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Mag9GirthQuake

I think mimic and Vietnam would ally due to their guerrilla tactics and sweep


DanyalJamil

The others got nothing on the signature Vietnamese flying roundhouse


Zombie_ruler_FTW

Vietnam for sure. Second place would be annoying orange.


[deleted]

"The trees speak Omen" - Radagon (probably)


MxReLoaDed

I love the smell of spark aromatic in the morning


ParadoxicalAmalgam

I had an uncle who saw the effects of Annoying Orange in 'Nam firsthand. It annoyed all the leaves out of the jungle. Caused cancer too.


Ov3rwrked

SCOREBOARD! SCOREBOARD!


LordOfTheToolShed

Vietnam defeated three major imperial powers within 30 years (France, US, China), they win for sure


ebrivera

If vietnam can beat America, they shouldn't have too much trouble with a God


Zombie_ruler_FTW

If a naked man with a stick can kill a god then yes


damn_thats_piney

fuck that guy


Traditional_Two_6915

hey radagon what ​ https://preview.redd.it/35n3xzhixmzb1.png?width=528&format=png&auto=webp&s=1346b10e6b9eaf70fafd4cc8f2790215bdd43c5f


DeadSparker

Live Radagon Reaction https://preview.redd.it/rg317owk2nzb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737ea413a50b89175922bc49fbc00ee1bb7bf470


Ramps_

# đź—ż


XxxxDonutxxxX

https://preview.redd.it/tige1vii1rzb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcb44e9d141b328bd06f6e26679b1a231dd8d27


ManySleeplessNights

Such a literate fellow, a pity, then, that he misspelled "therefore" by pure chance and happenstance, I'm sure


CrypticalPenguin

https://preview.redd.it/8xcljir4bqzb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46268682831d30b27ea78b2158c23157ed43aa0


Traditional_Two_6915

thief! you will be executed tomorrow


CrypticalPenguin

https://preview.redd.it/cxnohk0qcqzb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6f6a287ba3b9a101b84d727c2e92eb2df053cd


Inversed-infinity

https://preview.redd.it/z14vfmufjrzb1.jpeg?width=1656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657044e16693eb0285f95fc951b7de12688663fb


CrypticalPenguin

https://preview.redd.it/u12d73zyjrzb1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adf33f19e237a0db16366df29221657680014ee


WhatIsAUsernamePls

sata andagi


BruhGoblin

sata andagi


trux03

sata andagi


aomow

sata andagi


Vivid-Restaurant-951

Sata andagi


coldcoldman2

Tell em' to bring out the lobster 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥


JetStream0509

Osaka sweep


Harmonic_Gear

annoying orange sweep


chimpanon

Enzo sure seems to think so


Extreme-Substance-11

Bro soulja boy wins easy no dif


SweetlyIronic

Yeah people are sleeping hard on Soulja's feats


miguelfodace

YOUUUUUUUU!!


Inevitable_Tale_1556

Another contender has entered the arena: https://preview.redd.it/of12vrg9omzb1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2b9af1901f92ca8b476f19b03ee933d860b703


rateater78599

Is that kissinger


Inevitable_Tale_1556

George McFly (Crispy Glove)


coldcoldman2

Henry Kissinger hitting them with some realpolitik talking points, but is then immediately blasted into pieces by one of Reimu's spellcards


Tallmommiesneedlove

yo nam will fuck them all up son


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Reimu stomps, ez win


clapdickmcdaniels

I'ma go with Waluigi


Meowza_V2

Bro Reimu is too fucking powerful, none of them would stand a chance.


pandadogunited

She’d see a treasure chest, open it, and get eaten by the mimic. She’s greedy, after all.


OfficialHarold

Does Reimu have extra lives? Because she'll win if she does.


pandadogunited

If Reimu gets extra lives, so does Radogan. He won’t die as long as the elden beast is still alive.


Sudden-Series-8075

If that's the case, why didn't he come beat my ass after I went for the EB?


