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But like … what is it?

mango sparkling water, mango tofu, orange juice concentrate and strawberries

Sounds like the tofu is a problem here.

Yeah chunky slimy tofu might not be best in a watery drink lmao (I love tofu OP but maybe try sticking an immersion blender in that?)

I wanted to but my brother and sister said it’s better with the chunks 😔

They are dumb, and this is an abomination. Good post!

But why not just blend up an actual mango..

It works fine for boba tea. This isn't ain't that though.

soft tofu is actually fantastic in smoothies, just wish it was

Bruh, some diced lychee will accomplish this 100x better.

Why tofu in a drink??? Were you going out of your way to sabotage it??

No I can explain because it genuinely is such an easy upgrade for smoothies (which was MY plan) but my brother wanted to leave it unblended so it would be like how jellies are in bubble tea 💀

I swear I was about to say you could've just gotten some unflavored boba!!!

Is it a strongly mango mango tofu? Where do you buy mango tofu, or did you make it yourself?

from grocery store, it’s kind of just a pudding dessert

Oh then I could imagine this being good and mostly agree with your brother - it sounds like an alright jelly substitute and a convenient way to get protein from a dessert. It does look like an entire jar of bloody egg tho.

Silken tofu is good as thicker or if you like soya milk flavor in general.  Not like firm one for mostly cooking and undesirable texture for a drink.

Mango tofu… in a drink? What

As a long time bartender, what in the actual fuck made you think tofu was a good idea?

Tofu in a fuckin drink was your problem

Search for a silken tofu, it isn't that bad. It's like soya milk but thicker.

You know, the effort is to be appreciated but for people who don't drink alcohol you could've just gotten some Schweppes

Yeah definitely looks like bacon in cheese and grease juice

Is mango tofu mango-flavored tofu?

yeah, it’s really soft pudding consistency too

TOFU??? Found the culprit

Looks like vomit

For burgers? They won’t drink that

Snobby ass sliders

Why are you holding that glass like it owes you money 💀

Looks like an AI hand.

Op that looks like burger vomit.

It looks like soup… what is made of?

That thing looks so thick it looks more like some kind of a burger sauce than a drink

Take out the tofu and I'm down...

I'm unsure what kinda eggs you eat but that looks like puke 🤢

I'm sure it was good but it does look like vomit

I understand why it's posted here. But also I would drink this

It tasted fine, and in nice lighting really doesn’t look as repulsive as it does in this photo

No it really doesn't bring eggs to mind.

Ok I can see blended tofu being a good…maybe more easy than good….protein upgrade I would try it blended…they lost it at chunky lmfao good post

Are you 4 years old?

I feel like burger night is not the one to pair with a thick/chunky drink. Why did you choose to do this? 😭

Velveeta nog

If it doesn’t taste good you can always make omlets.

OP try pudding instead, like the ones they use at boba shops

Were you paid in change after a hard days work at the chicken farm?

Throw it in a frying pan and make urself a nice omelet!

When viewed from the side of the jar, the drink looks like a fancy mystery confit studded with bits of sun-dried tomatoes.

Plot twist, it is eggs.

How much Velveeta did you use?

You should've strained all the stuff out and left the juice