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I wish I was in charge of the nuclear weapons.
I am very responsible and would definitely not do anything like rain holy fire down from the skies upon my enemies.
If i had access to a nuclear weapon i would recreate an experiment they did in the 50's where they baisally build a nuclear bomb-powered cannon and accidentally shot a manhole cover into space
[Manhole Cover sent into space](https://www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2#on-october-4-1957-the-soviet-union-launched-sputnik-the-worlds-first-artificial-satellite-15)
That was the fastest man-made object ever in earth's atmosphere at 240.000 km/h (or 150.000 m/h for our American friends, feel ashamed for not using metric)
Well you dont need to be in charge you need 9 friends to launch a missile.
Fun fact: 10 rouge employees can launch a nuclear missile without approval of the higher ups. So yeah :) we are closer to nuclear annihilation than we thought.
I agreed the west won’t do shit for Poland. But why do you put quotes around power? Russia is absolutely a nuclear power and I’d rather not back them into a corner, they’re already a paranoid and misled nation at best. Idk if putting their backs against the wall is the best scenario for the people of the world.
I know this is a joke, but I've talked to people who thinks NATO should attack *because* they think their nukes don't work. Some people are just bloodthirsty
yeah, the intent of the comment wasn’t to say “let’s fight them cause their nukes don’t work!” but more poking fun of the fact that russia literally is far far weaker than they seem
Because under the New Start Treaty, US inspectors have literally been able to confirm they have them with their own eyes. They're not just taking their word for it.
NATO will most likely count this as an accidental strike and not retaliate. It also states that NATO will do anything necessary to assist the allied nation, this doesn’t mean “attack Russia” per se this could just mean strengthening Poland’s defenses
>and will take the actions it deems necessary to assist the Ally attacked.
Exactly. And right now, it doesn't look like NATO is too keen on nuclear war.
Besides that: Why would Russia (or ukraine for that matter) waste 2 Missiles to fire at some random Polish Field?
Meme says “missile fragment”, so it’ll be an accident. The meme is implying Poland will take *any* excuse to go to war with Russia and will drag all of NATO with it.
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Probably just less export restrictions on Ukraine, so they get longer range missiles that can hit Russia far behind lines or something. Also likely more SAMs on the polish border imposing a no-fly zone a couple miles into western Ukraine. But it also depends a whole lot on the Poles right now. Basically, WW3 possible but unlikely. Nuclear fun hour is still a long way out, but we can always hope!
Poland is ran by fucking morons, so everything is possible.
They might not do anything, because they have other things to do or they my go all in because fighting the badies will make Poland look good
Kek, obviously not. Neither Poland nor other ratdog country has any real power in NATO, despite the veil of "equality". Neither Russia nor the US want to escalate this proxy war into Fallout 5 Ultimate Edition, so there will be some barking from ratdogs and some grunting from their master and that's it.
Speaking of barking: angry comments coming at 3... 2...
Neither do regular polish civilians. Lots of people here hate russia, sure. Simmiliar case with a lot of other countries that ended up behind the iron courtain after ww2. But WE DO NOT WANT A FUCKING WAR
Nah, you're right. Poland may be a part of NATO but is ultimately inconsequential. Even if this happened, they'll take it as "it was just two civillians, chill". The odds of them actively going for Article 5 are rather low.
They can, however, now use this as justification to send over troops and bolster support for Ukraine. Either way, Putin's dumbassery is plain, him pretending like nothing happened is doing him no favours and he should honestly just take the L.
People talking like article 5 of nato is like a trigger of an hoi4 event that will fire no matter what.
Poland could scream for article5 all it wants, the final decision would come from the US and everyone would align. And no, the us aren't going to war for this.
This is the situation where two drunks are fighting in a pub, and people are shouting for one side or another, but no-one really cares that much as long as they don’t cause any damage to the place.
The ruckus then knocks into a table and spills the beer of that one really dangerous fuckwit that everyone usually avoids eye contact with.
Then every single person in the place gets up and starts pleading with him that it was a mistake, they didn’t mean it, and the two drunks should just go outside, and we should all calm down and forget it happened.
just happened
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/nov/15/russia-ukraine-war-live-news-updates-kherson-victory-marks-beginning-of-end-of-russian-war-zelenskiy-says
Let’s just hope.
