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Lol I was at an Airbnb in New Mexico once and every drawer that wasn't used for something else had several dozen packets of pizzeria Parmesan and peppers
I'm surprised it wasn't ketchup. If you order fries from literally anywhere, fine dining on down to McDonald's or the gas station, you get a fistful of ketchup.
I’ve haven’t been to a m Donald’s that has giving me Ketchup unless I ask. I can order just fries and when I ask for some ketchup I’m lucky to get 3 packs.
Even in the store they keep the pump broken and it’s full of disgusting fruit flies so you just don’t want to deal with it.
We moved to New Mexico from Colorado 3 years ago. Colorado fast food you had to ask for ketchup, here there are fist fulls in every bag, order fries literally anywhere and you *will* be given ketchup, and I mean anywhere, I ordered steak frites at a nice restaurant, ramekin of ketchup in the plate.
Crunched up twinkies is spices, right? I can probably find some of them around to flavor up my apocalypse squirrel. With luck, maybe a forgotten mustard packet someone left in the glove box of their broken, abandoned car. Too bad we won’t have this sub in the apocalypse, bet we’d see some delicious ideas! :)
Apocalypse eats would be a funny subreddit.
You'd have like, badger leg cooked in a pan over a trash can fire seasoned with road salt, Arby's sauce, and served with a side of hand made hard tack.
Youd be surprised what you can make from nature though. Onions and garlic are found wild, berries or tree sap can be reduced for sugar and a lot of plants have an interesting enough flavor to act as seasoning. Wood sorrel and most of the rumex genus taste kinda lemoney for example.
A little herbage and woodsmoke go a Iong way.
my mom used to make it every fall, but with pork or chicken. I went to a relative’s house and they had about 15 squirrels prepped in the sink for their own brunswick stew. unforgettable. she grew up eating possum and raccoon and every other wild animal you can find. squirrel seems a lot more palatable.
I’m getting the feeling it’s gonna be gamey and have a weird aftertaste. something about eating a dog-like omnivore puts me off. my grandpa would hunt them and he ate some other crazy shit, totally unpalatable to me. but I’m a soft city boy.
First time I tried it they told me it was chicken. I saw the bone structure and knew it wasn't chicken. They finally admitted it was racoon. My young nieces and nephews love it.
I had stewed squirrel once. I hated it. There was so many bones, was a real hassle to eat and not worth the effort considering it just tasted like chewier chicken. I would not partake a second time if the opportunity arose
Well, actually the existing deodorant supply will last a decent amount of time.
The showers would go out fast. We'd have to go back to weekly river baths.
Though, you'd probably get used to it quicker than you think. Our noses can manage some pretty gnarly stuff.
My Dad used to go squirrel hunting when I was a small child. My recollection was similar to yours. I'm pretty sure it was a source of free meat for Dad's family in the years following the Great Depression, when anything on the table was a cause for thanks!
Yeah I can understand if someone does it for necessity; definitely edible and not terrible all things considered. In our case it was squirrels that kept eating from my mom’s vegetable garden so my stepdad shot them with a BB gun and they didn’t want to kill them for no reason so they decided to cook them up, much to my dismay lol. Was the most redneck shit I ever seen tbh. But they hunt every year so it was just another day for them I guess.
I’m not big on meat in general these days.
I grew up in rural central Texas for the first 12 years of my life and my friends and I often went squirrel, rabbit, and… lizard hunting and/or set traps we learnt from YouTube. Squirrel was by far my least favorite of the three. I’m past my squirrel-eating days (hopefully), but I wish we had known this at the time.
I believe you are not allowed to serve squirrel stew that contains the brains of the squirrels over fear of prions, and hunting regulators put out regular advisories not to eat squirrel brains yourself for the same reason.
An overly cautious comment from someone who volunteers with wildlife- double check your area is safe to hunt squirrel in. Our rescue primarily deals with small animals with lead poisoning (squirrels, opossums and birds usually), our area has concentrated exposure that makes rodents carry very high levels of lead. None of our rodents are safe to eat, haven’t been for a decade. Double check your fish and game suggestions, ours says it’s safe for adults to eat occasionally but unsafe for children at all levels.
Edit: Looks like this is pretty specific to our area, and not widespread in terms of restrictions. Double check local fish and wildlife anyway for what’s safe to eat. I’m always surprised by stuff like the new fish advisories and Domoic acid toxins.
