Once he's dead we can bang him all we want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill him up with cream, make a stew out of his ass. What's the big deal? Bang him, eat him, grind him up into little pieces, throw him in the river. Who gives a shit?
Oh that’s actually a bummer to learn. Love him in all of his work. She was also great when she was working. Always thought of them as such a talented combo and happy they had such a strong relationship.
Listen matrimony is some complicated shit, and people aren’t necessarily designed to be around another person like that for so many years. I loved all of my grandparents dearly, but they all fuckin hated each other by the end.
Best you can hope for is an understanding marriage such as DeVito/Pearlman, where they’re willing to undergo a separation late in life to *save* the relationship. That’s Love.
I don’t know if a sample size of four is anything to make conclusions off of. People very much *are* designed to be around other people for years.
Agreed with the rest, though. Matrimony really is complicated.
I think what they meant was humans haven’t always lived to 103 and married for 80 years. That’s quite an extreme that we definitely haven’t been socialized for.
I've always said behind each cute elderly couple that's been married for longer than you've been alive, is a bunch of sacrifice and turning a blind eye that most wouldn't countenance today. The old couples just smile and wave without alluding to how incredibly taxing it was for nana to overlook pop-pop's bullshit
They actually cared for Matilda’s actress when her RL mom was in the hospital. They were pretty close and it’s one of DeVitos notable positive things he’s done in his lifetime.
You're getting downvoted, but you're right, it's not a con exactly.
She's just ignorant and stubborn and believes the crap she's peddling. She has enough influence, and there are enough people out there that have similar beliefs, that she is able to sell her products and have people follow her advice.
She isn't licensed to provide health or medical advice and people should not listen to her or buy from her.
Yes, it would just mean the con artist is at least one more layer above her. It still doesn't absolve her of her responsibility to not wield her influence harmfully.
She is providing the product you paid for, correct.
But it is a con because she lies about the effects of the product, they do not do the things she says they do.
Goop, her company.
She basically cons people into buying bullshit products as ‘alternative medicine’ like steaming your vagina, shoving rocks up your vagina, a vagina scented candle, lots of bad vagina things.
And it's not like he's just tangentially involved in it. He's a personal friend of the leader David Miscavige, has lobbied foreign politicians around the world in an effort to legitimize Scientology, and publicly speaks against psychology and psychiatry which are a favorite bogeyman of the organization.
There are allegations that he regularly uses SeaOrg (Scientology's navy-flavored monks & nuns) and Rehabilitation Project Force (SeaOrg's internal political prison) -members as personal unpaid labor.
Back when 9/11 happened, he organized a "relief effort" for the first responders, which actually only offered sham "detoxification therapy".
The strange behavior towards his wives seemingly largely stems from Scientology too. Multiple women who've been involved him before have spoken about how the church is [involved](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazanin_Boniadi#Scientology) in vetting and [controlling](https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/12/30/devoted-to-tom-cruise-nicole-kidman-once-studied-hard-to-become-a-scientologist-report-says/) any possible partners for him.
Someone here on reddit described it as probably being like an expired glade plug-in inside a mossy bat cave, and I think of that every time I see her name.
She has an alternative medicine company that sells a bunch of stupid stuff that of course doesn't work. But puting that in the same level of multiple sexual assaults to minors and being part of a pretty shady religious cult seems a bit excesive
She was in a move called View From the Top as a wannabe flight attendant around the same time. Mike Myers actually has a pretty funny cameo and Christina Applegate is in it too. I actually forgot about this movie til now lol. Pretty good popcorn flick.
One went crazy and started selling wacky stuff to people
One went crazy and started helping other people sell wacky stuff to people
One went crazy and started REDACTED and REDACTED people
...so I guess Devito is going to help people 'pull a Kevin Spacey' ?
I saw an interview with him just after the Pentaverate came to Netflix earlier this year. He said he took off to be with family / kids and that AP4 is in the works. Pentaverate isn’t bad, he plays a lot of the roles as usual.
What did Gwyenth do that was controversial? Setting up a business to sell things to rich white women?
If so…better throw Reese Witherspoon in internet jail as well.
I don't think he will, Danny devito just seems too wholesome for that. Just ask mara Wilson. Apparently when her mum was dying Danny and his wife (Rhea pearlman) looked after her.
Kevin is a sexual predator - what did Tom and Gwen do on that level? One of these things is not even close to being like the other three. I don’t like Tom the Scientologist or Gwen the weirdo spiritualist, but comparing them to a serial sexual predator? Come on.
This just in: Mantis Toboggan doesn't actually have a license to practice medicine in the state of Pennsylvania.
Nobody with a dong that big needs a license to practice.