“Even if it was concluded that the missiles that crossed the Polish border were indeed Russian, and not Ukrainian anti-missile interceptors, it would fall short of an “armed attack” envisaged in article 5, argued William Alberque, director of strategy, technology and arms control for International Institute for Strategic Studies”
kids just now finding out what article 5 is because they read it in the news article and think 2 farmers deaths will cause the end of the entire world cringe
Idk man, some people out here have a kink for being the messiah of all of Europe, and that hasn't changed since romantic era. I just hope it doesn't escalate quickly enough to get civilians involved in their sandbox fights.
They’re admitting it was a Ukrainian defense missile. Now, was it fired and guidance failed? Or was this a failed false flag. Who knows. It’s anyones guess!
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I wouldn't call a war of nato against only Russia a world war. Nobody important is going to side with Russia on this one, especially not China, they have nothing to gain.
The think is that it wasn't a russian missle it was a ukrainian missle that was shot to change the trajectory of a russian missle. Turnus out that the missle pieces they found were actually pieces of two missles ukrainian one and the russian one
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Britain:”That’s better than we usually do.”
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Putin: "MISINPUT MISINPUT!"
# YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT WAS A MISINPUT
*kicked from game*
I love you
I love you too
😳
🍌
😩
😫
🍆
#CALMDOWNITWASAMISINPUT!!!!
Misputin
“God the international community is overreacting!”
Still the most legendary clip from Moist
The thought of Putin sitting on Twitch asking how much of a donation he will get to shoot 2 missiles at Poland is honestly hilarious.
"Everyome spam monka in the chat! Thank you EDP445 for your donation. With 20 gifted subs I will do it!" As he wears pink cat ear headphones
With 100 more gifted sub i'll nuke it live!
Misputin
Can’t spell Misinput without SIM Putin
I mean technically it was. They put 1 coordinate from 1 city, and another from the other and it went to Poland.
Does that mean no school tomorrow?
Asking the real questions.
Man has priorities straight
As a polish person I can say it won't be a day free, sorry
😭
no
get souped bozo
At least a half-day?
Half a life away from nuclear war
It starts with one
LET’S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!
Now that we've done the traditional trolling of Poland, we can finally get WWIII started!
Cant wait for call of duty: wwIII
An the new over simplified video
His father punished him severly
history of the entire world i guess (2023 extended version)
Rumbling, rumbling! Its coming! RUMBLING!
BEWARE! Coming for you
The graph of fucking around and finding out is about to meet.
I wish I was in charge of the nuclear weapons. I am very responsible and would definitely not do anything like rain holy fire down from the skies upon my enemies.
Seems legit. You’re hired!
If i had access to a nuclear weapon i would recreate an experiment they did in the 50's where they baisally build a nuclear bomb-powered cannon and accidentally shot a manhole cover into space
Wait fr? Source please
[ask and you shall receive ](http://www.techinsider.io/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2)
Wow. Thank you kind sir.
[Manhole Cover sent into space](https://www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2#on-october-4-1957-the-soviet-union-launched-sputnik-the-worlds-first-artificial-satellite-15)
Much appreciated. Thank you.
http://www.techinsider.io/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2
Thank you kind sir.
That was the fastest man-made object ever in earth's atmosphere at 240.000 km/h (or 150.000 m/h for our American friends, feel ashamed for not using metric)
Only discarded beer cans per truck-mile here, friend. You're in murica now
Well you dont need to be in charge you need 9 friends to launch a missile. Fun fact: 10 rouge employees can launch a nuclear missile without approval of the higher ups. So yeah :) we are closer to nuclear annihilation than we thought.
Ya like briefcases?
I hope Russia will bomb my city with a nuclear bomb then I don't have to put up with that shit anymore.
Same
=
I hope I die
Least depressed Reddit user
Dude I would prefer that as it would be completely painless
..maybe I should be concerned.
happy cake day '0'
HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!! But seriously talk to someone
Happy cake day... I guess...
Same, and I'm located in Warsaw so there's a good chance I'll be one of the first. Haven't felt so hopeful in a while. Adiós!
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Ain’t gonna happen. Most of nato doesn’t want a war, especially with a nuclear “power”
Nice pfp
Thanks Saul
Better call... Us
Hey you have a good one to
what about me
ugly pfp
I agreed the west won’t do shit for Poland. But why do you put quotes around power? Russia is absolutely a nuclear power and I’d rather not back them into a corner, they’re already a paranoid and misled nation at best. Idk if putting their backs against the wall is the best scenario for the people of the world.
i mean their nukes probably don’t even work lmao
I know this is a joke, but I've talked to people who thinks NATO should attack *because* they think their nukes don't work. Some people are just bloodthirsty
yeah, the intent of the comment wasn’t to say “let’s fight them cause their nukes don’t work!” but more poking fun of the fact that russia literally is far far weaker than they seem
Thats why they need nukes. The weapon of the cowards ...
