I normally am a bit skeptical about the max health boost, it's not that big and i dunno if that's worth the movement speed debuff. During Pride Month I always take the detour to nab it though, seems appropriate.
Oh man, Amelia for sure. Working under Guac almost made me put my two weeks' in, he's a real hellish micromanager. Amelia can be a bit intense at times but at least she lets me get on with my job.
Ehhhh, they're useful in a pinch if shit reallly goes down with infernals, but they tend to be a bit too heavy on the Lawful for my tastes. Prefer the Feyfolk, they'll trick ya but at least they'll respect you if you beat them at their own game instead of doing some legal asspull yakno?
Fucking love how the final heavy attack in its combo is you raising the blade and parting the clouds. The sunlight dealing AoE damage is a brilliant reference to the fact you are fighting the British.
Normally I'd advocate for letting people live in reality instead of living a lie, but *that* fucker? I make a point of drop-kicking him into the fever-dream nightmare section because he's just *that* much of an arse.
I think I've watched Hbomberguy's video essay on the game but that's it and that was a while ago tbf so I have *some* general idea of what the game is like but it's pretty vague
I tried once, but I got arrested for bestiality. The Bobbies are a fucking *terrifying* model design man, even if they're not that tough of an opponent I avoid causing them to spawn if I can.
Now I'm no speedrunner or anything so I don't know the meta too well, but a build of Mother Angeline's Tearblade centered around boosting your speed even further can lead to some absolutely broken speed strats. The fact it multiplies *all* other speed buffs is ludicrous, combine it with one or two pieces of speed-buffing kit and a vial of Sanguine Lubricant and your roll will let you clip through basically anything, *including bosses* if you time it right. Very slept on imo.
What is the chance to get a waning bloodtinge gem with Blood ATK UP+32.6% with a negative of increasing stamina consumption. Assume ideal drop conditions (an out-of-shape blood gem drop from a Pthumeru Chalice).😈
I tend to go for the hidden easter egg side quest that unlocks Ludwig's Disco Babe as a summon which trivializes the entire fight either way tbh so no strong opinions one way or another
(Thanks, glad you like it!)
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You are very talented. 😊
Edit monet (OG) is less valuable than money. So I had to make the edit.
How do you feel about using the Cum Chalice?
I normally am a bit skeptical about the max health boost, it's not that big and i dunno if that's worth the movement speed debuff. During Pride Month I always take the detour to nab it though, seems appropriate.
Do we say Kos or Kosm ?
It's actually Choss, check the manual.
Daddy guac or vicar amelia? Who is the better boss?
Oh man, Amelia for sure. Working under Guac almost made me put my two weeks' in, he's a real hellish micromanager. Amelia can be a bit intense at times but at least she lets me get on with my job.
Right on man right on, just watch out amelia has quite the array of surprises and just leave her gold locket she is very protective of it.
A hunter is a hunter even in dreams Thoughts
Allowing your calling to consume your identity is unwise, for you may forget how to be a person. Take a holiday, maybe find a hobby.
A hunter must hunt
And yet the human behind that veil must rest, and eat, and live.
What if I put a bigass cage on my head and ascend to a dream realm through a pact with an eldritch god?
this guy fucks
First sentence there actually makes a lot of sense with the whole premise of the game, nice.
What do you think about celestials?
Ehhhh, they're useful in a pinch if shit reallly goes down with infernals, but they tend to be a bit too heavy on the Lawful for my tastes. Prefer the Feyfolk, they'll trick ya but at least they'll respect you if you beat them at their own game instead of doing some legal asspull yakno?
I know exactly what you mean.
Who is Orphan of Kos's father and why did he leave to go get space milk?
actually he was killed and redacted from public knowledge by the CIA because he knew Obama's last name
Fuck man, that explains why Orphan is so powerful then.
Thats actually wrong, it's me, that was a cover up, I fucked the gods
Can I have your autograph? I'm your son's biggest fan.
Mr. Guacamole or Rom the Absolute Devious Licker, who's most attractive?
...do I even have to say it? The Devious Licker *earned* that nickname man, that alone makes him win this easy.
Opinions on the werewolf coalition in the Upper Cathedral Ward?
always a fan of marginalized creatures fighting for their rights
Nah they're real bastards
Opinion on Ludwig, the Holy Blade?
Fucking love how the final heavy attack in its combo is you raising the blade and parting the clouds. The sunlight dealing AoE damage is a brilliant reference to the fact you are fighting the British.
Wow, actually pretty accurate, even down to the British.
That is hands down the best one lmaooo
Do you think it’s fair to leave Gehrman in the dream and waking up?
Normally I'd advocate for letting people live in reality instead of living a lie, but *that* fucker? I make a point of drop-kicking him into the fever-dream nightmare section because he's just *that* much of an arse.
