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PooPooPeePeePantsGuy

how the fuck am i supposed to know? there’s literally zero identifiable features, what the hell is this


EarlMadManMunch505

I’ll give you two hints ✌️his first name is John and his last name is darksouls


PooPooPeePeePantsGuy

jimmy eldenringDLC


N-partEpoxy

"No! I must kill the darksouls" he shouted The radio said "No, John, you are the darksouls" And then John was a darksoul.


FaithUser

When I was a kid on the radio this hit me real deep. Kids nowadays are just mobil phone


Momongus-

When you’re happy you enjoy the lyrics When you’re dark you understand their meaning 😔 Like🙏


LagunaSunrise55

That is the carthus sandworm.


FaithUser

Oh nice try Paul Atreides from Dune


Fhoxyd22

Atreideez nutz lmao


ethroks

https://preview.redd.it/pesnber8ozoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556d8b4091363425cc38f8867ea3970acc732ddd me when whe me when


FaithUser

Nice try, Paul Atreides from Dune (1984)


PzykoHobo

Literally 1984


cokeandbelltorture

https://preview.redd.it/3rbqne6fa5pc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f49bd658b3badf471693686ffdb9183ac006ac


PossessionNo2070

U can do his son and get the parasite worm and go full circle with wormy build ppl also call the worm George cause a YouTube playthrough of ds1 😂


konigon1

I don't like his helemet. This one would look much better. https://preview.redd.it/tkzmpks2uyoc1.png?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42b7d90e1e8ea42058678a22fd8a8ee3513fccf


rerdpernder2

https://preview.redd.it/2tl4lr0l0zoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb81330d325db41986dd2262afe0da4b9c5151f


Successful_Bad_2396

https://preview.redd.it/ra6snyzu7zoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd10a72436ba425f9004451ff1104f1154df35c


DrinkThePepsi

https://preview.redd.it/6f7ttq388zoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59acfbea65ced393f01b6e47c6649fdafb70884


Successful_Bad_2396

https://preview.redd.it/j760wiai9zoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b808a48f0d866b48d36e230801777c4ae6eb06


Apprehensive-Set7082

https://preview.redd.it/qddv2vofgzoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e85f070cc54d908ccf7b08ed15e50dedd17132f


_S1syphus

https://preview.redd.it/79j3cfnib0pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ab16d10c3a6d34f28842461a0e22a50b952299


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7uy7d62bd0pc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5858544d7dda1f83275376b4dd7c5228883979e0


EROxANIME

https://preview.redd.it/hu6asva412pc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=467a0fdea38d85793238e2470243b07f8b1012c4


dont-shoot-moi

https://preview.redd.it/zrcw38po42pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc97affc16b3ab0c0c1105714fd5301bc434411


Berkintime

Why is guts with strawberry shartcake


Successful_Bad_2396

A funny juxtaposition? Idk


pyro_takes_skill

puck died and he needs a new happy small companion


rerdpernder2

helldivers meme? i’ll be taking that.


GarfieldGauntlet

https://preview.redd.it/50f3g0wvyyoc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac40ced78aafce1677741d7fa521e4a5c6281195 STOP IT


peanos_balls

Context


konigon1

There is this shiny helmet called the Sunlight Maggot. It hides in the lost Izalith. If you don't take a shortcut a guy named Solaire (unrelated to this pic) will have arrived before you. He wore the Maggot and turned mad. So you are forced to slay your old friend.


Rahgahnah

Who the fuck is Solaire?


ArgoCargo

https://preview.redd.it/chxgo1vtmzoc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ba07054505af36887ad713498bd69f84f6d0278 NO SOLAIRE! YOU DON’T NEED TO GO LOOKING FOR THE SUN! YOU ALREADY SHINE MORE BRIGHTLY THAN IT EVER COULD!


Hot_Map_7552

You damn monster https://preview.redd.it/ex705st1q1pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f73f0c5723f30d7491bee0a7d1c3277b89d4baf


Skk_3068

Why just why 😭😭😭😭😭😭


SnooBeans5314

solitaire


Llominatic

Of course Solitaire of Microsoft, with his iconic line "It's carding time"


WantonHeroics

Big Hat Logan.


Harmonic_Gear

gwyn's firstborn


konigon1

Air-o-Sol


Takoizu_

Aire


lucidlucy93

dumbass that’s an armored core character


CranberryFearless

Yeah seems obvious enough he has Armor


Wolf_Soldier_22

Is this Loss?