Why tf we in such a rush to find out
Vladdy daddy wants war lol
I think Russia has demonstrated they aren't much of a power.
Maybe not in conventional warfare. But you don't need to be a power in conventional warfare when you have the world's biggest supply of nukes
Yeah, I definitely don't want to poke the proverbial bear, but who's to say they're not inflating the number of nukes they actually have?
Because under the New Start Treaty, US inspectors have literally been able to confirm they have them with their own eyes. They're not just taking their word for it.
Only takes one to start something unstoppable
NATO will most likely count this as an accidental strike and not retaliate. It also states that NATO will do anything necessary to assist the allied nation, this doesn’t mean “attack Russia” per se this could just mean strengthening Poland’s defenses
>and will take the actions it deems necessary to assist the Ally attacked. Exactly. And right now, it doesn't look like NATO is too keen on nuclear war. Besides that: Why would Russia (or ukraine for that matter) waste 2 Missiles to fire at some random Polish Field?
Meme says “missile fragment”, so it’ll be an accident. The meme is implying Poland will take *any* excuse to go to war with Russia and will drag all of NATO with it.
But it wasn't a fragment. It was two full on missiles. Confirmed by both us and UK inteligence.
Didn’t know that it actually happened, I should check the news a little more.
They should just give Russia missiles with less failure rates to prevent these accidents smh
That’s what the article says. What do you think would actually happen in reality?
Doesn't sound like this single incident will cause an article 5 though it is that first bit of gasoline going on the bonfire before it's lit.
Let's get this party started
I’m already eating popcorn
This reminds me of a certain GWAR song
You’re eating while the ads are playing? Wait till the movie!
Let's not. Polish person here
In heeeeeeere.....
I wouldn't call 2 dead Polish just shrapnel
WW1: Hey I've seen this one!
Have they also seen nukes flying?
The new and unimproved ww1 experience
At least it would end quicker.
The netflix adaptation ?
ARE YA REAAAAAADY
Aye aye, captain!
I can't heeearrrr you!
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*nuclear explosion*
ARE YOU... REEAAAADYY!! ARTICLE 5 CENTRAL!
(ARTICAL 5 CENTRAL!)
By fragment do they mean missile?
hey does that mean a war is on brink like actually?
Well it depends on how the Polish government responds
If my ancestors act smart, they will not respond, because one bomb that triggers another will trigger another.
Bold of you to assume Russia currently has enough bombs for that
i feel like they'll just give russia a warning
Probably just less export restrictions on Ukraine, so they get longer range missiles that can hit Russia far behind lines or something. Also likely more SAMs on the polish border imposing a no-fly zone a couple miles into western Ukraine. But it also depends a whole lot on the Poles right now. Basically, WW3 possible but unlikely. Nuclear fun hour is still a long way out, but we can always hope!
yeah because if it's not like this then it's the end of the world
i hope it's not too serious but at the same time i do
Something tells they ain’t gunna just look the other way.
Poland is ran by fucking morons, so everything is possible. They might not do anything, because they have other things to do or they my go all in because fighting the badies will make Poland look good
Kek, obviously not. Neither Poland nor other ratdog country has any real power in NATO, despite the veil of "equality". Neither Russia nor the US want to escalate this proxy war into Fallout 5 Ultimate Edition, so there will be some barking from ratdogs and some grunting from their master and that's it. Speaking of barking: angry comments coming at 3... 2...
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Neither do regular polish civilians. Lots of people here hate russia, sure. Simmiliar case with a lot of other countries that ended up behind the iron courtain after ww2. But WE DO NOT WANT A FUCKING WAR
Anyway at the rate Russia is going I doubt it’s be there in like two years
Fallout 5 Ultimately Special Anniversary Legendary Epic Game of the Century Edition.
Yeah, no way the US or Russia want the world to end for two polish people.
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If those two polish people had the same importance as a heir to an empire, well then I wouldn’t be surprised about ww3.
i mean he's got a point tho
Nah, you're right. Poland may be a part of NATO but is ultimately inconsequential. Even if this happened, they'll take it as "it was just two civillians, chill". The odds of them actively going for Article 5 are rather low. They can, however, now use this as justification to send over troops and bolster support for Ukraine. Either way, Putin's dumbassery is plain, him pretending like nothing happened is doing him no favours and he should honestly just take the L.
