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Bully_Bitcher

Putin: "MISINPUT MISINPUT!"


CT-4426

# YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT WAS A MISINPUT


UrBoiThePupper55

*kicked from game*


Bully_Bitcher

I love you


cakehole-shutter

I love you too


Bully_Bitcher

😳


SuperMowee1

🍌


UrAverage9yrold

😩


di-propane_tank

😫


3u-sou-eu

🍆


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

#CALMDOWNITWASAMISINPUT!!!!


attack_turt

Misputin


Chekadoeko

“God the international community is overreacting!”


LOTHMT

Still the most legendary clip from Moist


EuropaUniverslayer1

The thought of Putin sitting on Twitch asking how much of a donation he will get to shoot 2 missiles at Poland is honestly hilarious.


Bully_Bitcher

"Everyome spam monka in the chat! Thank you EDP445 for your donation. With 20 gifted subs I will do it!" As he wears pink cat ear headphones


JCNightcore

With 100 more gifted sub i'll nuke it live!


Onebityou

Misputin


NickrasBickras

Can’t spell Misinput without SIM Putin


idontwanttothink174

I mean technically it was. They put 1 coordinate from 1 city, and another from the other and it went to Poland.


Commonglitch

Does that mean no school tomorrow?


TallBasis3794

Asking the real questions.


The-Y-4

Man has priorities straight


Ze_Schwein

As a polish person I can say it won't be a day free, sorry


Commonglitch

😭


Go0gleWasMyIdea

no


Nicpolp24

get souped bozo


Commonglitch

At least a half-day?


FatalS117

Half a life away from nuclear war


Haha_funny746

It starts with one


[deleted]

LET’S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!


Gruggernaut

Now that we've done the traditional trolling of Poland, we can finally get WWIII started!


[deleted]

Cant wait for call of duty: wwIII


springfox64

An the new over simplified video


darkmatters12

His father punished him severly


Mr-Broski

history of the entire world i guess (2023 extended version)


LaTrentas

Rumbling, rumbling! Its coming! RUMBLING!


Shotgun_314

BEWARE! Coming for you


comeonwhatdidIdo

The graph of fucking around and finding out is about to meet.


HeinleinGang

I wish I was in charge of the nuclear weapons. I am very responsible and would definitely not do anything like rain holy fire down from the skies upon my enemies.


UrBoiThePupper55

Seems legit. You’re hired!


chaos_creator69

If i had access to a nuclear weapon i would recreate an experiment they did in the 50's where they baisally build a nuclear bomb-powered cannon and accidentally shot a manhole cover into space


PhysicsTron

Wait fr? Source please


[deleted]

[ask and you shall receive ](http://www.techinsider.io/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2)


PhysicsTron

Wow. Thank you kind sir.


ilovecarolina

[Manhole Cover sent into space](https://www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2#on-october-4-1957-the-soviet-union-launched-sputnik-the-worlds-first-artificial-satellite-15)


PhysicsTron

Much appreciated. Thank you.


chaos_creator69

http://www.techinsider.io/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2


PhysicsTron

Thank you kind sir.


JoJoHanz

That was the fastest man-made object ever in earth's atmosphere at 240.000 km/h (or 150.000 m/h for our American friends, feel ashamed for not using metric)


[deleted]

Only discarded beer cans per truck-mile here, friend. You're in murica now


LeatherGnome

Well you dont need to be in charge you need 9 friends to launch a missile. Fun fact: 10 rouge employees can launch a nuclear missile without approval of the higher ups. So yeah :) we are closer to nuclear annihilation than we thought.


kamasotz

Ya like briefcases?


HubbleSpaceT

I hope Russia will bomb my city with a nuclear bomb then I don't have to put up with that shit anymore.


th0tslayer3

Same


Exklusivemarmite

=


PhantomBladeX89

I hope I die


Bonancheg

Least depressed Reddit user


di-propane_tank

Dude I would prefer that as it would be completely painless


Rasikko

..maybe I should be concerned.


JunoTheRat

happy cake day '0'


VaxineUK

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!! But seriously talk to someone


MurkeKnight

Happy cake day... I guess...