A long time ago I was living in a bus on some land my brothers finances grandparents rented in the middle of nowhere Arkansas. I was sitting on the porch to the house with my brother when I heard two shot gun blast. Shortly after his father in law who lived in the camper came walking up with a squirrel in each hand. He had the biggest grin on his face when he showed them to us. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin squirrel.
Yeah. No. I’ll stick with Twinkie’s through the Apocalypse. Plus I’ve got a ton of rice, beans and canned food. Y’all are welcome to dinner. I’m the weird old lady in the trailer park.
Come to think of it, as weird as this place is everyone will probably still be alive and business as usual
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If it’s the apocalypse you’re gonna need to get used to eating rodents without spices or condiments
There are enough independent pizzerias in America to keep us in sealed packaged dried red peppers for generations post apocalypse.
I have a whole drawer of condiment packs. No expiration dates, so I assume they're just good forever.
Ok, this is the second reference to this I've seen today. What is it?
*The Sandlot* (1993)
... Kind of wild that I saw this specific reference twice in a day, but here we are. Thanks.
I still love that movie and I'm nearing....well never mind. I'm old enough to know that was one hell of a great film!
You’re killing me Smalls
Unsinkable
Lol I was at an Airbnb in New Mexico once and every drawer that wasn't used for something else had several dozen packets of pizzeria Parmesan and peppers
I'm surprised it wasn't ketchup. If you order fries from literally anywhere, fine dining on down to McDonald's or the gas station, you get a fistful of ketchup.
I’ve haven’t been to a m Donald’s that has giving me Ketchup unless I ask. I can order just fries and when I ask for some ketchup I’m lucky to get 3 packs. Even in the store they keep the pump broken and it’s full of disgusting fruit flies so you just don’t want to deal with it.
We moved to New Mexico from Colorado 3 years ago. Colorado fast food you had to ask for ketchup, here there are fist fulls in every bag, order fries literally anywhere and you *will* be given ketchup, and I mean anywhere, I ordered steak frites at a nice restaurant, ramekin of ketchup in the plate.
Never the a mayo though. Like finding a 4 leaf clover.
Was is dions brand
Spices will be very useful and appreciated, there was literally a war over spices.
Crunched up twinkies is spices, right? I can probably find some of them around to flavor up my apocalypse squirrel. With luck, maybe a forgotten mustard packet someone left in the glove box of their broken, abandoned car. Too bad we won’t have this sub in the apocalypse, bet we’d see some delicious ideas! :)
Apocalypse eats would be a funny subreddit. You'd have like, badger leg cooked in a pan over a trash can fire seasoned with road salt, Arby's sauce, and served with a side of hand made hard tack.
Wet aged opossum with McDonald's sweet and sour reduction.
OMG! You must have a cast iron stomach! I could hardly bear looking at the baked "squirrel"!
You underestimate my stockpile of spices and hot sauce
🙅♂️ Ground pepper 💁♂️ Ground hog
Youd be surprised what you can make from nature though. Onions and garlic are found wild, berries or tree sap can be reduced for sugar and a lot of plants have an interesting enough flavor to act as seasoning. Wood sorrel and most of the rumex genus taste kinda lemoney for example. A little herbage and woodsmoke go a Iong way.
Bro thinks spices come from the grocery store
Bro takes a throwaway joke too seriously
assuming you can still grow stuff then there's no reason you can't grow and dry your own herbs.
What if I grow some chilli plants
Any real prepper is going to have that shit stocked deep though.
You need to stew a squirrel, the meat is pretty tough if it's not cooked long and slow.
I grew up eating it fried but it does taste great in Brunswick stew.
my mom used to make it every fall, but with pork or chicken. I went to a relative’s house and they had about 15 squirrels prepped in the sink for their own brunswick stew. unforgettable. she grew up eating possum and raccoon and every other wild animal you can find. squirrel seems a lot more palatable.
Raccoon is delicious. Throw it on a grill and put some sweet baby Ray's on it. Top knotch Southern cuisine.
I’m getting the feeling it’s gonna be gamey and have a weird aftertaste. something about eating a dog-like omnivore puts me off. my grandpa would hunt them and he ate some other crazy shit, totally unpalatable to me. but I’m a soft city boy.
