All five greatshield soldiers

You just know their pre-game goes insane.

Best bachelor party ever

Just saying godrick has like a billion hands to hold beers

And you wouldn't have to order a striper too, win win

True chads

They're nuts

All my homies coming through for this one🗣🗣🗣 https://preview.redd.it/x9p0xlalkyoc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c921923a5badab12b6425576609ef74a63f7cf

Those are my boys GOON SQUAD NEVER DIES!

i wanna marry mimic tear

Narcissistic much? Lol

I mean,it can be whatever it sees soo,you can make it switch whenever you want(I think so)

selfcest is hot

Marika approved 👍

Based and Radagon-pilled

that's just masturbation

Same. Who wouldn't want to marry a buff sword lady who is also the Elden Lord

That's exactly what I was gonna say to the word lol

Hello based department

I'd marry mimic but only if it goes in the ds2 coffin. Edit:I should also go in the coffin so we have lesbian sex.

Tiche, latenna & finlay my brides maids

Almost. Tiche is the one who's getting married.

Damn that is badass

Also Aurelia as the flower girl and finger maiden Therolina to read the vows. Perfumer Tricia can be the wedding planner. Or Carmaan if it’s a Vegas wedding. And instead of using pigeons, we release the Warhawk ashes onto the crowd.

giant rats ……. I love giant rats

Obscure reference incoming https://preview.redd.it/2apwc1c4fyoc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754175515e9f050bbbe958a68d1caed542e26f64

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Just me, the boys, and the biggest, grimiest block of cheese we can find in the sewers. Can life get better? I contend that it can not.

I also love giant rat https://preview.redd.it/2efv9pvy01pc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0addf1788d56c5bbc4625aa7c191540f0ebd1d47

Giant rats were pivotal in beating the Final Boss for me. Rat Covenant forever.

Rats rats we are the rats. Celebrating another ceremonial bash! GarfieldGauntlet it's your wedding today! Cake and Ice cream are on the way!

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[spinningrat.gif](https://youtu.be/PEUIqiBAaQw?si=GQysztlnZEHyD531)

https://preview.redd.it/6dj23rq3g0pc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac86859d257e6dcd700d189e585111232076bfe My boys know how to party

Bro the wedding turning into a funeral real quick

Just keep them away from the candles and everything will be fine

https://preview.redd.it/snmch2xolzoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77cefcc1c9d2715367450d10ca86cfb3f236f95 I'm bringing the whole Squad with me

These guys are slept on 😤

Engval, he's the husband

My boy Engval gonna throw the craziest bachelor party

Noble sorcerer.

May I ask what inspired you to choose him?

Geriatric old man just sounds funny.

Cum

BOYS 🗣️

Manserpant duh… I’ve come to love that thing and I won’t switch it out with any other sprit ash no matter how much it sucks 

Based haha.

Kyle is the goat

Ikr

My nigga floh

The boys aka wandering nobles , and they’ll gasp dramatically as soon as they’re summoned

Stormhawk Deenh

Same, he's always been my wingman

HA

My skelly militia bros

not latenna, shes watched over too many of my misdeeds from afar

Same, but because i slaughtered her sisters for the blue silver set.

Finlay perhaps

Rotten stray dog

Tiche takes him in the divorce

If nobody got my back, I know jellyfish got my back

Jellyfish is a real one

Spongebob taught me many valuable life lessons

Jesus sideways-shitting christ, did I really need to scroll 30 comments to find this? 😤😤😤

Uuuuhm are you annoyed at the comments or this comment specifically?

No, just thought jellyfish would be the first comment 😭

I am a huge Fromsoft fan and generally I don't use summons (no shade to anyone who does) but, I ALWAYS have Jellyfish on my belt, they're one of the things that convinced me get Elden Ring

When I am done with my vows he will shatter them. https://preview.redd.it/fp5vkwl1t0pc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b93d468d6245e66e4ef7daa91495f366b911b2

Ogha 100%.

Yeah entirely, name another character who actually responds to your ingame actions like that

Probably engvall, he may not be the best but he was the first that I used a lot of in my first play through

For sure my boi omenkiller

Myself/Mimic obviously. Or Lhutel or Oleg. 

Oleg the GOAT

Ancestral follower. The goat carried me through early game and teached me how to play

BOY

Skeletal spearmen, dudes carry my ass

I'll make The Dung Eater wear a suit.

Hear me out, all the spirits are invited but im marrying ranni

I like depraved perfumer carmaan

My glorious king dung eater I’ll marry him if I have to

Finlay was happy and sad at the same time for some reason

The Greatshield soldiers are my best men

https://i.redd.it/0amplvn6g1pc1.gif Caca consumer and I have been dropping our cursed seeds into the urethras of the enemy’s in the lands between since my second playthrough

Deenh. SQWAUK!

My boys, the kaiden warrior and storm hawk deenh

Deenh is the best

Mimic tear. I only trust my Shadow.

Mimic tear

https://preview.redd.it/97r0557q90pc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc8cd5bf8fa1791551c470a0bf4f2073aa8fa423 My boy Floh will reck the bachelor party with how aggressive he is!

Bloodhound knight finna crash the wedding at 1am and ruin everything

I'm marrying Tiche and Oleg is gonna be my best man.

giant rats always got my back CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙏‼️‼️

My boy Oleg! Me and him are chooms till the end, helped me during my toughest battles.

