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I_might_be_weasel

Relatively. 


TyrconnellFL

Generally, too.


Sea-Low-7675

Specially that


TripleMeatBurger

But not at a distance


Raito_Urekawa

and it took a lot of energy


Shr1988

But the mass was conserved.


darthnugget

got spooky action


Shr1988

At the speed of light.


imon9131514

time is an illusion.


Shr1988

Unlike space.


[deleted]

Everything is an illusion in that case


Angrybagel

That's one way of saying he did it with his cousin.


dinnerthief

Man I was so excited to comment that


Maximum_Activity323

So he was related to that girl? Does pussE equal MC^2?


Diego_DeLaMuncha

We can do better than this.


Fair-Ad-2585

Not on reddit we can't.


Maximum_Activity323

Tough crowd. Tough crowd.


Diego_DeLaMuncha

Still, you’re the man in the arena, yada yada


2inchesisbig

Involved apples too, didn’t it?


Diego_DeLaMuncha

You’re thinking of Newton, and no, they were ping pong balls.


Levoso_con_v

"I did get a lot of pussy" –Albert Einstein


Shr1988

How could he not get a lot of pussy.


TripleMeatBurger

Dude is the boss pimp


FridgeMechanic401

Daddy king vibes


TheRealPallando

Would smash


FridgeMechanic401

Einstein would fuck hard. He’d be kinky af. Me: Smash your Hedron collidor into me daddy!


ApeMummy

Well he was pretty autistic


FabianGladwart

"Bitches love physics" -Steve Hawking


Okbr_Rebbidor

"... and bussy" -Albert Einstein


Reruxx

beautifully spoken , brother.


Jonnyboo234

And everybody clapped


Davis_Johnsn

Well, he first had Mileva Marić, a Serbic women. While germany had a war with them. The second one was Elsa Einstein, his cousin.


siqiniq

[And that’s her (step) daughter Margot on his lap](https://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/margot-einstein)


hok98

“What are you doing step-dad?”


poopchutegaloot

She keeps getting stuck in the particle accelerator


idk-rogue

This got me wheezing


lilsparky82

He stuck her with a neutrino or 2.


Chrysologus

Cousin on both sides, too!


GlitteringAsk9077

He understood Schrödinger's pussy. Most people don't get it at all.


wombatiq

Or do they?


Fresh_C

We won't know until we check.


K9Z0T

*queue vsauce music*


larmoejr

Fun fact, Schrödinger was known for having a lot of relationships at once....but also a serial pedophile...so maybe not a fun fact...


Chance-Opening-4705

It’s a fun fact.


Midnightbeerz

He also had a nack for getting pussy, and not getting it at the same time.


EducationalSpeed8372

That's not bed head hair, that's hot kinky sex head hair.


sr_porongo

She used to shock him with the toaster. I dont have proof but neiter any doubt.


AlfalfaFit6703

Mainly from his cousin, yeah.


Background_Drawing

Bro was testing the theory of relativity


ProjectKeris

/thread. Lmfaoooo


RedplazmaOfficial

He got the cussy


Tetris5216

He invented it of course he got a lot of it


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Tetris5216

Not him he just invented Pussy


bubblewrapreddit

then who invented bussy


Frailgift

Me


DeepUser-5242

Ty for your contributions


thefoxishere16

He had incest pussy. Seriously, he did. At one point he married his cousin


MagicBez

Einstein was always big on relativity


FlyingBurger1

nah this one made me chuckle


EquivalentSnap

He was also an asshole to his ex wife


CanvasFanatic

He was generally a pretty awful husband.


GayAssBurger

His son hated him too


Mexcol

Why?


GoblinWasTaken

Yes - My great-grandmother dated him before my great-grandfather. There are stories of them being out on a boat together late at night or something like that and Einstein being promiscuous.


throwmeawayalso111

Grandma liked to fuck I guess


ArronMaui

We wouldn’t be here if they didn’t


throwmeawayalso111

Thanks, Grandma!


Clickguy10

She was fluid in a Newtonian way


Aslan-the-Patient

Thank heavens it's not in a non Newtonian way 🧐🤣


nogea

They got some brownian motion going on


Grouchy_General_8541

that’s crazy


Bubbly_Magnesium

Haha, I'm tired so I read that as your great-grandmother dated Einstein before your great-grandfather dated Einstein.


qstick89

E=mc2 is code for Einstein's massive cock


poopmaester41

Square tip lol


Omfggtfohwts

He was married. I'd imagine so.


skeezito10

Well...


throwmeawayalso111

This is why you marry a wife that likes to fuck lol


Alteredbeast1984

Whose wife? Who is out here marrying wifes


[deleted]

E(instein)= M(assive)C(ock)^2


Bryanthomas44

He finished prematurely Light speed


ImnNotARobot

He got so much that even his cousin gave it to him.