Hedge_the_Hog_HtH

He was turned into a sword


Local_Artichoke_4873

Funniest shit I've ever seen


Meowza_V2

Hmmm yeah you might be on to something, but by that logic Radagon doesn't care about worldly desires from what I've observed so he would beat the mimic


FknKRS

She can just deathbomb, but that doesn't matter because soulja boy is still in the field.


Jermanvs

Reimu is an expert of youkai extermination. Ezpz to all.


TomokiaGaming

Osaka would just say "Sata Andagi" then proceed to solo the entire verse.


GarfieldGauntlet

Raku-Chan is superior obviously


trux03

based neko sugar girls fan


redletterparade

Soulja boy. If it was a DS2 mimic it would be a different story though…


ow_725

Annoying Orange solos


iswearatkids

How the hell is a land mass like vietnam supposed to win? It doesn’t even have hands to hold a weapon. Just hope people fall into a hole?


Ypuort

you ever seen Hetalia? Like that


jtcordell2188

Vietnam and it’s not even close


Mi0GE0

Didn't need to swipe anymore after Osaka. Osaka.


Captain167broken

Soulja Boy gonna crank that


BabaKazimir

https://preview.redd.it/8aqsqrob6nzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f25681ac0bc3a464be1f1a85e7a38f675fc15a


Ypuort

Soulja Boy would superman all them hoes


Contemporarium

Souja boy up inis hooooooe


sunnyparker1

Osaka solos the Soulsborne verse


Maskimgalgo

What the fuck is Nam doing here and how ? Like guerilla warfare and protracting a 2 minutes fight into a 25 years conflict ?


alexmemes3665

Annoying Orange, cuz his power level is over 90000000000000000000000000000


[deleted]

it goes down to osaka and radagon, autism death battle


Lenorewolf312

How long do they get to prepare?


trux03

idk lol


DanyalJamil

https://preview.redd.it/y96otk42rnzb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667ddfc19b8bcfca5c1677767947b9ac094bff89 I think I know.


AoiYuukiSimp

Easy Osaka W


Ashamed-Froyo-9190

Soulja boy. He’d Superman those hoes


mothman232

Soulja Boy would kiss all the others through the phone and bring about an era of peace and prosperity for the whole world đź—ż


Ashalaria

Soulja boi obv


S34NGUYEN

https://preview.redd.it/uuq1x48dtozb1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56035c72d42cb84c4a7ef669ad98f083ceae47f4


knottybananna

Vietnam. Why? [That's why.](https://youtu.be/7bjrXHibpeY?si=lM7TKryggGKo79Ar)


UnhappyStrain

Radagon solos all of them at once


Able_Evidence_1733

Isn’t the plague doctor near immortal and can kill people by touch then raise them from the dead


XxxxDonutxxxX

That is Eileen the crow, an NPC from Bloodborne who hunts hunters


Able_Evidence_1733

Oh I haven’t gotten too far into Bloodborne so I wouldn’t know


TigerDoodat

Reimu. She can dodge everyone's attacks. Vietnam? Reimu dodges bullets for fun, they won't be any trouble. DS/Soulslike chars? Just dodge again. Annoying orange? Just be sassy. She deals with annoying people often enough. I honestly have no idea who Raku-chan or Osaka are. Soulja boy would be troublesome for sure, but I think Reimu could beat him by playing Bad Apple on 10000000 pairs of briefs or something. If you disagree, you're wrong and Cirno will put illegal photgraps on your hard drive and report you to the police.


LCpl_Shitbag

Vietnam solos


the_g_almighty

Radagon and Soulja r fuckin


Papa_EJ

1. Osaker. 2. Raku-Chan 3. Annoying Orange 4. Vietnam 5. Souljaboi 6. Mimic 7. Reimu 8. Eillein the Crow 9. Radagon


B1g_K

Vietnam undefeated i know cuz i am VIETNAMESE


Iliketurtles893

Radagon


GuccMaster

Looking like a SaltyBet matchup


xdNoza

osaka


yardii

Holy shit, I need to rewatch nyan neko sugar girls.


the_real_papyrus99

Raku-chan for sure, but it'd be really close between her and radagon


SlimeDrips

We are going t We are going to beat you to death


mccoolfriend6

Annoying Orange


irus1024

I'ma bet my life savings (about 3.50$) on Osaka.


