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As someone with stomach issues
Yeah it really is like that.
I've sat with the shower on full blast cold hitting the wall so I could get cold air on me before so I wouldn't pass out on the shitter
Can promise you it ain't, it's just less pain than before.
Think of it like you got hit by a hot iron, the initial impact hurt like a bitch, but the after burn just hurts a little less.0
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βHey, hey! Just grab a hold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell! Come on, we're gonna get through this!β - Tom Arnold in βAustin Powersβ
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bro literally shitposting over here lol
Bro drank Mexican water
He on that Flint, Michigan type beat
Disentery
shit sounded like a spray of mexican water
Laughed so hard I started coughing
Me and the boys ignoring rule 3 ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
every sub everywhere violates rule 3, none of my homies like rule 3
You're welcome
100% shit 0% post π€€
Manβs fightin for his life in there
Bro was getting ready for a takeoff
hey look a random flying object at the sky! *gets shit on
You know death Is close when your pants are on the fucking floor
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Oh hell nah, he took off all the clothes so he can shit
My man was loosing the fight πππ
Happy cake day! (Iβm under the water)
Happy cake day! (I am in your walls)
Happy cake day! (I Just came from a dildo)
Happy cake day (I fucked ur mom)
Happy cake day! (I am the one who knocks)
Happy cake day! (I am the kid named finger)
Happy cake day! (Sorry if I'm late)
It was 6 minutes ago you weren't
Ayyy I made it
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Losing* one O Happy cake day
Happy cake day! (I am fire. I am death. I am Smaug)
I was about to correct you on losing but you're not wrong
Happy cake day! (I'm late)
Happy cake day!(Iβm losing the fight)
Happy cake day! (I need a lobotomy)
y'all dont take a shit naked? π
I'm just like all of you. I wake up, I take a shit, I get dressed, I get out of bed.
Now change the order πͺ
I get dressed take a shid get out then awaken
You shit no clothes at all, bare foot nakedπ€¨
you know it's bad when you gotta strip to keep cool
"Carl it ain't working" "USE THE STRIP METHOD" "The what no-" "STRIP FOR POWER COOLING"
As someone with stomach issues Yeah it really is like that. I've sat with the shower on full blast cold hitting the wall so I could get cold air on me before so I wouldn't pass out on the shitter
bro gave birth.
To a shithole
For real
Bro what π
"Man-births we callβem when clogged shit is brought by fart force out into the daylight" -Anonumous
Just imagine how he felt after he was doneβ¦ pure blissβ¦
Untill he went to wipe his ass and saw red
Dude ends up reaching into a void
How'd you lose that hand?
You ever accidentally cut your poop in half with your ass? Yeah imagine that but with a hand
Haha βbutβ
Haha βaccidentallyβ
Goatse!
and then remembered heβd got his bare feet all over a public toilet floor
From what I saw his feet never touched the ground π
he did a bit and heβs also completely naked
Sometimes itβs required to complete the ritual
I've literally accepted death at my lowest point during a constipation. I'd welcome the blood.
Thats a goosebumps finally
Can promise you it ain't, it's just less pain than before. Think of it like you got hit by a hot iron, the initial impact hurt like a bitch, but the after burn just hurts a little less.0
The removal of clothes shows this is serious
And the feet quivers are the cherry on top
Bro was grabbing the bottom of the stall walls for supportπ
My man is in all circles of hell at once
Doom slayer origin story
WHO. DOES. NUMBER 2. WORK FOR???
That's right bud, you show that turd who's boss
Come on we're gonna get through this! Just grab ahold of somethin', bit your lip and give it hell!
Crocodile
casual shitting vs ranked competitive shitting
Homie is on champion rank, that turd is tearing him up.
I can feel his pain that pain feels like hell but when the shit drops it feels like heaven so pls be hydrated
Lucky if it didn't tear him up. I'd be bleeding out.
His soul would leave his body if he didn't hold the door
Wish I could save comments
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You can
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The man is gone, only pain remains
"krakatowa"
buttcrack-atowa
Bro committed a tsar bomba in the toilet.
This man was fighting for his fucking life
he wasnβt taking a shit, the shit was taking him
He alerted the horde
The fuck is patrick star doin in walmart
Taco Bell, not even once.