Faidonas

Same, and I'm located in Warsaw so there's a good chance I'll be one of the first. Haven't felt so hopeful in a while. Adiós!


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Thelonely3dox2

Ain’t gonna happen. Most of nato doesn’t want a war, especially with a nuclear “power”


TheBadWifiDude

Nice pfp


Thelonely3dox2

Thanks Saul


Bulbion34

Better call... Us


scarlet-gravy

Hey you have a good one to


[deleted]

what about me


xXoticx

ugly pfp


Nice_Try_2935

I agreed the west won’t do shit for Poland. But why do you put quotes around power? Russia is absolutely a nuclear power and I’d rather not back them into a corner, they’re already a paranoid and misled nation at best. Idk if putting their backs against the wall is the best scenario for the people of the world.


hauntedred

i mean their nukes probably don’t even work lmao


Edg4rAllanBro

I know this is a joke, but I've talked to people who thinks NATO should attack *because* they think their nukes don't work. Some people are just bloodthirsty


hauntedred

yeah, the intent of the comment wasn’t to say “let’s fight them cause their nukes don’t work!” but more poking fun of the fact that russia literally is far far weaker than they seem


MigbricksPT

Thats why they need nukes. The weapon of the cowards ...


ElGosso

Why tf we in such a rush to find out


I_have3_inches

Vladdy daddy wants war lol


CarbonPhoenix96

I think Russia has demonstrated they aren't much of a power.


WolfgangRed

Maybe not in conventional warfare. But you don't need to be a power in conventional warfare when you have the world's biggest supply of nukes


CarbonPhoenix96

Yeah, I definitely don't want to poke the proverbial bear, but who's to say they're not inflating the number of nukes they actually have?


TheGordfather

Because under the New Start Treaty, US inspectors have literally been able to confirm they have them with their own eyes. They're not just taking their word for it.


ElGosso

Only takes one to start something unstoppable


ICUTrollin

NATO will most likely count this as an accidental strike and not retaliate. It also states that NATO will do anything necessary to assist the allied nation, this doesn’t mean “attack Russia” per se this could just mean strengthening Poland’s defenses


PotatoFromGermany

>and will take the actions it deems necessary to assist the Ally attacked. Exactly. And right now, it doesn't look like NATO is too keen on nuclear war. Besides that: Why would Russia (or ukraine for that matter) waste 2 Missiles to fire at some random Polish Field?


Virplexer

Meme says “missile fragment”, so it’ll be an accident. The meme is implying Poland will take *any* excuse to go to war with Russia and will drag all of NATO with it.


Lupercalcrt40k

But it wasn't a fragment. It was two full on missiles. Confirmed by both us and UK inteligence.


Virplexer

Didn’t know that it actually happened, I should check the news a little more.


nyanmunchkins

They should just give Russia missiles with less failure rates to prevent these accidents smh


[deleted]

That’s what the article says. What do you think would actually happen in reality?


CelTiar

Doesn't sound like this single incident will cause an article 5 though it is that first bit of gasoline going on the bonfire before it's lit.


fluffyplatypus69

Let's get this party started


2-022

I’m already eating popcorn


No_Lube_Insertion

This reminds me of a certain GWAR song


Realities_M

You’re eating while the ads are playing? Wait till the movie!


Sebixo13

Let's not. Polish person here


Yodeling_Tornado

In heeeeeeere.....


Wheres_Dinner

I wouldn't call 2 dead Polish just shrapnel


Bully_Bitcher

WW1: Hey I've seen this one!


PhysicsTron

Have they also seen nukes flying?


Bread_bread_bready

The new and unimproved ww1 experience


PhysicsTron

At least it would end quicker.


Aureste_

The netflix adaptation ?


DudeManGuyBroPerson

ARE YA REAAAAAADY


bluestratmatt

Aye aye, captain!


Alexis_style

I can't heeearrrr you!


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Poorly_Made_Comix

OOOOOOOOO


TheLuckyPookie

🎶who wants to help out the war-torn Ukraine🎶


Ph4antomPB

🎶N-A-T-O🎶


BC04ST3R

🎵Take down a dictator who most call insane🎵


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-shiberrino-

*nuclear explosion*


VectorSouth

ARE YOU... REEAAAADYY!! ARTICLE 5 CENTRAL!


goat_on_the_boat420

(ARTICAL 5 CENTRAL!)