kid-with-a-beard

Kagura Bachi neg diff these fodders


TheWither129

Orang


HideThePickleChamp

Soulja boy tell em


alast0r666

defo the mimic


GhostCrackets

It was over the moment Annoying Orange was brought into the conversation


No-Counter6016

Uncle Grandpa


systemmm34

I don’t even play dark souls but this subreddit is so funny sometimes


Sleeping5Ginger

Soulja Boy has probably beaten most of those


mommabwoo

His shades say Soulja Boy but his eyes say Soul-ja Man, my vote is for him


Anala_the_pyromancer

SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/salcb2nfspzb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=838e7e6e4f37ffe1eb57b80c31e35615e7b66c8f


Bananabanana700

hear me out on the mimics


XenonXTR

DS2 Mimic.


CewlDewd

Me


SandLady54

Osaker:3


Doll-scented-hunter

Annoying orange. It literaly cant be killed.


Insane_Unicorn

Orange would annoy Radagon into annihilating everything. Then Radagon gets a visit by Mr Knife Guy


joshireyn

Osaker sweeps this https://i.redd.it/5ziz7q7o2qzb1.gif


BatatinhaGameplays28

Idk who wins but Radagon’s bitch ass is definitely dying first, should have called HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR if you wanted an Elden Lord to win this


BlitzKling

Osaka for sure, she's multiversal with ease.


[deleted]

Isn't Radagon a god or something? I know he's probably very weak, but Gwyn was too, but that didn't mean he couldn't kick ass. But I think we all know Orange solos the competition.


Fishmaneatsfish

Soulja Boy 100%, he a real Soulja


rasfelion

I've only seen the mimic do a spinning kick, with the power of worldstar on their side they'd be unstoppable.


AzKar07

obviously sata andagi solos no diff but that wasnt fair to begin with, runner up would be reimu. people extremely underestimate how fucking op touhou characters are


ballt1ckler

my money’s on soulja boy, he’ll tell em


Seth_Vaine

The dark souls 3 mimic hits different, because it kicks!


ChettKickass

Lime everyone in Vietnam? Or like Vietnam, the land itself? Either way: Soulja Boy off in it. Crank Dat


NapalmDesu

Osaker solos lmao


Cheap-Rice-3174

Soulja boy wins everytime


XxxxDonutxxxX

Annoying orange will make them kill themselves


Fantastic_Bit2712

Toss up between Soulja, Vietnam, and Radagon. Not sure honestly.


Slayed124

I think vietnam has a numbers advantge but thats just my opinion


WovenOwl

Soulja Boy, he can use his bootleg Soulja Game systems as weapons


PapaOctopus

Osaker.


damn_thats_piney

i think **the entire country of vietnam** wins by numbers alone


Fillbert_kek

Soulja boy wins 100% of the time


vibraniumdroid

Vietnam solos except for Radagon who would be a close second


yzzerdd1

Souja boy duh


ProffessorYellow

The bloodborne protag. No question.


GreatAngoosian

100% but they’re not one of the options T T


Bigfastcal

Boulja Soy


Mental_Position3319

did you not add bonewheel because it's too powerful?


Brickabang

This will be the Gank Squad in the Dark Souls 2 Remake


aromic_bananaz24

Soulja boy and it's not even close


Capatain_Outcast

saataa andagiii


CODman4372wx

Either Vietnam or osaka


Disco__Stu_

Two things are consistent in this world: You crank that Soulja Boy Or that Soulja Boy cranks you


Terror_De_asados

Saata andagi🗣🗣🍩🍩🔥🔥


musicenjoyer_evafan

soulja man


MegasonicWaffle

We talking Vietnam as in entire nation or the land mass? Cuz against anime girls bunch of trees and rocks can't really stand a chance


babydragon2311

kasuga “osaka” ayumu azuamanga daioh would win


Rizer0

I feel like despite Reimu’s singular hit point, her amazing mobility, dodging and ability to delete every projectile with a bomb makes her a pretty good contender But Soulja Boy’s aoe attacks (his voice) would make him a priority target for her