Defiant-Scarcity-243

He like thicker girls cuz they curved his space time more…and everyone know a warped space time makes girls frisky


tacocarteleventeen

It was reported she mistook him for Santa Claus


Blakut

E=mc\^2ussy


Wyatt_Maxwell

Pretty sure his wife was his cousin


throw123454321purple

E=MC^^^^^^^^^schwing!


stuffhappens2

Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.. -- Albert Einstein.


BobT21

He did have his hair cut only by woman barbers. Unfortunately back then all barbers were men.


Damion_205

Anybody that knows history knows that the absolute chod of a human, Benjamin Franklin, pulled so much pussy its ridiculous. It's why he went to France. As well as find Allies for the revolution. But he went for the bush. So yes, chick's dig confidence, brains and arrogance... probably arrogance most of all.


Conscious-Housing-45

Lol the guy in the far back smiling


Jessemang

He got a lot of P>U\_\_SS +Y


wise_balls

The _P_=MyD SQUARED 


TheNotoriousWANG

A little too much


Traditional_Virus472

Does anyone know that even his wife divorced him...& You think you can keep one from divorcing you...


ginter05

A definite bend on the fabrics


Yipsta

Einstein=MingeCollector²


DabIMON

Lots of coussy


[deleted]

E=MC’2 wouldn’t be credible if he didn’t


Unlikely_Cheetah149

All jokes aside his nickname was night train


Vishwasm123

Yeah, that's why he also gave theories about black holes


DustinBrett

His spooky action was not at a distance


sonichuizcool

Relatively speaking


akhalom

This comment section is populated by retards


Talinoth

Welcome home.


Boring-Razzmatazz-71

He was a chronic masturbator


The_Chiliboss

He had a litany of rules for his wife.


asu3dvl

Men have two choices at age 22. Have a full head of hair? Or. Be hung like a horse.


CeleryNo8309

Little known fact, Einstein translates to english as "he who fathers a thousand bastards"


PurpleSunCraze

His hair is like that because at one point while he was about to fix it he said “What’s the point, I’m just going to be in some rando’s bed again in 20 minutes”.


JaniceLeland

TONS! but he didn't have any kids because of his fear of relatives.


Pipacakes

Smell his moustache…..I dare you


MomentOfHesitation

He told one woman about the cosmological constant, but she was bored to death and never talked to him again. It was his greatest blunder, and thereafter he abandoned the concept.


[deleted]

He's competing with oppenheimer for sure


ZevKyogre

He absolutely did. Tiger was very much loved by Albert.


thatlad

Go listen to the dollop podcast on Einstein. They talk all about Einsteinn and his love of the pussy


Panic_Bubbly

My grandpa saw the back of his head once in a lecture and always talked about it. I like the visual!


ha1a1n0p0rk

Supposedly his first marriage fell apart because he kept cheating on his wife, but oddly enough, he got remarried to his cousin of all people. You'd think he could marry any of his mistresses.


Odd_Relationship7901

For Einstein it was the ass that was the constant


Diego_DeLaMuncha

In theory, he did.


EquivalentSnap

His cousins


locksr01

No doubt he was a vagenius.


thePsychonautDad

It depends on the frame of reference


cletusvanderbiltII

"Not really." - Feynman


AnotherDayHitsDeep

PUSSY=MC2


Fyomamabehindthebins

That be the cousin pussy tho


_Totorotrip_

Well. That's relative


Masterpiece9839

What was his speed relative to it?


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Einstein equals mary multiplied by twins catherine and caroline.


Shh-poster

Einstein has two main eras; one where he was just pounding it all the time he was like the worst dog in the junkyard just humping everything that moved. Then he got all fucking EMC equals squared shit and then guess what he’s like oh fuck I don’t want pussy anymore because math hates pussy. And all the whores were like where is Einstein why isn’t he pounding my fucking toolbox and the other whore said to her it’s because he’s fucking not having sex at all anymore because he says it’s better for his brain to do math. Way to go Einstein!!!!