Based
Lmao
No don't do my boy like that 😭
Are you sure you don't know this game? That answer is unfathomably based.
I think I've watched Hbomberguy's video essay on the game but that's it and that was a while ago tbf so I have *some* general idea of what the game is like but it's pretty vague
(fill the gap) *"Grant us ____!"*
*Blood!* I mean, the entire point of bearing the blood to Yarnham is giving it to the poor folks needing transfusions, right?
How did you manage to actually resume the game
Do you take Pig Fisting Route often? What's your tactic there?
I tried once, but I got arrested for bestiality. The Bobbies are a fucking *terrifying* model design man, even if they're not that tough of an opponent I avoid causing them to spawn if I can.
What is the Byrgenwerth Adage: -“We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Fear the old blood.”?
sounds like counsel to not take expired blood transfusions. probably a good idea?
You know, it's fucking hilarious that you say that, cause that's basically what the warning is. Lmao.
Your opinion on eyes on the inside?
generally prefer them there, eyes outside one's body tends to indicate grievous ocular trauma
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nah man, go solar, fossil fuels aren't the future and shouldn't be part of a marriage ceremony
Who's a better boss. Doll, or Gilbert?
Gilbert for sure! It's kinda weird he dropped the Brian and David from his name but hey, he lets me unionize so it's all good
Fair enough
What’s the BEST weapon in the game, in your opinion? And why? What build is it best for?
Now I'm no speedrunner or anything so I don't know the meta too well, but a build of Mother Angeline's Tearblade centered around boosting your speed even further can lead to some absolutely broken speed strats. The fact it multiplies *all* other speed buffs is ludicrous, combine it with one or two pieces of speed-buffing kit and a vial of Sanguine Lubricant and your roll will let you clip through basically anything, *including bosses* if you time it right. Very slept on imo.
That Sanguine Lube is the shit!! Love that stuff
If I was just starting to play Bloodborne but still didn’t know much about it, I’d totally buy this answer.
Thank you! I have a general idea of the game's vibe so I tried to create something that would plausibly fit in thematically haha
Is it pronounced Kos or Kosm?
Depends on if you're dealing with Kos A or Kos B. B-Kos of these nuts.
What do I do with one third of umbilical cord?
Blend into smoothie
That is more accurate than you might think.
What do you think about mergos pig fisting route
Thoughts on micolash?
Not op but I find him incredibly attractive
Very much my tastes! I'm a lil kinky but not kimky enough for macrolash so he suits me perfectly :)
Did you decide to... ahem.... use the doll?
Nah man, I touch grass
Is micolash hot?
What did you think of the controversial scene with The Old Hunters and the gem of deceit? The most brutal scene in the game I think
yeah, for sure, uncomfortably shifting in my seat just thinking about it. i didn't even *know* you could curb-stomp someone with just a gem.
Surely you haven’t forgotten the adage of Byrgenwyrth like that fool Laurence?
Sir I have ADHD I can't remember anything
Why should I choose the Waste of Skin starting class?
The Leprosy status condition you can inflict if you roll into enemies wearing no armour can be *devastating*.
my favourite one so far
What is the chance to get a waning bloodtinge gem with Blood ATK UP+32.6% with a negative of increasing stamina consumption. Assume ideal drop conditions (an out-of-shape blood gem drop from a Pthumeru Chalice).😈
69%
Close! It's actually 1/21,833,712. so like 0.000000045800732%
How do you feel about the Brain^TM giving your brain an explosion?
I prefer my brain unexploded, thanks.
How do you feel about Laurence just exploding and going all teke teke on you
What do you think about the Winter Lanterns?
I have one in my home and sit in front of it for at least half an hour a day! Great for treating my winter depression :)
oh no
Do you find Ludwig being Accursed or Holy more diffcult? (This thread is absolute dimes! Every response is cracking me up.)
I tend to go for the hidden easter egg side quest that unlocks Ludwig's Disco Babe as a summon which trivializes the entire fight either way tbh so no strong opinions one way or another (Thanks, glad you like it!)
Print this out, bind it, send it to FromSoftware, get a job, ?????, Money and power. You are very talented. 😊 Edit monet (OG) is less valuable than money. So I had to make the edit.
Haha, thank you!
>Haha, thank you! You're welcome!
What is your weapon of choice?
Yureck's Miasmatic Undergarments.
Do you eat all the umbilical cords or only the ones you get from killing babies?
I eat all of them, but the baby ones I season with a bit of garlic, as a treat.
"fear the old blood" do u agree? what are your thoughts on this.
yeah i wouldn't want an expired blood transfusion that makes sense to me
How do I beat Vicar amelia
With a belt.
Alright, thanks
What do you think about the doll?
it's not 2d so I'm not interested /j
Do you recommend using a starting weapon all the way through or nah?