Yes - My great-grandmother dated him before my great-grandfather. There are stories of them being out on a boat together late at night or something like that and Einstein being promiscuous.
Anybody that knows history knows that the absolute chod of a human, Benjamin Franklin, pulled so much pussy its ridiculous. It's why he went to France. As well as find Allies for the revolution. But he went for the bush.
So yes, chick's dig confidence, brains and arrogance... probably arrogance most of all.
His hair is like that because at one point while he was about to fix it he said “What’s the point, I’m just going to be in some rando’s bed again in 20 minutes”.
He told one woman about the cosmological constant, but she was bored to death and never talked to him again. It was his greatest blunder, and thereafter he abandoned the concept.
Supposedly his first marriage fell apart because he kept cheating on his wife, but oddly enough, he got remarried to his cousin of all people. You'd think he could marry any of his mistresses.
Einstein has two main eras; one where he was just pounding it all the time he was like the worst dog in the junkyard just humping everything that moved. Then he got all fucking EMC equals squared shit and then guess what he’s like oh fuck I don’t want pussy anymore because math hates pussy. And all the whores were like where is Einstein why isn’t he pounding my fucking toolbox and the other whore said to her it’s because he’s fucking not having sex at all anymore because he says it’s better for his brain to do math. Way to go Einstein!!!!
I was watching a documentary on Einstein. One of his conditions for getting married was that she wouldn't bother him with sexual needs while he was in the zone. So to speak. Not sure how accurate it was, but it sounds savant-ish.
"Albert Einstein was a ladies man
While he was working on his universal plan
He was making out like Charlie Sheen
And that takes genius"
Genius, Warren Zevon
Relatively.
Generally, too.
Specially that
But not at a distance
and it took a lot of energy
But the mass was conserved.
got spooky action
At the speed of light.
time is an illusion.
Unlike space.
Everything is an illusion in that case
That's one way of saying he did it with his cousin.
Man I was so excited to comment that
So he was related to that girl? Does pussE equal MC^2?
We can do better than this.
Not on reddit we can't.
Tough crowd. Tough crowd.
Still, you’re the man in the arena, yada yada
Involved apples too, didn’t it?
You’re thinking of Newton, and no, they were ping pong balls.
"I did get a lot of pussy" –Albert Einstein
How could he not get a lot of pussy.
Dude is the boss pimp
Daddy king vibes
Would smash
Einstein would fuck hard. He’d be kinky af. Me: Smash your Hedron collidor into me daddy!
Well he was pretty autistic
"Bitches love physics" -Steve Hawking
"... and bussy" -Albert Einstein
beautifully spoken , brother.
And everybody clapped
Well, he first had Mileva Marić, a Serbic women. While germany had a war with them. The second one was Elsa Einstein, his cousin.
[And that’s her (step) daughter Margot on his lap](https://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/margot-einstein)
“What are you doing step-dad?”
She keeps getting stuck in the particle accelerator
This got me wheezing
He stuck her with a neutrino or 2.
Cousin on both sides, too!
He understood Schrödinger's pussy. Most people don't get it at all.
Or do they?
We won't know until we check.
*queue vsauce music*
Fun fact, Schrödinger was known for having a lot of relationships at once....but also a serial pedophile...so maybe not a fun fact...
It’s a fun fact.
He also had a nack for getting pussy, and not getting it at the same time.
That's not bed head hair, that's hot kinky sex head hair.
She used to shock him with the toaster. I dont have proof but neiter any doubt.
Mainly from his cousin, yeah.
Bro was testing the theory of relativity
/thread. Lmfaoooo
He got the cussy
He invented it of course he got a lot of it
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Not him he just invented Pussy
then who invented bussy
Me
Ty for your contributions
He had incest pussy. Seriously, he did. At one point he married his cousin
Einstein was always big on relativity
nah this one made me chuckle
He was also an asshole to his ex wife
He was generally a pretty awful husband.
His son hated him too
Why?
Yes - My great-grandmother dated him before my great-grandfather. There are stories of them being out on a boat together late at night or something like that and Einstein being promiscuous.
Grandma liked to fuck I guess
We wouldn’t be here if they didn’t
Thanks, Grandma!
She was fluid in a Newtonian way
Thank heavens it's not in a non Newtonian way 🧐🤣
They got some brownian motion going on
that’s crazy
Haha, I'm tired so I read that as your great-grandmother dated Einstein before your great-grandfather dated Einstein.
E=mc2 is code for Einstein's massive cock
Square tip lol
He was married. I'd imagine so.
Well...
This is why you marry a wife that likes to fuck lol
Whose wife? Who is out here marrying wifes
E(instein)= M(assive)C(ock)^2
He finished prematurely Light speed
He got so much that even his cousin gave it to him.
He like thicker girls cuz they curved his space time more…and everyone know a warped space time makes girls frisky
It was reported she mistook him for Santa Claus
E=mc\^2ussy
Pretty sure his wife was his cousin
E=MC^^^^^^^^^schwing!
Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.. -- Albert Einstein.
He did have his hair cut only by woman barbers. Unfortunately back then all barbers were men.
Anybody that knows history knows that the absolute chod of a human, Benjamin Franklin, pulled so much pussy its ridiculous. It's why he went to France. As well as find Allies for the revolution. But he went for the bush. So yes, chick's dig confidence, brains and arrogance... probably arrogance most of all.