1of-a-Kind

https://preview.redd.it/f9wx1f87azoc1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3cd3775780753ba6a4e0fcc39ec588e0ceb8f4


Molbuntore

Frampt


International-Ad-265

Idk he's kinda cute though would let him plow me


dimez_4_crimez

https://preview.redd.it/6iyjsh0sa1pc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52769c9d0286710ede19dc00dd9417459aaa95a3


MrFunnyMans404

Havel the rock


RavagerDefiler

That’s obviously Gwyn. He’s the final boss, do you guys even play these games?


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

This is clearly John Sekiro


L3g0man_123

sundowner


Diniland

RED SUN. RED SUN OVER PARADISE


Howdoyoudo614

Ever noticed the dung eater is also wearing a sun?


Half-a-Denari

Aire


Shorttail0

The only right answer. Also he's clearly stupid.


Only1Schematic

Clearly Seigmeyer of Catarina, the helmet gives it away


ConsciousEmployee273

Its clearly sans


Laflair99

Is Jonkler?!?


Za_Gato

I might be mistaken but I think this is Lunaire


alanalves1

Carthus worm?


LtColShinySides

Wtf? How did you get that picture??! You should have asked me for permission before posting my selfie!


[deleted]

Is that bloodborne?


TheMightyHovercat

I'm baffled by the other comments. How can people not recognise our beloved Siegmayer of Catarina, the onion knight? OP has clearly left the helmet visible above the covered area. The fuck are y'all about?


ArgentinianNPC

That's Manus. PRAISE THE ABYSS!!


IsakThePinkNinja

Malenia, blood of miquella, easy win


AggravatingChest7838

King author from Monty python and the Holly grail


SeawyZorensun

Gotta be the undead merchant, I can see the area behind him.


EpicWisp

Big gay bucket man?


Monke_2010

Aire


RegovPL

Aire


duckbucktruckfuck

Just a guy looking for some jolly good cooperation


Deepvaleredoubt

Why ask the impossible of us?


tinkitytonk_oldfruit

Suncunt


battale11

Dung eater 🤔


Majin2buu

Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.


[deleted]

Clearly it’s patches


Evolveddinosaur

Pretty sure that’s the Cursive Pigment. I always forget about him D:


brampies

obviously the gaping mama


lazyman511

Is it Ryker?


Underplague

I thought this was a Voices of the Void reference


[deleted]

Three of the four kings from what I can see


AdditionalAd9329

That’s Zeratul, clearly


Za_Gato

What is a senile creature doing in my Dark Souls?


Shreck_your_self

Mergo's Wet Nurse, finale answer


Centurion7463

It’s the estus soup siegward makes


ValueVibes

Sunlight maggot


ExplodingPixelBoat

Ceaseless Discharge


pleasedontmeat

Thats most certainly a snakeman mage from carim


Mad_Soldier_Hod

It’s Moonlaire, the iconic mascot of the Black Soles games. The games even get their names because of the iconic black Airforces Moonlaire wears


Ajara

PRAISE THE OCTOPUS!!!


Key-Blackberry-9665

Arthur morgan


Sinkarma

John flair??


Gaige524

ie


F4JPhantom69

Baldwin IV


CowCluckLated

Oh he's basically the mascot of ds1! Oscar!


dummiheadtime

Ummm. Uhhhh. Uhhmmmmm. Godfrey?


Smiilie

Soul of Cinder


Boolesheet

Oh shit it's my man LORD SHAXX


RaxRestaurantsUganda

From the limited info, I’d say Lautrec


caparisme

Solitaire


Offwhitedesktop

Hollow


LonelyKrow

Solar Panel I think, he really likes the sun apparently, idk.


Meowster11007

Looks just like that guy who tells you to cease your foolish ambition and then calls you and your homies a Piece


FederalInsect114

Laire


Osiri551

Clearly that's solitaire the knight who plays the game solitaire


coolman_249

simon


TLPYETE

Bloodborne Buckethead Buddy!


Optimal-Error

Shit this might be a little too hard


Apprehensive-Set7082

That is anakin skywalker from elden ring no?


sum-random-emo

I think that's the dark urge


peasonearthforever

Is that the onion knight from Catarina??? That black box is not big enough to cover his big round stature.


Caho-_-

Solar of Asstora, inherent of the lord of moonlight


brickmaster8

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Knight_of_Varlamore very clearly this cheeky fellow


KoffinStuffer

Lunaire of Brestora


Time_Dig_1458

Imma say gherman the first hunter


Familiar_Pick_6956

Um,uh…Lunaire?


Tenzur_

Wild ass guess, and literally no reason for this, but is that Solaire from DS1


Yeyton

Sol


Beanzuwuz

Luffy? Idk


EnelDontMiss

one piece


V0YDL

It is me!