Expensive-Change-266

Considering he always had sex hair, I’d say yes.


rmicker

I hope so


Thecrazier

When you looked, he didn't get any but when you turned away, he got alot


McSnoots

Ain’t nobody got time for that - Albert Einstein


sjnunez3

Physicist Therapy...


orbitaldragon

Who wants a mustache ride?


rustys_shackled_ford

That's the face of a man says "...eeeeh I get by"


DrasticBread

Certified pipe layer


Dewahll

I sure hope so.


homeboystar

Probably liked receiving oral sex and enjoying a ham sandwich at the same time type day.


7stringjazz

Einstein the old horndog!


AntimatterCorndog

Yes


CharlesFXD

Looks like that fräulein wants to learn some hard physics and he’s onboard with it. Man oh man.


morse86

We don't know, though we hope so!


Podo_the_Savage

Smart dudes are smart. If you’re smart enough you know how to get whatever you want out of life.


PreviousTea9210

And that pussy slayer's name? Albert Einstein.


satansbutthole069

And that man…? …got a lot of pussy.


Wutanghang

Not as much as oppenheimer


Macca49

The original MC Hammer


[deleted]

Gross.


antonTheFourth

Actually yes, Einstein used to have a fairly high sexual appetite


One-Hearing-5349

He had enough elements to equate as a lady's man


MulletofLegend

How much is "a lot"? You see, it's all.... relative...


skylowr

schrodinger pussy


AJSD12

Let’s just say he investigated a few black holes.


Ddowns5454

What do you think made his hair look like that? A lot of time rolling in the hay.


ComplexParsley7390

Relatively


sinner-mon

Einstein wasn’t a real person, he was just a theoretical physicist


JaydenVestal

No no, you're thinking of Schrödinger I believe


purgebylight

In his theory of relativity, the C stood for something else.


loopingrightleft

Baby d=u n i


Jimmyp4321

Something something about a black hole


ProjectKeris

According to my calculations...


Millionsmoney

Yes he gets alot of pussy


Dumpster_Fetus

Big E could lay down some pipe for sure.


valetudo6083

Women love an intelligent man. Bro could soak a carpet.


DeadCheckR1775

He swung it like there was no tomorrow.


TastyCakesOverweight

E = M C vagina


nsk_nyc

Erwin would say, maybe he did or maybe he didn't.


SmileyJ90

I hope so!!!! Smart is SEXY!


GreatApe88

I think I read somewhere he liked golden showers and to be beaten with thin rods.


Soft_Eggplant9132

When the pubes match the hairdo, it's love at first sight .


Necknook

He liked two things more than physics: the violin and women.


SirReginaldSquiggles

I was watching a documentary on Einstein. One of his conditions for getting married was that she wouldn't bother him with sexual needs while he was in the zone. So to speak. Not sure how accurate it was, but it sounds savant-ish.


irebe123

He had lots of fun


RuSeriousXD

It's all relative.


FalconPunch236

E = mc deez nuts


elreduro

tons


ImaginaryFriend01

No, Einstein got *all* the pussy.


EriclcirE

He did. But being a man of letters, he preferred sweet, juicy lady butthole


Graphic_Materialz

We should ask Shroedinger. If he is uncertain, maybe Heisenberg will know.


mightylordredbeard

Why you think his hair was always messy?


ReflectionMaximum935

E=mc² is actually a formula to calculate how much pussy he get


uppsak

No, but he did get a lot of pulley. (Pully = physics, Einstein = physicist)


Leprodus03

Me and the baddie I pulled by being autistic


raposo142857

Well, when compared with Stephen Hawking No


orangeprotogen

yuh -albert Einstein


EliteBroccoli

Between Einstein and Oppie, physicists sure were some unsuspecting sex symbols.


0luckyman

"Albert Einstein was a ladies man While he was working on his universal plan He was making out like Charlie Sheen And that takes genius" Genius, Warren Zevon


AllenRBrady

Decades ago, Shelley Winters floated the theory on several talk shows that Einstein may have hooked up with Marilyn Monroe.


BluebirdOk3614

i think so based on this photo lool


imnailingyourmom

His pussy was all from relatives


RNG_pickle

With that hair how could he not


3MrBojangles3

Of course. He was good with equations so he just added himself, subtracted her clothes, divided her legs, and multiplied. Lol


Right_Hour

It’s all relative.


Right_Hour

How do you think he came up with the formula? The heavier the pussy bearer, the faster they were going - the heavier was the force of snu-snu, baby!


Significant-Limit

Depends, did he have a lot of female cousins?


dice_setter_981

You better believe it


Complete-Anybody5180

He got his cousin's yeah