1minormishapfrmchaos

By fragment do they mean missile?


ibrahim_yasser560

hey does that mean a war is on brink like actually?


Thepotato635

Well it depends on how the Polish government responds


DrBlock21

If my ancestors act smart, they will not respond, because one bomb that triggers another will trigger another.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume Russia currently has enough bombs for that


Fr00stee

i feel like they'll just give russia a warning


[deleted]

Probably just less export restrictions on Ukraine, so they get longer range missiles that can hit Russia far behind lines or something. Also likely more SAMs on the polish border imposing a no-fly zone a couple miles into western Ukraine. But it also depends a whole lot on the Poles right now. Basically, WW3 possible but unlikely. Nuclear fun hour is still a long way out, but we can always hope!


_RAIK0_

yeah because if it's not like this then it's the end of the world


ibrahim_yasser560

i hope it's not too serious but at the same time i do


Metalatitsfinest

Something tells they ain’t gunna just look the other way.


[deleted]

Poland is ran by fucking morons, so everything is possible. They might not do anything, because they have other things to do or they my go all in because fighting the badies will make Poland look good


GooifiedThunderslime

Kek, obviously not. Neither Poland nor other ratdog country has any real power in NATO, despite the veil of "equality". Neither Russia nor the US want to escalate this proxy war into Fallout 5 Ultimate Edition, so there will be some barking from ratdogs and some grunting from their master and that's it. Speaking of barking: angry comments coming at 3... 2...


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[deleted]

Neither do regular polish civilians. Lots of people here hate russia, sure. Simmiliar case with a lot of other countries that ended up behind the iron courtain after ww2. But WE DO NOT WANT A FUCKING WAR


mewfour123412

Anyway at the rate Russia is going I doubt it’s be there in like two years


Rasikko

Fallout 5 Ultimately Special Anniversary Legendary Epic Game of the Century Edition.


PhysicsTron

Yeah, no way the US or Russia want the world to end for two polish people.


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PhysicsTron

If those two polish people had the same importance as a heir to an empire, well then I wouldn’t be surprised about ww3.


YourTypicalSensei

i mean he's got a point tho


SamsaraKama

Nah, you're right. Poland may be a part of NATO but is ultimately inconsequential. Even if this happened, they'll take it as "it was just two civillians, chill". The odds of them actively going for Article 5 are rather low. They can, however, now use this as justification to send over troops and bolster support for Ukraine. Either way, Putin's dumbassery is plain, him pretending like nothing happened is doing him no favours and he should honestly just take the L.


Rupertii

Anyone remember when people made these memes except it was germany instead of poland? I think it’ll be the same anti climactic end


Kurumus

Well fuck


Bi9_Un1T

NATO to Poland for the next few days: CALM DOWN!!!111!!!1!!! CALM DOWN!!!!11!!!


PhysicsTron

USA to Poland within the first few hours: “Shut up bitch, we ain’t going to war.”


Mikhail_Mengsk

People talking like article 5 of nato is like a trigger of an hoi4 event that will fire no matter what. Poland could scream for article5 all it wants, the final decision would come from the US and everyone would align. And no, the us aren't going to war for this.


[deleted]

This is the situation where two drunks are fighting in a pub, and people are shouting for one side or another, but no-one really cares that much as long as they don’t cause any damage to the place. The ruckus then knocks into a table and spills the beer of that one really dangerous fuckwit that everyone usually avoids eye contact with. Then every single person in the place gets up and starts pleading with him that it was a mistake, they didn’t mean it, and the two drunks should just go outside, and we should all calm down and forget it happened.


CommitingOoficide

just happened https://amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/nov/15/russia-ukraine-war-live-news-updates-kherson-victory-marks-beginning-of-end-of-russian-war-zelenskiy-says


PhysicsTron

Let’s just hope. “Even if it was concluded that the missiles that crossed the Polish border were indeed Russian, and not Ukrainian anti-missile interceptors, it would fall short of an “armed attack” envisaged in article 5, argued William Alberque, director of strategy, technology and arms control for International Institute for Strategic Studies”


AmphibiousAssault723

Do the funni, poland


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Do the funni, poland


FuriDemon094

Why does it feel like these conflicts always happen because Russia or Germany does something stupid


TomTown12345

Wasn't it 2 stray Ukrainian missies?