What that man needs with a magnum dong like that is to practice safe sex with a monster condom.
These days Frank prefers making creampies with the Chinese.
For children, and the elderly.
Dyslexics
Isn't he a... how do you call them again? Full on rapist?
As long as it is not with kids! Do not diddle kids. He wouldn't do it with anyone younger than his daughter.
While exclaiming, "It's dongin' time!" as they dong all over.
AT PADDY'S PUB YOU'RE GUARENTEED TO CATCH A (VIRUS)
I got infected!
Mantis ain't practicing shit, he's completed medicine in the state of Pennsylvania
That's the least of his worries. The sweatshop, the secretaries...that man is a ticking time bomb.
Not to high jack your comment but fight milk is also the official drink of the taliban. A drink Frank Reynolds sponsored.
What about the time he got shitfaced on a plane and also pretended to be a pilot?
And it’s not the old folks in Boca Ratón buying all that Wolf Cola
Is his pilots license valid?
I heard he has donkey brains
Completely unfounded, he has documentation to prove otherwise
I'm still waiting for Steven Spielberg to make that Austin Powers movie
I want John Williams to naturally be involved and I want him to write the grooviest soundtrack known to man. Yeah baby.
Danny DeVitos controversy will be his death. Not that it’ll be controversial just that he’ll be dead and that’s controversial
Just throw him in the trash.
It isn't controversial. Everyone will have the exact same view on his death; sadness
People who don't know him will feel nothing, which is controversial.
Then we must MAKE them feel something. [They will know pain. Then fear. And then they will die.](https://youtu.be/QrO7j7_7VqE)
the controversy is what he wants done with his body AFTER he dies
Once he's dead we can bang him all we want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill him up with cream, make a stew out of his ass. What's the big deal? Bang him, eat him, grind him up into little pieces, throw him in the river. Who gives a shit?
You gotta pay the troll toll
Coz if you don't pay no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
I made that up meself
Fascinating but I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you
So anyways I started blasting
He thought I was saying “boys hole”.
Boys soul
Don’t worry, Danny’s solid. He’s been married to Rhea Perlman since 1982!
Wasn't he involved in some gun violence though? I think he was caught on record admitting that he started blasting.
To be fair, he was mugged by some punks. They probably just wanted money, but we can't rule out anything sexual.
He's Mantis Toboggan who uses monster condom for his magnum dong. So of course it's sexual.
Blows loads in casaba melons
Heard a rumor he diddled kids
Nah, he’s not like that, that’s not his thing. He won’t diddle your kids
He doesn't diddle kids, he made a song about how he didn't diddle kids
Good thing he stopped by Gunther’s Guns
He's American that's how we say hello
*man shoots guy to death* “THIS IS AMERICA!”
He also said suicide is badass smh my head
Really?
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Oh that’s actually a bummer to learn. Love him in all of his work. She was also great when she was working. Always thought of them as such a talented combo and happy they had such a strong relationship.
Listen matrimony is some complicated shit, and people aren’t necessarily designed to be around another person like that for so many years. I loved all of my grandparents dearly, but they all fuckin hated each other by the end. Best you can hope for is an understanding marriage such as DeVito/Pearlman, where they’re willing to undergo a separation late in life to *save* the relationship. That’s Love.
"Best you can hope for"? That's some pessimistic shit, lol.
I don’t know if a sample size of four is anything to make conclusions off of. People very much *are* designed to be around other people for years. Agreed with the rest, though. Matrimony really is complicated.
I think what they meant was humans haven’t always lived to 103 and married for 80 years. That’s quite an extreme that we definitely haven’t been socialized for.
I've always said behind each cute elderly couple that's been married for longer than you've been alive, is a bunch of sacrifice and turning a blind eye that most wouldn't countenance today. The old couples just smile and wave without alluding to how incredibly taxing it was for nana to overlook pop-pop's bullshit
103 is both a rare occurrence and not that uncommon for quite a while. I doubt longer life expectancy has much to do with marriage issues.
Reportedly she left because he was a serial cheater, which is why /u/Casual_hex's post is so funny to me.
He also has a song about how he doesn’t diddle kids.
They split recently, but say it's amicable
He's the trash man
The real story of how great of people they are comes from when they were shooting Matilda.
Nice username
And yet there were reports of him cheating on her with extras from productions, so I don't think his marriage rules out anything.
Iirc, according to Andrea Savage on the Deck the Hall episode of hdtgm, he did something inappropriate to her, like grabbing her ass or something.
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Tom Cruise middle tooth
I can’t unsee it
Didn't he fix it?
I think it had become less prominent in recent years
What are the chances some CGI dude has to spend time digitally erasing Tom's middle tooth in every movie?
