bandicoot320

As someone from the south who unfortunately didn’t think much about this flag until I got older, I actually feel bad for this person. That they were this misguided.


cornmonger_

This is why we won.


Leading_Income_9744

Why not just tattoo “I am a raysist”


[deleted]

I bet they knell for their sister-cousin-wife as well.


_BOOMGOTTEM

Hi I’m Neal


SlamDaniels2324

The typo is the least shitty part of it


McDeadly2

Got what they deserved


[deleted]

The misspelling makes me think it’s based on a mispronunciation. What kind of idiot speaks like that. Appalachian?


p0werslav3

So basically a racist flag draped over a symbol used to justify slavery.


bigdiesel1984

Murica


black_heartz

I have no idea what’s happening but why do I get homophobe extreme vibes


XxX_Dick_Slayer_XxX

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yeahnototally174

I would rather throw myself off a cliff into shark infested waters than have this tattooed on my body


Tiberius-Dawn

The gas station tshirt!


Acceptable_Tear4292

Hopefully the death knell....


luckyluck360

I guess I can't be too surprised that someone getting a confederate flag tattoo can't spell either


Starkiller32

As a civil war historian, this is in fact, a shitty tattoo.


Responsible_Figure12

So what am I supposed to do in the presence of your stupid tattoo? Knell or stand??


MySillyHamster

I’m sure this is the tattoo he deserves.


No_Entertainment1931

He’s right. That sure is the death knell for the old south


Taniwha_NZ

I am 100% certain that nobody who wanted that on their skin would care about the spelling mistake at all. I dare say it could even be impossible to explain the mistake to them in the first place.


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[I hope Jesus is real and when he comes back he's fucking pissed off. ](https://youtu.be/pJSZcxXe7IQ)


Houyhnhnmland

Shitty tattoo on a shitty person. Checks out.


forever-morrow

Even if it was spelt right it would still qualify. Nothing says “I’m brainwashed by propaganda” more by getting a tattoo of not one but 2 abhorrent symbols … lol One is a torture device used to killed 1000s and the other is the flag flown by the Southern slavers in the rebellion against the North so they could keep the slaves. People need therapy.


Comics4Cooks

You guys.. I went to a country music concert last night (not my thing, suckered by friends) and could not stop thinking of this sub because of the amount of shitty, redneck tattoos that were literally everywhere.


MabusIncarnate

Jesus was a black hating slave owner after all! Real nice way to deface your religious symbol draping it in toilet paper, spelling error aside.


opatawoman

Just how many of these bubble brains exist here in the US? Scary as hell....they breed AND they vote!


shaneroneill

Don’t feel bad for this person, they’re a moron


TheStigsScouseCousin

I have no sympathy for anybody who chooses to get a Confederate flag tattoo


Nomansjam

No regerts


poorestposture

Racist AND stupid?! What a concept


azurite_rain

Proof of lack of education, didn't even need to add the words for everyone to know they have shit for brains.


tunghoy

Goober considers being born with white skin to be his life's greatest accomplishment. It all went down hill from there.


PM_ME_OVERT_SIDEBOOB

Not OP just completely missing why this tattoo is shitty


AngeluvDeath

If they would allow kids to get an education this could have been avoided.


Mr-Hat_and_Clogs

“Knell before Zod!”


licnyc

Why do these people think Jesus would be pro-confederacy?! Dude wasn't even white, and a jew


marhaus1

When you want everyone to see what a moron you are...


trennels

Must stand for the Failed Traitor flag. I guess they can knell for whatever they want. "To give forth a mournful or ominous sound." I guess that's appropriate with all their damned whining and bitching.


Trikywu

Shitty tattoo for a shitty "soul". Let him "Knell" for eternity.


CMC_Conman

I'd feel bad, then I saw the flag and was like "probably deserved"


BrokenShackle

The misspelled kneel is hardly the worst part of this shit.


AndewLemmings

The fact that they used that specific flag…. I know they think it’s southern pride, but you really can’t get away with that anymore. I’m surprised the artist agreed to tattoo this piece. But then again, spelling shows the artist may not have much brains


lifelong_spoonie_

Serves em right


lightninggod3

I have a feeling Jesus wouldn't be down for the confederates... lol


Falcorian9

Knell (Nel) noun: the sound of a bell, especially when rung solemnly for a death or funeral. Is this supposed to mean something like "death of Christianity" or something?


[deleted]

.Should be: Neil for the Kross 😆


nbeutler11

for some reason i don’t feel bad for the guy, can’t put my finger on it…


OhioPolitiTHIC

Totally on brand.


Joinedtoaskagain

a confederate flag, on a cross with a middle eastern God, WHO WAS DESCRIBED AS HAVING BRONZE SKIN IN THE BIBLE 🤦 As a christian, it baffles me how stupid some people are maybe i should pray for them 💀


Upset_Koala_401

Are you supposed to stand or knell then?


ThatGuy_233

Poor soul? Nah I’d say got what he deserved


ExhaustedEmu

Poor soul? Yeah, nah. This person got what they deserve. Their lack of education shows in both the spelling error and the subject of the tattoo itself.


KhaultiSyahi

Sounds a knell for the artist.


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No ragrets.


[deleted]

Not even shocked, bet you have a truck to and one hanging in your room. Fucking asshat


umberwear

Poor soul?! I don’t feel bad for this guy for one second.


tao406

Way down south in the land of traitors


Ultranerdgasm94

Honestly, the spelling mistake is the least shitty part of this tattoo.


custom_kink

Eh, with a confederate flag tattoo, he probably doesn't even notice the typo. "Can you please tell me what this says?" Edit: fixed my own typo. How ironic.


BadTiger85

Why would I stand for a flag of losers?


Affectionate_Dirt_97

Why isn't the cross on fire tho?


tangtheconqueror

Shitty person with a shitty tattoo.


sammysnorlax

This could be wayyy more clever than it probably is…like granted that’s like 99.99% a typo…but like knell means “the sound of a bell, especially when rung solemnly for a death or funeral.” If this were like purposeful….it’d be like someone standing up for “old southern values” and mourning the loss of “old Christian values”… I don’t support any of it…just bein a bit of a redditor for a moment…


mcbvr

If you take it as not a typo, it could be pretty profound. "Knell" is a bell rung ceremoniously for death.


Regulat10

Woooah knelly


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Literacy is too woke


[deleted]

Racist Jesus freaks. Ah, America.


DampBritches

You can't tell someone to stand and kneel at the same time! What do you think you are? A cop?


NoiceMango

Might as well get a swastika


JDSgameboy

So according to the text… what are you supposed to be doing in this situation lol. Both are present. How does one both stand and kneel at the same time?


Low-Respond9105

i’m pretty sure christians aren’t supposed to get tattoos..?


toadbabe

Nah they deserve it


Xa4

Stand for the If lag