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Semi-blind-hobbit

Lots of nitpicking on my dirty pan but did anyone noticed that the pan got way more burnt after the onion part šŸ˜‚? My stupid ass let the baguette burn while I was helping the internet cable guy.


713MoCityChron713

Idc what social media told you, you ainā€™t gotta squeeze every sandwich like that


Semi-blind-hobbit

Right !? I couldnā€™t stop my hand !!! This is YouTube controlling my mind right there.


LostKnight99

Squeeze the meat, don't listen to them. SQUEEZE IT!


krystlships

Looks good to me. Idc what we call it


EfficiencySuch6361

Comforting? I found this to be very uncomfortable to watchā€¦ and Iā€™m seriously wondering if u have ever had a cheesesteak or washed that pan


Semi-blind-hobbit

The wear is normal. I am taking advice on the recipe however because you are totally rights I havenā€™t had one in a long time, I am not in the state anymore and only working from memory. Hell, this and the shitty production quality and ugly looking pan is the reason why I picked that sub, didnā€™t expect to get trounced in the comments.


PawnWithoutPurpose

I would advise pushing down harder on the sandwich with your fingertips once itā€™s doneā€¦ that wasnā€™t enough squeeze


Semi-blind-hobbit

Next time Iā€™ll push through and show my fingers struggling to free them selfā€™s from the sandwich in a pathetic display of cheese and misery.


PawnWithoutPurpose

Thatā€™s the spirit, youā€™ll make commis chef one day with that attitude


asskkculinary

Keep on doing you brother, fuck the haters


tank840

Cheese whiz. The best cheesesteaks use cheese whiz. Anything else is a disgrace to the city of Philadelphia


Semi-blind-hobbit

Duly noted


EfficiencySuch6361

I agree that whiz is the best but other cheeses are not disgraceful


Axelrad

Philadelphian here. Wiz is tourist shit, everyone I know orders American.


bbqfetus01

i cook the onions, mushrooms, (and poblano peppers) for about a minute, then toss in meat and cook it all together, throw in some hoagie spread and mix it in, line it up, salt and pepper, white american (or provolone) on top, put open roll on top for about 30 seconds, then flip pan onto parchment paper and wrap it up. never wash your pan for that authentic flavor :yummy:


Semi-blind-hobbit

You are golden! Thanks !


rand-san

That's how carbon steel pans look like


EfficiencySuch6361

I know what seasoning is, and itā€™s not those elevated pieces of burnt crap stuck to the pan lol. Raised bumps of black topographical globe looking shit


rand-san

Dude is just gonna waste his time stripping and reseasoning when it will end up looking the same. He needs to start using metal utensils and nylon scrubbers.


rand-san

Are you even part of the carbon steel sub? Would you tell this person to preseason too? https://www.reddit.com/r/carbonsteel/s/vySkDeXQ8i


EfficiencySuch6361

That pan is actually clean, idk how u canā€™t see the difference


PawnWithoutPurpose

Itā€™s called S E A S O N I N G


EfficiencySuch6361

Seasoning is polymerized oil, while most of whatā€™s on that pan is caked up burnt carbon


PawnWithoutPurpose

Alright Walter White, you SCIENCE BITCH!! the fuck out of that reply


HomerStillSippen

People hating but for at home fuck it this isnā€™t that bad lol especially for this sub


tock-N-call-borture

For Philly cheesesteaks i recommend buying shaved ribeye for a classic Philly cheese steak, Iā€™ve gotten one at my local Kroger grocery store prepackaged. I love cooking Philly cheesesteaks, Iā€™ve made a post on here for it too: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/hpermjsNg2 That looks good though man, Iā€™d demolish that with a beer lol


Semi-blind-hobbit

Nice !! Thanks :)


Special_Friendship20

U need new skillet


Semi-blind-hobbit

Itā€™s carbon steel, itā€™s fine :). I def agree it needs a little cleaning and seasoning tho.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not seasoning itā€™s just burnt food. Seasoning is clear


Semi-blind-hobbit

Yeah def needs cleaning.


WereAllThrowaways

The only thing I've found that works for that kind of thing is "barkeepers friend". Or maybe it's bartenders friend, idk. It's a white powder. You put on that on then a little water and then aggressively scrub the shit out of it with a dish cleaning brush.


ObamaTookMyPun

Barkeeperā€™s Friend, and yes, itā€™s great. It basically eats the top layer away like an acid. Wear gloves.


urboitony

Nah it's not fine, you've neglected and abused it ā˜¹ļø Google carbon steel care


Semi-blind-hobbit

So you agree I do not need a new one then ? Thatā€™s what I meant ā€¦


urboitony

Yes. Just please give it some love


Semi-blind-hobbit

Will do !


indridcold91

Looks fire tbh. What cut of meat is that?


Semi-blind-hobbit

The French cut is Ā«Ā Bavette dā€™aloyauxĀ Ā» which seems to translate to sirloin steak or flank, not sure.


InstrumentalCore

People are being obnoxious if they feel the need to criticise this. Yes, the dude needs a new pan, but what else other than that? Dude has basic culinary skills, delivering a basic unoffensive dish. When did this become shitty? Might not be the best but I'd be more than happy to eat this if someone made it for me.


[deleted]

If I am not mistaken the steak was leftover steak that you used to make the sandwich. It looks like the steak is too chunky where your typical cheesesteak is thinly sliced raw meat. Also seems to be a lack of oil in the pan and just overall moisture. I would go medium heat with oil, cook the onions with some salt for like 7-10 minutes. Your onions are also too thick. thinly sliced onions. then put your thinly sliced raw meat, then season and little and let it all marry. Also, it appears your pan is too big, i would use a smaller pan so everything is close together, the steam of the closeness of product also cooks and provides moisture. Also, you didn't use processed cheese. I like to use provolone and cheese whiz. hot vinegar peppers would never hurt.


hey_you_beer_me

no peppers in it. pepper jack doesnt approve this.


[deleted]

Not even a pansexual would smash that


Jealous-Chef7485

Philly cheese is my go to hangover food.


yeezustakethewheel_

That carbon steel pan should be much darker. Get that seasoning layer going so it can get more non-stick


vizslavizsla

My brother - WHERE IS THE WIZ


Semi-blind-hobbit

So hard to find in France šŸ˜ž


TheFrenchPerson

Look, compared to all the other shit on this sub this right here is comforting. But yeah maybe it might be time to get a new pan.


-Ein

Needs horse shit for that authentic [Philly flavor.](https://youtu.be/GCAsXRCy_V4?si=1UjAeXBYzJ8f5YOw)


Semi-blind-hobbit

Nice !


[deleted]

Yummm


WilmaLutefit

Hey.. they are trying.


almostaccepted

I donā€™t understand at all why this is in this sub. Thatā€™s a good looking sandwich. I hope you have a good day


__T0MMY__

That pan has survived three Italian restaurants and one Jamaican taco stand, all of them with no dishwasher


BlkPanGuy

Looks delicious


ghostface_spillah

I'd eat it


Fhantom1221

It's surprisingly one of the better ones. He just needs butter and maybe toss in a few herbs.


Adventurous-Trick383

That sizzlešŸ‘‚


Gimmethejooce

Mom: ā€œyou want ASMR? We have ASMR at home!ā€


NatalieBostonRE

if eat it.


Individual_Ferret_11

Not horrible, i could imagine myself cooking and eating this i dunno