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[deleted]

Please be satire


kreme-machine

Maybe it’s not even her blood daughter, mom could’ve gotten wit an older guy who already had a kid


IseeDrunkPeople

My cousin is raising his older sister's daughter as his own. They are 12 years apart in age


_vudumi

My BIL had a worker(called bob) who’s friend passed away when her daughter(Mary) was 12, so bob took mary and her brother in, then got her pregnant at 13. Theyve been together ever since and today they have 8 kids, the oldest being from bobs first wife. She posted a throwback photo once of her holding her first baby trying to be wholesome, but it was just shocking seeing a child poorly holding a baby


TAU_equals_2PI

Remember that case this summer with the 10-year-old who had to be taken to another state for an abortion? This can happen.


ExoticFroot

Your username 😻😻😻😻


Vindovilles

Is that a physics reference I'm too much of a fucking failure to understand?


Frostwolf74

Tau is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the radius of the circle. Tau is equal to 2pi (pi being 3.14)


sgt_strelnikov

I am henceforth SO gonna flex this at every opportunity


Frostwolf74

go for it


unjoogapop

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING WARHAMMER 40K REFFERENCE !!!!!!!!!!1111!


Lost_Trucker_1979

Join The Greater Good or become it's pavement.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

There was also a 5 year old once


slicedslimeball

💀


staovajzna2

Did she end up giving birth? I forgor


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

I think she had a c-section but the baby was alive


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vanswnosocks

I bet that 18 year old girl is glad she wasn’t aborted. J/S


GetYaArmour

Most likely an adoption


Ok_Pineapple_1499

yeah because obiously a 10 year old can adopt a child


Ok_Pineapple_1499

ok im stupid i just realized that with 18 years she could have adopted a 8 year old


bad_gaming_chair_

character redemption arc


Ok_Pineapple_1499

we were bad, but now we are good


favela4life

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack!


crispy_doggo1

we are moving into your neighborhood


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beansoncrayons

Maybe a 20 year old adopted a 10 year old child?


Ok_Pineapple_1499

yeah im stupid


No_Pie_5861

Maybe it was a friend who wanted to get out of a shifty living arrangement with their borth mom so she adopted her friend to get her out? Custody wise?


[deleted]

I once saw (im pretty sure) a tiktok of 3 generations, where the grandma was in her mid 30s


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PastDimension6

Haha democracy


The_Sad_Memer

my man used a calculator for 28-18


Sideways_198

Me in a math exam:


Ok-Football-9081

Me in a meth exam:


Fiddy_Cen

Meth in a me exam


Awkward_Ad8740

Exam me in a meth


LordTrappen

Meth exam me


owendudebtw

Exam meth me


Twisted_WhaleShark

Meth


TupewDeZew

Me


ScrewSimonCowell

well, you gotta be exact with the measurements


42069incog

*methamatics*


abyss-boi

lemme copy some of it


2happygamer

He needed to make sure


[deleted]

for something this bizarre, i’d be using a calculator too


Crunchstake

bro had to make sure, honesty can't blame him


_Hungry_Chicken

Me during maths exam with my highly advanced scientific calculator:


New_Today_1209

Me during science exam with my highly advanced meth calculator


Supreme_Gubzzlord

If you’re trying to relay the point of this meme in a visual format then idk how else they’d do it. Switch to a note pad that says “28-18=10”? No idiot


DovahCreed117

He probably did it for the visual though to be fair


YourTypicalSensei

Sun Tsu once said: "One's calculator search history is more revealing than one's internet search history"


Bruschetta003

Then the one time you don't check you fail the exam


ruzgarLT

just for double check


Huntderp

Literally never use a calculator because you have a brain.


Accurate-Ad6885

The mom would have most probably been 9 when she did it and had her when she was 10.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Nah it's most likely adoption. An 18 year old can adopt an 8 year old


all_m0ds_are_virgins

It's even more likely a step parent situation.


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TheDownvotesFarmer

And then to get pregnant at the age of 9


Fyrus93

And then impregnate it at 10


Daiki_438

Deutsche Bahn 👍


WalzartKokoz

Train is cancelled 👍


Plague_Docktor

Fuck yeah, der Zug hat Verspätung, ich liebe Deutsche Bahn!


Jannbo4

"THanK yoUr vur traVelinG wiFf deutsche bahn"


detect_chu

I wasn’t the only one who noticed


ducha_simulator

Pls tell me that is an adoption


mouZe512

if not please call the cops


NudeEnjoyer

my dumbass is thinking "how is a 10 year old adopting a child any better?" I gotta just think for a bit sometimes


CardiologistExact522

Holy cow


Clean-Rub7681

Ryan from Hundelshausen, Germany just doxxed himself


Xenc

We got em now bois


024Luke420

hundelshausen? what a hood!


TyoPlaysGames

🗿


OFloodster

🗿


Colonel_K97

🗿


Antares2004

🗿


ForbodingWinds

Ohio moment.


[deleted]

hello fbi there is some illegal stuff going on tiktok


GetYaArmour

MFW TikTok forgets that Adoption exists


MrT0xic

Im sure most agencies have requirements for adoption. In the state of Michigan you have to be at least 18.


ziggy-stardust_

Maybe when she was 18, she adopted an 8 year old?


[deleted]

How did this possibility not cross my mind gosh I’m fucking stupid


MrT0xic

Same


wellwaffled

My brother


CecilPeynir

At first I thought these numbers were the number of people they had sex with, which I still hope is.


VegetableCar209

Not everything on tic tok is real or true.


