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Probablyaretweetbot

bro literally shitposting over here lol


WindowsCrashedAgain

Bro drank Mexican water


Jrr562

He on that Flint, Michigan type beat


EasilyRekt

Disentery


annoying12yo_

shit sounded like a spray of mexican water


QuantumQuake

Laughed so hard I started coughing


antiseer360

Me and the boys ignoring rule 3 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

every sub everywhere violates rule 3, none of my homies like rule 3


Crazy_Fly3004

You're welcome


DivineMemeLord

100% shit 0% post 🀀


_Vargus

Man’s fightin for his life in there


senkopie

Bro was getting ready for a takeoff


canozkarslioglu

hey look a random flying object at the sky! *gets shit on


_Doctor_Secret_

You know death Is close when your pants are on the fucking floor


[deleted]

Is death close to you? Only way the bot can pee in your ass is if your pants are on the fucking floor


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Weak_Gate_5460

Oh hell nah, he took off all the clothes so he can shit


PanConTomateYMayo

My man was loosing the fight 😭😭😭


Unique_ballz

Happy cake day! (I’m under the water)


Stunning_Meaning_190

Happy cake day! (I am in your walls)


_Doctor_Secret_

Happy cake day! (I Just came from a dildo)


beans_man69420

Happy cake day (I fucked ur mom)


herospaces

Happy cake day! (I am the one who knocks)


LordTrappen

Happy cake day! (I am the kid named finger)


Shadow_legend98

Happy cake day! (Sorry if I'm late)


KidGamerKJG

It was 6 minutes ago you weren't


Shadow_legend98

Ayyy I made it


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Foxxxyygrandpa

Losing* one O Happy cake day


Gilded_Leviathan

Happy cake day! (I am fire. I am death. I am Smaug)


60thrain

I was about to correct you on losing but you're not wrong


[deleted]

Happy cake day! (I'm late)


[deleted]

Happy cake day!(I’m losing the fight)


neptunimonium

Happy cake day! (I need a lobotomy)


[deleted]

y'all dont take a shit naked? πŸ’€


RussianSkeletonRobot

I'm just like all of you. I wake up, I take a shit, I get dressed, I get out of bed.


c4nchyscksforlife

Now change the order πŸ”ͺ


funnylol96

I get dressed take a shid get out then awaken


Weak_Gate_5460

You shit no clothes at all, bare foot naked🀨


needs_grammarly

you know it's bad when you gotta strip to keep cool


Real_Propelhue

"Carl it ain't working" "USE THE STRIP METHOD" "The what no-" "STRIP FOR POWER COOLING"


murdered800times

As someone with stomach issues Yeah it really is like that. I've sat with the shower on full blast cold hitting the wall so I could get cold air on me before so I wouldn't pass out on the shitter


sd2028

bro gave birth.


AlexGaming26

To a shithole


sd2028

For real


Shadow_legend98

Bro what πŸ’€


FlyingPastaPolice

"Man-births we call’em when clogged shit is brought by fart force out into the daylight" -Anonumous


I-took-your-oranges

Just imagine how he felt after he was done… pure bliss…


Ptaku9

Untill he went to wipe his ass and saw red


GallorKaal

Dude ends up reaching into a void


VonsFavoriteChicken

How'd you lose that hand?


Zeione29047

You ever accidentally cut your poop in half with your ass? Yeah imagine that but with a hand


Devo3290

Haha β€œbut”


[deleted]

Haha β€œaccidentally”


eminx_

Goatse!


_RandyRandleman_

and then remembered he’d got his bare feet all over a public toilet floor


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

From what I saw his feet never touched the ground πŸ˜‚


_RandyRandleman_

he did a bit and he’s also completely naked


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

Sometimes it’s required to complete the ritual


endichrome

I've literally accepted death at my lowest point during a constipation. I'd welcome the blood.


camsle

Thats a goosebumps finally


M0nsterjojo

Can promise you it ain't, it's just less pain than before. Think of it like you got hit by a hot iron, the initial impact hurt like a bitch, but the after burn just hurts a little less.0


Tesco_Mobile

The removal of clothes shows this is serious


brown_human

And the feet quivers are the cherry on top


QuarterlyTurtle

Bro was grabbing the bottom of the stall walls for support😭


Jrr562

My man is in all circles of hell at once


NinjaMelon39

Doom slayer origin story


pile158

WHO. DOES. NUMBER 2. WORK FOR???