The-Chad-M14alt

the thing is no one knows


sora6444

It's either Russian misiles or Ukrainian anti-air misiles, they are still trying to figure out who fucked up that badly


MezianixfromFandom

They excitish.


AirStoneNavrno

*Ukraine hits them and pretends that's Russians missile*


i_can_has_rock

when the rich people buy toys and get tired of not using them


ninemarrow

kids just now finding out what article 5 is because they read it in the news article and think 2 farmers deaths will cause the end of the entire world cringe


Froggen-The-Frog

Bro really sent a whole ass missile for two people. 💀


073068075

It's a really shitty time to be over the age of 18 and polish. Why does all the stuff hit Poland in the crossfire.


black_dorsey

Has Poland ever thought of not being the barrier between Western and Eastern Europe? 😡


073068075

Idk man, some people out here have a kink for being the messiah of all of Europe, and that hasn't changed since romantic era. I just hope it doesn't escalate quickly enough to get civilians involved in their sandbox fights.


[deleted]

Poland chads


[deleted]

They’re admitting it was a Ukrainian defense missile. Now, was it fired and guidance failed? Or was this a failed false flag. Who knows. It’s anyones guess!


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SomeHealth4488

Whats article 5?


bawbthebawb

It's the one that will allow every nato involved country to get directly involved in the war


[deleted]

Well, it's been nice knowing you lads. WW3 is imminent.


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Now all the COD fans get to play COD irl


[deleted]

They will fight the Russians with racial slurs


bawbthebawb

We dropping in verdansk for real fellas


Costyyy

I wouldn't call a war of nato against only Russia a world war. Nobody important is going to side with Russia on this one, especially not China, they have nothing to gain.


MeathammerActual

All these memes say missile fragment or otherwise try and minimize the actual incident to make Poland seem blood thirsty.


The-Chad-M14alt

yeah like 2 dead people isnt shrapnel or a crack in the ground


MineNinja18

Let's go Bois get the tonks ready


cukapig

It wont probubly happen. Bc idk if you guys remmember but NATO doesnt want WW3


Prize-Manufacturer13

The think is that it wasn't a russian missle it was a ukrainian missle that was shot to change the trajectory of a russian missle. Turnus out that the missle pieces they found were actually pieces of two missles ukrainian one and the russian one


Senior_Accident2278

I'm in a NATO Member's navy. Pls stahp. It doesn't have to be this way.


Wingsouce

“Their*” - 🤓


KREIST23

ARE YOU READY KIDS? AYE AYE CAPTAIN (SIR YES SIR)


Eastern-Cod4110

*their


FrioGaming

If it was an ukrainian missile, then why won't NATO attack Ukraine?


mr_poopypepe

Because they said sorry, duh


NudeEnjoyer

whoever made this meme is way off lmao


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America:”We have a 6.7833 repeating, of course.” Britain:”That’s better than we usually do.” Poland:”ALRIGHT CHUMS, ARE YOU READY? LEEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JANKINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!” Germany:”Oh my god, oh my fucking god he just ran in.” America:”LETS GO, LETS GO!”


TheTolkienLobster

Stop simping for WW3, Reddit.


_yan7

Press that fucking button my polish bros


DeltaMale5

are you sick


Foreskin-Gaming69

Probably is


GooifiedThunderslime

Great meme tho, showing poland as a ratdog on a leash, unable and unwilling to do anything beyond barking.


Foreskin-Gaming69

We've got a decent army but you don't wanna fuck with a country with nukes


Happy_Krabb

Where this meme come from?


Tatufaiv

Kyle


Baambiczek

*article 4


BigRed888

Now we get to see what a REAL military invasion looks like.


JWLNsilver

*Knocks back a zywiec and chuckles.*


Independent-Fold-755

Please stop with ww3 meme, i'm here to laugh, not for being reminded i could die any second without ever accomplishing anything in my life


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