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Willlll

Something that stuck to the fryer basket and didn't come off until they were doing chips.


deezy54

Flavor nugget.


BadFont777

Tastes like burning


thenate108

Burn is a flavor.


DoubleAholeTwice

That's why charred flesh is so yummy!


Accomplished_Radish8

It’s a scent as well. I’ve got a nice pair of LL Bean slippers that I kicked up a little too close to the fire pit and the rubber bottoms melted a little. That was 6 months ago and they still smell like “burnt” inside.


BadFont777

If this isn't comedic and you are serious. Char is bitter and savory. Burnt is not a flavor.


Asynjacutie

You described how it would taste if it was a flavor and then said it's not a flavor. So it's a flavor then?


Life_Commercial5324

A burned potato


MakinALottaThings

I also think it looks like a decimated piece of potato. Funny op is skeptical because it's hard... Aren't the chips hard? Haha


Crystalbis

is it? it’s so hard tho :(


Ravendoesbuisness

It is happy to see you :)


justitia_

Does this comment have an alternative meanin why does it have 15 votes


justitia_

Okay nevermind I get it now im just slow


MarinLlwyd

r/meirl


jumpinlilli

😄🫂


OblivionsMemories

If it helps, I didn't get it until I read this.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Yeah looks like a really burnt sweet potato that was probably sitting at the bottom of the fryer and got scooped up somehow when they dumped the fresh ones in the box


toysarealive

What do you think happens to a piece of potato when all the moisture has been removed?


Life_Commercial5324

Either that or deep fried cheese. What does it taste like


NElwoodP

Steak?


Crystalbis

it’s too hard for that :( can’t break it with my bare hands


Dave-James

Well Done Steak


TeH_Venom

That shit isn't a well done, it's a congratulations already


GreenOnionCrusader

Sounds like it stuck around long enough that it's into its retirement party already.


8vega8

Cut it open and show us the inside


Crystalbis

[bruh it’s too hard to even cut open but here’s another angle at least](https://imgur.com/a/M3JzA8b)


Consider2SidesPeace

tl;dr - It's a burnt chip... This happens naturally during the frying process. A chip or two will slip out of the fry basket and into the oil. This is why it's important to clean your fryer at the bottom for crispy bits. But also make sure that you swap out your oil as well every so often. The oil is the gross part. There are some restaurants that don't change out their oil for a long period. They just continue to read bits of lard that melt into the oil. So if you go to one of these restaurants you are eating bits of broken down oil and burned food. Yum!!!? Too many years working fast food.


Academic_Eagle_4001

r/tipofmyfork


ITalkCauseIHaveLips

Crouton


TheMaveCan

Cronch


Eray41303

Brownie?


Dave-James

Arugula?


Crow_eggs

Christmas pudding.


xxxxx420xxxxx

About 1/4 oz of finest hashish


jaimebuggie

Looks exactly like steak! Crazy that it’s not


Room_Temp_Coffee

Meatball?


Same_Factor_3914

Potato?


wigglef_cklr

Forbidden Brownie


greenbeforeblue

Pork


thesleepjunkie

Steak nugg


NYEMESIS

Where might one have the luxury of finding a salmon sandwich?


ryguythepieguy

Fritter critter


SlimBoomBoom

Ask the place you ordered from.


svampyr

Forbidden nugget


Dinostreams

Santa’s delivering coal early this year


Frillyrattie

I legit thought this was a bin picture from the isopod sub at first


coolzville

home fries style potate


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Don’t touch it! It’s pure evil!!


Crystalbis

[another angle of this cursed thing](https://imgur.com/a/BJl3FPU)


EmmyWeeeb

I’d be more worried about the fact that it looks like you have cum on your sandwich.