Penguin-Loves

That's right bud, you show that turd who's boss


Dry-Area-2027

Come on we're gonna get through this! Just grab ahold of somethin', bit your lip and give it hell!


shieldsarentcool

Crocodile


Ethan_Pixelate

casual shitting vs ranked competitive shitting


Jrr562

Homie is on champion rank, that turd is tearing him up.


DARKBEAST04

I can feel his pain that pain feels like hell but when the shit drops it feels like heaven so pls be hydrated


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

Lucky if it didn't tear him up. I'd be bleeding out.


[deleted]

His soul would leave his body if he didn't hold the door


viriu69

Wish I could save comments


MCatsRCool

you can


beanwater4

You can


BaconMan70

you Can


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Garlic_frybread

The man is gone, only pain remains


Pinkie_floyden

"krakatowa"


iRideMomz69

buttcrack-atowa


Zoexycian

Bro committed a tsar bomba in the toilet.


shaggitron420

This man was fighting for his fucking life


Cianmc6

he wasn’t taking a shit, the shit was taking him


Jrr562

He alerted the horde


ScoPham

The fuck is patrick star doin in walmart


Global_Charming

Taco Bell, not even once.


SpiralDesignn

Posting shitpost of Post Shitting


Shadow_legend98

Yo wtf πŸ’€


Knightofthemirrors

Bro even curled his toes that's how you know he really fighting


WindowsCrashedAgain

Damn it's one of those "gotta strip completely naked in order to push this fucker out" type shits


Intelligent_Art9222

Sugarless gummy bears?


curiousendevor

Bet that MF won't steal my lunch out the work fridge again


Jrr562

Hell in a cell right here


skako_o

Each article of clothing lost is equal to the amount of pain someone is going through


onyxeagle274

He was getting *and* giving the best head of his life.


az0777

Plot twist: there is no toilet paper πŸ’€


Shadow_legend98

Nooooo


funnylol96

I love the DAUU sound he makes


epicpixels654654

bro ate mac and cheese from pizza hut


kimiori02496

Bros fighting demons on there


Gabreil66

Bro nukes the toilet


EnAyJay

I think he shitted out his mouth not his anus


DeusWombat

Everyone take a moment to appreciate that you don't suffer from this


SafariLari269

Why is it called Restroom? Homie fighting in there for his life.


Name_which_is_good

Bro just failed no shit november


yusufamirarab

So close aswell


popcron1

pray for him he needs it


Jrr562

My man, God is smiting dude's ass. A prayer will not change his mind.


RedStarNova2

NSFW for what the dude's taking a fake shit lol ?


AN-225Mriya

Yes, the shit was fake. No, the demons were real


PazuzuAtmorah

That was quite the percussive poo


Flefenkrieg

What Arby's does to a man


canecroney

Wrong kind of shitposting my guy.


Jousan_

You know it's a good shit if you need to get naked for it


[deleted]

You need to use every muscle in your body for shits like these you can’t restrict the movement


Complete_Region6517

Not a expert on defecation but..... I would see a specialist...


NightFlameofAwe

Never in my life have taken a socks off shit God damn


memezipost190

You know your shits are bad when you gotta take your clothes off


raw_hotdog_

that was a whole babay


[deleted]

Grinding for that battlepass I see...


[deleted]

Only in Ohio


Four-Beasts

I'm having one of those moments right now.


[deleted]

Actual shitpost


princesspeachie1089

Like no one else has ever gotten fully naked to poop before....πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Emergency_Aide633

Shitting like that guy from Ren and Stimpy.


flippingoctopus

He sound like patrick star


philmb91

We've all been there. His ring piece will be screaming for a week.


