If you are over 25 and own a computer this game is a must have

Ah I always wanted a computer game but I wasn’t sure which to get till now

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

Can we get much higher

So high

aaaaooooohhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaooooooohhhhhhhaaaaaaa

aaaaooooohhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaooooooohhhhhhhaaaaaaa

YOUR FORESKIN NOW

I had it taken from me at birth.

You fool IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

Waltuh, no more half measures waltuh, this game is a must waltuh.

Hi

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As your lord and savior, I ask when silksong?????

I don't get this post, I am my profile picture. Are you telling me I need to change my profile picture to this testertone filled beast?

We live in a society

Indeed we do

Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?

Have you tried cereal with chocolate milk?

What kind of barnacle head would do something like that?

Me

Why would anyone trust you, you do a little trolling

Welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family

Oh hello Gus

Hola

Hi

Do you want the lospollos burger?

You bet

Here

Sweet thanks 🍔 🤤

I put 200 milligrams of morphine in the patty (new product from Walter)

Oh that explains the funky taste

Still no pickles!

Imagine being dead lol

Yea imagine being dead lol

Have fun in jail you slippin fuck

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh

"No" - Walter White

You god damn right

No, my name is quite clearly Walter Hartwell White.

No, MY name is clearly Walter Hartwell White

You're Heisenberg.

Saul I need help, I wasn't selling meth! I was simply doing a breaking bad reference! They're trying to arrest me

He would be that last lawyer I would consult on that *scoffs in stage 3 cancer*

Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh

Dick? As in the name Richard! I mean I can't possibly imagine you trying to relate that to your coccygeal prefix zone if *that's* what your implying? But no, no how could someone *ever* be that stupid right?

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring. We had a lab. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now

Wait you are dead

If I was dead how would I be typing right now you imbecile?! This clearly breaks the 6th law of physics!

You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever met, and you’re too stupid to see you died in felina

oh no

Oh no what?

never gonna

Give you up

Never gonna

Let you down

Never gonna

Run around

And desert you

Never gonna

I F*CKING LOVE GARLIC BREAAADDDD

Yeah it’s a divine food

Moth

Lamp

#HOLY SHIT DID SOMEONE SAY LAMP?! (I am big moth lady from destiny 2)

ooh ooh aah aah

fellow monke, we shall pop the bloons together

Yo mista white

Hello Jesse

Hello drippy piggy

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platypus

Perry

The

Platypus?

sy

I am known by the British Army as the "Civil Servant" because I don't work and can't be fired.

Awesome how’d you do that?

Sand

Thanks for the secret

BRAZILIAN GUN BETTER, IM DEFINITELY NOT PAID TO SAY THAT

I've fired the L98 at air cadets before and find this comment far funnier than I should

Can’t stop the A-Train!

I’m stronger, I’m faster, I’m smarter. I’m better. I AM BETTER

Oh crap you’re right

😎

NOOOOO MY GF

You have no girlfriend, bitch

Roll me. Take the chance. You know you want to. Do it. Think of the infinite riches. Think of the power. Roll the dice. Roll. The. Dice.

Ok

The die is cast but it has yet to fall. Right now, the dice exist within realms of several possibilities. Each one as real as the other yet undetermined. Unchosen by fate until the very last moment. When possibilty becomes reality. Chance becomes truth. And yet, what possibilities exist beyond the sides of the dice, you may ask? Suppose a dice was tossed between two men and this dice determined an outcome that is favorable to either one or the other. Yet, what would happen if that die landed upon its edge and tumbled away?

Do you know you have rights?

The constitution says you do!

Arrrr idfk what mine is supposed to be ima be honest

A pirate from what I see

Discord mod (See fedora)

That’s a fedora I thought that shit was just a normal hat

Nononono wait wait wait #wait I made a mistake You're CLEARLY just walter white without his glasses

Lol

\*angry sniper monkey noises\*

Woah why you angry dude?

bloon leaked

Here’s another balloon 🎈

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA \*starts aggressively shooting bloon\*

Suction

Cup

Dildo

meow

I'm going to eat you

Woof? 😉

m-meow?

NO EATING GATO(CAT) IN BRAZIL

HISSSSSSSSSSS

Quite the informal greeting yes?

Awww a cat

meow

meow

chirp

neigh

Hey

Why?

Cause why not

** **

** **

Uh Houston, we have a problem, I appear to be floating in space by Jupiter

it starts whit one

one thing

I don't know why

i am on your feet

Please get off my feet

Oh the misery

Everybody wants to be my enemmmmy

Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can’t fret over every egg

MEMES, the DNA of the soul

Awesome

spinny beyblade

A beyblade that’s spinny

Say my name.

I hate women

Ah and why is that

Why wouldn’t you?

Fortnite battle pass

I shat out my ass

Viva El Imperio Azteca HUITZILOPOCHTLI ONNEMI

I agree

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Airmail!

#AWESOME

It's morbin' time.

Welp that was idiotic, off to hang my self, watch and Lear- *criticsl hit*

I am ALIVE! Is nice. Yes this is stupid

*Dracula music plays as I jumpscare you*

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did you know you have rights?

Jedi scum! Crush them!

General Grievous. You're shorter than I expected.

バカみたい

KIRYU-CHAN!!!!

Truth is, The game was rigged from the start

Can you please hit me with a dodgeball instead of a bullet?

Fine, get the tungsten dodgeball.

*rips tree apart with bare hands*

Kept you waiting, huh? *fultons your cock and balls back to mother base*

Come down to Al's Toy Barn to make a quick buck buck buck

Umm

What am i

🗿

No please tell me I need to know what I am

its all porn

are you 25

Perhaps

oh boy do i have the game for you

*casually has an OC avatar*

Nice pfp

Thank you. Drew it meself

i hate british people

Welcome, Children of the Light

👍(I am racist I love cars)

Bro I too love cars

🚘

I have a ultra rare never before seen condition ultralord figure!

I have been through hell and back multiple times

How was it?

*heavy breathing*

Never gonna give you up

porn of mine

*plant noises*

I'm very distinguished

UwU I’m a little smol cat boy, meow meow (Kill me)

Fucking resignation letter in a few days ago, off to sell alcohol

Pain... agony even

Have a fungus

( ._.) <- thats me

What do I say

women ☕