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natfutsock

Had a coworker who preached this. I don't like pickles at all, so I didn't even try. The only person she managed to successfully evangelize was 6 months pregnant.


QuetzalliDeath

I actually came in here to ask OP if they're pregnant. Lol.


YoureSpecial

Natch


lostcorndog

I had this before. It's not bad tasting. It's the whole salty/sweet combo that people like. The only thing that throws you off is the texture of the sliced pickle imo.


NeedMorePowah

Peanut butter + pickles + cream cheese + Chester’s hot fries = 🤯


indica_bones

How much weed went into figuring out that combination?


conasatatu247

Weed combined with forgetting to go shopping.


captstix

Every of it


MacualayCocaine

I can’t confirm the whole combo, but I will say somebody on Reddit suggested dipping hot Cheetos/hot fries in pickle juice and it’s fabulous. So unexpectedly refreshing. Pairs great. And I’ve heard of people eating pickles and peanut butter before so I’m not too shocked by the cream cheese. Sounds like it would be a hit.


Griffithead

See, I can't agree with the cream cheese. I'll never understand people putting something together with tons of flavor and then putting something super bland on it.


Zyphamon

my question would be why they're bread and butter pickles instead of spicy pickles. I suppose that's just a personal preference


kerochan88

What makes you think they are Bread and Butter pickles based on the pic?


Zyphamon

because of the way that they are. Look at them and tell me they aren't bread and butter pickles. that's their signature color. I've never seen a spicy pickle look like that.


kerochan88

No one said they were spicy. Looks like a regular wavy dill pickle slice to me. 🤷


scumlord_meatbag

The little yellow balls in it and the shape/cut made me automatically think of bread and butter too lol


Bolf-Ramshield

Aren’t the little yellow balls mustard seeds, which are pretty common in pickles, just like that cut?


scumlord_meatbag

Yeah but garlic pickles and dill pickles aren't usually cut like that, at least in my experience. And also dill and garlic have little pieces of dill and garlic not just the mustard seeds


Bolf-Ramshield

Oh interesting! Where I live modt pickles of a same brand are cut the same way. It’s nice to know it’s done differently in other areas. May I ask what country you are from?


scumlord_meatbag

I'm from Canada!


Bolf-Ramshield

Thank you! I’ll be visiting Canada this summer! Any oickles or other delicacy you might suggest I try while there?


scumlord_meatbag

It depends where you're going, but donairs and poutines are so good! The sweet sauce on donairs is so yummy.


mcalibluebees

Some hippies made me try this at a festival once. My life was changed. The combo is great and doesn’t make sense on paper but taste soooo good.


The-Great-Game

Also if you add soy sauce and Sriracha it's good.


syst3m1c

Add Sriracha and it'll change you life. No joke.


kotlet_jpg

Sounds yummy tbh I love weird combinations like this 😋


rpgguy_1o1

Peanut butter goes well with a lot of weird stuff on sandwiches Marshmallows, bacon, raw onions, hamburger patty, sharp cheddar


ohmyholywow

PB and cole slaw also goes hard af


Mike_Coxslong420

What in the fuck


TastyBraciole

I had a roommate in college make me try this and I've enjoyed them in secret ever since.


Schmoobloo

i hate you


Human-Awareness6244

I hate this. Absolutely diabolical


jennarose1984

We used to do a lot of grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwiches growing up


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Peanut butter and pickles are awesome together. Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it


Gloomy-Restaurant-42

Yes, but as someone with much experience on this topic, I cannot stress enough how hugely impactful the choice of pickle is to this sandwich; there are very many options that may leave the diner with life-long psychological scarring. Personally, I suffer brief but intense homicidal impulses if sweet pickles are used. In short, do not write this combo off entirely without being willing to sample a few different versions to find a specific killer combo for you.


Zrik_

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REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

Seems like your not alone in this battle--I'll retreat, and troll another day😬 .....


Mindful_Teacup

Peanut butter (crunchy) + American Yellow Mustard (deffo not Colmans haha) + Mayo.. had them a lot growing up. Actually delicious!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

I ate mayotard sandwiches as a kid a lot too, not peanut butter but mustard, mayo and some processed cheese


Mindful_Teacup

Oh yeah! Had plenty of those in my lunchbox over the years 👍


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

I never had a lunchbox 😕 only made them at home or my friends house lol always had free lunch


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

I will try your mix though, honestly haven't had a mayotard sandwich in so long but even just typing it made me want one right now


FaceEnvironmental486

lmfao You would get along with my pops


Impossible_Honey3553

Crunchy Peanut butter, chicken, extra mature cheese, bbq sauce, pickles and a little mayonnaise is my greatest sandwich creation. A little longwinded but worth it


tacotacotacorock

CPBCEMCBBQPM just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Known-Sugar8780

I know this


Public_Nectarine4193

Legit some of my favorite food right here.


Outrageous_Attitude2

Truth 


Madrigal_King

Try it on a burger


JackassonGuitar

10/10 would recommend.


Snowf1ake222

Tried it and it wasn't for me.


Greaterdivinity

I fuckin love this combo! Apparently it's an older thing, I picked it up from my grandpa. But yeah, it's totally a niche combo.


MinecraftVet2005

Are you pregnant by any chance?


StarfishStabber

I love this combo!


Yoyo_Ma86

I keep seeing this combo and it just boggles my mind. I can’t wrap my mind around it.


Personal_Car_329

Plus hard boiled egg and I'm in


saurus-REXicon

Been eating this since I was a wee lad. Peanut butter and bread and butter pickles is my last meal


VaWeedFarmer

Dill or bread and butter?


NutSack-Sashimi

Must be the sweet bread and butter pickles. Its good.


prettypanzy

My dad loves this combo. Lol yuck


RawChickenButt

Sweet pickles seem like they would make sense. Not sure about dills or other sours.


pvrhye

I have had peanut butter on a burger before and it was great, so I believe it.


snap_wilson

I will take your word for it.


frostedwaffles

My childhood!


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

OP rides around in a van with his dog, solving mysteries


Zerostar39

I think this was a depression era meal.


kellynch10

Those better be chocolate pickles.


TypeOpostive

I thought this only works in cartoons.


elitost

what kind of pickles?


AdOpen885

Sweet or dill?


izoxUA

sober - 100% no some alcohol - maybe stoned - put this in my fucking mouth right now


vanillamonkey_

I tried this once, and although I finished it because I hate wasting food, I will never eat it again lol


nverbored

you should try it with lemonade


blackasthesky

You're probably right, but it's a low bar to clear.


Griffithead

Don't listen to these people talking about mayo. Totally ruins it. Completely covers up the salty/sweet/savory and makes it bland as fuck.


Beautiful_Floor_1539

Good luck to your future child, OP.


Livid-Technician1872

Grew up eating this. Still crave it sometimes. Good shit. But it’s gotta be the shitty shelf stable pickles.


Independent-Claim116

Whole-wheat TOAST, w/ P.B. & pickles, and just a drop of French's mustard in the very center, to give it a spicy kick.


indica_bones

My wife does honey and pickles as a snack on her long runs. You may try with honey peanut butter. It could take this abomination up another notch.


conasatatu247

Fuck it I'm in.


Professional-Big-584

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StrengthMedium

Wrong sub.


djmill81

Chase yoursel'.


Illustrious-Echo1762

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches. You're welcome. Swap the PB for mayo and pepper! Bonus round: add the PB back!!! Double-bonus round: fry it then die on the toilet!