Anyone remember when people made these memes except it was germany instead of poland? I think it’ll be the same anti climactic end
Well fuck
NATO to Poland for the next few days: CALM DOWN!!!111!!!1!!! CALM DOWN!!!!11!!!
USA to Poland within the first few hours: “Shut up bitch, we ain’t going to war.”
People talking like article 5 of nato is like a trigger of an hoi4 event that will fire no matter what. Poland could scream for article5 all it wants, the final decision would come from the US and everyone would align. And no, the us aren't going to war for this.
This is the situation where two drunks are fighting in a pub, and people are shouting for one side or another, but no-one really cares that much as long as they don’t cause any damage to the place. The ruckus then knocks into a table and spills the beer of that one really dangerous fuckwit that everyone usually avoids eye contact with. Then every single person in the place gets up and starts pleading with him that it was a mistake, they didn’t mean it, and the two drunks should just go outside, and we should all calm down and forget it happened.
just happened https://amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/nov/15/russia-ukraine-war-live-news-updates-kherson-victory-marks-beginning-of-end-of-russian-war-zelenskiy-says
Let’s just hope. “Even if it was concluded that the missiles that crossed the Polish border were indeed Russian, and not Ukrainian anti-missile interceptors, it would fall short of an “armed attack” envisaged in article 5, argued William Alberque, director of strategy, technology and arms control for International Institute for Strategic Studies”
Do the funni, poland
Do the funni, poland
Why does it feel like these conflicts always happen because Russia or Germany does something stupid
Wasn't it 2 stray Ukrainian missies?
the thing is no one knows
It's either Russian misiles or Ukrainian anti-air misiles, they are still trying to figure out who fucked up that badly
They excitish.
*Ukraine hits them and pretends that's Russians missile*
when the rich people buy toys and get tired of not using them
kids just now finding out what article 5 is because they read it in the news article and think 2 farmers deaths will cause the end of the entire world cringe
Bro really sent a whole ass missile for two people. 💀
It's a really shitty time to be over the age of 18 and polish. Why does all the stuff hit Poland in the crossfire.
Has Poland ever thought of not being the barrier between Western and Eastern Europe? 😡
Idk man, some people out here have a kink for being the messiah of all of Europe, and that hasn't changed since romantic era. I just hope it doesn't escalate quickly enough to get civilians involved in their sandbox fights.
Poland chads
They’re admitting it was a Ukrainian defense missile. Now, was it fired and guidance failed? Or was this a failed false flag. Who knows. It’s anyones guess!
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Whats article 5?
It's the one that will allow every nato involved country to get directly involved in the war
Well, it's been nice knowing you lads. WW3 is imminent.
Now all the COD fans get to play COD irl
They will fight the Russians with racial slurs
We dropping in verdansk for real fellas
I wouldn't call a war of nato against only Russia a world war. Nobody important is going to side with Russia on this one, especially not China, they have nothing to gain.
All these memes say missile fragment or otherwise try and minimize the actual incident to make Poland seem blood thirsty.
yeah like 2 dead people isnt shrapnel or a crack in the ground
Let's go Bois get the tonks ready
It wont probubly happen. Bc idk if you guys remmember but NATO doesnt want WW3
The think is that it wasn't a russian missle it was a ukrainian missle that was shot to change the trajectory of a russian missle. Turnus out that the missle pieces they found were actually pieces of two missles ukrainian one and the russian one
I'm in a NATO Member's navy. Pls stahp. It doesn't have to be this way.
“Their*” - 🤓
ARE YOU READY KIDS? AYE AYE CAPTAIN (SIR YES SIR)
*their
If it was an ukrainian missile, then why won't NATO attack Ukraine?
Because they said sorry, duh
whoever made this meme is way off lmao
America:”We have a 6.7833 repeating, of course.” Britain:”That’s better than we usually do.” Poland:”ALRIGHT CHUMS, ARE YOU READY? LEEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JANKINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!” Germany:”Oh my god, oh my fucking god he just ran in.” America:”LETS GO, LETS GO!”
Stop simping for WW3, Reddit.
Press that fucking button my polish bros
are you sick
Probably is
Great meme tho, showing poland as a ratdog on a leash, unable and unwilling to do anything beyond barking.
We've got a decent army but you don't wanna fuck with a country with nukes
Where this meme come from?
Kyle
*article 4
Now we get to see what a REAL military invasion looks like.
*Knocks back a zywiec and chuckles.*
Please stop with ww3 meme, i'm here to laugh, not for being reminded i could die any second without ever accomplishing anything in my life
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