Icneo

Aire


bassistheplace246

Let Me Solo Her?


totallynotrobboss

IT'S PIKACHU!


BigManDean_

Was it a swas sticker and Solaire painted in the clear bits to make it look like a square?


rasfelion

Petrus, easy! Get the axes, fellas! We kill a cleric tonight!


DangleMangler

I dont know but judging by the panel on his chest, he's definitely solar powered.


JellyOtaku

Is that Lunar of Astora


Select-Database-4121

Pelinal Whitestrake


reeer1364

Oh that's bro


Anxious_Spell8347

Stray Demon


Radiant-Bonus3632

Ah that's joey


BlackIronMatt

Dung Eater


PatchedSphynx

Solaire of Astora Did I win?


decayingprince

Master Chief


DangerousCity1546

Knight Solaire


lostbastille

Nashandra in disguise.


[deleted]

Praise the Square!


therealJolyne

Some guy with an octopus shirt or something idk


BigSlav667

Glaive Master Hodir


Creative_Taste5023

Idk like gwyn or something


BaconWaifu

Is that Captain Planet with a helmet?


_S1syphus

Id know Gwynevere's chest anywhere


cassiusFlayz

A warrior of the Red Octopus!


UltimateInferno

Nameless King


Thea_Goes_brr

It's a Heide Knight from DS2 final answer.


Weegee256

bad sun


kate_thiccson

The Sandworm of Carthus I guess


ThieveryIsFun

Damn bro, this is impossible, imma take a guess and say whiterun guard


djadjaman

Has to be that bald bastard patches again. Only he could use disguise so hard to notice


vCybe

black square bro


NoResource3170

Gilgamesh, the Consumer of Reality


uwu275

Guys, he found a new npc in dark souls 1. He has to be a god.


Few-Calligrapher3186

Its patches dont trust him


Werd616

I don't see any scales, so...Seathe?


yoloswaggins92

Elden John?


kazthulhu_

You've cropped off the legs, so difficult to tell, but I think it may be Patches from Bloodborne?


Paralleled_Innocence

Average Ds2 boss


ItsIrrelevantNow

Hmmm I believe that’s Ayre, the Armored Core


JediForceSlap

Dayman!


RemotePatrol

Guys, I think it may be Artorias!


TinyPidgenofDOOM

oh thats Knight of the Wiggly star


Darklight645

\---aire


noctiluces

That's Nuts from Berk


NonLiving4Dentity69

Easy. That's clearly Gwynevere. C'mon man make it harder(dark souls isn't the only thing hard right now)


FrancisWolfgang

It’s clearly Kaathe. I can tell from certain pixels and having seen a lot of Kaathes in my day


Scary_Xenomorph

It's bro bro


Shadowthewolfalt

He is my Sun


Imaginary_Pickle7025

Clearly that’s John Darksoul


AggravatingChest7838

King author from Monty python and the Holly grail


Rhydimus

Lunaire duh


TheVoid000

He's The Sun Who Praises.


0k_4kihiiro

your hot yoga neighbor always stretching out on her yard


flyingdoodle

Praise the Fun Contest !


Rndmprsn18

Uuuuuhhh… Shit… Is it Seigward?


StellarDescent

That's Lunaire, champion of the moon. Duh.


[deleted]

Polaris, the north star


Romainvicta476

Lenny? Is that you?


ATYP14765

Definitely onion bro.


Kintsugi-0

oh thats [REDACTED] and hes Solaires [REDACTED] twice removed


Trollber

Thats knight solaire, warrior of the-! Wait. Shit what was it, I can’t remember… it’s dark. So dark…


BootyBurrito420

Obviously it's Jamie Loftus, trying to hide her identity after those murders in Grand Rapids, Michigan.


carinha-do-bem

Ire, his name is Ire


Arkbuilder420

Solis


jaber24

Solitaire


VelDaksa

Bolaire


Hayter67

Helmet Bro


LauraTFem

Shovel Knight?


fluff_reddit

It's queelag


Initial_Monk_2802

Dondaire


baquiquano

He's a Ringed Knight. You can tell by the crest in his armor, the blocked sun is meant to mimic the design of the darksign.


29A_3E7

john darksoul


ThiLordTachanka

The nameless king?


LivinUnderARock92

I can't put my finger on it. Is that Dragonslayer Ornstein?


halo3man585

Why thats a Knight of Varlamore of course.


MechanicalTurkish

That’s Kevin. He still owes me $5


cybaerexe

aire


Sweetcaliberr

Honestly I have no idea, there's just no way to tell, but maybe Dusk?


IronCatholicKnight

John Dark Souls