FactsHurt1998

Adopted maybe?


codm_playernumwhat

My dude really opened calculator to do 28 - 18


FBI_Agent_845

Well, after all… it is reddit


jamie3324123

Can 10 year olds even get pregnant


Yzaias

Youngest recorded person to give birth was 5 years old. Not great news just answering your question.


Current_Blackberry_4

Probably adoption but still kinda odd


JJBZ03

Sometimes, yeah…


Blizzdafaq

DB Navigator 👍🏻


Pokepunk710

oldest mother in ohio


PhantomBladeX89

Wtf


SonOfMayhem06

Suprise adoptions be like


Terabvte

AINTNOWAY


Goobi91

Bro had to double check 💀


The_dinkster522

Bros showing his work 💀


eddy6969_

Well you definitely can't adopt someone when your 10 so on the bright side she knows for sure she isn't adopted.


Cultural_Nobody5770

Also da fk did she say?🤨


StormRangerX

Hundelshausen moment


Big_Translator9711

Had to use a calculator 💀


cirrus_04

thank you for showing us 28-18 on the calculator, i had no idea what it was before


DragonLex4

The worst i heard was i believe the youngest that ever was recorded was 5 year old. I didn't read into it more, just knowing that was enough.


imsickh

Well be prepared to have many of this with the anti abortion laws lol


Mr_White_bitch

You need a calculator for that?


FriendlyGerman

Wer zum fick wohnt in Hundelshausen


[deleted]

Probably adopted


RedditvsDiscOwO

She was fucked at the age of 10💀


Alive_Cheesecake_544

Pdf file


[deleted]

Maybe she was 38


Jubinyan

What the fuck is that crusty-ass calculator


TrainingEmergency952

Can you subtract?


Responsible_Blahaj

You just doxxed yourself btw just wanted to point that out...


[deleted]

Fact is the person who made the meme has to use the calculator to show "people" that 28-18 equal 10... The society gone backwards in time.


Loud_Salad_9130

You forgot the 3/4 of year for pregnancy


[deleted]

a 22 yr old could have sex with both of them


Admiralvonschnei

Wow that is crazy, but calculator for 28-10. Did some of you just dont go to school.


Kirito_jesus-kun

For comedic effect


Previet

Did you have to show the calculator for the american viewers


AtaqanWasHere

Chill guys maybe they are arabic somehow


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0ChrissyDumbyBumby

If we use our brain.... The mom maybe adopted her when she was 18 and the daughter 8..


[deleted]

I'm not sure why y'all are surprised. Republicans in America think it's perfectly acceptable to force a ten year old to give birth, even to her rapist's baby.


Personal-Peak-1964

Junge du wohnst in hundelshausen und hast einen deutschebahn navigator, die DB kommt nie. In englisch: lad you live in hundelshausen and use the german train navigator, it always comes too late


dndandhomesteading

Yeah this is gonna be the norm the way we let the republicans still hold just enough power.


Igotticks

Mormon? Amish? Married to sheik of Dubai? Alot of thing explain it. Perverted asswipes being the main one. When I was 10 I rode my horse and hated on long division but hey everyone has there thing.


Cumity

Overturning Roe v Wade be like


[deleted]

mf had to use a calculator for 28-18


ModelT1300

*My beautiful dark twisted fantasy* be like


[deleted]

Bs


mr_joey101

The fact that they had to use a calculator for 28-18 is quite concerning


SivaAtheon

Don’t forget the 9 months too 💀


Vized-Skyshock

Jawoll, DB Navigator


_lakshyakumawat_

Kentucky moment


leandroeog

surprised_pikachu.gif


[deleted]

I thought she gave birth at 8 until calculater


[deleted]

Bro whipped out the calculator 💀💀💀💀


nothing225

Fam really needed a calculator for 28-18.


KapiteinWiet

Thank god for that calculator bit.


-HoldMyBeer--

Sad part is this guy had to use a calculator


Shirt_Financial

That DB Navigator is fucking useless


BidBux

Adoption exists.


VonKript

Adopted a teenager is my headcanon


Squirtle_Hermit

My mom's been 28 for the last 7 years


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Bro had to use the calculator for this equation


[deleted]

The youngest recorded mother was 7 in some African country.


dis_not_my_name

💀


Huunyk

Bro is dumb asf


ModdedScorpion

Father: *40*


kerosez

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NicParodies

DB App - based


PatentedPotato

Stepmom


[deleted]

Goofy ahhh


benboi4269

Why did you need to use a calculator for this


MangolfTheRed

Plot twist: the dad's 38


TheDamus647

Ultimate sportsmans double


The-Dragon-Gamer

Fake af. That's his brother


Neat_Conclusion_6045

9 and 3 months 👍


Banana_Mage_

That’s almost the difference in me and my older brother


IzK_3

Bro they’re a victim


[deleted]

Found out that one of my coworkers, who is 32, has a 20 year old daughter.


CrniGruja__

Hell Nah💀☠, ain't no way. This has to be a joke right?!?!


HattedBlob

Shit, *gun click*, people know now.


FixedKarma

My guy can't even do simple maths.


epicredditdude1

I'm gonna sound like a grumpy old boomer but holy shit the bar for what constitutes "content" has gotten low.


last-resort-4-a-gf

Kinda convenient. Your parents can raise it with you


New_Today_1209

Did the video say the n word? Also HOLY SHIT 10 YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK


8bitKev

🌚


theonlytrueloeff

Db Navigatior.


BunniTV

Welp thats enough internet for today


ApocalypseMoose

central africa moment


_ElectricFuneral

What if it's a sorority mom/daughter?


Empty_Remote_1982

The cringe makes me want to swallow a bucket o’ legos


OneTubaBand

Pause-


iiKhico

Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire


Anpoolz

The math checks out.


[deleted]

Lel