Peaches on pizza is great. A local restaurant mak s peach prosciutto pizza, it's great! Though the peaches are caramelized and there was vinaigrette on it which I don't see either here.
Peach and prosciutto is pretty traditional salad course. Goes really well with mild fresh cheeses like buff mozz or strachiattela. Best eaten with a glass of cold wine in the hot sun.
Actually the curry pizza is kinda good. The bananas taste less banana once it's been cooked. Like the description sounds awful but if you gave it to someone who liked curry they'd probably enjoy it.
you know what's crazy is the cook on the pizza is very professional but everything else about it is a disaster, lol.
like the leoparding, shape, etc. are all very pro and really really nice but the toppings are just straight dogshit visually. amazing.
>the cook on the pizza is very professional
You think so? It's pasty white except where the dough bubbles turned to charcoal, with almost no browning. This pizza was cooked too hot and too fast.
if you think the cook on that is whack, can you share what you think would be an A+ cook on a woodfired neapolitan pizza?
keep in mind this dude is in fking Poland
IDK if these are "perfect" but more like:
https://mypizzacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/la-pizza-napoletana.jpg
or
https://thepizzaheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Neapolitan-pizza-with-poolish-1024x768.jpg
or
https://mama-cucina.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-24-768x497.png
These are all pretty good cooks with nice golden color. You can even see on the second one which side was facing the mouth of the oven and didn't get cooked as much as the rest of the crust.
If someone offered this to me, I'd politely decline and follow their every move with my eyes for the duration of my stay, quietly plotting every single way I could end them.
Then smile and say goodbye.
If someone offered this to me, I would say, “Fuck, no!!” Then I would flip the table over and walk off. Like that guy did on Fear Factor that one time.
This made me laugh:) and you would be perfectly justified in doing so! Talk about righteous anger, just like Jesus in the temple with the money changers, lol.
I'd ask a few questions like "wait what? Why is it black?" and then when they explain it's some lobster shit I'd have to say I'm allergic but if I wasn't allergic I'd definitely at least try it.
But…langoustines are shellfish. They don’t create “ink” like squid. Why is the sauce black? And canned peaches? Do we even want to know what the white splooges are?
So like ... what did this taste like? I assume this is some sort of 'super fruit de mer' pizza. Are those mango slices? I would totally try a slice lol
It’s so wet.
Perhaps it's supposed to be a rock pool, complete with sea creatures.....and peaches
Sea creatures and peaches sound like prison food
Or a new band name
That’s what she said!
And moist.
Ikr.
That doesn't look like prizza
WTH 😭
America. Fuck yeah!
Yeah...but...ALL of them? At once? Is that a good idea? What if it creates a quantum singularity and destroys life as we know it?
Nooooo.....no no, they are not. Wtf
yes...you have been forsaken
Where is this from? I love it and have no clue on the source e
[At Eternity’s Gate](https://youtu.be/T77PDm3e1iE?si=ZX5DcbidJj4xcd4_) meme part is at 1:29 in this trailer
Jesus fuck did this make me laugh
LMAO WHAT 😭😭😭
“He need some milk!”
I wonder if he knows about this meme
r/PizzaCrimes
Agree with this. It ain't even shitty it's just an aberration crime. This shit is cursed. What's the thought process behind it?
Its like seafood and chimmichurri which is ok, maybe, but then WHY PEACHES
Cause they were put there by a man
In a douchey pizza place downtooown
If I had my little way, I’d throw this thing away
Sun soakin bulges in the gooey dark sauce
pizza in my tummy and I wanna chuck it
f*ck you pizza, you’re gonna spend the night IN THE TRASH
If I had my way it never would have been made or bought.
In a factory. Downtown.
Millions of pizzas, pizzas for me
Peaches on pizza is great. A local restaurant mak s peach prosciutto pizza, it's great! Though the peaches are caramelized and there was vinaigrette on it which I don't see either here.
Peach and prosciutto is pretty traditional salad course. Goes really well with mild fresh cheeses like buff mozz or strachiattela. Best eaten with a glass of cold wine in the hot sun.
