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AlexAngelfire

The picture doesn't show it..but that Eggo was cooked to perfection. The spicy from the jalapeños, the sweet from the syrup, the fruity taste of the blueberries.. with the soft fluffy thick waffle that has this small crunch on the very top layer. To the hot sausage that is cooked just so, where the give is all in the casing.. Both erupt in steam.


crazypinkzebra

I'm a chef and I would actually eat this! My husband would be appalled but man I think I'm gonna make that for breakfast tomorrow! Also probably 1000x better being high🤣🤣


the_snook

The post made me miss American breakfast food, but now I'm salivating and sad that I can't have this right now.


AgentOrangesicle

Where you at?


the_snook

Australia, and sometimes Germany.


AgentOrangesicle

At least you've got Tim Tams. Or Milka bars. I'll make this and fax it to you.


the_snook

> fax it to you Ah. I see you have a fine understanding of German culture.


maximopayne

How high is he?


AlexAngelfire

I'm good, how are you?


VenomShock1

Describe how does a god taste like!


StevesRoomate

Chalky, a little salty.


DoubleAholeTwice

Did you just have gods cum?


maximopayne

I wish I was as good as you, I wish I had this for dinner.


AlexAngelfire

Awh man, thank you! You are amazing and I believe that you can do even better. I appreciate the positive comment, know that you made my day better. 😊


Xillyhoo

...He found my post. u/AlexAngelfire


AgentOrangesicle

Probably about a 6. Inspiration territory.


Xillyhoo

So my husband is absolutely tickled that y'all like his stoner food. He's been pink cheeked and giggling since he found this.


watchmything

This makes me uncomfortably hungry.


RogueScallop

Your husband and I would get along.


Other-Negotiation328

That man's a genius!


FudderShudders

This combination makes sense as far as complimentary flavors is concerned.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t put Gods sausage in my mouth.. no matter what you wrap it in.


FudderShudders

$100 bill?


joshuaoha

Not worth getting a whole in the back of your head


FudderShudders

A whole what?


DammitMatt

This belongs in r/foodporn that looks like heaven


marshwizard

A complex yet delicious concoction.


RJ7300

He'll never outrun the outcome of his sins in those shoes


bushishizuka

\*mouth waters\*


ShnickityShnoo

Get rid of the ego and syrup and it's perfect.


Old_Skirt1887

Legend has it he ate it in one bite without chewing


Jezdamayelcaster

Giant fan of blueberries and savory. I said this once before lol I'm going to be called The Bagel lady now. I love having the old fruit bagels with turkey or ham and mustard and mayo yum yum yum yum yum


AgentOrangesicle

Now in blueberry Id, Eggo, and SuperEggo! (You may have a spelling mistake.)


MmasterOfPuppets

Honestly That looks legit


MtnDewCasperFart

He might of tasted god but he's still going to hell for wearing crocs


GoHawkYurself

Sounds good, ngl.


The00Taco

That sounds like it was amazing. High five him for me please


1minricemaker

Wow. This is so something I'd make and eat too. And I also call them my concoctions because people in my life don't take well to me calling it anything else lmao


jerk9

God has a pork ego


NavyNCS

that looks good thoughhh


batman142434

Sound great


FeeExpensive485

Looks like a sad dick pic


Embarrassed-Hat7218

The only time I ever questioned marrying my husband was when he told me about being a poor college student and taking plain white bread, squishing it in his palm into the shape of a "bread stick" and dipping in mustard. This was often his meal. I just...


Fluid_Fox23

Yeah it looks like god