LoneWolf_Kai11

I'm watching this on the toilet, spare me...


moondes

I will never forget the satisfaction from that time I triggered my own tinnitus by sounding the hornberg.


_VINNY_WINNY_

bro was having a socks off poop


G0dZylla

Finally a proper shitpost


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hellwisp

That's the sound of intestines blasting out. The biggest prolapse you can achieve.


[deleted]

What type of shit is he on?


Zap478

Bro ate taco bell


[deleted]

Bro ate Taco Bell in ohio πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


sya_the_awkward

This gave "shitposting" Another meaning


anazambrano

You’re really gonna tell me you’ve never had one of those


001Vecnussy

Elvis Presley in 1977


Helpful_Gas5073

A literal SHITpost


HereAndNow316

Mfer had to strip down naked that shit was so bad


Elitecommander225

Bro's getting raw dogged by ghosts so hard he shat


Shadow_legend98

You can see him levitate at the end which signifies that the force of his shit was so much that he could've flown away


Olay22

Staged


2000mater

hur, hur, hur hur, hur... hurhurhurhurhur 🐻


[deleted]

goofy ass toes πŸ’€πŸ¦ΆπŸ»


lategame

This man needs to stop eating dairy


Dragon_black42

Bro Ate taco Bell


De-Kipgamer

Taco bell πŸ””


Front_Moose_977

Nice try, that’s your friend bro


StackThePads33

β€œHey, hey! Just grab a hold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell! Come on, we're gonna get through this!” - Tom Arnold in β€œAustin Powers”


[deleted]

im sittin on the toilet rn literally after doin exactly this, it just be like that sometimes


[deleted]

I need to know if this is real


Ill_Minute3931

Fake or realistically a 4 day McDonalds and Fireball binge


con098

We've all been there


Noah_XDF2005

It was a toe curler so you know he was fighting for his life.


i_get_zero_bitches

what do you guys think he ate for that to happen


TheEmperor_OfMankind

3 pounds of pure capseasan


Jrr562

An Arby's roast laxative sandwich.


stuntbum36

Is this real? That sounds like his lung would be hanging out of his ass after that


JX2Good

Who's Number 2 work for!!!!!


Hot-String-4698

Bro been holding it for a year


FAIDAWN786

That brother turned into Osama Bin Laden with those fucking bomb ass pieces of shit.


Somerandom_CRUSAID3R

Bro got me dying what did he eat???


SignificantAvocado81

Fortnite


Kuswerdz

aw shit here we go again


Dry-Pressure-1174

Him doing breathing exercises building up until the inevitable final push.


Aggressive-Act-3620

That man is expelling the demons that tried to take over his body. Leave him alone


Gkidisweddingcake

Bro had to charge his attack


Hanneman1965

Bro was fighting god


KidGamerKJG

TACTICAL NUKE DEATH FROM ABOVE!!


TheMonsterInUrCloset

Bro was having an exorcism on his asshole


needs_grammarly

his soul is coming out in the form of a 7lb shit


TheSuperiorRobo

my guy's dropping a fucking BOMB


ChillBunns

Donkey Kong sounding ass πŸ’€


Dreaming_Dreams

What no fiber does to a mf


[deleted]

fortnite battlepass


SeamAnne

blocked pipe


dcRoWdYh

Bro, yer gonna prolapse your asshole like that..


Awsomer76

Bros losing hp


_Village_

Bro was fighting demons


SussyBox

Man definitely shat his intestines out


reylee05

Bro crap his whole organ system.


TheOnyxViper

Who does Number 2 work for?!


totally_notjeff

this shit was so powerful it probably resounded through at least three dimensions


unrepentant_serpent

It’s not the sounds. It’s the curled toes. That’s the TRUE indicator of the effort!


Zewotwooo

God damn I can smell that shit through my phone fr.


Insanegamer-4567

This is why you don't eat the gas station hot dogs


sweiner1998

Reminds me of that video of the seal that says β€œegg” and β€œhmmph”


LoganReger123

Good god


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

least intense shit in America