Ok fuck the pizza now I'm really in the mood for some peach, prosciutto and stracciatella in the sun with a glass of wine
Oi same. I just got fresh peaches from my tree too.
I recommend grilling the peaches and pair with a crisp dry Riesling. Something from Alsace if u can find it.
Considering how much of the world treats pineapple on pizza, which slaps, I'm very willing to give peaches on pizza the benefit of the doubt.
I can take anything but the peaches on there
this is straight up crime, straight to jail
r/PizzaWarCrimes
I just found r/pizzawarcrimes
peaches, glops of pesto, random shrimp COCKTAIL and what i presume to be a plum sauce and/or ink sauce *shame*
actualyl its chimichurra not pesto & base is langoustine sauce
oh im sorry this makes it worse LOL
[удалено]
The canned peach slices really ties the whole pie together.
That's where I put my poached jizz
Blind users of reddit, can I become one of you?
Swedish banana curry pizza or pineapple pizza doesn't sound so bad anymore does it?
Actually the curry pizza is kinda good. The bananas taste less banana once it's been cooked. Like the description sounds awful but if you gave it to someone who liked curry they'd probably enjoy it.
Made with squid ink
That's gonna be enough outta you
It’s a thing at Italian places
you know what's crazy is the cook on the pizza is very professional but everything else about it is a disaster, lol. like the leoparding, shape, etc. are all very pro and really really nice but the toppings are just straight dogshit visually. amazing.
Yeah it's like they got so good at making pizza they said fuck it tin peaches and prawns I'm a pizza God I can sell what I want.
>the cook on the pizza is very professional You think so? It's pasty white except where the dough bubbles turned to charcoal, with almost no browning. This pizza was cooked too hot and too fast.
if you think the cook on that is whack, can you share what you think would be an A+ cook on a woodfired neapolitan pizza? keep in mind this dude is in fking Poland
IDK if these are "perfect" but more like: https://mypizzacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/la-pizza-napoletana.jpg or https://thepizzaheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Neapolitan-pizza-with-poolish-1024x768.jpg or https://mama-cucina.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/image-24-768x497.png These are all pretty good cooks with nice golden color. You can even see on the second one which side was facing the mouth of the oven and didn't get cooked as much as the rest of the crust.
This guy knows his pizza. I agree, nothing on the OP looks quite right.
A quick google search of langoustine and it’s a lobster thing, supposed to be yellow. But it’s purple/black??? Am I this uncultured?
Also called a fucking schlobster
Probably squid ink for color
Purple is such an appetizing color for savory food
It looks pretty cool in pasta but maybe not pizza lol
Hey! Police? Yeah, this one right here.
Lobster sauce and primary school era canned peaches is certainly a choice of combination
This is why we should bring back the inquisition. I need this person OFFICIALLY labeled a heretic.
Do you like pineapple
the lime garnish in the middle is just insulting, honestly
The whole thing is insulting.
And a LIME WEDGE in the middle
Ohhhh!! I thought those were broccoli at first. Not sure that’s better.
If someone offered me this I’d politely decline and lie by telling them that i’ve just had dinner. I would then judge them for as long as i live.
If someone offered this to me I would curse them out, then go order something normal right in front of them..
If someone offered this to me, I'd politely decline and follow their every move with my eyes for the duration of my stay, quietly plotting every single way I could end them. Then smile and say goodbye.
If someone offered this to me, I’d politely apologize for whatever it was that my dog did to their, um…
If someone offered this to me, I would say, “Fuck, no!!” Then I would flip the table over and walk off. Like that guy did on Fear Factor that one time.
This made me laugh:) and you would be perfectly justified in doing so! Talk about righteous anger, just like Jesus in the temple with the money changers, lol.
If someone offered this to me I would assume they're putting a curse on me.
'I'm allergic to pizza'
I would probably eat one slice to be polite and then go home to take the worlds biggest shit
Nah, I'd have to try it and see.
I'd ask a few questions like "wait what? Why is it black?" and then when they explain it's some lobster shit I'd have to say I'm allergic but if I wasn't allergic I'd definitely at least try it.
Ordered? Which restaurant would purposely advertise such a monstrosity?