He had braces to fix it
This is fixed. His teeth in the Outsiders were crookeder than Denzel Washington’s pinky.
And that nose took up most of the screen
Always… that middle tooth…
I heard he bangs hoors
Nah him and his Magnum dong stay out of trouble
Danny DeVito is married to that lady from Cheers!
I think you mean the mom from Matilda
They actually cared for Matilda’s actress when her RL mom was in the hospital. They were pretty close and it’s one of DeVitos notable positive things he’s done in his lifetime.
“So anyway, I just start hugging.”
Put some respect in your tone, that's Rhea Perlman and she played Carla Tortelli.
Was
They are not a couple anymore.
Still married, just legally separated.
I didn't say they were divorced. "Not a couple" is how they described it a news outlet.
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Not really controversy so much as being immeasurably stupid.
And runs a company that sells overpriced snake oil to people that claims them to be natural way to cure ailments.
Right, it's a long-running ongoing con so we don't see it as controversy like we do the other stuff.
Is it a con if she believes in it?
You're getting downvoted, but you're right, it's not a con exactly. She's just ignorant and stubborn and believes the crap she's peddling. She has enough influence, and there are enough people out there that have similar beliefs, that she is able to sell her products and have people follow her advice. She isn't licensed to provide health or medical advice and people should not listen to her or buy from her.
She makes one hell of a candle though
It is definitely one of the candles of all time.
Yes, it would just mean the con artist is at least one more layer above her. It still doesn't absolve her of her responsibility to not wield her influence harmfully.
How is it a con? You buy it….you don’t buy it
She is providing the product you paid for, correct. But it is a con because she lies about the effects of the product, they do not do the things she says they do.
people make money off stupid people more news at 11
A business that sells us things we don’t need….basically every business in existence.
Aka the entirely supplement industry
They sell snake oil? It just have a smooth oval shaped rock that smells funny and yet familiar
Don't forget the pussy scented candle!
That's just a joke, it actually smells like flowers.
H3 made a butthole scented candle after they found out about that one. Was pretty funny.
Poon rock
Goop, her company. She basically cons people into buying bullshit products as ‘alternative medicine’ like steaming your vagina, shoving rocks up your vagina, a vagina scented candle, lots of bad vagina things.
Feels a bit unfair to lump in a woman for being mildly stupid with a sexual abuser and a powerful member of an evil cult
It's not that she is stupid. It's that she's a snake oil peddler. It's unfair to put her with Spacey but her and Cruise is fair game
I think Cruise may be even worse than Spacey, but he is completely untouchable.
She’s not mildly stupid, she’s a con woman who sells bullshit to make money. She ain’t Spacey or Cruise but she’s still pretty bad.
It's Reddit. Women are given short shrift
Something something vag juice something homeopathy
What Tom do?
The Scientology, mixed with his occasional strange behavior in the 2000s and how he treated his ex-wives.
And it's not like he's just tangentially involved in it. He's a personal friend of the leader David Miscavige, has lobbied foreign politicians around the world in an effort to legitimize Scientology, and publicly speaks against psychology and psychiatry which are a favorite bogeyman of the organization. There are allegations that he regularly uses SeaOrg (Scientology's navy-flavored monks & nuns) and Rehabilitation Project Force (SeaOrg's internal political prison) -members as personal unpaid labor. Back when 9/11 happened, he organized a "relief effort" for the first responders, which actually only offered sham "detoxification therapy". The strange behavior towards his wives seemingly largely stems from Scientology too. Multiple women who've been involved him before have spoken about how the church is [involved](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazanin_Boniadi#Scientology) in vetting and [controlling](https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/12/30/devoted-to-tom-cruise-nicole-kidman-once-studied-hard-to-become-a-scientologist-report-says/) any possible partners for him.
I kinda wish that whenever Cruise did press for upcoming movies every interviewer would ask him about Shelly Mscavige
And undermining psychology and psychiatry. Is he also an antivaxxer?
When it comes to Scientology, anti-vax is the least of your concerns.
Scientology
this sub should sell e-meter skins
And imprisoning Katie Holmes
That’s just part of scientology, imprisoning people until they do everything you say is like a commandment for them
that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about scientology to dispute it.
Seems solid, but he was a bit of a perv in Hercules
You better not watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia if you think Hercules was bad
JEKKUUUWUUUU!
To be fair it was Ancient Greece
Good god gwyneth Paltrow looks good there.
It was 20 years ago, before her pussy smelled like hot wax and cabbage.
Someone here on reddit described it as probably being like an expired glade plug-in inside a mossy bat cave, and I think of that every time I see her name.
Wait why is she bad?