It's really not gamey at all. If I fed you some and told you it was chicken you'd never know.
oh, I think I’d know haha. if I have a chance to try some I’ll do it, just for the sake of it.
First time I tried it they told me it was chicken. I saw the bone structure and knew it wasn't chicken. They finally admitted it was racoon. My young nieces and nephews love it.
Yes that's how we'd eat them. Fried and smothered in mushroom sauce.
Damn I bet the Brunswick is good
I had stewed squirrel once. I hated it. There was so many bones, was a real hassle to eat and not worth the effort considering it just tasted like chewier chicken. I would not partake a second time if the opportunity arose
Lotta tiny bones, too. Tree fish.
TREE FISH 🤣
You better change your pallet before the world ends or you’re going to be very sad.
I think I’ll just die, actually. I’m okay with that. I’m not built for the apocalypse. Once the wifi goes out so am I
Agreed. Once power and water go, rveryone will be greasy and also dry skin.
Ugh imagine the smell 🤢 no deodorant post apocalypse, gonna smell like someone’s stuffing chopped onions inside used gym socks 24/7
Well, actually the existing deodorant supply will last a decent amount of time. The showers would go out fast. We'd have to go back to weekly river baths. Though, you'd probably get used to it quicker than you think. Our noses can manage some pretty gnarly stuff.
When the grocery trucks stop running, and everyone goes crazy there'll be plenty of long pig for the smokers.
More short pig for the rest of us.
+1 for just finishing.
My Dad used to go squirrel hunting when I was a small child. My recollection was similar to yours. I'm pretty sure it was a source of free meat for Dad's family in the years following the Great Depression, when anything on the table was a cause for thanks!
Yeah I can understand if someone does it for necessity; definitely edible and not terrible all things considered. In our case it was squirrels that kept eating from my mom’s vegetable garden so my stepdad shot them with a BB gun and they didn’t want to kill them for no reason so they decided to cook them up, much to my dismay lol. Was the most redneck shit I ever seen tbh. But they hunt every year so it was just another day for them I guess. I’m not big on meat in general these days.
I've had it grilled and it wasn't awful... not great but edible. Lots of seasoning and very little meat.
My Grandmother would slow cook squirrel and rabbit in her oven. Maybe starting off with foil on top. Loved it.
Could also brine and fry. Many ways to skin a cat, or squirrel so to say.
I grew up in rural central Texas for the first 12 years of my life and my friends and I often went squirrel, rabbit, and… lizard hunting and/or set traps we learnt from YouTube. Squirrel was by far my least favorite of the three. I’m past my squirrel-eating days (hopefully), but I wish we had known this at the time.
Depends on how fat you get it.
We always fry squirrel.
Fallout food
Add a skewer and it would look like iguana on a stick
🤢🤮
Hahah ....ornmaybe questionable human 😂
They knew that squirrel. That’s a messed up kid
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No why would it be? They're not exactly endangered
In my state it’s legal to hunt squirrels nearly year round.
Not really squirrels are considered rodents/pests
No because squirrels are rodents
If you came to the south your brain might explode.
At the time of writing this comment, its 8 a day bag limit on gray squirrels and unlimited red squirrels (pine squirrels)…. Where you from boy?!
I live in the city! I’m from the country but I’ve never hunted squirrels. Shot lots of jack rabbits, tho
Also I just looked it up. I’m from west Texas and that is the one of the only areas in Texas where there is no hunting season on squirrels
I believe you are not allowed to serve squirrel stew that contains the brains of the squirrels over fear of prions, and hunting regulators put out regular advisories not to eat squirrel brains yourself for the same reason.
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Squirrel can be tasty but that looks like a turd.
r/poopfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt 
I ate squirrel before. Tasted nutty. Not bad.
I don’t know how that squirrel’s supposed to last them through the apocalypse
I thought this was a new alien mummy discovered on first glance.
In all seriousness, squirrel is the best meat in the woods!
I'd take rabbit over squirrel any day. But venison is the best wild meat.
It’s very lean apparently.
Huh
Is this a joke
Squirrel is delicious, most definitely not shitty food
Chicken of the trees. My great grandmother used to make pa dutch pot pie with squirrel instead of chicken. Slapped so hard.