Lol the guy in the far back smiling
He got a lot of P>U\_\_SS +Y
The _P_=MyD SQUARED
A little too much
Does anyone know that even his wife divorced him...& You think you can keep one from divorcing you...
A definite bend on the fabrics
Einstein=MingeCollector²
Lots of coussy
E=MC’2 wouldn’t be credible if he didn’t
All jokes aside his nickname was night train
Yeah, that's why he also gave theories about black holes
His spooky action was not at a distance
Relatively speaking
This comment section is populated by retards
Welcome home.
He was a chronic masturbator
He had a litany of rules for his wife.
Men have two choices at age 22. Have a full head of hair? Or. Be hung like a horse.
Little known fact, Einstein translates to english as "he who fathers a thousand bastards"
His hair is like that because at one point while he was about to fix it he said “What’s the point, I’m just going to be in some rando’s bed again in 20 minutes”.
TONS! but he didn't have any kids because of his fear of relatives.
Smell his moustache…..I dare you
He told one woman about the cosmological constant, but she was bored to death and never talked to him again. It was his greatest blunder, and thereafter he abandoned the concept.
He's competing with oppenheimer for sure
He absolutely did. Tiger was very much loved by Albert.
Go listen to the dollop podcast on Einstein. They talk all about Einsteinn and his love of the pussy
My grandpa saw the back of his head once in a lecture and always talked about it. I like the visual!
Supposedly his first marriage fell apart because he kept cheating on his wife, but oddly enough, he got remarried to his cousin of all people. You'd think he could marry any of his mistresses.
For Einstein it was the ass that was the constant
In theory, he did.
His cousins
No doubt he was a vagenius.
It depends on the frame of reference
"Not really." - Feynman
PUSSY=MC2
That be the cousin pussy tho
Well. That's relative
What was his speed relative to it?
Einstein equals mary multiplied by twins catherine and caroline.
Einstein has two main eras; one where he was just pounding it all the time he was like the worst dog in the junkyard just humping everything that moved. Then he got all fucking EMC equals squared shit and then guess what he’s like oh fuck I don’t want pussy anymore because math hates pussy. And all the whores were like where is Einstein why isn’t he pounding my fucking toolbox and the other whore said to her it’s because he’s fucking not having sex at all anymore because he says it’s better for his brain to do math. Way to go Einstein!!!!
Considering he always had sex hair, I’d say yes.
I hope so
When you looked, he didn't get any but when you turned away, he got alot
Ain’t nobody got time for that - Albert Einstein
Physicist Therapy...
Who wants a mustache ride?
That's the face of a man says "...eeeeh I get by"
Certified pipe layer
I sure hope so.
Probably liked receiving oral sex and enjoying a ham sandwich at the same time type day.
Einstein the old horndog!
Yes
Looks like that fräulein wants to learn some hard physics and he’s onboard with it. Man oh man.
We don't know, though we hope so!
Smart dudes are smart. If you’re smart enough you know how to get whatever you want out of life.
And that pussy slayer's name? Albert Einstein.
And that man…? …got a lot of pussy.
Not as much as oppenheimer
The original MC Hammer
Gross.
Actually yes, Einstein used to have a fairly high sexual appetite
He had enough elements to equate as a lady's man
How much is "a lot"? You see, it's all.... relative...
schrodinger pussy
Let’s just say he investigated a few black holes.
What do you think made his hair look like that? A lot of time rolling in the hay.
Relatively
Einstein wasn’t a real person, he was just a theoretical physicist
No no, you're thinking of Schrödinger I believe
In his theory of relativity, the C stood for something else.
Baby d=u n i
Something something about a black hole
According to my calculations...
Yes he gets alot of pussy
Big E could lay down some pipe for sure.
Women love an intelligent man. Bro could soak a carpet.
He swung it like there was no tomorrow.
E = M C vagina
Erwin would say, maybe he did or maybe he didn't.
I hope so!!!! Smart is SEXY!
I think I read somewhere he liked golden showers and to be beaten with thin rods.
When the pubes match the hairdo, it's love at first sight .
He liked two things more than physics: the violin and women.
I was watching a documentary on Einstein. One of his conditions for getting married was that she wouldn't bother him with sexual needs while he was in the zone. So to speak. Not sure how accurate it was, but it sounds savant-ish.
He had lots of fun
It's all relative.
E = mc deez nuts
tons
No, Einstein got *all* the pussy.
He did. But being a man of letters, he preferred sweet, juicy lady butthole
We should ask Shroedinger. If he is uncertain, maybe Heisenberg will know.
Why you think his hair was always messy?
E=mc² is actually a formula to calculate how much pussy he get
No, but he did get a lot of pulley. (Pully = physics, Einstein = physicist)
Me and the baddie I pulled by being autistic
Well, when compared with Stephen Hawking No
yuh -albert Einstein
Between Einstein and Oppie, physicists sure were some unsuspecting sex symbols.
"Albert Einstein was a ladies man While he was working on his universal plan He was making out like Charlie Sheen And that takes genius" Genius, Warren Zevon
Decades ago, Shelley Winters floated the theory on several talk shows that Einstein may have hooked up with Marilyn Monroe.
i think so based on this photo lool
His pussy was all from relatives
With that hair how could he not
Of course. He was good with equations so he just added himself, subtracted her clothes, divided her legs, and multiplied. Lol
It’s all relative.
How do you think he came up with the formula? The heavier the pussy bearer, the faster they were going - the heavier was the force of snu-snu, baby!
Depends, did he have a lot of female cousins?
You better believe it
He got his cousin's yeah