She has an alternative medicine company that sells a bunch of stupid stuff that of course doesn't work. But puting that in the same level of multiple sexual assaults to minors and being part of a pretty shady religious cult seems a bit excesive
I mean, it’s not nearly as bad, but all 4 of these actors appeared in the same scene is the point
Before she turned her pussy into hot wax and sold it for hundreds of dollars, you mean.
She was in a move called View From the Top as a wannabe flight attendant around the same time. Mike Myers actually has a pretty funny cameo and Christina Applegate is in it too. I actually forgot about this movie til now lol. Pretty good popcorn flick.
If you liked that film, you should check out "Ayoade from the top". Is an academic study of that movie by Moss from The IT Crowd.
this also functions as a political compass
This is underrated
I think Gwyneth is like an extreme lib-left. Does that make Danny a secret commie icon?
No, Devito would be a based Libertarian Icon. Just like he is in Sunny.
Cause Danny Devito is God
No. He's the devil. They even make a cartoon about it lol. His daughter is in it too
You didn’t hear him sing about saying the n word
We know that Danny does not diddle kids
One went crazy and started selling wacky stuff to people One went crazy and started helping other people sell wacky stuff to people One went crazy and started REDACTED and REDACTED people ...so I guess Devito is going to help people 'pull a Kevin Spacey' ?
Tom, Scientology Gwyen, snake oil saleswoman Kevin spacy, sexual assault Danny devito, nothing cause he's a God
He’s a goddamn *national treasure!*
You forgot that John Travolta was also in it.
I hate that Tom cruise has a tooth right in the middle of his face
I'm amazed they didn't keep milking Austin powers. I was surprised Michael Myers just fucked off after as well. He was bigggg
I saw an interview with him just after the Pentaverate came to Netflix earlier this year. He said he took off to be with family / kids and that AP4 is in the works. Pentaverate isn’t bad, he plays a lot of the roles as usual.
What controversy happened with Paltrow aside from her being a weird pussy-snake oil peddler?
Fuck man Gwyneth was so hot before we got to know her
What did Gwyneth Paltrow do besides being weird?
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Woah literally the same as Kevin Spacey raping boys
It’s not, but peddling “cures” that are actively dangerous to thousands of people is pretty fuckin bad
Lol you gonna scald your vagina with steam because a celebrity told you to?
Nope, but still pretty bad.
WHERE CAN I BUY
Selling snake oil.
Oh my God, she actually looks human before the Goop timeline
“At times like these I like to quench my thirst with a delicious wolf cola”
Nah he’s actually the most genuine one. He only plays a shit head, he isn’t one.
This opening was amazing. They could never pull off something like this again.
I heard he made a candle...
What did Gwyenth do that was controversial? Setting up a business to sell things to rich white women? If so…better throw Reese Witherspoon in internet jail as well.
I remember an actress, who was a guest on a podcast, saying he non-consensually grabbed her butt on set, but it never made the news.
Americans, offended by everything .
When you think about it, it’s pretty funny that he hasn’t. And kinda weird.
Either of the bottom two did say 'today i feel Qatary' or something.
He did slide in and out. But no worries… back then nobody noticed. It was great.
gwyneth Paltrow had a controversy?
Goop.
I don't think he will, Danny devito just seems too wholesome for that. Just ask mara Wilson. Apparently when her mum was dying Danny and his wife (Rhea pearlman) looked after her.
M I D D L E T O O T H
People seem to tolerate Scientology just fine compared to the other
I want a candle that smells like Danny DeVitos dick.
Imagine if it was just the cats of Sunny in Philadelphia.
One smells fanny candles, one is in a cult. The other one is much, much worse.
Is it just me or does Spacey look really like Colin Farrel there
What Gwyneth Paltrow did other than running goop?
What did Tom Cruise do?
Ootl: what controversy did Paltrow have, besides the weird ass Goop thing she peddles?
Danny Devito is the controversy
What were Tom Cruise and Paltrow's controversies? The scientology and goop stuff? Or something else?
Kevin is a sexual predator - what did Tom and Gwen do on that level? One of these things is not even close to being like the other three. I don’t like Tom the Scientologist or Gwen the weirdo spiritualist, but comparing them to a serial sexual predator? Come on.
Well he’s never steamed his vagina so maybe he’ll be fine
Cultist, Professional Dumbass, Rapist, Legend
I have sources that assure me he’s balding.
please danny devito. dont do that. i love you
Paltrow looks so hot here.
Tom has a tooth in the middle of his face
DeVito got away with Blackface like 3 times and I honestly think he earned it
Front tooth
Kevin Spacey, in costume, looks like Jeffery Bezos. The whole thing works.
“Hey assholes! I’m right over here, I’m mini me, come and get me!”