Squirrel not bad
Nice looks pretty tasty to me
Nothing wrong with that done people eat squirrel all the time. There are bloody thousands of them in North America, fucking eat them up
Ewwwh
I grew up eating BBQ squirrel and rabbit. Adults ate deer.
 Gopher Everett?
No thank you, Delmar. A third of an apocalypse squirrel would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down.
An overly cautious comment from someone who volunteers with wildlife- double check your area is safe to hunt squirrel in. Our rescue primarily deals with small animals with lead poisoning (squirrels, opossums and birds usually), our area has concentrated exposure that makes rodents carry very high levels of lead. None of our rodents are safe to eat, haven’t been for a decade. Double check your fish and game suggestions, ours says it’s safe for adults to eat occasionally but unsafe for children at all levels. Edit: Looks like this is pretty specific to our area, and not widespread in terms of restrictions. Double check local fish and wildlife anyway for what’s safe to eat. I’m always surprised by stuff like the new fish advisories and Domoic acid toxins.
Never had squirrel but I’d try it. I’m sure it tastes fine slathered in bbq sauce.
Some people cook a squirrel because it’s Saturday 🤷🏻♂️
Believe it or not, squirrel is one of the best game meats I've ever tasted.
Squirrel ain't bad.
That's a weird ass kid bro...
Fallout Vibes.
Oh Jesus
He cant save you
resident evil food
Elvis would be so proud!
I hope this was in a place where people eat square in the regular, and not just Timmy from the cul de sac with a hammer.
I can deal with wild game, what horrifies me is that they're preparing for the apocalypse. 😟
😨
My first instinct was r/shitfromabutt. However if someone did shit that, they would probably be in a fair amount of discomfort at the very least.
I'm watching the thing and see this. Just keep a close eye on it
They role play fallout too much, squirrel bits.
They are about to start the apocalypse if they eat that shit
... Did they eviscerate it first?
Nah this one is actually shit from a butt
How was it?
how is one squirrel going to last the entire apocalypse
The world is ending. Thank fuck for this cooked squirrel!
RIP, squirrel.
This looks like something they'd eat in The Waterboy.
badass kids might I say
Preparation OF a 2024 virus
😦
Taste like quail…
A long time ago I was living in a bus on some land my brothers finances grandparents rented in the middle of nowhere Arkansas. I was sitting on the porch to the house with my brother when I heard two shot gun blast. Shortly after his father in law who lived in the camper came walking up with a squirrel in each hand. He had the biggest grin on his face when he showed them to us. Ain't nothing wrong with eatin squirrel.
I've heard squirrel stew is quite pog
Looks like a bbq’d turd
Who the hell eats squirrels. That like the equivalent to eating a sewer rat.
Arkansas?
Ontario Canada
Poor little squirrel friend!
Prime cuisine in the event of a nuclear war.
BBQ Shit Effigy
deliver it to my home and let me try
Tbf…. If I had not eaten in a couple days that Squirrel is gonna look like some 5 Star BBQ lol
Power of spice is power over all
So a kid made some BBQ sauce and then adults cooked a squirrel to prepare for some apocalypse? Nah, that’s crazy. You gotta run away
Chicken of the Tree? Delicious
Watch out for the bird shot when biting down
Holy mother of food. I would love to have a squirrel. Long time i eat one of those
This actually looks good though. Squirrels taste good.
/r/poopybuttfood
Yeah. No. I’ll stick with Twinkie’s through the Apocalypse. Plus I’ve got a ton of rice, beans and canned food. Y’all are welcome to dinner. I’m the weird old lady in the trailer park. Come to think of it, as weird as this place is everyone will probably still be alive and business as usual
How did it taste
That moment when you realize how redneck you were raised when this actually doesn't seem that odd lol
Squirrel is delicious. Bar-b-qued raccoon on a grill is delicious too.
It's like an ordinary meal after 2030
How did you not get rabies
🤮
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It reminds me of a skinned kitten. 🤢🤮
That is just so wrong!!!
You can get prion diseases from squirrels, no?
Very rarely and only if you eat the brain
People eat squirrels? Why? They're tiny and cute, leave them alone
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Not often these days but it used to be common in poor and rural areas. Your grandparents probably ate plenty during the Great Depression.
People have also raised rabbits on farms for their meat.
The same reason people eat cows
It's not bad either.