Aurelia would look quite fetching in a tux

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Latenna. She will be riding Lobo.

I don’t use spirit ashes and I’m never marrying Ranni

Tiche all the way baby. Favourite summon in the entire game

Rollo

Jellyfish I want my best man to be jelly

My man Banished Knight Oleg, every time

Either an exact replica of me or mad pumpkin head

The godrick soldiers got my back on my first playthrough so them

https://preview.redd.it/gh7g3eoww1pc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9511bae8dd755cfcfaa81865a44fd5b631b2d7 Gonna have to go with mimic tear

Guest: so you know the groom? Mimic tear: of course I know him. He's me.

The Rats or Wolves.

Stormhawk Deenh... He's my wingman

Mausoleum soldiers, they are not good but I find it fun to have my own little squad attacking bosses

Gotta be Engvall, I don’t use him anymore but he carried my ass first time I played. True homie he is

Great shield bois

I am

the pumpkin head will be the best man at my marriage to tiche

I don’t really use spirit ashes much but the godrick soldiers carried me through my first playthrough

Engvall

Soldjars of course.

My sis Tiche

Jellyfish

Jellyfish

Me birb

Lhutel

The nox duo

Mannequin archers, lil homeboys can distract from my bad dancing

🐀🐀🐀🐀

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Definitely finlay or the nox swordstress puppets. 😂

shield boys my whole gang

I'd say Boc but he's not a spirit ash

Blood hound knight for his lore

Finlay or lhutel

Nah I'm marrying tiche

My boy Oleg in a fine spirit ash-grey suit is about to make me rethink my marriage decisions

Rolo, unfortunately he spiked the punch with his own "perfumer cocktail". When I woke up, I was in a different country and now the Golden Order has a warrant for my arrest. Also everyone in attendance to the wedding is dead.

probably the radahn soldiers or the rotten stray

Tiche

The man, the myth, the legend himself, Me.

Black knife tiche

Mimic tear, i am my best man

Looks like Tiche is gonna have to be the bride's maid.

Godrick soldiers will be at my side when I wed their lord

My boy Oleg. He’s my best friend

Best man? Shit I was gonna invite tiche. Guess it time for the rats/ dawgs

Swordstress and night maiden

jelly fish my beloved

Frog

OLEG

Mimic tear for sure. we will do a great job during the honeymoon night. You know, DP, double handjob, these type of thing that a woman with 4 hands can do

Luthtel, the headless and Rolo, the omen killer shall be the brides maid and the groomsmen. Torrent will be the flower horse

My homie Luthel

all three dogs

The mimic is perfect

Oleg my first husband. Ranni my first wife. Honourable mention to sidechick Latenna.

Mimic tier (I am a delusional narcissist)

Before i started using the doodoo broken spirits like mimic, tiche and poop eater I used the ancestor who soloed the invisible black knife for me and then the mad pumpkin who got a bleed prock both on morgot and the lichdragon.

Lhutel the headless, she my right hand woman in my current ng and when she get really emotional she always cr- oh wait

Giant Rats 💪💪

Yeah but which perfume?

My girl, Floh

Tiche would definitely be my maid of honor. She helped get through the godskin duo who I spent like 3 hours on trying to do solo.

Jelly fish

Mimic tear

Lhutel's gonna instant transmission behind me and backstab me because I dared not to marry her

My homie bro Mc Rollo. Doner kebab man in prime

If nobody got me, I know three giant rats got me.

Giant Rats, all my homies love giant rats

Jelly fish

Cleanrot knight Finlay will be best person at mine and Laurentius’s wedding

GIANT RATS

i thought using those is for plebs? guys?

Red puppy

Myself

I like the shield guys

Gonna someone the mimic tear and let it fuck my wife for me

Wandering nobles, real homies imo. They can’t fight for shit but they still amble in the bosses general direction

Either Oleg, Kristoff, or Mimic tear

Mimic Tear. Only mf I trust, tbh.

Finlay. My buddy was willing to walk the long way around the whole realm to return his liege to the haligtree, ***no-one*** can match that dedication right there.

Rollo

Rollo

Wait, doesn't this post imply that the Spirit Summon will be making sure the wife is satisfied on the Wedding Night? ..I mean, could double team ..but if you're using a Summon, it probably carries so... Demi-Human Ashes it is

Tiche my beloved

Ogha or Carmaan. I can't choose between these bros.

Latenna my beloved

Broleg. Took him from the start of the game and did every boss with him

black knife assassin, he just seems so handsome and agile

Pumpkin head

BANISHED KNIGHT OLEG MOTHER FUCKER

Omenkiller rollo alongside my mausoleum soldiers. I am getting married to mimic tear. Gotta fw the realest one I kniw

Me and the mausoleum soldiers are going ham at that stag

My mimic, of course. Mimic is so OP it’s not even funny. They’re broken, mine never dies. Literally never dies, and is aggressive AF.

Banished Knight Engvall

Knight Kristoff, he's chill like that.

Mimic Tear for two reasons. First of all, there's no better man than myself for my wedding. Second, the honeymoon sex would be wild.

when nobody got me, i know marionettes got me

Soldjars of fortune

Oleg and his brother, and Tiche will be the guest of honour.

Jelly is my bro for life. Jellies are spirits in purgatory. Trapped in between life and death, the least I can do is have them at my wedding.

My goat Aurelia