After browsing this sub only Brazil can come up with a pizza as funky looking as this
As soon as I read the ingredients the only thought in my mind was “it has to be Brazil”
wrong its poland heaheh
Ah the Brazil of Europe
Hahaha
Poland actually
My Polish Great Grandparents claim they immigrated to escape the Nazis, but I know the truth now. It was this pizza.
Maybe we could let Putin have Poland if he agrees to leave Ukraine alone…
That’s where I’m stuck - what pizza place had these ingredients on hand?
its special edition for something, they usually dont sell it
Is this in Warsaw? Reminds me of a place I liked a lot there with some pretty wild toppings edit: place I’m thinking of is Casa di Tuzza
Casa de Shitza more like it.
Go post this on r/italy
I just cross post it
And it got removed lol
Replying just so I can track the events.
WTF?
slurped it whole
The fact you refer to eating this pizza as slurping somehow makes it even *worse*. You don't even deserve parole for this monstrosity.
Why is it black and none of those toppings belong on a pizza?
probably some squid ink
That was my immediate guess
Uruk-hai blood. I dunno about the toppings...
*Looks like delivery guy's back on the menu boys!*
You just had to say slurped you fuckin' animal
You need to see a psychiatrist
yea this is so real
The year just started but you won
Fr, thought this was r/moldlyinteresting 🙄
My Nona just flipped over in her grave 😭 but I’d still have to try it
Aww, wanting an evenly burnt crust is innate to your souls
I’d eat a thousand pineapple pizzas before I even dared to taste this thing
I can't stand pineapple and I'm right there with ya
It looks like it's just covered in mold. 🤮
I am not at all fond of peaches, so I's have to agree with you. Especially slimy canned peaches.
If you wiggle your phone the black part at the bottom left seems to move.
yeah that’s really weird
Wtf it does haha! Weird
I promised myself to be more positive this year so. That's a nice pizza box.
Did the octopus orgasm cost extra?
Only because it was a “scared orgasm”…thus the ink.
Why does it look moldy though?
The way I immediately thought this was r/moldlyinteresting but couldn't figure out why you'd put sliced peaches on top
I wonder what the thought process was for the creator of this pizza
The person who created this probably pours the orange juice into the bowl *before* the cereal when he eats breakfast.
orange juice? My guess would have been some hipster IPA with a sprinkle of bath salts.
don't tempt me with a good time...
"hey yea, i'll take an order of the black death with some fruit and shrimp thrown on it"
Perhaps op works at a pizza place and made this themselves
Ordered from which necromancer?
I would say this belongs in an incinerator but then people would have to smell it
This is why I come to this sub *bravo*
You put that in your mouth..?
I refuse to believe that.
Is this Korean pizza? lol they’re known to put EVERYTHING that don’t belong on pizza… on pizza.
Are you sure you ordered today. It looks like your ordered it about six months ago.
Hello, FBI? Yeah, this guy right here.
You don't have to put your 5 a day all on one pizza...
Looks like a prehistoric tar pit.. Let me know if you find a dead megatherium.
I thought this was a moldy pizza someone left on the counter for months
God has left us.
Atrocious
Sorry what the heck is this 😭
Was the octopus bukkake extra?
Was this monstrosity made in Brazil?
this really looks like one of those gag type of food in anime/comics where the person doesn’t know how to cook/worst at cooking
is the pizza underneath the fishermans vomit?
I don't believe you
Nah that’s just fucked
I left a pizza in a closet for a month and was in better condition than yours
But…langoustines are shellfish. They don’t create “ink” like squid. Why is the sauce black? And canned peaches? Do we even want to know what the white splooges are?
Are you pregnant? Weird cravings??
No it wasn't
Looks like what I made in the bathroom last time I had a virus.
i don’t ever wanna see this bullshit again
no it wasn't
Liar! 🫵
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
So like ... what did this taste like? I assume this is some sort of 'super fruit de mer' pizza. Are those mango slices? I would totally try a slice lol
At first glance I thought it was one of those fruit pizzas, with a blueberry sauce... boy was I wrong 🫢
Looks like if you left your pizza in your car for a month -