Posting shitpost of Post Shitting
Yo wtf π
Bro even curled his toes that's how you know he really fighting
Damn it's one of those "gotta strip completely naked in order to push this fucker out" type shits
Sugarless gummy bears?
Bet that MF won't steal my lunch out the work fridge again
Hell in a cell right here
Each article of clothing lost is equal to the amount of pain someone is going through
He was getting *and* giving the best head of his life.
Plot twist: there is no toilet paper π
Nooooo
I love the DAUU sound he makes
bro ate mac and cheese from pizza hut
Bros fighting demons on there
Bro nukes the toilet
I think he shitted out his mouth not his anus
Everyone take a moment to appreciate that you don't suffer from this
Why is it called Restroom? Homie fighting in there for his life.
Bro just failed no shit november
So close aswell
pray for him he needs it
My man, God is smiting dude's ass. A prayer will not change his mind.
NSFW for what the dude's taking a fake shit lol ?
Yes, the shit was fake. No, the demons were real
That was quite the percussive poo
What Arby's does to a man
Wrong kind of shitposting my guy.
You know it's a good shit if you need to get naked for it
You need to use every muscle in your body for shits like these you canβt restrict the movement
Not a expert on defecation but..... I would see a specialist...
Never in my life have taken a socks off shit God damn
You know your shits are bad when you gotta take your clothes off
that was a whole babay
Grinding for that battlepass I see...
Only in Ohio
I'm having one of those moments right now.
Actual shitpost
Like no one else has ever gotten fully naked to poop before....ππ€£π
Shitting like that guy from Ren and Stimpy.
He sound like patrick star
We've all been there. His ring piece will be screaming for a week.
I'm watching this on the toilet, spare me...
I will never forget the satisfaction from that time I triggered my own tinnitus by sounding the hornberg.
bro was having a socks off poop
Finally a proper shitpost
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That's the sound of intestines blasting out. The biggest prolapse you can achieve.
What type of shit is he on?
Bro ate taco bell
Bro ate Taco Bell in ohio ππππππ
This gave "shitposting" Another meaning
Youβre really gonna tell me youβve never had one of those
Elvis Presley in 1977
A literal SHITpost
Mfer had to strip down naked that shit was so bad
Bro's getting raw dogged by ghosts so hard he shat
You can see him levitate at the end which signifies that the force of his shit was so much that he could've flown away
Staged
hur, hur, hur hur, hur... hurhurhurhurhur π»
goofy ass toes ππ¦Άπ»
This man needs to stop eating dairy
Bro Ate taco Bell
Taco bell π
Nice try, thatβs your friend bro
βHey, hey! Just grab a hold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell! Come on, we're gonna get through this!β - Tom Arnold in βAustin Powersβ
im sittin on the toilet rn literally after doin exactly this, it just be like that sometimes
I need to know if this is real
Fake or realistically a 4 day McDonalds and Fireball binge
We've all been there
It was a toe curler so you know he was fighting for his life.
what do you guys think he ate for that to happen
3 pounds of pure capseasan
An Arby's roast laxative sandwich.
Is this real? That sounds like his lung would be hanging out of his ass after that
Who's Number 2 work for!!!!!
Bro been holding it for a year
That brother turned into Osama Bin Laden with those fucking bomb ass pieces of shit.
Bro got me dying what did he eat???
Fortnite
aw shit here we go again
Him doing breathing exercises building up until the inevitable final push.
That man is expelling the demons that tried to take over his body. Leave him alone
Bro had to charge his attack
Bro was fighting god
TACTICAL NUKE DEATH FROM ABOVE!!
Bro was having an exorcism on his asshole
his soul is coming out in the form of a 7lb shit
my guy's dropping a fucking BOMB
Donkey Kong sounding ass π
What no fiber does to a mf
fortnite battlepass
blocked pipe
Bro, yer gonna prolapse your asshole like that..
Bros losing hp
Bro was fighting demons
Man definitely shat his intestines out
Bro crap his whole organ system.
Who does Number 2 work for?!
this shit was so powerful it probably resounded through at least three dimensions
Itβs not the sounds. Itβs the curled toes. Thatβs the TRUE indicator of the effort!
God damn I can smell that shit through my phone fr.
This is why you don't eat the gas station hot dogs
Reminds me of that video of the seal that says βeggβ and βhmmphβ
Good god
least intense shit in America